Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

The little yellow-haired Naruto Uzumaki, whose soul traveled through time and space, was bound to a not-so-serious life selector.
[On the first day of class, you should greet your classmates enthusiastically. Please make your choice. ]
[Option 1: Good morning Hinata-chan, are you interested...]
[Option 2: Good morning, Sakura and your wide forehead. I will give you a chance today.....]
[Option 3: Ino-chan, if you dance for me now, I can reward you...]
[Option 4: Ya, I heard your sister is pretty, you'd better introduce her to me...]
Naruto:"???"