Man in Marvel: The Manifestation of the Gods

"It's powerful!"

"Guess what? You don't have the teeth of an immortal like me. You want to bite the divine bull? Your teeth will break. You won't be able to bite off even a shred of meat!"

"So strong? Impossible! You must be kidding me."

"Eh~ Otherwise how could it be a tribute from the old Buddha."

Roddy finished the story for his own amusement.

Yile laughed.

It's true, he finally understood why all the food in heaven is vegetarian.

Please forgive him for using bad language.

But Roddy still has to say it!

"Fuck the Heavenly Palace food! Every one of those cooks should be dragged out and shot! With a stick!"

...

Kitchen God: You call me Prince Consort?

Roddy: It rolled into a ball and left my sight.

None of the meals were hot all day.

Luo Di even suspected that these chefs had gone to South Korea for further studies! They specialized in eating cold food, right?

Roddy thought they were trying to freeze Mr. Buddha’s stomach!

Cows eat grass and produce milk, while immortals eat fresh fruits and produce feces...

Well, immortals don’t shit.

Tsk, then I won’t be able to experience the wonderful feeling of lubricating the intestines and relieving constipation.

All in all, to sum it up in one word!

The food in heaven is all fruits, all kinds of fruits and vegetables, but no meat! Not even a bite of meat.

When Rody mentioned this, he gritted his teeth. Damn it, in Tianhe he could still catch some fish, go fishing, have hotpot, or eat grilled fish and sashimi.

As a result, when I came to heaven, I couldn’t even eat a bite of meat!

Then wouldn’t this trip to heaven be in vain!

No, I won't come again next time...

...

...

"General, are you awake?"

Hearing the noise coming from the main house, the maid who had already gotten up knocked on Rody's door.

This maidservant was very beautiful, with a charming face and a palace dress that really brought out her temperament, but she was just an ordinary maid in the heavenly court.

But its origin is extraordinary.

She was originally a female official serving in the Queen Mother's Palace, responsible for waving the palm-leaf fan.

His rank is lower than that of Junior Brother Sha, the Curtain-Pulling General, but he is still someone in front of the Queen Mother.

This is a blessing that mortals cannot obtain in thousands of lifetimes.

However, she is not a human, but a nine-tailed silver fox that cultivated into a human being and was enlightened by the Queen Mother of the West who came to the human world to travel.

So, she lived for a long... a long... a long time.

Rody: I’m in conflict with the Silver Fox, right? How many foxes have you captured?

But in such a rigid place, doing one thing every day, even if you live like this, your mind will be as pure as a child.

Later, he did something wrong and was sent to serve the Seven Fairies.

At this time, Roddy had to criticize the damn feudal society.

It turns out that the practice of testing love before marriage still exists in heaven.

Everyone understands it.

Before the princess gets married, she has to send a maid to test the man's quality and see if he is capable.

She was sent over.

But Roddy doesn’t want it yet. Should he critically enjoy this vixen who came for free and is old?

Tsk tsk tsk, how vulgar.

A woman who is three years older than a man is as rich as a gold brick; a woman who is five years older than a man is as old as a mother; a woman who is three thousand years older than a man is thirty thousand years older than a man, then she is among the immortals.

Leave it alone for now.

But after all, she is the Queen Mother of the West's person, and it is not possible for her to be a maid.

Roddy saw through it clearly and thought that maybe the person was sent by the Queen Mother to monitor him, so he was polite to her.

The two of them treat each other with respect, yes, you can use this word.

She was not in a hurry to try out Roddy's quality.

This made Rody a little disappointed. No, you don’t take the initiative, but you are waiting for me to take the initiative?

Why don't you take the initiative and try it? Maybe I will agree to your request.

...

For a long while, there was no answer.

Ah Yin pushed open the door and found Rody standing in front of the desk with a respectful look on his face.

There are three portraits hanging above the desk. The middle one is empty, and the ones on the left and right are the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother painted by Luodi himself.

This is actually quite disrespectful, but who cares?

Especially after seeing what Roddy did, even the Queen Mother of the West, who had always been strict and harsh with her subordinates, couldn't hold it anymore.

See

"Ahem, I pay my respects to the Supreme Supreme Lord of Heaven and Earth, the Natural Wonderful Miro Supreme Jade Emperor!"

"I pay my respects to the Great Saint of the Jade Pool, the Queen Mother of the West, and the Supreme Lord of the Nine Lights Turtle Platform!"

Rody stood up straight and solemnly, facing the three portraits hanging high in front of him, and spoke quickly, then burned incense and offered sacrifices, very pious.

"Huh, today is another day of three-day flying. That's great."

After doing all this, Roddy breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Yin who was grinning.

"Hey, Sister Yin is up?"

Roddy's expression instantly turned shy and he stepped forward to greet him.

"The general is teasing me again." Ah Yin's eyes fell on Rody's smiling face, and after a pause, she quickly looked away, lowered her head and said softly, "Just call me Ah Yin."

"How could that be? Sister Yin has been in Heaven for so long, and I still have many things I want to ask you." Luo Di said, and walked out of the room, "Sister Yin, just call me by my real name."

It's a clear sky outside, of course, the clouds are right under your feet.

"It's a nice day today."

"Yes, General, do you want to go out for a walk? I can get the token for you."

Ah Yin followed Rody one step behind him, and instead of calling him by his name as Rody had asked, he continued to address him as the general.

"Well, let's go and take a look at the Pegasus grassland." Rody thought for a moment and decided to go find his new good brother in heaven, Monkey King.

"General..." Upon hearing this, Ah Yin's beautiful eyebrows slightly frowned, and she seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong?" Rody walked on the ground paved with white jade. These spiritual jades were rich in immortal power. Taking any piece and throwing it into a small world in the lower realm without spiritual energy could cause a revival of spiritual energy.

It's a pity that he can only live here but cannot destroy it.

Judging from his vision, Roddy believed that everything he saw should be part of the Zhoutian Formation.

The next second, a gentle voice echoed in his heart.

"General, please don't go there too often, and it's best not to have any contact with..."

"Hmm?" Rody turned around and saw Yin looking at him as usual.

...

Roddy understood.

Ah Yin is the Queen Mother's close friend and knows countless secrets.

Maybe he knew something early on. Even if he didn't know much, he knew not to have too much contact with monkeys.

After all, contact with the monkey means an additional cause and effect, and the cause of this connection may become the result that causes the immortal to die in the future.

But Roddy didn't care.

Others all stayed away from the catastrophe, or tried to avoid being involved as much as possible, but Roddy wanted to get closer to see what was going on.

Those big shots wouldn't care about a small guy like him.

The two were silent.

All the way to the main hall.

The hot aroma filled the living room. Rody could smell it from a distance and his eyes lit up.

Damn, after being in heaven for so long, I finally have a hot meal!

"Come on, come on, Sister Yin, you can eat with us."

Rody greeted Yin enthusiastically without waiting for Yin to frown and refuse.

There was a sudden commotion at the gate of the inner palace.

"Roddy, Brother Roddy, are you there?"

Roddy's eyes lit up and he put down the silver chopsticks in his hand. It was Wukong!

A good friend came to play with him.