Wow, it turns out Tianpeng has a surname, Zhu. It seems Tianpeng really has an inextricable relationship with Zhu.
Roddy could only hold Tianpeng's shoulders if he stood up, because this guy was four meters tall.
"This is called Erguotou, it's the best wine we have."
"...Hiccup, that's not right, is it really that good? But you just said that the blanket...the blanket...Moutai is the best one you have..." Tianpeng doubted his life.
"No, no, no, I only say this to ordinary friends. Only when we are closer than brothers and are family, will I tell you the truth." Rody shook his head like a rattle and spoke with a big tongue.
"Do you dare drink this?"
"Why would I, Old Zhu, be afraid of anything?" Tianpeng said with his eyes wide open upon hearing this.
Rody nodded with satisfaction, "Okay, you have guts. Drink this to give you courage!"
"What courage do you have?" asked the monkey curiously.
"I am not afraid even if the Tathagata Buddha comes."
"Hey, that's interesting. That's right, I, Old Sun, am not afraid of him coming or not."
...
Ah Yin and Princess Tianhe were trembling with fear as they listened to this.
If any word these three people said were to get out, they would be put on the beheading platform.
Fortunately, in the end, the three of them did not say these words that could easily cost them their lives.
Luo Di thought of Princess Tianhe and patted Tianpeng's shoulder vigorously, "There is one more thing. Brother Zhu has to help his brother."
"What's the matter? Just tell me. I, Old Zhu, will definitely help if I can!" Tianpeng agreed immediately after hearing that.
"Well, to be honest, my sister came to me to escape from the disaster." Rody pretended to pull Princess Tianhe, who was still a little scared and shy, over.
"..." Tianpeng stared for a long time, "Brother, there is no one around you."
"You really don't have an accent." Roddy replied subconsciously, but then...
Shit, I almost woke up from the alcohol.
There is a living person next to him, can't you see it?
Luo Di looked down at Princess Tianhe and asked, "No...are you a human or a ghost?"
Princess Tianhe hurriedly tried to explain that she was definitely a human...aquatic creature, not a monster.
Fortunately, Tianpeng just looked too high and moved his eyes down a little.
Only then did he see the little girl standing next to Rody, who was not even two-thirds of his height.
"Hey, whose little girl is this?" Tianpeng winked, looking like a pig, and laughed, "She's quite pretty..."
...
"My sister." Rody gave a polite yet murderous smile.
“...Ahem, it’s quite cute. What I, Old Zhu, meant is cute.” Tianpeng coughed and his attitude changed 180 degrees.
Rody rolled his eyes and said bluntly, "I'll be frank. My sister is favored by a 10-foot-tall, broad-shouldered, black and strong man. He wants to marry her. Unfortunately, she is still so skinny..."
“What?!” Tianpeng’s eyes widened upon hearing this, and he slammed the table angrily, leaving a big palm print on the table.
"How ridiculous! How ridiculous! This is... a crime! Hiccup! He's ten feet tall, with broad shoulders and a big waist? Isn't that a small mountain? Isn't that going to crush this little girl to death?"
"I, Old Zhu, will take care of this matter. Tell me, who is the shameless person who did such a shameless thing."
Tianpeng's scolding made the little Princess Tianhe, who was hiding timidly behind Rody, open her eyes wide.
How can you scold yourself?
Rody pulled the little Tianhe princess and said slowly, "Well, I'm not too sure about this. I just heard a general idea. My sister is the princess of the Tianhe water tribe..."
"The princess of the Tianhe water tribe?" Tianpeng just finished repeating it, then realized something was wrong, "Princess Tianhe? Isn't Tianhe just a little princess?"
"Yes, it's her." Rody patted the little princess on the shoulder.
The little princess mustered up her courage, stepped forward, and saluted to Tianpeng, who had a dull look in his eyes. "My little girl, Xi, is the princess of the Tianhe water tribe. I greet the great general Marshal Tianpeng..."
...
"Wait a moment!"
Tianpeng paused, looked at Rody, then at the monkey who was staring at him with his head tilted, and finally at the pitiful little princess.
The corners of his mouth twitched rapidly for several times, and he slapped his old face and wailed.
"Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings."
It seems that Tianpeng has figured it out.
"Oh? What misunderstanding?" Roddy asked in surprise.
Tian Peng said very embarrassedly, "I don't know, the one who had a misunderstanding with...with the little princess might be me, Old Zhu."
"Originally, the mistress of the Tianhe Water Tribe came to my house, hoping to form a marriage alliance with me, but as a general of the Tianhe Navy, how could I marry a wife? So I simply rejected her."
Tianpeng said so, but from the little princess’s wide eyes, it can be seen that he certainly did not tell the truth. It should be fine to just listen to it the other way around.
"I didn't expect that this little princess is actually your sister. Hey, it's not like a flood washed away the Dragon King Temple. We are all family."
"Oh, so that's how it is." Rody blinked with a look of sudden realization, "I knew it. I was thinking it was some lolita control guy, so I must call Monkey Brother to go to his house and peel off his skin and pull out his tendons. I didn't expect it to be Brother Zhu~"
"..."
Every time Tianpeng heard Rody's vicious words, he shuddered unnaturally, and finally spoke repeatedly.
"Don't worry, buddy. This is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."
"What a misunderstanding?"
Rody glanced at Tianpeng who was wiping his sweat.
What, why is Tianpeng wiping his sweat all the time.
Of course it was the monkey who came to the rescue when he saw injustice. He took out the golden cudgel from his ear and looked at him viciously.
"It's definitely a misunderstanding. How could my brother joke about the little princess's lifelong event?"
"Well, I feel relieved then." Rody breathed a sigh of relief, and by the way, he pressed down the 49.9-meter-long machete and golden hoop that Monkey King had already pulled out, and pretended to blame him.
"Brother Monkey, what are you doing? Brother Zhu has already admitted that it was a misunderstanding. We can't wrongly accuse a good person."
"Yes, yes, yes." Tianpeng nodded repeatedly. He no longer had any thought of fighting with the monkey. He knew his own strengths and weaknesses.
"Of course, no bad guy will be let off." Rody continued quietly.
For a moment, the smile on Tianpeng's face froze.
The monkey's eyes lit up when he heard that. He raised his glass to Rody and clapped his legs in applause.
"Well said, well said!"
"You are worthy of being my brother. You never wrongly accuse good people, nor let bad people go! You are absolutely right."
"Brother Zhu, would you like to have a drink with us?" Rody glanced at Tianpeng again and invited him with a smile.
"Yes, yes, yes! You should drink one."
Tianpeng immediately agreed and thought to himself, if I had known that Princess Tianhe was such a young girl, I would have rejected her long ago.
Afterwards, Tianpeng looked at Princess Tianhe and tried to be more friendly. "Princess Xi, don't be afraid. From now on, I, Zhu, will be your brother. If anyone dares to bully you, just tell Brother Zhu and I will bring my navy to deal with him!"
"Really?" Princess Tianhe asked with a blink.
Seeing this, Tian Peng, who originally liked pretty girls and was always fascinated by them, could no longer sit still. He jumped up with a serious expression, "I, Marshal Tian Peng, will nail you with every spit! I guarantee it's authentic!"
"Thank you, Marshal Tianpeng~" Princess Tianhe felt relieved, as if a burden had been lifted from her heart.
"Ahem, you're still calling me Marshal Tianpeng?"
"Well, thank you, Brother Zhu."
"Oh! Oh! Good, good sister." The call of "Brother Pig" made Tianpeng very happy, and the original embarrassment and resentment were swept away.
Excited to have a drink with Princess Tianhe.
But he was stopped by Rody and Monkey, "Brother Zhu, you still haven't settled the debt you owe us."
...
Princess Tianhe’s problem has been solved.
Roddy was not going to continue playing with Tianpeng, who had never seen the world.
Let them play here by themselves.
Rody winked at Yin and prepared to retreat.
pity...
The drunk Monkey King and Pigsy are really annoying.
Needless to say, Tianpeng is still lustful and kept muttering the names of several beautiful goddesses, and never repeating the same names.
Luo Di was very curious about how the girl of the Gao family in Gao Laozhuang in the future would make Tianpeng, whose heart was as vast as the sea and who yearned for the vast ocean, calm down and only think about returning to Gao Laozhuang from then on.
As for the monkeys.
"Don't go, Master, you can't leave me alone!"
The monkey mistook Roddy for Bodhi Patriarch and hugged him, crying and rolling on the ground.
It can be said that he shouted at the top of his lungs, and those who listened sighed and those who heard were moved.
Even Yin, who had never liked the monkey, understood the monkey's difficulties from the monkey's intermittent and tearful narration.
"Master, Master, I will never play around again, and I will never act like a spoiled brat again. Please come back, please come back."
There was no other way, Roddy could only send out ten thousand Cao Nima greetings in his heart to a certain mysterious Bodhi Patriarch (Zunti Taoist).
This Lao Deng is a very bad person. He seems to be nice to Monkey, but in fact he is the culprit who exploits Monkey and only uses him as a prop.
Otherwise, he wouldn't have left so decisively. Look at the monkey, after so many years, he still misses Patriarch Bodhi. How pitiful, so pitiful.
"Wukong." Roddy hesitated for a moment, but finally couldn't help it. He stretched out his sinful hand and stroked Monkey King's head.
It feels really good!
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