Xia Shu sat on the sofa. A sofa without legs would definitely not trigger the chair curse... or maybe it wasn't that absolute.
He raised his head to glance at the corner. Mimiko was huddled above the bookcase in the southeast corner of the office, with half of her body sticking out, staring at him hungrily.
The curse cannot stop, but there is a lack of new tricks. Xia Shu has slowly learned to ignore her.
To put it bluntly, with Natsuki's current personal strength, as long as he holds the Tsumurakari sword, Mimiko will not be angry with him at all.
Mimiko, who was unable to complete her work, could only stare at him with an extremely unhappy look. If looks could kill... If looks could really kill, she should be an X-Men in American comics instead of becoming an urban legend here.
[Hint: You have been cursed and hated by Mizugen Hisahisa. You will be attacked by a vicious curse in 3 hours. Reward: Hundred Tales Volume]
"Water source?"
He is the last member of the Koizumi Club. It seems that I killed the ghost fox today. It should be said that after the ghost fox committed suicide by borrowing his body, the last guy was extremely angry.
He looked at the time and it was already 21:10 in the evening.
"Looks like I'll have to stay up late tonight."
I fumbled for my phone and ordered takeout, the kind that's edible.
When living alone, one always wants to eat something delicious. In order to cope with the crazy and malicious revenge that would follow, Xia Shu removed the seal on the Tsumukariya sword, but did not dare to touch it and simply placed it on the table.
Mimiko immediately lost her temper and turned around and ran away.
Even the Luffy figurine on the cabinet began to shake.
Luffy (cursed version): Let me make it clear first, I didn't mess with any of you!
This sword looks very ordinary and not very sharp. It looks like a cheap handicraft and it is not an authentic one.
The three sacred treasures, the Sword of Ame-no-Kame, the Yasakani no Magatama, and the Eight-foot Mirror, everyone says they must exist, but no one has ever seen them.
If you ask, just be stubborn to the end.
Xia Shu would rather believe that there is no authentic sword of Ame Murasaki in the world.
He watched some short videos of cross-dressing for a while, then turned over on the sofa and watched the live broadcast of beautiful women. He kept silent when he saw the anchors who said "serious" but pretended not to care and pulled down their clothes and squeezed their groins with their arms.
[Stand up and turn around twice]
[Carry a shoe]
[Look at the ice cream]
Looking at the comments in the live broadcast room, Xia Shu sneered: "Vulgar", and then quickly typed and sent a comment: [Bounce].
It's not for any other reason, just because they are worried that the female anchor will get hemorrhoids and constipation if she sits for a long time, and she doesn't need to play the leading role.
Chapter 134: How to achieve financial freedom when a ghost calls
Xia Shu came to his senses when his phone reminded him that the battery was low.
"It's already past 1 a.m.?" More than three hours had passed unknowingly. When he thought back, he couldn't remember what he had done at all.
He glanced at the beer, yakitori and ashtray full of cigarette butts on the table, then looked at the female anchor on his phone who he was going to protect for the 30th time tonight, and couldn't help but sigh: "Alcohol and sex hurt people!"
After making up his mind to quit drinking, he picked up the Dumuqi sword and slowly wrapped it up to seal it.
As the artifact retracted its divine light, Mimiko bravely crawled back, but compared to the last time when half of her body was in the corner, this time only her head stuck out of the corner.
The phone screen lit up, then went dark again.
The caller ID showed 15:03 in the afternoon of two days later. It was a curse from Mimiko. It seemed that she thought that she would die in the afternoon of two days later.
Sure enough, the voice in the answering box was Xia Shu's own voice, and he sounded quite excited.
"Is this the volume of Hyakumonogatari?"
It's just this one sentence, but it carries a lot of information.
Natsuki looked up at Mimiko, who shuddered suddenly when he suddenly glanced at her.
Those eyes were passionate, as if they had seen some rare treasure.
If Mimiko was really an ordinary little girl, she would definitely be shouting for help now. The look in this uncle's eyes is too terrifying!
"How could I forget? Yes, you can call me from the future!" He stood up and walked quickly towards the corner where Mimiko was.
Unarmed, with the sacred weapon Tsumokariya placed far away, but facing Natsuki who was looking at her like Gollum in the Lord of the Rings, Mimiko subconsciously shrank into the wall, fearing that he would shout "My precious~!"
Not only was he not afraid, he also came towards me with a warm look on his face.
Now is definitely not the time to execute the curse, but if the evil spirit is angered, it may not act according to the agreement.
Evil spirits can bite people too.
Don't come over here (╬◣д◢)ムキー!!
Xia Shu didn't care how bad Mimiko's face looked. He asked eagerly, "Can you help me buy lottery tickets? Or help me check stocks! I won't touch spinach, but if you really want to help me, I won't refuse."
Did Sadako hack someone through the Internet? In offline fights, you should use your fists. There is no need to ask others to do it for you.
Kayako's space is not limited? You have to curse others first before you can follow the traces of the curse, which doesn't make much sense.
Only Mimiko called back from the future. Natsuki suddenly realized at that moment that he might get rich!
Don’t worry about life or death, just become completely financially free first.
According to the routine of text reminders, after you complete the task, someone will somehow send the reward to you through "accidental fate". In the infinite future, by completing the task, you can catch the line that can be used as a reward.
It just so happened that he heard Mimiko's phone call, which means that at 2:15 two days later, when he was cursed by Mimiko, he would definitely see the "Hyaku Monogatari Volume"!
In other words, Mimiko's curse can be used to determine the future.
The answer has been given in those online novels. If you could go back to the past, you would definitely get all the benefits. It would be a waste not to take them.
Looking at Mimiko who was looking at him solemnly, Xia Shu said very seriously in a coaxing tone: "We can discuss it. If you do me this favor, I will let you curse me, and I will never fight back. And absolutely! Absolutely! I will not let them help stop you! And I will not hit you, really!"
If he didn't explain this, Mimiko wouldn't dare to take any action at all. The two seniors were not pushovers.
But Xia Shu said that he wouldn't fight back and wouldn't hit himself, so it seems... okay?
Mimiko thought to herself: Don’t think I don’t know that you are not afraid of the curse at all!
Hey, then why do I keep cursing you?
Maybe it’s because of love.
The reason why urban legends have survived to this day is that they are passionate about it and must be carried out in accordance with rules and regulations.
Seeing the look on Mimiko's face that said, "You're not lying?" Xia Shu knew that she must be moved, so he immediately suggested, "Come on, fist bump!"
As he said this he raised his fist and pointed it at Mimiko.
Mimiko crawled quickly on the wall like a spider, hesitated for a long time, and then stretched out her fist to touch his.
"It's a deal!" Xia Shu said, "Tell me your future phone number and remember to call me in advance!"
Japanese people are very crazy about buying rich visas. It happens that it is almost the end of October, and that is the year-end jackpot, with a maximum prize of 10 million yen.
The most important thing is relative fairness. If you really traveled back from the future and got this year's winning numbers, there is only a small probability that they will become waste paper when the lottery is drawn. Most of the time, the lottery will be drawn successfully.
At least the winning ball won't be suspended due to weather reasons.
Japan's lottery is very crazy, with events held all year long, but the biggest prize each year is at the year-end "Year-End Prize", and there has even been a jackpot of 10 billion yen.
However, winning the lottery is not that easy. Ten or twenty million coins are divided into units, and 23 units are issued. Each unit has only one first prize, which means that there is a one in 2000 million chance of winning a grand prize of hundreds of millions of yen!
Someone has done a probably not very accurate statistic, the probability of a plane crash is about one in three million, and the probability of being struck by lightning is about one in ten million.
In other words, winning the jackpot is more difficult than being struck by lightning.
The first prize is 7 million, the second prize is 1000 million, and the third prize is 100 million.
Can't think any more!
"Hoo~!"
Natsuki let out a breath, getting irritated if he thought about it any further.
Although he earns a lot, hundreds of thousands every month are still possible. If he works harder, or meets a wealthy client, it would not be difficult for him to earn more than a million.
But who can resist money? It’s 7 million!
Come more, the more the better!
If it weren't for the fact that Mimiko's cursed call could only be made once at a time and could only be redialed after the day of "death", he would definitely want to take all 23 first prizes.
Just as Xia Shu was thinking about a bright future, the sudden reminder caught him off guard.
[Hint: Your contemptuous attitude has completely angered Shui Yuanjiu. After 7 days, the magic will be activated. Please try to stop Shui Yuanjiu. Reward: How to make the "Demon Sealing Talisman"]
[Ghost Story Map: Demonic Time (S)]
[Status: Not enabled (exploration degree 0%)]
[Details: Monsters are rampant, hundreds of ghosts are roaming at night, try to survive as much as possible]
[Map opening countdown: 6d17h33m16s]
"At dusk?"
Although I don't know how Mizugen Hisahisa did it, if the S-level map of the Omoteki period is really opened, things might be a little troublesome.
Demonic Time: The dawn and dusk of each day, when day and night alternate, is believed to be the time when inhuman creatures are most rampant, and humans and demons appear in the same time and space.
Chapter 135 You came at the right time
“I love autumn”
It was the familiar elementary school gate again. Xia Shu specially chose ice cream with milk core and chocolate crispy crust this time, but unfortunately he didn’t see the female teacher from last time.
As autumn approaches and the leaves turn yellow, several groups of young men and women are taking photos under the trees.
Beautiful scenery can be found everywhere, but because you appear in the camera, it becomes the only scenery.
Xia Shu stood at the school gate and looked at the white thighs coming and going, feeling deeply moved.
At this time of year, the mosquitoes are still there.
When he accidentally saw a beautiful woman with red knees, his mind uncontrollably imagined a scene of a woman galloping on a horse.
No, I was bitten by a mosquito!
The security guard at the school gate looked at Xia Shu standing at the school gate and seemed to be hesitant to speak.
He knew Xia Shu, but Xia Shu neither came to fill out the application form to enter the school nor hid under the shade of the trees. Instead, he stood at the school gate and looked at the long legs outside the school. His strange behavior made him shiver in the late October.
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