Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Then I heard Su Yan chatting with Wu Laogou.

Su Yan: "Brother, are you here to take a shit?"

Wu Laogou was stunned for several seconds, turned his head to look at Su Yan, stretched out his hand, pointed at a small flower in the corner and said, "Look at Xiaohua, he is sleeping, please speak softly, don't wake him up, he is very irritable when he wakes up, and he will hit people if he doesn't sleep well."

Following the direction of his finger, Su Yan saw a small yellow wild chrysanthemum blooming in the crack in the corner of the wall, swaying gently in the wind.

He doesn't act at all, he has no acting talent... Su Yan nodded solemnly, and suddenly realized:

"Oh, so you were secretly looking at Xiaohua's chrysanthemum while he was asleep?"

Wu Laogou: ???

"No, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Wu Laogou suddenly choked on his saliva, coughed several times, and then hurriedly waved his hands and said:

"I just said the wrong thing. I was looking at... I was looking at Little Potatoes."

He pointed to a potato vine in the flowerbed by the wall and said seriously, "Little Potato is very lonely. He hopes someone can talk to him more. I'll come over and chat with him about family matters. He'll be very happy."

"That's not right." Su Yan shook his head and said:

"When you talk to Little Potato, you're going to wake up Little Flower, right? He has such a bad temper, won't he beat Little Potato when he wakes up?"

"..."

Wu Laogou looked at Su Yan in confusion, and after a long silence, he forced a smile and said:

"My mind is a little fuzzy... I said the wrong thing again. The person I came to see today is Little Stone. He has no ears and can't speak. I just need to sit quietly with him for a while. I won't disturb Little Flower."

"That's even more wrong!" Su Yan said bitterly:

"Little Potato is so lonely and just wants someone to chat with him. You come here and leave without saying a word. Are you still a human being?"

Damn, are you done yet? Are you seriously ill or mentally ill?!

Wu Laogou's face turned black, and he instantly lost his mental patient image and angrily shouted:

"Who are you? Why haven't I seen you before? Why are you here?"

"This is my home."

Su Yan rummaged through the ring and took out a pink umbrella. He opened it with a bang and said solemnly, "I'm Little Mushroom. Don't you recognize me?"

Wu Laogou: (⊙x⊙)?

I was pretending to be mentally ill, but I met a real mentally ill person, right?

He won't bite!

Looking at Su Yan's extremely serious expression, Wu Laogou smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, I don't really like making friends, and I don't know any little mushrooms."

Su Yan said angrily: "Then why are you squatting in my bedroom? You are giving me a curse!"

Old Dog Wu was silent for a while, then took a big step to the side.

"Why are you squatting in my kitchen again?" Su Yan asked softly.

"Nurse, nurse, please come quickly. I've had enough of the exercise. I want to go back!"

Wu Laogou waved his hands excitedly at the camera, and two nurses immediately rushed out of the hospital. They comforted him in a gentle voice, picked him up and took him back.

Wu Tongxuan, the former captain of the [Psychic] team.

Forbidden Ruins [Formless] can perfectly replicate any Forbidden Ruins it has recently come into contact with, and raise the level of the Forbidden Ruins to a level corresponding to its own.

As long as he lives one more day, the [Psychic] team will have one more chance to be reborn!

Therefore, for the sake of the [Medium] team, he willingly hid in the fasting center and imprisoned himself there for ten years.

Su Yan went over his message in his mind, looked at Lin Qiye, and asked:

"Do you understand?"

"I understand." Lin Qiye sighed with a complicated expression:

"Your mental illness has worsened again. How about we not escape the prison for now and let you stay here for a while to recuperate?"

"You're the one with the mental illness, okay? I mean he's just pretending!"

Chapter 271 Let me see which teacher's masterpiece this is

In the evening, in the villa.

Su Jianqiang, who was playing Go with Xiaoqing, suddenly disappeared in a flash of golden light, and was replaced by Su Yan.

"Owner."

Xiaoqing stood up, reached out to shuffle the chess pieces on the board, and came over with a smile.

"Xiaoqing, you've been learning Go for half a year. Have you ever won a game?"

Su Yan rubbed his swollen head. The super long distance transmission from the fasting center to Cangnan required a lot of mental strength. Fortunately, he had already been promoted to the "Sea" realm before, otherwise it would have been really difficult to bear.

Xiao Qing flicked his tail lightly and said confidently, "Isn't it normal that I can't defeat my master? My master is the smartest person in the world!"

"Flattery."

Su Yanxiao asked, "Where are Hongdou and Abao?"

Xiaoqing said with a smile: "Sister Xiaonan went out for a barbecue, and Abao and Hongdou went with her. I'm not like them. I'm not greedy at all. I stayed at home and played chess with my master."

Aren’t you greedy?

Who secretly drank up all the Chinese medicine in the refrigerator, and who ate whole boxes of apples?

Su Yan glanced at her with a smile.

Xiaoqing blinked: "Okay, Master, it's my tail that's too obvious. Sister Xiaonan didn't dare to take me out, but she said she would pack it up for me when she comes back!"

"I'll ask Lao Zhao to buy you a wheelchair later, and you can just sit in it to cover yourself up... Isn't Sister Hongying here?"

"Sister Hongying is in the living room."

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Exit the bedroom and look down from the second floor.

Hongying was curled up on the sofa, supporting her pretty face with one hand and watching TV quietly. There was only a dim wall lamp behind her, which faintly cast a soft halo on her.

I noticed someone,

She looked over here puzzledly, and their eyes met and stared at each other.

Then, Hongying's gaze slowly moved down and fell on Su Yan's legs.

When she found that Su Yan's legs were intact, a sweet smile immediately bloomed on her pretty face, warm and bright.

"Su Yan, have you eaten? I'll cook you a bowl of noodles."

Su Yan jumped down from the second floor, stopped her from getting up, and sat down: "Sister Hongying, I came back with a full stomach. The meal I had at the fasting center at night was a delicacy specially provided for serious criminals - shark fin rice.

"I didn't see any shark fin, but I did eat several bowls of vermicelli."

Hongying was slightly startled, and her giggle was as clear and sweet as a silver bell.

It seemed that she herself didn't understand why. The joke was obviously very dull, but when Su Yan told it, it made her inexplicably happy.

As she was laughing, Hongying suddenly seemed to remember something important. The smile on her face faded a little, and she quickly said:

"Su Yan, during the few days you were away, your friends from the training camp sneaked into Cangnan. They seemed not to want to alert us, so they traveled late at night and hid during the day.

"Xiao Nan discovered their whereabouts a long time ago, but just pretended not to know."

Su Yan was stunned for a moment and asked, "Did Xiaonan say who it was? Brother Zha?"

"The fatter one is Baili Tuming, right? You always call him Fatty. And Cao Yuan and Shen Qingzhu, they are all here."

Su Yan thought about it and was very surprised:

"These three guys actually got together? If you have any questions, why not just call the captain? Why are you sneaking around like that?"

"I guess they've already heard that you were sentenced as a serious criminal and sent to a prison." Hongying pursed her lips, then nodded confidently.

"They're worried about something happening within Team 136, so they don't dare to contact us easily."

"What could possibly happen to our team? We love each other like a family."

Su Yan rubbed against Hongying and looked at the TV screen.

The screen was flashing with images, people were surging, and there was a lot of noise. A documentary-style clip was playing. Hongying was suddenly startled, as if she was afraid that Su Yan would see some secret, so she quickly picked up the remote control at hand and wanted to change the channel.

Su Yan was quick to grab her soft little hand and squeeze it, narrowing his eyes.

"What good stuff were you secretly looking at? Did you find it from my computer while I was away... I remember I hid the folder. Have you learned how to find hidden files?"

"I didn't." Hongying puffed up her cheeks and said softly:

"You can watch it if you want, it's boring."

It's so boring. Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night and watch it secretly by yourself? Let me see which teacher's masterpiece this is... Su Yan was unmoved and hid the remote control beside him.

A few minutes later, Su Yan slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

It turned out to be just a video clip of a wedding scene, with figures of Si Xiaonan, Zhao Kongcheng, Wen Qimo and others flashing across the camera from time to time.

Su Yan asked curiously: "Who are the bride and groom? They look so familiar."

Hongying picked up the potato chips on the table and nibbled them like a hamster, while answering nonchalantly, "He's the night watchman from the next city. You met him once before.

"They got married the day before yesterday and sent invitations to all of our team members. Most of the guests at the wedding were also night watchmen from surrounding cities. Keep reading, there's a very interesting part later."

The video continues to move forward, with the newlyweds entering in a very traditional way, and the host begins to tell the love story between the newlyweds.

In the story, the groom is a firefighter and the bride is a criminal police officer. The story of how they met is also very familiar. They were introduced by an acquaintance, got to know each other, and everything happened naturally.

You can tell it's pure fabrication.

Then they exchanged engagement rings and both sets of parents came on stage to serve tea.

"The fun is about to begin, look quickly." Hongying pursed her lips, her eyes twinkling.

In the picture, the bride and groom were toasting each other with tea when the door to the auditorium suddenly opened wide and someone came in and shouted, "A mysterious incident has occurred nearby!"

The scene was silent for only a moment, and then it began to boil over like a pot of boiling water.

Clang, clang, clang—!