Otherwise, how could Luo Di be so sure that there was something fishy about the journey to the West? Tianpeng had molested the palace maids several times, but the Jade Emperor had never punished him.
To be honest, Luo Di felt that the Jade Emperor probably also felt that he had his own way of doing things and that it was not feasible to eliminate human desires.
Didn’t you see that his own sister is dead, his own nephew has turned against him, and his own daughters almost formed a group of people to come down to earth and be killed.
This time the Seventh Fairy was allowed to marry Rody, probably because their wedding was used as a pilot test field.
In the future, it may be possible to completely lift the marriage ban on the gods in heaven.
...
These thoughts only flashed through Rody's mind.
But he just called his boss a pig, and unfortunately his boss heard it.
"Ahem, I heard it all!!!"
Tianpeng is not a fool either. On the contrary, pigs are very smart. He spoke in a muffled voice and from the words and expressions he could see that there was a connection between the two.
Although it seemed a bit disrespectful for Roddy to say this about his former boss, or the current boss.
But Tianpeng looked indifferent.
Just kidding, as long as Roddy can continue to show him that so-called 'Korean female idol' dancing, anything is fine.
So, gods also have their own interests and hobbies, and the important thing is to prescribe the right medicine for their condition.
Roddy found a lot of videos of hot girls from the Peninsula dancing for Tianpeng.
Tianpeng: Oh my, where did this evil woman come from? She is exposing her breasts to seduce me!
When Rody explained that the peninsula was too poor and they had no clothes to wear, they could only use some strips of cloth to wrap their lower body and had no time to take care of their upper body.
Tianpeng was already staring at the big thunder, totally unaware of what was going on.
After that, Tianpeng became an avid fan of female anchors.
I kept watching various girls' dancing videos and never got tired of it. I even asked for a version with barrage like Roddy, and I don't know how to reward and add V for private chat.
I want to date...
It’s a pity that Roddy couldn’t find a Peninsula idol to make a one-on-one appointment with this guy, so he just let Tianpeng get out.
Now Tianpeng feels itchy if he doesn’t go to the entertainment area for a day, and he is being controlled very hard.
Pengzi, you don't want His Majesty the Jade Emperor to know that you were watching a beautiful woman's live broadcast.
After that, the relationship between the two became better.
From time to time, Rody would give Tianpeng some good things, and the two of them were closer than brothers.
.....
"Right, Marshal~"
Seeing Rody winking at him.
"Forget it, forget it. I know I'm not good-looking, so I won't blame you."
Tianpeng patted the monkey with an indifferent expression, motioning him to move his feet away, and he wanted to get up, "You monkey... Brother Monkey is really good at fisting, and he is my brother's brother, so he is my brother, and what happened before should be treated as if it never happened."
"Thank you so much, Marshal." Rody said immediately.
"But!" Tianpeng coughed, looked at Rody, and rubbed his fingers quickly without leaving any trace.
"I understand, I understand. I understand." Roddy immediately understood. "Don't worry, brother. I've been prepared for this."
At this time, Tianpeng's eyes were on Ayin next door, and on Princess Tianhe who was trembling behind Ayin.
"Hey, who is this?" Tianpeng's expression changed immediately when he saw the beautiful woman, and he became like a pig.
Hey, you still say you are not a pig!
"This is the female official sent by the Queen Mother to guide me in building the palace." Luo Di said lightly.
Upon hearing the Queen Mother, Tian Peng's body trembled, and he said to Ah Yin, who had a frosty face, "So that's how it is. I was wondering why the purple air came from the east today. It turns out that a distinguished guest came to visit. I'm sorry for not welcoming him. I'm sorry for not welcoming him..."
To be honest, Bajie is quite mean.
At this time, Roddy noticed Princess Tianhe who was trembling behind Ayin.
"By the way, Brother Tianpeng has something else to tell you."
Rody held Marshal Tianpeng with one hand and the still somewhat arrogant Monkey King with the other and walked back.
Before leaving, he gave the shocked Princess Tianhe a look that said 'just wait, it will be done soon'.
He pulled the monkey and the black pig towards the village.
"Let's sit down, have a couple of drinks, and chat slowly..."
"That's great, I'm just hungry!"
Chapter 493 I treated you as Brother Monkey, but you called me Master!
Princess Tianhe never thought that the immortal would be such a immortal!
I never thought that Marshal Tianpeng would be such a marshal.
As for Yin, she didn't expect that the young master would be such a... young master.
Even though the monkey had a life-and-death fight with Marshal Tianpeng just now, as men, if there is a conflict, it can be resolved by drinking a few drinks.
No, then have another fight and then drink.
The three gradually let go, showing their potential for funny...
One can't help but ask oneself, are they really gods?
Or what happened to the gods in heaven?
Finally, anyone who has seen these three people having fun will definitely come to this conclusion - it’s a pill to heaven.
...
...
In a room that has been hit by countless blocking spells.
It looked quiet outside, but the heated atmosphere inside the house was almost blowing the roof off.
"Six, six, six, I wanted six... why is it one again!"
"Drink! Drink! Drink!"
"Six ones, I'll fire you, I don't have any! Don't deny it..."
"Drink! Brother Monkey, don't deny it. You already owe me three cups. And you, Bajie, don't sleep any more. Get up quickly. I'll replace your pillow with a full-length one tomorrow..."
A man, a monkey and a pig's head, all of them were drunk.
The monkey used the nine-toothed rake as a tickler, Tianpeng used the golden hoop to build a barbecue grill, and Rody took out all kinds of new and interesting toys, including dice, poker, and flying chess.
Billiards, board games, Werewolf.
Mahjong machines, game consoles, and KTV-related karaoke equipment.
They played flying chess, Monopoly, rolled dice, pressed fingers, played mahjong, and played the latest version of Black Myth...
Well, Roddy originally wanted to play it, but his remaining sanity made him give up this game.
He pulled the monkey and sang "Borrow Another Five Hundred Years from Heaven" and "May I Ask Where the Road Leads?"
He also sang classic songs such as "Loyalty to the Country", "Love Business" and "Sailor" with Tianpeng.
This was the first time that everyone had come into contact with this, and Tianpeng was instantly captivated by it.
Holding the microphone and shouting at the top of his lungs.
"Love is not something you can buy just because you want to buy it—"
The monkey scratched his head and played mahjong with Roddy, Princess Tianhe and Yin.
Originally, it didn't like this seemingly boring game very much.
But soon, the monkey was attracted by this sport suitable for all ages. It squatted on the chair, stared at the mahjong tiles in front of it with its big eyes, and scratched its ears and cheeks.
Seriously, Monkey, stop scratching. You’re almost bald.
Roddy was truly worried about whether Elder Tang would be able to lead the team in the future.
...
Let's imagine.
After completing the necessary journey every day, everyone finds a place to stop.
The monkey, Pigsy, Sha Seng and the little white horse were playing mahjong together, leaving only the poor Tang Monk.
Why doesn't he fight?
Stupid, of course it’s because Tang Seng is the only one who can’t see in the dark as if it were day.
Tang Seng: "Stop fighting, stop fighting."
Monkey King: "Old man, I am so annoyed. Go away and beg for alms and food."
Just thinking about it, Roddy felt sad for Elder Tang.
Logically speaking, even if Roddy could win, he shouldn't have won so happily. He won 18 games in a row, and even won the game right at the start.
Actually...
Roddy just let Jarvis play for him for a while.
What? Cheating!
Hey, you can’t talk nonsense about this mortal, or I’ll sue you for slandering the gods!
How can the work of immortals be called cheating?
...
After three rounds of drinking, people are getting drunk.
Tianpeng's face flushed red, and he asked Luo Di with sleepy eyes, "Brother, what kind of wine is this? It's better than the fairy wine that I drink."
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