Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

Zhou Li complained.

"what?"

Lan Ling, who had no idea what opera was, was a little confused, but she quickly came to her senses, waved to Zhou Li, and said, "I hope you can redeem your principal."

"I also wish that your entire family will be executed."

Zhou Li said in a strange tone.

Lan Ling seemed to appreciate this statement, nodded vigorously, turned around, and walked alone in the wilderness. The violin case was big, but the person was small.

The tavern food tied around his waist was like a small mountain.

She certainly won't starve to death.

Zhou Li thought about it and decided to redeem the damned Victor first before going to Lan Ling. Of course, he wasn't attracted to her; Lan Ling, a 5A scenic spot, was completely out of his reach. He went to Lan Ling simply because he was worried that her father's daughter would be burned to death by the Bai Lan family. After all, Lan Ling came home expecting her entire family to be executed.

Not urgent.

Lan Ling was walking through the wind and sand. What she didn't see was that the strange-looking yellow electric rat was squatting beside her, observing her every move through the cracks in the spiritual world.

Sitting by the campfire, Zhou Li opened his grimoire. Compared to Lan Ling's grimoire, with its mithril casing and rock symbols, Zhou Li's grimoire seemed particularly shabby. But only those who truly knew the value of it could grasp it and understand its secrets.

This thing is even shabbier than it looks.

A grimoire is like a personal computer in a science fiction novel, except it's powered by magic, containing countless magical formulas and magic receivers. Therefore, grimoires also come in different versions and specifications. For example, Lan Ling's Mithril Grimoire is the latest [Oracle Grimoire Deluxe 3.0T], which has a magic reception efficiency of 3.0 and a variety of unique functions that are useless.

The magic codex in Zhou Li's hand was an old model manufactured twenty-two years ago. It didn't even have a magic interface to adapt to the new magic pages. Furthermore, its magic replenishment efficiency was ridiculously low, and there was no wireless magic replenishment device. Zhou Yun had considered getting Zhou Li a better magic codex, but Zhou Li simply refused to replace this old codex, which was so old that no one would want it in a junkyard, which puzzled his father.

Turning to the last page of the magic book, a mysterious text was engraved on it. Zhou Li stretched out his finger and gently tapped the last strange character. In an instant, a small cube fell into Zhou Li's hand.

This was a product never before seen in the Kingdom of Golden Classics. Its material was also unique, and it contained no magical reaction. Zhou Li skillfully pressed and held a button, and a moment later, a red chrysanthemum slowly blossomed.

The phone is turned on.

Yes, it's a cell phone.

One is Mate60 256G rose gold.

After turning on his phone, Zhou Li first glanced at the battery level in the upper right corner. The 15% figure gave him a bit of battery anxiety, but it wasn't too much. He first turned on power saving mode, then clicked on a strange app.

Unethical Map 2.0.

The app's opening animation showed Earth, but upon entering the app, a miniature version of the Sinai Desert suddenly appeared on the screen. Zhou Li glanced at the content and then clicked the button at the bottom of the screen labeled "Star."

Zhou Li's vision was instantly turned upside down, but his physique, which was so strong that it could absorb the air, made it easy for him to suppress the urge to vomit, and he looked at the reversed map carefully.

On the pure black map, a dim "star" quietly hovered in the center of a city. Zhou Li narrowed his eyes, zoomed in on the city's miniature map with two fingers, and clicked on the location of the star.

[Bai Lan Ancestral Hall·Silver Star]

After confirming the name, Zhou Li turned off his phone, opened the magic book, clicked on the last word of [4008208820 KFC phone number, medium cup of Coke without ice], and then put the phone back into the magic book.

This is why Zhou Li did not change the magic book.

Who knows why, after traveling back from Earth, this phone became bound to this broken magic book.

Is it really because this thing has KFC Delivery’s phone number on it?

Zhou Li scratched his head. The desert sky was always clear, making it a great place to watch the stars. He stared at one of the stars for a long time, then sighed.

Silver Star...

Do you want it or not?

For Zhou Li, a divine being with a spiritual affinity of 1, finding the [Spirit Realm] using conventional means is as difficult as Ding Zhen doing advanced math or smoking e-cigarettes. Therefore, if he wants to find a new spiritual realm, he must use the relics left to him by his mother.

【Stars】

Zhou Li didn't know the principles of stars or how they were born.

Sixteen years ago, Zhou Li was accidentally transported by his mother, Iris Ya'an, to a spiritual world called Earth, where he lived diligently for twenty-six years. And just when he was about to obtain a Beijing hukou to study Old Beijing Chicken Rolls...

His mother brought him back to spirituality, and happily got him a legendary son who had the body of an elementary school student but the mind of an adult.

Then Zhou Li's mother disappeared.

All she left behind, apart from a handful of melon seeds, was this unique product called "Star", the second-hand magic book she gave to Zhou Li, the rose gold mobile phone she bought on Earth when she went to rescue Zhou Li, the KFC delivery phone number she wrote down for easy ordering of takeout, and half a leftover Old Beijing chicken roll.

Of course, the most important thing here is the "stars".

According to Zhou Li, stars often spawn at "story intersections," places where events abound. Stars sometimes contain spiritual coordinates never before seen in the "Spiritual Coordinates Collection." The lightning rat spirit world Zhou Li conquered was actually created within a star.

Oh, by the way, this thing is usually called a gashapon, but Zhou Li’s mother thought calling it a star sounded more classy.

Of course, if every star could reveal the coordinates of the spiritual world, Zhou Li would now be a perfect weapon master, instead of a berserker who could only swing a hammer with a yellow-skinned rat that screamed like a silver rat.

In reality, most of the stars left by Zhou's mother yielded useless items, such as a seven-day QQ Music membership trial card, a 29% discount coupon for Hua Xiaozhu taxis, a yearly Tieba membership coupon, a -yuan Telecom King data card, a -yuan Spring Breeze Elf coupon, and so on.

Oh, by the way, there are also KFC coupons produced in 2009.

Coke with ice is good civilization.

Chapter 13: The Living Dead Mutual Aid Society

Spirit World Coordinates...

Walking in the desert, Zhou Li felt a little melancholy for a moment.

In most areas, the spirit contract master is a top-notch profession that is hated by everyone.

On the one hand, due to long-term contact with the spiritual world, the minds of spiritual contract masters are often not normal, and there are even top-level gods whose "left brain refutes the right brain, and the tip is responsible for thinking."

On the other hand, no one knows what kind of strange existence is contained in an unknown spiritual coordinate.

The Psychic Mutual Aid Society, the world's largest spiritual research organization, once conducted a survey that revealed that the vast majority of spiritual beings are filled with greed, cunning, and endless desire. Signing a contract with them often comes at a steep price. Therefore, no one knows whether an unknown spiritual being will bring potential destruction to the world.

For example, Victoria had a case where a senior student found an unknown spiritual coordinate and signed a contract with a spiritual creature called a "Bewildered Sheep" there. This spiritual creature was extremely skilled in soul illusion, which helped the senior achieve many outstanding results in competitions, making him a rising star in Victoria.

As a result, in less than half a year, this senior and his three roommates went from being "huge fans of big and powerful women" to being obsessed with goats and goats. They were even accused of harassment by the mountain goats next door, who said that the senior pretended to be a priest and wanted to do something improper, but was suppressed by the smuggled sheep from other places.

Even sexual preferences can be quickly distorted, how cruel it is.

but.

Zhou Li firmly believed that this situation would not occur in the spiritual world coordinates contained in the stars.

These stars were left to Zhou Li by his mother. Although Zhou Li was able to live to this age thanks to his mother's early death, Zhou Li still believed that his mother would not betray him too many times. There should not be those strange creatures in these spiritual coordinates.

Second.

Even if there are strange creatures, they cannot defeat him.

After walking in the desert for about five hours, Zhou Li, who was only one step away from "killing rats and eating their raw meat and drinking their blood", finally saw Datang, and the lightning rat that was assigned to Zhou Li as a meteor hammer also saved its life.

I, the rat, have lived another day.

As an autonomous city-state of the Sand Scorpion people, Datang has the right to collect taxes, and the city gate tax is naturally included. However, the Sand Scorpion people have always had a unique way of thinking. Instead of collecting a gate tax, they collect an exit tax.

That is to say, if a person comes to Datong and never leaves, he can live happily without paying any tax.

But if he spends or loses all his money in Datang, then sorry, he can't get out.

The question is, does this design have any special meaning?

No, the Sand Scorpions were just joking around, they thought it was humorous.

Just like that, after showing the resident ID on the magic book, Zhou Li entered the Big Sugar City without any hindrance.

Ignoring the Sand Scorpion man performing a handstand and spinning in a performance art on the city wall, Zhou Li walked expressionlessly to the door of a shop that didn't look luxurious, but was actually shabby. The shop, called "Tuck Magic," was shabby in appearance, with even the sign on the door only half open, and it read "Closed."

Seeing this, Zhou Li sighed, reached out, flipped the sign on the door to the [Open] side, and then kicked the door open.

"The way you're going to deal with me closing my shop is to flip my sign over? You have no idea how valuable a magician is."

A weak voice echoed from behind the tattered wooden counter. A withered hand placed itself on the counter, and a skeleton in a magician's robes rose to life. He looked at Zhou Li, his bony face a perfect expression of pain. "Why you again?"

"You should have realized it when I helped you open the store."

Zhou Li unceremoniously pulled a chair and sat on it. The sound of wood breaking echoed, but Zhou Li remained calm, sitting on the empty air. He glanced down at the broken stool, exhaled, and asked, "How much?"

"How dare I take your money?"

Standing up, clutching a bottle of strong shacha liquor, the skeleton staggered over to Zhou Li, put his arm around his shoulders, and asked cheerfully, "Master Zhou, what can I do for you? Let me guess. Has your principal's girlfriend, Nuchang, been captured again and you're asking for her redemption? Or has your school's financial crisis escalated to the point where you're forced to sell the principal's organs?"

After saying that, the skeleton named Tucker drank half a bottle of shacha wine in one gulp. The brown liquid flowed down his throat and finally spilled all over the floor.

"I do think so."

Zhou Li twitched his lips, hinting that he was amused by the other party's dry humor. "Do you know anything about the movements of the Sand Scorpion people?"

"Performance art, nonsense, street drinking, fighting, triple compensation."

Shrugging his shoulders and moving his shoulder blades, the skeleton said innocently, "The Sand Scorpions' small brains are only enough for them to understand these few things. What? Did they offend you?"

"You didn't mess with me."

Zhou Li shook his head.

The skeleton breathed a sigh of relief and said cheerfully, "That's good. Let me tell you, it's incredibly rare to find a place like Big Tang where everyone has Down syndrome. I just need to declare myself a master of disguise, and everyone will believe I'm a Down syndrome kid wearing a skeleton suit. Although the Sand Scorpions have low intelligence, if it weren't for these Down syndrome kids, I'd probably have to wear that tattered windbreaker every day again. You..."

"They wanted to kill me."

Zhou Li calmly interrupted the skeleton.

"Garma."

The skeleton's chattering came to an abrupt halt, its dark pupils revealing a look of doubt. After a long, winter-like silence, its fangs began to tremble.

"First of all, I've never had any contact with the Sand Scorpions other than for business. I've always held hostility towards them. I think a race that can use its scorpion tail to penetrate its own asshole is vulgar. They're just a bunch of idiots with camel milk in their heads. Secondly, I'm a complete believer in strong liquor. A race that gets drunk on milk should be dried up and hung in a museum."

After forcing a smile that was difficult to express, the skeleton asked tentatively, "Master Zhou, when do you think it would be best for me to run away?"

There was a thick layer of brown wine stains on the ground, with a strong aroma of alcohol. No one knew why a skeleton who would spill his stomach all over the ground when drinking liked to drink. Zhou Li turned his head and looked at Tucker, revealing a relatively kind smile.

"Don't run."

Zhou Li pressed Tucker's shoulders, and in an instant, Tucker and his chair sank five centimeters. Zhou Li rubbed Tucker's motionless skull and said kindly:

"If you dare to run, I will tear you apart once more, grind you into bone powder, and accelerate the planting process."

Tucker wanted to kneel.

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