Man in Marvel: The Manifestation of the Gods

Tsk, what a blessing!

Chapter 480: Life of a Son-in-law in Heaven

"Dong dong dong——!"

Three drum beats fell.

Everything in the white jade palace became silent.

Those who should have gotten up have already gotten up, and those who shouldn’t have gotten up are still lying in bed...well, none of them.

This is heaven.

It won't work to slack off like the guards of the Milky Way below. Everything has its own rules.

Everyone has work to do, everyone has something to do, everyone has clothes to wear, everyone has delicious food to eat... everyone...

Hiss, wait a minute.

Roddy discovered the colorful spots and grass, which all belonged to Datong.

That's why the organization within the Heavenly Palace is so...enviable to the immortals.

Unfortunately, this great harmony only belongs to immortals, but immortals obviously don’t need it, and mortals who need it cannot possibly get this dream life.

It's really...ironic.

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There are always exceptions.

For example, Rody, who was in the early stages of his wedding, had nothing to do.

He just needs to eat well, sleep well, and take good care of his body, and prepare to marry seven wives.

I feel numb. I feel happy and tired.

According to the gossip that Rody got, the group of Heavenly Palace guards were opening a market and betting on General Luo.

Ahem, that’s right, he has now been promoted to Immortal General!

Although he still had the same thousand heavenly soldiers and generals under his command, in name he became a general directly under Marshal Tianpeng and had his own private army.

I bet he can satisfy a few fairies on his wedding night.

The seven fairies are all daughters of the Jade Emperor.

Rody is not a powerful immortal with a good background or the reincarnation of a powerful person. He is a weak son-in-law.

If he doesn't treat everyone equally, he will suffer in the future.

Because of this, Roddy is also worried.

Damn it, getting married also means going to the battlefield. Will he be served with great pleasure in the future, or will he be treated coldly?

When he went out, people pointed at his back and said, look, that's him, the wimp whose wife couldn't satisfy him on their wedding night.

It all depends on this day.

At least on this day alone he will enter the bridal chamber seven times.

Roddy wondered whether he should find an opportunity.

Go to the Black Temple.

Let the still-living Chongzhen Luodi look among the people to see if there is the White Lotus Sect that is against the Qing Dynasty and to restore the Ming Dynasty, or if there is a kid named Wei Xiaobao.

Ask him for some tricks or good medicine that can help you conserve your energy, strengthen your kidneys and body, or even the Indian magic oil will do.

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Turning sideways, resting his head on the hard jade pillow, Luo Di muttered to himself, "Wei Xiaobao was fighting against Oboi, right? That was less than two years after the Qing Dynasty entered the Pass."

Being like Wei Xiaobao, Roddy wanted to learn how to deal with seven wives.

Chongzhen Luodi: Who are you trying to annoy? Don’t I have seven wives? Tell me, do I have seven wives? ! !

Journey to the West Roddy: That’s enough. I know you’re yelling too loudly. Shut up.

These are all jokes, Roddy thought, how can fairies be the same as ordinary women.

No matter how beautiful Liu Yifei is, she has to sleep when she is sleepy at night and has to poop after eating - this is human nature.

Fairies are different. They can fast and meditate. The fairy fruit they eat is completely absorbed, and they don’t need to defecate.

Forget it, no one’s experience is reliable.

Fortunately, the seven fairies were more beautiful than each other, and their personalities were similar, like ladies from noble families. They kept calling him "Brother Luo", which made people feel stiff, but also made them feel sweet in their hearts.

Roddy felt that it was more important for the eight of them to live a good life, and their married life would definitely be very comfortable.

Tsk, imagine that.

"A man in heaven marries seven fairies, and his father-in-law is the CEO of heaven"

Do you want to read this kind of novel?

Hey, he can not only see, but also do.

As for why CEO?

Nonsense, of course there is also a saint named Hongjun in the thirty-three outer heavens.

He is the big boss, God knows.

These immortals are at best beggars, and they beg on their knees.

Only Erlang Shen, the Three Pure Ones, and the big-eared bald donkey in the south are beggars.

But anyway.

——Still begging for food.

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Oh, yes, there is also Erlang Shen.

Rody rested his head on the jade pillow and changed his position to lying on his side, so that he could hug the two-spined newt pillow that was as tall as a person beside him.

Hey, God has been around for thousands of years, and humans have seven emotions and six desires.

Tai Shang is indifferent to emotions, while Luo Di is affectionate.

After all, he is a mature man, so he has to solve something.

So 'Fuck the Sage Conan Rody Shin-kun' sent him a Hatsune Miku life-size pillow.

Also included are twenty cups of famous female celebrities.

What a good brother.

Roddy swore he had never used any of these things!

But the life-size pillow was kept.

Continue to daydream...

What were you thinking about just now?

Oh, the Holy Lord Erlang.

If you do the math, the Jade Emperor is his uncle.

What should the Jade Emperor's daughter do to Erlang Shen?

Cousin! That’s right.

Then what should Luo Di, the husband of the Seventh Fairy, call Erlang Shen?

Do you also call me cousin? I think so.

"Then next time I see Erlang Shen, I'll just call him cousin." Roddy made up his mind happily.

The Jade Emperor is his father-in-law, Erlang Shen is his cousin, and now he has a good relationship with Monkey King. From now on, among the 18,670,000 small worlds in heaven and the three thousand big worlds, which one can't he walk around in?

Humph, now I’m a person with connections.

Despise the strong, understand the strong, become the strong...

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Tossing and turning! Getting up in anger.

"Huh, I can't sleep. Damn, I need to change this pillow too."

Roddy couldn't stand the hard pillow anymore, so he wanted to change to a soft one.

No, wouldn’t it be better to just go back and sleep with your wife?

The plan goes through!

Roddy was going to go see if the fairy food he ordered had been delivered.

Have you replaced those damn fruits that you are tired of eating according to your own requirements?

You can also replace it with a grilled beef steak.

Don’t we all like to compare?

What 5A Wagyu, what this, what that (forgive the author for not having eaten any good steak)

He can also compare.

"Hey, guess what? Today we are eating the sacred cow dedicated to the Buddha. It has lived for thousands of years, but it was killed with just one move of the knife!"

"Really?"

"Of course we slaughtered them. Beef is meant to be eaten."

"That beef, in one word, is authentic!"

"Ahem, I said it wrong. I said it wrong."