Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

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The two poor idiots squatted by the campfire, eating the "ruined food" they had picked up from the tavern, without saying a word. Zhou Li looked at the concentrated smoothie in his hand, feeling a little eager to try it.

"Do you think a normal person would die if they ate this?"

Zhou Li's sudden question almost made Lan Ling spit out the camel milk in her mouth.

Lan Ling coughed repeatedly after choking on the food, then quickly said, "Unless you are an ultimate knight like Lord Zhou Yun, whose body can withstand a level one forbidden spell, you will definitely die if you eat it."

"Oh······"

Zhou Li narrowed his eyes, nodded, and a trace of regret flashed in his eyes.

Turns out this thing doesn't work.

"Throw it away."

Zhou Li looked at Lan Ling and said, "There's no point in having this thing. It's useless except for getting us discovered early."

"threw?"

Lan Ling, who hadn't expected Zhou Li to choose [ ] from [A or B], was stunned and couldn't even finish her words. "Throw it away, just throw it away? No, then I, then you... throw it away?"

"correct."

Zhou Li nodded and said, "I originally thought of using this thing to exchange for Victor to eat scorpion poop for a day, but I think the Sand Scorpions are too weak for a race that won't even undergo water torture, so I'll just throw it away."

"What if someone finds it?"

The girl asked nervously, "This thing is priceless and extremely sinful. If someone really picks it up, won't there be trouble again?"

"Ah."

Zhou Li nodded, then looked at the half-dead Sand Scorpion beside him. After a brief thought, he said decisively, "I know what to do."

"Dog, dog..."

The moment it saw Zhou Li, the electric mouse that Zhou Li had dragged out of the space gap stood at attention and said flatteringly, "Beep, beep, beep."

"Okay, from now on, this ringtone will ring again. I'll beat you every time it rings."

Zhou Li glanced coldly at the Lightning Mouse, then pointed at the Sand Scorpion Man and said, "Isn't your tribe short of unique creatures? Is this thing unique enough?"

The electric mouse came up to the sand scorpion man, looked at his body, stretched out its small and sharp claws to lift his jaw, looked at him carefully for a moment, then sighed, shook his head and looked at Zhou Li.

And his fist.

The electric mouse nodded so much that it almost knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Zhou Li. It was really afraid of this Demon Lord Khorne.

According to common sense, those who sign a contract with their tribe must offer tribute every month, at least the body of a silver-level warrior, or 100 kilograms of lean meat from a silver-level monster beast, or at least half a year of its life span. In short, you have to pay a price to show your appreciation.

But ever since he signed the [Treaty in which the Electric Rat Tribe voluntarily establishes a fair racial slavery relationship with Zhou Li] with the devil in front of him, let alone tribute, it was already a great mercy of Zhou Li that they did not pay tribute in return. How dare they ask him for tribute?

It was good enough that Zhou Li didn't give them some tribute fruits to cheer them up and send off the electric rat clan.

However, on a day that would go down in history for the Electric Mouse tribe, Zhou Li suddenly offered to "sacrifice" the Electric Mouse. This stark contrast triggered the Electric Mouse's occupational health, and it subconsciously became picky around Zhou Li. Fortunately, it was quick-witted and quickly agreed to the sacrifice. Otherwise, it would have joined its predecessors in a cage, running numbly to generate electricity.

The kind that runs for a lifetime.

He stuffed the concentrated shaved ice directly into the Sand Scorpion's mouth, lifted its chin with force, and forced it to swallow. After a violent convulsion, the Sand Scorpion died completely, its body covered with strange green grass patterns.

Zhou Li glanced at the electric mouse.

The electric mouse understood instantly, stood at attention immediately, then ran to the side of the sand scorpion man, stretched out its claws and tightly grasped one of the other's fingers.

"Throw it at your home."

Zhou Li took out the spiritual paper and stretched out his hand, once again demonstrating his unique skill of tearing open a crack in the spiritual world with his bare hands. The electric mouse carried the corpse as if it was used to it, and tried hard to squeeze its fat body into the gap, pushing the corpse in as well.

After a moment, looking at the empty campfire and the electric mouse that couldn't squeeze into the gap because of its big butt, Lan Ling finally broke free from her dazed look.

"Is this... finished?"

For Lan Ling, it was like she was playing an RPG game and had just obtained an ominous blade. The other characters were telling her that if she got the sword, the Demon King would definitely find her, but she would also become a hero who saved the world.

Then Zhou Li came and without saying a word, he picked up the ominous sword and broke it directly, burning it into a lump of iron and then blasted it into ash with a forbidden spell.

Is it really okay to destroy such important mission props at the beginning?

"It's done."

Nodding, Zhou Li said calmly, "The Lightning Rat tribe lives in an extremely remote spiritual world. They're not listed in the Spirit World Coordinates Collection, so no one will find them. Even if they were found, the Lightning Rat would directly dispose of the Sand Scorpion's corpse within three days and wouldn't let anyone find them. Don't worry."

Lan Ling was still a little confused.

She had seen a spirit contract master, a profession that signed a contract with spiritual beings to gain their power and summon them to fight.

But she had never heard of a spirit bond master who signed a fair and impartial master-servant slave contract with spirit beings, dragging them into fights and summoning them as slaves. She even found it difficult to comprehend him. He possessed such terrifying strength and a body, yet he chose a profession that required spiritual power.

This is equivalent to a person having the smartest brain in the world, and then going live to sell the shit of wild aliens.

"You have this body, this power..."

Lan Ling, feeling confused and helpless, asked a question that she really wanted to ask deep in her heart.

"Why do you want to be a Spiritual Contract Master?"

"what."

Zhou Li seemed to be accustomed to being asked this question. He scratched his head and said calmly with a dead look in his eyes:

"It's just my interest."

"what?"

Obviously, this answer turned Lan Ling's confusion into a state of bewilderment. She looked at Zhou Li, her brain a little short of oxygen. The left brain began to question the right brain, and the right brain began to think hard.

"Don't you think it's humorous?"

Reaching out, he pulled the electric mouse, which was burying its head in the ground pretending to be an ostrich, out. Zhou Li picked it up and asked expressionlessly, "Isn't this thing cute?"

Pointed mouth, rat face, thin tail.

Shushu's face is full of flattery, but because his face is too mouse-like, Shushu's flattering smile gives people a weird feeling.

The big drum effect has occurred.

"Interest, really?"

Lan Ling played the accordion for a moment, her words stumbling over as if due to excessive network latency. "Your strength, your body... is so strong?"

"Is the body such an inconvenient thing? If it hinders your interests, physical strength will only strengthen your dreams."

Zhou Li plugged the lightning mouse back in and placed a piece of wood on the fire. "I prefer collecting these strange and bizarre spiritual creatures. It's very fulfilling to have a complete illustrated guide. You can understand that."

"That's possible."

Nodding, Lan Ling said thoughtfully, "I have a friend who really likes to collect erotic pictures of men from all over the world."

Can this be said directly?

and many more.

Zhou Li suddenly realized something was wrong. After a long silence, he said in a tactful tone, "Of course, I think becoming a righteous knight is not a bad thing."

Your transition should be so abrupt.

Chapter 12 Gachapon

After solving the problem of shaved ice, Zhou Li and the others faced a new problem.

“What are you going to do next?”

Zhou Li asked.

"I... plan to return to the Bailan Family and lie low for a while. The Bailan Family has been secretly trading with the Sand Scorpions, so there must be some more direct physical evidence. All I can do now is to find this substantial evidence and hand it over to Lord Zhou Yun. Only in this way can I ensure the complete annihilation of the Bailan Family."

Lan Ling said.

"Oh, then we're not on the same path."

Zhou Li waved his hand and said, "I'm going to the city-state of the Sand Scorpion people."

"what?"

Lan Ling was confused.

Just as the brave team was about to fight the cave goblins, an innocent priest passing by slapped the Trisolarans in the face and slapped them out of the solar system.

You pressed the skip button too many times.

"Is this okay?"

Lan Ling was shocked. "Are you so brave?"

"Oh, no."

Zhou Li shook his head and said, "Our school principal was caught playing cards and is now locked up and hung up and beaten. I have to go and redeem him."

"what····"

Lan Ling was puzzled again. "What kind of cards does your principal play? How can he be arrested for playing cards? This doesn't make sense."

"Haha."

Zhou Li nodded and smiled numbly and calmly, "He beat the chief of the Sand Scorpion Clan."

"Your principal..."

After a brief shock, Lan Ling pursed her lips and said euphemistically:

"It's quite humorous."

"So I have to rescue this humorous principal."

Sighing, Zhou Li said helplessly, "Otherwise, we'll only be able to eat mashed potatoes with potatoes next year."

How has this college managed to survive until now?

The moonlight at night is always bright, perhaps because the magical pollution of the Sinai Desert is relatively small.

"Then let's go our separate ways."

Carrying the huge violin case, the girl's figure was particularly thin in the moonlight. She looked at Zhou Li and said sternly, "You saved me and helped me so much. As long as I survive, I will definitely repay you."

"You don't even need to raise a flag when you go to sing."