I have big problems with my superpowers and my relationship

......

At ten o'clock in the morning, Lu Chen got off the bus. His happy mood was not greatly affected by the collapse of his starchy intestines.

It's a common occurrence, there's no need to make a fuss about it.

"Click~"

Lu Chen scanned the code of a shared yellow bike and had just ridden three meters away when he suddenly stopped, pushed the bike back to its original place and locked it, then scanned another one next to it.

I don’t know if it’s because it hasn’t been maintained for a long time, but the first one was a bit difficult to ride.

If it had been before, he would probably have just endured it, after all, changing the car would mean spending an extra dollar for nothing.

But now Lu Chen did not hesitate at all. Such extravagance was undoubtedly the confidence given to him by money.

Thinking about it this way, the 60,000 yuan bonus actually changed his life to some extent.

But that's all. It's still far from the point where I can throw the thesis in Lao Liu's face and shout "I don't care whether you graduate or not."

so......

"Teacher Liu, this is my paper."

Twenty minutes later, in Liu Yuanhai's office, Lu Chen placed the paper he had printed out yesterday on the desk with a flattering look on his face.

"Ah."

Liu Yuanhai put down the thermos cup, glanced at him, picked up the paper and said while reading it: "The college intends to commend you for your bravery. Did you know?"

Lu Chen nodded and said, "I know, my instructor called me and told me about it."

"Then you can cooperate with the school's publicity department to do a simple interview. They will write a press release and post it on the school website."

"Uh, Mr. Liu, I need to discuss this with my assistant..."

"assistant?"

Liu Yuanhai raised his head and pushed his glasses: "You have an assistant?"

"It's not my assistant, it was arranged by Xingyue. The company doesn't want me to accept interviews casually..."

Lu Chen explained with a wry smile, but then he rolled his eyes and immediately straightened his chest and said, "But Mr. Liu, since this is a school matter, I will definitely cooperate!"

"Well, it's good that you have this awareness."

Liu Yuanhai knew what he was up to and glanced at him: "But let's be fair, a commendation is a commendation, and a paper is a paper. Don't think I will relax my requirements for you because of this."

"understand."

Lu Chen nodded repeatedly, but he didn't care in his heart.

If the college really wanted to give me a big thumbs up, then it certainly couldn't let me fail to graduate.

Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing if the news that "the hero who saved people was a poor student" got out.

"So, Mr. Liu, is my paper acceptable?"

Looking at Liu Yuanhai with a frown on his face, Lu Chen asked in a low voice, "What needs to be changed?"

"Most of the content is fine, but the most important part about countermeasures... the idea is okay, but it's not feasible."

Liu Yuanhai threw the paper back on the table and gave his opinion calmly.

I have to say that Lao Liu is worthy of being a university professor. His knowledge is far beyond the reach of ordinary people.

You know, even Yan Dongkai, who had spent a few years abroad, almost dropped his jaw when he saw the four words "animal edge".

However, Liu Yuanhai remained very calm in the face of such explosive creativity. He did not question the "ethical" issues involved, but only raised a question from a professional perspective.

"Lu Chen, what kind of content do you think is borderline offensive to animals?"

"This... is to put some sexy clothes on the animals."

Lu Chen whispered his own opinion: "For example, stocking wolf, short skirt bear, bikini tiger, etc...."

"Stocking Wolf..."

Liu Yuanhai's mouth twitched. "Okay, let's not talk about whether this is suspected of animal abuse or whether it is difficult to operate."

“Even if such videos can be shot, who are they for?”

"Of course it's for people to see." Lu Chen looked confused.

"Okay, then in your opinion, would anyone think this video is borderline offensive?"

Liu Yuanhai knocked on the table and pointed out the key to the problem:

"In other words, would someone be sexually aroused by seeing a wolf wearing stockings and then visit a zoo?"

"this......"

Lu Chen opened his mouth and was stunned.

Indeed!

To humans, wolves in stockings and bears in short skirts are not sexy at all!

Except Ah San.

"Teacher Liu, what should we do?"

He moved his butt forward and quickly asked for a solution: "Since this doesn't work, how should I change it?"

"How to change it... There's actually nothing wrong with your idea, just change the direction."

Liu Yuanhai took a sip of wolfberry water from his thermos cup and patiently asked, "Besides borderline videos, what other content is popular on new media platforms?"

"Singing, dancing, men dressed as women, women dressed as men..."

Lu Chen frowned and thought for a long time, then his eyes suddenly lit up: "Abstract! There is still abstraction!"

"It's a good idea."

Liu Yuanhai smiled slightly and asked, "Can animals be abstract?"

"......Can!"

After a moment of hesitation, Lu Chen's eyes widened and he nodded abruptly.

As we all know, the essence of abstraction is anti-common sense, anti-logic, and meaningless.

Many of the behaviors of animals go against human common sense and logic, so you can create very abstract works without any guidance!

Therefore, "animal + abstract" is the correct answer!

Holy shit, is Lao Liu so good?

Looking at Liu Yuanhai in amazement, Lu Chen's impression of the former changed drastically.

I didn’t expect that this old man in his fifties who drinks wolfberry water all day and reads PPT in class is so up-to-date!

Not only is he not a stuffy old pedant, he even seems to understand the Internet better than I do!

"Teacher Liu, I will change it immediately when I get back!"

Impressed by Liu Yuanhai's knowledge, Lu Chen's attitude changed dramatically, and he immediately said, "It can be finished by the weekend at the latest!"

"Well, then send it to me on Sunday to take a look."

Liu Yuanhai nodded: "By the way, don't leave in a hurry. I'll contact the publicity department and you can record the interview first."

"Okay! I'll wait a moment!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Chen immediately took the paper and sat down on the sofa next to him, and began to seriously think about how to revise it.

Liu Yuanhai first called the Publicity Department of Yan University, and then quietly opened Douyin.

"call!"

Blowing air into the thermos, Lao Liu's fingers flew as he gave thumbs-up to the long legs on the screen.

Haha, do you really think that highly educated people are not vulgar?

Chapter 63 Are you mute?

"Student Lu Chen, that's enough. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Oh......"

Half an hour later, in Liu Yuanhai's conference room, Lu Chen was interviewed by the Publicity Department of Yanda University and received a certificate that read "Active Person Who Bravely Acted to Help Others".

There is not much to say about the specific process of the interview.

Anyway, the questions asked are similar to those in Xingyue’s interview, so all you need to do to answer them is replace “Xingyue Media” with “Yanjiang University”.

"Teacher Liu, so our school only gives verbal praise?"

As soon as the people from the Propaganda Department left, Lu Chen immediately asked Liu Yuanhai: "No actual reward at all?"

"What other reward do you want?"

Liu Yuanhai glanced at him and said, "It's good enough to have a certificate."

"Fine......"

What a stingy guy... Lu Chen casually stuffed the certificate into his bag and checked the time.

It was past eleven o'clock, and the appointment with Lu Shuyu was at two o'clock in the afternoon.

I have to sell my card for Saint-Font-Champs-Elysées first, and then find a place to have lunch.

"Teacher Liu, I'll be leaving first."

"Yeah...right."

Liu Yuanhai suddenly remembered something: "Did Zhou Yan also go to Xingyue for internship?"

"Ah, yes."

Lu Chen was slightly stunned: "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, you went early, and Xingyue is quite supportive of you now, so take care of her more when you have the chance."

Liu Yuanhai said casually: "We are all classmates. If she can also stay in Xingyue, you two will have someone to take care of you."

Ok?