Slay the Gods: Return of the Ancient Chinese Gods, Start with the Fuxi Plate

Star knives were unsheathed, and the groom, covered with a red and black cloak, led the way and shot out, followed closely by dozens of night watchmen.

The bride pulled out a nine-ring machete from somewhere, broke the window in her wedding dress and jumped from the eighth floor.

In just a dozen seconds,

Only the families of the bride and groom were left at the wedding scene. Seven or eight of them looked at each other in confusion, feeling terrible.

Are firefighters and police officers like this? They are different from what they show on TV!

The wedding emcee was very calm. He went down the stage and comforted everyone one by one, explaining to them: This is a very novel wedding game called Chicken Wedding. Everyone is a part of the game. If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you.

Then he put down the microphone, took out an assault rifle, and rushed out roaring.

Hongying laughed so hard that her whole body softened. She leaned against Su Yan as weakly as water, her body trembling.

"Only when we got there did we realize it was a ghost-faced figure from the 'Zhan' realm, surrounded by dozens of night watchmen. Klein was also among them, and Mysterious was nearly frightened to death."

Su Yan touched her head, his fingers brushing through her long black hair. "The ghost-faced man sounds very familiar. Who did the last move?"

"Finally, the bride said she was getting married today and no one could snatch her away. So she was chopped down by the ghost-faced man!"

Su Yan smiled along with Hongying and continued reading.

The picture froze for a while. It was said that this was because the photographer was carrying a Fang Tian Hua Ji and chasing the main force and had no time to shoot.

Another turn,

We have arrived at a room where red wedding characters are posted everywhere and the ground is covered with festive balloons.

"Huh? There's still a second half. Isn't the wedding over?"

"Yes." Hongying's eyelashes trembled slightly, and she looked at him with a pair of clear eyes:

"The latter part is about the wedding night..."

Chapter 272 If good friends can do it, why can’t we?

What does the night watchman’s wedding night prank look like?

Su Yan originally thought that when people with special abilities gathered together, they should play with things that were unique to them, right?

The groom must perform some astonishing stunt - for example, breaking a stone with his chest without a slate?

Or you can chop bricks with your bare hands, or use the Star Knife instead if you don’t have bricks!

As a result, Su Yan found that he had overthought.

There were no fancy moves throughout the whole ceremony, and it was not much different from the wedding night pranks in ordinary people's weddings. The two of them just did whatever the emcee told them to do.

The emcee was quite entertaining and could come up with all kinds of programs at will.

"Lump-sum deposit and withdrawal": The groom holds a candy in his mouth, and the bride sweetly takes the candy from the groom's mouth and transfers it to her own mouth.

"A Delicious Taste": The bride is blindfolded and holds the cake in her hands. The groom cannot move his head and can only rely on words to prompt the bride in the direction of the cake.

"Eating the Concentric Fruit": Tie a fruit with a rope and hang it in the air. The bride and groom work together to bite the fruit open with their mouths, and then each take half.

There are some very interesting ones too.

The emcee asked the groom to kiss the bride's feet, implying that they would walk together and support each other until old age.

And gave him two ways of kissing:

1: Carefully kiss every inch from the instep to the sole until it is wet.

2: Put all five toes into your mouth and rotate them in a circle one by one, leaving no gaps!

The scene instantly became noisy. The bride and groom were too embarrassed to comply, but the MC was just joking and finally let the groom kiss the bride's instep to pass the test.

"This show is fun." Su Yan was very happy.

"It's not fun at all."

Hongying curled up her legs and angrily launched a series of fatal kicks at Su Yan. When she found that Su Yan was looking at her fair feet, she quickly retracted her feet into the blanket and acted as if nothing had happened.

Su Yan raised the corner of his mouth and asked:

"Sister Hongying, didn't you say before that it's a good idea for the Night Watchmen to get married? Why do I feel that they are quite sweet? The guests who came to congratulate them were also very sincere. And you also had a lot of fun at the scene, jumping up and down and making a fuss in the bridal chamber, more active than anyone else."

Hongying pouted and said angrily, "I just don't feel well. I didn't say you can't...just keep reading."

In the picture, it was evening.

As the last game project was completed, the bride and groom stood in front of the surprised host, holding a glass of wedding wine.

"Captain, we've gone from colleagues to friends to companions, and we've caused you a lot of trouble. From now on, we're husband and wife, one and the same. If we run into danger on a mission, we can't just leave one person behind. If we have to stay, we'll both stay. Don't give us a hard time when that happens."

The emcee, a man in his forties, drank and wiped his eyes, cursing:

"I don't need you to cover my retreat! You're saying such nonsense on such a festive day."

Hongying was staring at this scene that she had seen countless times. Complex emotions surged in her heart and she sighed softly.

From then on, the two became one, living and dying together. Is this intertwined fate good or bad?

"Oh, I remember what you said about our chance encounter."

Su Yan pointed at the bride with tear-stained makeup and suddenly realized, "During the Chinese New Year two years ago, they were hugging and kissing in the yard of our office. Lin Qiye passed by and saw them, but they refused to admit it!

"Later, Qiye showed them the surveillance footage and argued that they were just friends and were only practicing artificial respiration at the time!"

Hongying burst into laughter, pursed her lips and said angrily:

"Because of the special nature of the organization, any interactions between Night's Watch members on the same team must be reported to the captain. They were secretly... in short, they didn't report it. They were just ordinary friends. If you meet their captain in the future, don't let him know."

"The night watchman really knows how to have fun. Can ordinary friends practice artificial respiration?"

Su Yan clicked his tongue twice, then suddenly frowned. He stared at Hongying and asked, "Why have I been in the team for so long, and you've never practiced artificial respiration with me?"

"what?"

Hongying exclaimed softly, staring at Su Yan in a daze, her pretty face gradually turning a bright red.

Su Yan looked extremely serious, and said solemnly, "As a competent night watchman, you really need to master solid first aid skills. Otherwise, if you encounter an emergency, how can you survive if you don't even know how to rescue the patient?"

"Su Yan, you are right... I will tell the captain tomorrow to teach you carefully!"

Hongying puffed up her cheeks and suddenly jumped up from the sofa. She didn't even bother to put on her slippers and ran out barefoot. But she hadn't taken two steps before Su Yan pulled her back. She screamed "Ah!" and fell back into the sofa.

"It's too late. I have to go back soon. I have to help Qiye escape from prison tomorrow. If something happens to Lin Qiye and he needs artificial respiration, I don't know how to do it. The consequences will be disastrous."

Su Yan's expression was serious. For Lin Qiye's safety, he resolutely refused to allow Hongying to leave.

Hongying curled up into a small ball, buried her head in the sofa pillow, said nothing, and huddled like a quail.

"Would anyone hesitate when a doctor in a hospital performs artificial respiration? The dissemination of knowledge is a sacred thing and should be kept pure, without any personal bias."

Su Yan said this righteously, thinking to himself, in order for my good brother to escape from prison safely, I have been so eager to learn that I have tried my best.

"Besides, good friends can practice artificial respiration, so why can't we? If others knew, they would think we were guilty. Only those with impure hearts and unsteady friendships would feel guilty!

"I don't feel guilty." Hongying stretched out her face and glared at Su Yan.

"Whether you have a guilty conscience or not, I'll know once I try."

Su Yan suddenly moved his face forward, right in front of Hongying's eyes, so close that he could smell her breath.

Hongying had already shrunk to the edge of the sofa, with nowhere to escape. Suddenly, she felt her eyelids becoming heavier and heavier. She couldn't open them even with all her strength. She could only close her eyes tightly, and her thick, curled eyelashes trembled slightly in an irregular manner.

It seemed like a long time had passed, yet it also felt like only a moment.

Hongying quietly opened her eyes, and what she saw was the mischievous look of her good friend who was so close to her. There was a meaningful smile on her face, as if telling some unspoken secret.

Her body relaxed a little, and her eyes sparkled, lively like an emerald lake.

"You're bullying me again... Humph, now it's proven enough that I didn't..."

Just as Hongying was about to speak, Su Yan had already taken the lead. He took a deep breath and gently kissed her plump and pink little mouth.

"Well......"

Chapter 273 Kissing Sister Hongying's Little Mouth

There is a type of memory called triggered thinking memory. When you see or feel something familiar, it will trigger related memories in your subconscious mind.

When studying with good friends,

Su Yan suddenly realized that he actually knew how to perform artificial respiration, because the instructor had demonstrated it with a rubber dummy during the training camp. Although it was not included in the assessment, he had indeed learned some of it.

As the saying goes, if you learn something, you need to practice it more.

Only practice can deepen memory. No matter how much theory there is, if it is not put into practice, it will eventually be forgotten!

Su Yan squeezed Hongying into the sofa and practiced for several minutes.

When he slowly moved his face away, Hongying pursed her lips tightly, as if she was stunned, and her pretty face was stained with a charming bright red, like rouge.

A pair of peach blossom eyes, misty water color.

Su Yan nodded slightly and said, "Not bad. It seems that our friendship can stand the test. In addition, during the learning process, I found that you are not as good as me in some aspects. Did you not work hard enough during the training camp?"

Hongying was speechless and curled up on the sofa like a silly cat that had lost some dried fish.

Su Yan did not interrupt her from absorbing knowledge, and continued to cast his gaze on the TV screen, staring at the four words "repeat play", carefully pondering their stroke structure. He could not help but marvel at the breadth and depth of Chinese characters. These simple words could actually construct such a beautiful framework!

Hongying was in a daze for a long time, then she gently stretched out her little foot and touched him:

"Su Yan, can good friends kiss each other?"

"Are you daydreaming again?" Su Yan looked at her with a serious expression.

"Kissing is something between lovers. We are best friends. Right now we are seriously discussing the professional technique of artificial respiration, just like when I first joined the team, you taught me how to shoot every day. This is mutual learning and communication between friends!"

Looking into her beautiful eyes, Su Yan continued to forcefully explain:

"Through the practice just now, did you, like me, recall all the first aid knowledge you learned in the training camp? What does this mean? It means our practice is working."

Hongying bit her lip and said, "What's the point of recalling it? I can't use it anyway."

"Of course it's useful! From now on, if you happen to see a stranger fainting from heatstroke while walking down the street, you won't have to panic anymore."

Su Yan immediately started thinking, and said while thinking:

"At that time, you can take Abao with you, and you can guide Abao to give him artificial respiration. Abao has a strong mouth, and he will wake up in two breaths. Of course, Lin Qiye can also replace Abao, he has a big mouth and can eat three people!"