Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

Zhou Li and Sha Yun were silent.

"It seems our arrival is somewhat coincidental."

Sighing, Sha Yun smiled helplessly and said, "Your principal... is truly resourceful."

As if he had sensed something was wrong, the middle-aged man with his butt sticking out suddenly trembled all over and stood motionless, just like the heroine in the classic movie who was stuck in the wall, his butt trembling uncontrollably.

After a brief silence, the middle-aged man in the cell slowly withdrew his body, turned his back to the viewing window, took the "Art of Abstaining from Porn" beside him, put the sand steamed bun into the hollowed-out book, then threw the book under the bed, and took out a poster of a desert dancer and pasted it on the half-dug hole in the wall.

Turning around, looking at the two pairs of eyes with complicated expressions in the viewing window, the rather handsome middle-aged man forced a smile and said, "Great Sand Scorpion King, it's a pleasure to meet you."

"Are you really happy?"

Sha Yun asked teasingly.

"I'm so happy! So happy!"

The middle-aged man stood up suddenly in excitement, and two large puddles of mud immediately spilled out of his trouser legs.

There was another long silence.

"You know, I like mice, especially mice that can dig holes. When I stay in a dark environment for a long time, I can't help but imitate mice digging holes."

After giving a laughably pale explanation, the middle-aged man threw up his hands and simply gave up. "Or you can add another ten years to my sentence. Our school definitely can't afford to redeem me anyway. They'll just say, 'Victor can only make rice expensive,' and then let me die of old age in this dark prison."

"That's unfortunate, Victor."

Sha Yun reached out and pushed open the cell door, revealing her stunning appearance and figure. Zhou Li, standing beside her, looked disgusted. "It seems your academy hasn't given up on you yet."

"Oh my! Zhou Li!"

The moment Victor saw Zhou Li, he almost jumped up with excitement, "I knew you wouldn't give up on me."

Zhou Li wanted to beat up Victor, but because Sha Yun was standing next to him, he couldn't do anything. He could only suppress the urge to punch, walked forward, took out a document and handed it to Victor.

"This is the poverty benefit form you should have signed three months ago."

Zhou Li took out a pen and handed it to Victor, his voice filled with indifference. "Sign, and then this pen will be yours. You can sign the death penalty confirmation later to avoid wasting the Sand Scorpion's pen."

Victor was speechless. He looked at Zhou Li with sadness in his eyes. "Zhou Li, how could you do this? Have you forgotten our friendship? Could it be..."

Suddenly, Zhou Li jumped up, tore open the cage, grabbed Victor's ankle, shook it hard and turned it into a sledgehammer, smashing it heavily at Sha Yun who was caught off guard.

boom! ! ! !

Cloudy and misty.

Chapter 18

"You make me very sad."

Half of her body was covered in a steel-colored carapace, its golden runes revealing traces of magical distortion. Sha Yun's face was also covered in golden rune paths, and the traces of magical erosion formed a strange purple cuckoo crane flower on her face.

With a slight flick of her wrist, a long thorn, as if peeled from some large creature, appeared in her hand. Sha Yun tilted her gaze slightly, and her tone was filled with the murderous intent of a sand scorpion, "It's not a good habit to make a woman sad."

"You can't hurt my body, can you?"

Zhou Li tore Victor's anklet into pieces and threw it aside. He raised his head and said with a formal smile, "Being sad doesn't hurt your body. That's how we Victorias are."

"So, why do you want to break the prison?"

Perhaps it was the disparity in strength that made her fearless, or perhaps it was simply curiosity that made Sha Yun not attack immediately. Instead, she narrowed her eyes and asked with a hint of curiosity, "Is my body incapable of pleasing you? Or do you not want money?"

"Honestly, absolutely beautiful."

Zhou Li gave a thumbs-up and said sincerely, "This roast chicken is one of the best."

The corners of her mouth curled up charmingly, and Sha Yun held the long thorn in her hand, and her voice, as sweet as honey, slowly rang out:

"Then why did you refuse my request?"

"hehe."

After letting out a deadly sneer, Zhou Li, with determination and madness, picked up Victor, who was kneeling and vomiting, and then made a distorted sound comparable to Wu Gang's electric drill:

"Fuck, Victor, a pervert who got raped after asking someone to post pornographic pictures on the school magic network, can actually resist a free roast chicken like you?!!"

This reason made Sha Yun's charming smile a little awkward.

Your reason is... a bit... disgusting.

"That's right... Ugh!!!"

Victor, who was thrown aside by Zhou Li, vomited violently and wiped his mouth with his sleeve. This man, who always maintained his Welsh demeanor, stood up. On the face of this charming and mature man, a look of extreme fear and determination emerged. He shouted loudly:

"Zhou Li! Her mating method is copulation!"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, clearly not understanding. "Wait, why is there a mating part? And aren't animals meant to mate?"

"She mates using her scorpion tail, which has a radius of two and a half meters and has super barbs!"

Victor's eyes were filled with tears and blood. He covered his butt with his hands unconsciously and roared hysterically:

"I almost let her succeed!!!"

Zhou Li's pupils dilated.

No wonder,

Zhou Li's expression instantly turned cold. He looked at the woman in front of him, his left hand hanging down and his right hand pointing at someone. He crossed his legs and leaned slightly to the side, revealing a coquettish posture:

"Liar, facing a wise man like me who is so smart that it makes you sick and a loser whose brain has been shut down by pornography, gambling and drugs, your life is like a sticky fried meat with strawberry filling. It has failed miserably. All you have to do now is kneel on the ground and beg me to forgive your deception! Or..."

"Resisting stubbornly."

Zhou Li pulled out the spirit paper and held it between his fingers, as if he was about to start summoning.

Victor twisted his hips, revealing Victoria's uniform pants with the curtain lifted, and said with a cold smile:

"Ready to confess my pants?!"

"You Victoria..."

Taking a deep breath, the long thorn in his hand suddenly "grew" into countless short, tiny thorns. The moment he charged towards Zhou Li like a thunderclap, Sha Yun also let out a mournful cry tinged with pain:

"Can't there be a normal person?!"

Tearing off a piece of spiritual paper from the magic book, Zhou Li took a step back, while Victor took a step forward, took the spiritual paper from Zhou Li's hand, raised his hand, and a point of morning light condensed to the extreme burst out from his hand.

[Spiritual Creatures: Brilliant Winged Insects]

The insect died on the fingertips, in exchange for a strong light enough to illuminate the night.

Sha Yun, who was surrounded by light, stopped and subconsciously clenched his fists, spreading spiritual power around his body to prevent sneak attacks.

Just as Zhou Li's hand was about to emit a gleam of lightning, he suddenly smelled something strange. In an instant, his face changed, and he made a wise decision.

What Sha Yun had not expected was that during this brief period of blindness, Zhou Li neither attacked nor summoned spiritual creatures, but...

"Hehehehe, run away!!!"

Holding Victor under his armpit, Zhou Li's buttocks suddenly stirred up a cloud of dust, choking people and making it difficult to open their eyes. In a flash, Zhou Li disappeared in front of Sha Yun, leaving her alone and disheveled in the yellow sand and wind.

No.

You have to run.

You guys gotta run the fuck away.

Are you going to run around in a cocky pose, shouting arrogant words like "beg on your knees," "resist stubbornly," and "repent for your pants"?

Take a deep breath, take another deep breath...

Sha Yun's face suddenly turned dark and she began to retch.

"I just crushed a stink bug, and she must have inhaled it."

Although he didn't see it, Victor was certain Sha Yun must have taken a deep breath. That's the first reaction of any normal person when they're angry. Trapped under his armpit, Victor sighed and said with some regret, "It's a pity I haven't eaten in so many days that I can't produce a fart myself."

Zhou Li didn't attract much attention as he sprinted down the street. After all, running in Big Sugar City was like breathing, nothing special. If you took off your pants and ran, people would only comment. Unless he could pull off something as impressive as a haughty musician, such a crappy act wouldn't attract much attention in Big Sugar City.

A moment later, Zhou Li ran into a small alley and casually tossed Victor aside. After catching his breath for a moment, Zhou Li sighed, stepped on the man's back, and asked mercilessly, "So, what did you do by tricking me here?"

After a brief silence, Victor gave a guilty smile and whispered, "The seventh word."

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment.

所1以2，你3把4老5子6坑7过8来9是10要11干12什13么14。

Oh, so the seventh word means pit.

In a dark corner where no one cared, Victor, who was stuck in the sand, struggled frantically, trying to escape the fate of being stuck in the Sand Scorpion's excrement in a minute, and shouted:

"Wait! Wait! Wait wait!"

"You've been expelled."

After a pause, Zhou Li, who was about to dig up the Datang sewer pipe with only a shovel, said indifferently, "The principal agreed."

"Do I agree?"

Victor was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly said, "Zhou Li! I have important information!"

Zhou Li dug the hole even faster.

"Shayun is E!"

Digging speed +1

"The Sand Scorpion's hidden vault is in the second secret compartment on the right in the dungeon!"

The digging speed remains unchanged.

"There's a spiritual tool numbered within fifty in the Sand Scorpion's accommodation area!"

The pace of digging continues to slow.

Seeing a promising opportunity, Victor grasped at a lifeline and said hastily, "I'm here to gather intelligence on the Sand Scorpions. I know the location of their vaults and storage areas like the back of my hand. If you and I work together, we'll surely defeat them!"

Zhou Li put down the shovel and Victor smiled.

"Hey, you see, peaceful coexistence is the only way to make common progress..."

Zhou Li threw the signed form in front of Victor. He looked down at Victor, his face full of shadows, and said coldly:

"signature."