Bring some numerical shock to the summoning world

"Sign it before you die."

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Draft for the Promotion of Academician Victor Straf

Signed by: Deputy Director of the Sinai Education Department

In view of the fact that Bachelor Victor Straf was promoted to [Brilliant Spiritual Contract Master] on December 1000, 12 of the Continental Calendar, the Kingdom Education Bureau decided to promote Bachelor Victor Straf to the rank of Academician.

According to Article 13 of the "Regulations on Promotion of Academicians in the Kingdom's Educational Institutions" (hereinafter referred to as the Regulations), President Victor Straff will be assigned a position on the third day of the following month. According to the regulations, Victor's position will be assigned through nominations from various units. The following nominees and their positions are listed first.

The Deputy Director of the Sinai Education Department recommended Academician Victor Straf for promotion to Vice President of Super Soul Academy.

The deputy director of the Political Bureau of the Third Division recommended Academician Victor Straf for promotion to president of Victoria College.

The Director of the Kingdom's Education Department recommended Academician Victor Straf for promotion to President of Victoria College.

This draft will be put on public display for three days, after which the discussion results will be drawn up and implemented.

Chapter 19: Victor Straf

"I definitely can't give you the position of principal. The main reason is that I'm too heavily in debt and can't transfer the position. If I could have the position, I would have run away long ago."

Taking a deep breath, Victor roared hysterically at Zhou Li, whose face was gloomy and he was just waiting to sign and bury him.

"Vice-Principal! From now on, you will be the Vice-Principal of Victoria College! After I die, you will become the Principal! You will become the youngest Principal in the entire Golden Kingdom!!!"

"Even the cleaning lady knows that Victoria College owes $30,000 in mortgages!"

Zhou Li kicked a football directly, kicking half of Victor's body away.

"hehe."

At this moment, Victor revealed a devilishly arrogant sneer, as if everything was under his control. Wrapped up like a dumpling, he looked up at the sky and said calmly, "Do you think this is all I have?"

Zhou Li's heart trembled, and he said in a deep voice: "Could it be that you have a backup hidden energy source?"

"The money owed on the public account is actually used to pay my private account!"

Victor suddenly laughed out loud, looking up to the sky. "Haha ...!"

Zhou Li was confused.

"What do you mean?"

he asked.

"Just understand that all the public debts owed by Victoria College now are private accounts signed by me. However, since the money is from public accounts, it is not legal, and they have no way to collect the debt. Hahahahahahaha."

Victor was still laughing wildly.

Zhou Li was silent.

"so····"

Taking a deep breath, Zhou Li smiled and said, "Think carefully, who do you owe money to?"

Victor thought for a moment and said, "National Education Grants Association, First Sinai Desert Bank, Sinai Meal Subsidy Association, Western University Association, and the General Bankers Association."

"Hey, I'll fuck you for dying early."

Zhou Li sat on the ground dejectedly.

He now finally understood why Victoria's education funding was always so pitifully small and why Victoria was always at the top of the list of deadbeats in major banks. His college also shared the same hatred.

Victoria was not de-urbanized because the kingdom's laws had already taken effect.

"Hey, Zhou Li, this is the situation now. Killing me won't change anything."

Like a twisted maggot with its skin half peeled off, Victor leaned in front of Zhou Li and said with a grin, "Look, even though we're poor, we have our limits. It's definitely illegal for us to rob the Sand Scorpion's vault, but I know of a lost treasure trove. The contents are ownerless. Let's just work together to take the items and split it fifty-fifty."

"Seven three."

Zhou Li said coldly.

“June 4th.”

Victor said with a pained look on his face, "I went through a lot of trouble to find this treasure trove. Otherwise, why do you think I was so mean as to beat up that woman? Isn't this just a self-torture trick?"

Two minutes later, Victor, who was really hurt by being kicked by a football, nodded quickly, "Okay, 70/30, you 70 and I'll take 30."

"Hey, don't get me wrong."

Zhou Li grabbed Victor's collar and held him flat in front of him, saying with a forced smile, "70% to 30% means I take 70% and the remaining 30% goes to the school. Do you understand?"

"How is this possible!"

Victor immediately began to struggle, shouting, "I've done great things for the school, I've shed blood for the school, I worked so hard to find the secret treasure, but I didn't get a penny! I want to see the principal! I want to see the principal!"

After a brief lull, Victor nodded and said with sudden realization: "Oh, I'm the principal."

"Seven-two-one."

Zhou Li casually tore the rope off Victor and said, "I'll take seven, give two to the school, and you take one. If we bargain, I'll give you to Sha Yun to be her Star Fury."

Victor's face turned pale. After a struggle between his conscience and his conscience, he gritted his teeth, nodded, and said, "Stand still."

"So, where is the treasure house?"

Zhou Li threw Victor aside and asked while counting the spirit papers, "I remember the school did a geological survey before. The area around Datang is mostly quicksand, making it difficult to dig deep underground caves. Could it be a storm area?"

"In the underground area of ​​the Sand Scorpion's residence."

Victor said seriously, "It's not deep. The treasure is about fifteen meters away."

Zhou Li was silent.

Victor knew he had to run.

He started, began, and sprinted. The perfect sprinting posture allowed Victor to burst out with terrifying speed in an instant. A spiritual contract master actually rushed more than 120 meters in just one second.

Victor ran twenty meters by himself.

Zhou Li kicked the remaining 100 meters.

"Hey, I can withstand the torture thanks to your training, Teacher Zhou Li, you are very strong."

Victor, half of his body embedded in the wall, sighed. Facing Zhou Li, who had already begun preparing the Fist of Judgment, he could only use his trump card and said seriously:

"Do you really think I'm going to act crazy this time like I did before?"

The Fist of Judgment has been replaced with the Million Ton Gravity Strangulation Fist.

"Hey, your mom."

Victor didn't want to keep the secret any longer and quickly lowered his voice and growled, "Why do you think I didn't let Sha Yun sell things in Victoria?"

"The Sand Scorpions are dealing drugs!"

Finally, back to the topic.

Zhou Li frowned and put away his fist. He walked forward and asked, "Tell me more."

"I met a good buddy while playing cards in the pub before."

Victor sighed and said, "We have similar interests and have crossed paths many times in various places, such as Jinyu Foot Massage, Nanwan Water Club, Jindian Red Mansion, Baili Bathing Beach, and so on. We have also fought bloody battles together many times. Later, we felt that we had met too late, so we became sworn father and son."

"Are you the godfather?"

Zhou Li asked.

"I'm an adopted son."

Victor's face was full of determined lines. "He invited me one hundred and thirty-two times. If this isn't a godfather, what is it?"

Zhou Li was silent for a moment, took a deep breath, and said, "Continue."

"Some time ago, I took advantage of a student fight and escaped to Datang, hoping to find my adoptive father and live with him. But when I saw him again, he had already..."

A hint of gloom flashed in his eyes, and Victor gritted his teeth. His hands trembled involuntarily. Intense emotions filled his body, which made Zhou Li stunned.

"Your friend left because of drug abuse?"

Zhou Li asked seriously.

"He reported me."

Victor cried out at the top of his lungs, tears streaming down his face. "He said what he hated most in his life were prostitution, gambling, and drugs, and he reported me straight away! I was on the run for two whole days! I spent every day of those two days reflecting on my mistakes. Later, I realized he must be hiding something."

"Later, I went to investigate the place where we had fought so hard,"

Vic sat cross-legged on the sand and said calmly, "It turns out he and I have one thing in common with every place I've been."

"what?"

Zhou Li asked.

“They are all places related to prostitution, gambling and drugs.”

Zhou Li was silent.

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Draft Results

imperial education agency

In line with humanistic concerns, Victor Straf, a Sinai graduate, will be assigned a position nearby, becoming President of Victoria College. We hope that Victor Straf will continue to work hard and forge ahead.

Chapter 20 Beating

Is this the opening chapter in some collection of New Age humor jokes?

"No, that's not what I meant."

Victor seemed to have read Zhou Li's mind and said sternly, "You know me. Although I'm involved in pornography and gambling, and I've never changed my bad habits, I insist on upholding the laws of the country and never touch any drugs. So, it wasn't until my good adoptive father betrayed me that I realized that the places that brought me happiness had been corrupted by drugs."

"What poison?"

Zhou Li asked with a strange look on his face.

"Wow grass ice."

Zhou Li narrowed his eyes, looked at Victor in front of him, and asked, "What the hell?"