After the story is told, it is quite scary when you think about it carefully.
Xia Shu complained in his heart: There must be something dirty, but it may not be just one, there may be two white ones.
Then the order of storytelling changed to the only woman.
“This is what happened to me.”
It is easier to be convinced than the story about a friend.
She glanced at the store manager and saw that this was the 98th Hyakumonogatari before continuing, "I actually just got divorced not long ago, and came to Tokyo after the divorce."
When she talked about this, Xia Shu noticed that the expressions of Xiaopang and the man next to him changed slightly. It was obvious that they already knew about this, and there was joy in their eyes.
Is it so messy?!
This thing can also help with chopping, right? It’s more fun for three people to play poker.
The woman continued, "After I got married, my stomach didn't move. I went to the hospital for a checkup and was told that there was nothing wrong with me. But my husband didn't really want to go to the hospital, so we were stuck like that. In fact, there's nothing wrong with not having a baby. But sometimes I want to have my own baby. Then my mother-in-law and her family told me about a folk custom that can help you get pregnant. Going to sweep the graves! I thought at the time that this didn't seem unacceptable. Maybe sweeping the graves means good deeds will be rewarded? But after I was well prepared, I realized that it shouldn't be called sweeping the graves, but 'picking up'. The graves to be swept are those of children who died young. It is said that this way the possibility of pregnancy is higher."
She swallowed, as people do when they are particularly nervous.
"It is said that the child born will have a very bad temper and needs to be raised with great patience. I was urged many times. They must want to have a child just like me. Then I went to have a scan. After returning home, I should have had a child with my husband, but I felt very uncomfortable. After thinking for a long time, I chose to divorce my husband and made up my mind that I would never have a child in this life."
There is an indescribable sense of absurdity in the fact that a woman who longs for a child very much does not dare to have one because of local customs.
The taciturn man reached out and gently grasped the woman's hand.
The little fat boy with black-framed glasses had anger in his eyes and seemed to be hesitant to speak.
Xia Shu was very interested in the story of Three Men Going Together, and the gossipy spirit in him was aroused. He thought that nothing like Hyaku Monogatari was as interesting as gossiping about other people's affairs.
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Cheer in your heart.
These people have a strange persistence in the development of the story. Even when it is time to roll up their sleeves, they still insist on continuing to tell the story.
This is the 99th story.
The man said, "I heard this from a senior in the company, and it even has something to do with me. We had agreed to go camping together, but I was late because of something..." He paused and looked at the woman beside him, his meaning was self-evident: "...because of something, they didn't make it, so the five of them camped together and got drunk. But when they got up the next morning to clean up the garbage, they found that the tableware and other items were for six people, and there was even a sixth person's bedding in the tent. Even the memory of drinking was that there were six people. When asked who the sixth person was, no one could remember. Later, when they talked to me about this, they also asked if I had secretly gone over to drink with them. You can imagine that it's impossible, haha."
The 100th story.
Their eyes were fixed on Xia Shu.
"Well, I'll tell you one too."
Xia Shu suddenly came to his senses and wondered why he had sat down to tell a story. Didn't he come here to kill people?
But now that I'm here, I might as well continue talking.
"After a painter died, his paintings finally started to be valuable. But people were surprised to find that the painter's agent could always come up with new paintings to sell. After some people with ulterior motives hinted at him, the agent finally said one day when he was drunk: Hush, he is still painting in the studio, I didn't tell him he was dead."
After Xia Shu finished speaking, he found that several people were looking at him.
"Isn't it funny?" he asked.
It was the store manager who spoke first, saying, "We have collected all the 100 Monogatari."
The air suddenly stagnated.
"Boom" "Boom" "Boom"
The three of them rolled their eyes and fell down without even having time to make the scissor hand gesture.
He was about to speak when he saw the store manager's eyes glowing red.
[Hint: You are attacked by soul expulsion. ]
My body suddenly felt light.
When Xia Shu reacted, he found that the fat manager had fallen to the ground with his mouth open and his eyes dull. He was obviously dead.
I float in the air.
The October wind blew across his body, making him shiver uncontrollably. It was a tremor from his soul.
My soul has left my body!
He turned around and looked at the place where he had just sat. The "Yashiro Natsuki" who should have fainted sat up, his eyes glowing scarlet, and his handsome face forced a sinister smile: "Your body is mine now, haha!"
Natsuki Yahiro, who was able to kill almost the entire Koizumi Club, must have an extraordinary bloodline talent in his body.
Ghost foxes are different from other ghosts. Those ghosts are just cuckoos occupying the magpie's nest and are not human in nature.
But it can treat the human body as a container, constantly replacing it, and stay alive forever!
Hyakumonogatari is the ritual.
But before the fox ghost had time to be surprised, Xia Shu's handsome face suddenly became distorted.
"Fuck me!"
"How is this going?"
The cursed objects on his body made it hard for the ghosts and foxes to breathe. Even ghosts and evil spirits could not stay with the cursed objects, as the saying goes, birds of a feather repel each other.
And this body actually carries 7 curses!
Many of these curses are fatal!
The ghost fox looked at Xia Shu's soul floating in the air, his eyes full of confusion.
Is this person a lunatic?
boom!
The chair leg under the ghost fox's butt broke and its body fell to the ground.
[Death Chair (Curse): Sitting on the chair has a chance of breaking your legs and causing death]
The ghost fox died from Xia Shu's curse!
Xia Shu calmly controlled his soul to return to his body and stretched comfortably.
"It's still so comfortable!"
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"I'm still a little uncomfortable with this. Has this body reached its limit?"
If this was a powerful person who traveled from another world, he would probably say something like this.
But Xia Shu only felt comfortable. After returning to his body, the curses surged up in an instant, including strange soreness, itching and numbness at various angles. He wondered if he was a little perverted, otherwise how could he like this cursed feeling.
The three of them still hadn't woken up, and their eyes were rolled back. If it weren't for the slight rise and fall of their chests, there would be no sign of life.
Instead it was the store manager.
After he fell down, his body turned visibly white and had a strong stench of decay, just like pork that was forgotten to be put in the freezer in the summer.
"It stinks!" The little fat boy with glasses woke up because he was attacked by the stench.
Looking at the dead body of the store manager who was closest to him, he subconsciously stepped back and knocked over the chair with his butt. Fortunately, he was not cursed by the chair, otherwise he would have died.
Regardless of the pain in his body, Xiaopang just wanted to distance himself from the corpse: "This, this, this... dead, dead person!"
Even if you have never seen a dead person with your own eyes, you have played Resident Evil and watched horror movies. The store manager doesn't look much better than those things.
What's even more outrageous is that as the ghost fox that was controlling the store manager's body died, it lost control of its body.
Friends who have died know that after death, the sphincter will lose control, which means that the person will become incontinent.
So the beautiful scene of holding a corpse like in the movies does not exist.
It was obvious that Ghost Fox didn't take good care of this body after obtaining it. Looking at his physique with three highs, I believe he had no restraint in eating every day and ate whatever he wanted. However, this caused a big problem: his trouser pockets were full of blobs when he pulled them.
This doesn’t mean that there is no such thing as an aesthetic way to die.
It is not difficult to achieve the state where the male protagonist holds the female protagonist's body in a princess hug without any special smell. This can be easily avoided as long as the female protagonist goes to the toilet to empty the bladder and intestines before her death.
The same effect can be achieved if the heroine is constipated.
The little fat boy finally saw Xia Shu, who was also sitting on the ground, and guessed that his reaction would be the same as his: "What should we do now?"
His mind was in a mess. He didn't understand why the person died suddenly and rotted so quickly.
"Call the police," Xia Shu said.
Whether it's from movies or comics, or even real situations, the local police are quite experienced in cleaning up the mess.
The other two were so straightforward that they actually slept until the police arrived. This is a special department that will never show up unless it is a safe moment!
Even though he complained in his heart, Natsuki was still taken back to the Metropolitan Police Department in a friendly manner.
Originally he was just asking about the situation at that time and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it, but when he went to the bathroom of the Metropolitan Police Department, his expression changed.
Why don't you police flush the toilet after you go to the toilet? You don't flush every hole!
He came out angrily with his butt tucked under his tummy and immediately called someone.
San Chengping, who was still studying Sanhuang Wudi at home, rushed over immediately after receiving the call. With his guarantee and the fact that the body had already rotted, the whole case was cast in a strange shadow, and no one would make things difficult for Xia Shu.
No matter how Mitsunarihei asked, Natsuki had no intention of talking to him about the Koizumi Club. Mitsunarihei gave people the feeling that he was a love-brained person. If he blurted out everything before what happened last night, he might be ruthlessly backstabbed.
When he used to watch movies, he hated two types of people the most. One type was "I know, but I won't tell it, I want to be a riddler", and the other type was "I know I can't tell it, and I also know you can't keep secrets, but I just want to tell it."
The level of annoyingness of these two types of people is far more than that of the farm tool Xiao Hei in the "We Go Separately" horror movie.
After returning to the office, Xia Shu rushed into the bathroom and as expected, he saw that he had not flushed the toilet today, and his mood became extremely bad.
He kept pressing the flush button on the toilet, a dangerous smile on his face: "Or... just kill Hanako?!"
You're always shitting and pissing and farting, it's so annoying, why don't you show some positive energy!
"Crash-!"
"Click" the toilet door opened.
Xia Shu let out a comfortable breath.
When he came out, he had confirmed again and again that he had really flushed the water.
The last member of the Koizumi Club is hard to find. From Yakumo Tetsuya's last words, we only know that he died on a rainy day, was a water ghost, looked like an elementary school student, and his strength was not that strong.
Contacting Ichika Furuji was not very smooth. The other party knew that Xia Shu wanted to expel a curse that had just been acquired from his body. He was silent for a while before telling him that he would have to wait until at least the day after tomorrow to come back.
"Let's go find Hanako."
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