Hong Kong Variety Show: Starting with Five Poisons, I, Dongxing Jade Kirin

Throughout the entire film series, there is probably only one person who can voice the character, and that is Crow from East Star. Therefore, Xu Lang definitely cannot let the lewd woman overturn the table in front of him.

Because salty and damp are incompatible!

At this moment, several of Xian Shi's henchmen came up to protect him.

"You two, come with me!"

His head was broken, but the lecherous man still wanted to take Thirteen Sister and Arun away. Xu Lang grabbed Thirteen Sister and Arun behind him and said with a smile, "Lecherous man, if you ever run into any of our Dongxing people again, get the hell out of here. If you dare to cause trouble for Thirteen Sister and Arun again, I won't hesitate to send you straight back to your hometown!"

"let's go!"

After saying that, Xu Lang led Thirteen Sister and Arun outside.

P.S.: I'd like to receive some flowers, ratings, and monthly tickets.

Chapter Nineteen: Taking Down Arun

"Brother Lang, you were really awesome just now!"

As soon as they stepped out of the teahouse, Thirteen Sister said excitedly, her eyes shining.

Meanwhile, Arun looked at Xu Lang with admiration, a hint of shyness in his eyes.

"Ha~"

Xu Lang chuckled and asked directly, "Thirteenth Sister, where is your father now? I need to speak with him about something!"

"He's definitely at the Thirteen Orphans Mahjong parlor!"

He didn't have many reservations about Xu Lang Thirteen Sister and just blurted it out.

"what?"

Xu Lang had never heard of it before and was stunned for a moment.

"Hey, Brother Lang, get in the car, I'll take you there!"

Thirteen Sister pointed to herself and said.

"Alright~"

Xu Lang nodded, got into the van, and headed towards the Thirteen Orphans Mahjong parlor under Thirteen Sister's guidance.

Hong Kong Island isn't very big, so houses are all connected one after another. Without someone to guide him, Xu Lang would probably have a hard time finding his way.

Because the Thirteen Orphans Mahjong parlor where Chui Shui Da is located is in a very remote alley, you might easily get lost if you're not careful.

The mahjong parlor was small, but it was packed with people and filled with smoke.

Turning his head, Xu Lang saw Chui Shui Da gambling with someone.

"I won! A pure suit! Pay up! Pay up!"

As soon as Xu Lang walked up to Chui Shui Da, Chui Shui Da won the game and was as happy as a child, immediately asking others for money.

Just then, Chui Shui Da happened to see Xu Lang, so he nodded and called out, "Ah Lang~"

Xu Lang responded with a faint "yes".

"Dad, I brought Lang Ge here. Lang Ge said he needs to talk to you!"

Thirteen Sister stepped forward and put her arm around her father's shoulder, saying with a smile.

Chui Shui Da responded and looked at Xu Lang. Xu Lang said directly, "Uncle Da, I've been thinking about you for a long time and would like to meet you!"

"Alright, alright, we're leaving now!"

Upon hearing Uncle Ben's name, he hesitated for a moment, then collected the money and turned to leave. His card-playing partners grumbled a few words unhappily.

After all, Chui Shui Da had such a big hand, and he left as soon as someone called him...

Chui Shui Da just laughed it off and didn't seem to care, while Xu Lang naturally had nothing to say.

What happens between other people's card-playing partners has absolutely nothing to do with him!

A short while later, a group of people left the mahjong parlor, wandered around the alley, got into Xu Lang's Mercedes-Benz van, and headed straight for Uncle Ben's villa.

Xu Lang usually goes out with a dozen or so henchmen, so there are always two or three vans following behind him.

He's a local gang leader after all, and he's offended quite a few people, so we definitely need to take precautions!

Otherwise, you might get ambushed one day without even knowing it!

Soon, the group arrived at Uncle Ben's villa.

"Situ~"

When Xu Lang went in, Situ Haonan was playing billiards with Ah Bao and Kele, so he casually asked a question.

Situ Haonan, Ah Bao, and the other two greeted Xu Lang. Then Situ Haonan said, "Uncle Ben is drinking at the bar over there. Come on over, he's waiting for you there!"

Xu Lang responded and led Chui Shui Da toward the bar.

"Ada, it's really not easy to see you!"

Seeing Xu Lang bring Chui Shui Da over, Uncle Ben put down his wine glass and said leisurely.

Actually, he had always wanted to meet Chui Shui Da, but every time they met, Chui Shui Da would find a way to avoid him.

So he had no choice but to ask Xu Lang to call Chui Shui Da over!

"Uncle Ben~"

Xu Lang came over and asked along with Chui Shui Da, but Chui Shui Da didn't respond to Uncle Ben's question.

Uncle Ben then patted Chui Shui Da on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Ada, we're all brothers, why be so polite?"

"Hahaha……"

Chui Shui Da chuckled foolishly but didn't reply. Instead, he pulled out Thirteen Sister from behind him and said, "Uncle Ben, this is my daughter, Thirteen Sister. Call her Uncle Ben~"

"Uncle Ben~"

Thirteen Sister stepped forward and called out with a smile.

"Hmm~"

Uncle Ben saw that Chui Shui Da was still deliberately avoiding the topic, so he stopped talking and looked at Thirteen Sister with a smile, saying, "Ada, in the blink of an eye, your daughter Thirteen Sister has grown up!"

"Yeah yeah!"

Chui Shui Da nodded repeatedly, still wearing a silly grin.

At this moment, Uncle Ben said to Cola next to him, "Cola, go tell the kitchen to prepare dinner. I'm inviting an old friend to dinner!"

After Cola acknowledged and left, Uncle Ben said to the others present, "Ada, Alang, you two stay for dinner tonight!"

"Ada, we haven't seen each other for so long, we must catch up!"

Now that we're here, and Uncle Ben has spoken, there's no reason not to agree.

Everyone present agreed to Uncle Ben's request.

In the evening, Thirteen Sister laughed the loudest and ate the most, while Ah Run next to her seemed a little reserved.

Chui Shui Da sat next to Uncle Ben and chatted; the two seemed to be having a good conversation.

After arguing for a while, Situ Haonan came over and gave Xu Lang a look. Xu Lang then followed Situ Haonan to the roof of Uncle Ben's villa.

From the rooftop, the bustling cityscape of Hong Kong Island was laid out before them. Xu Lang and Situ Haonan sat on the side, drinking and chatting.

"Ah Lang, I heard from the guys that you beat up that sleazy bastard today?"

Situ Haonan smiled and looked at Xu Lang beside him. Xu Lang replied with a smile, "I made an appointment with Thirteen Sister to go find Uncle Da, but that scoundrel Xian Shi actually caused trouble for Thirteen Sister and A Run there. Isn't that just causing trouble for me? Who else should I hit if not him?"

"Ha~"

Situ Haonan chuckled and continued, "I called you up here because I have something to tell you. That lecherous bastard dared to mess with my mistress. I'm asking you to arrange for someone to take him out!"

"The villain system has issued a mission: Eliminate the perverts!"

"Mission completion reward: Acquire Muay Thai Mastery!"

Who in the neighborhood doesn't know that Thirteen Sister is Xu Lang's friend?

Today, when Xu Lang saw that Xian Shi was causing trouble for Thirteen Sister and Ah Run at the tea restaurant, he wanted to kill Xian Shi right away, but unfortunately it was a tea restaurant, so he couldn't do it!

The system has now issued a task, and Uncle Ben is also interested in it, so this is perfect!

It can be said that it killed three birds with one stone. Not only did it help Thirteen Sister and Ah Run vent their anger, but it also completed the mission, received the reward, and finally made Uncle Ben grateful.

"Okay, I'll definitely help Uncle Ben deal with this loser as soon as possible!"

boom!

Xu Lang clinked glasses with Situ Haonan and readily agreed.

Around 10 o'clock, everyone had almost finished eating and Uncle Ben was tired, so everyone went their separate ways.

Uncle Ben arranged for a car to take Chui Shui Da and Thirteen Sister back. Thirteen Sister originally wanted to go with A Run, but her father drank too much, so she had to go back with him.

He Yong, one of Situ Haonan's underlings, came to pick him up, so Xu Lang called Arun over, wanting to drive Arun back, and Arun did not refuse.

On the way, Arun sat next to Xu Lang. Because Meng Renhui and the driver were also in the car, Arun seemed a little awkward and didn't say anything. Xu Lang was also resting with his eyes closed.

Soon, the car stopped downstairs at Arun's house.

As soon as the car door opened, Arun got out of the car, but when she turned around, she looked at Xu Lang, who was sitting in the car and smiling at her, and said, "Brother Lang, would you like to come to my house for a cup of tea to sober up?"

Xu Lang smiled and glanced at Arun, only to see Arun's face suddenly turn red. He couldn't help but chuckle to himself. He then turned to Mengren Hui, who was sitting in the passenger seat, and said, "I'm going to Arun's house for a cup of tea. You guys wait for me downstairs!"

"Yes, boss!"

……

Before long, Xu Lang followed Arun to Arun's home on the third floor.

As soon as Arun closed the door, Xu Lang pinned him against the wall with a wicked smile on his lips.

Seeing this, Arun blushed and lowered her head, while Xu Lang smiled and kissed her.

Seeing Xu Lang kiss her, Arun didn't dodge, but cooperated perfectly.

A moment later, Xu Lang reached in, but was suddenly pushed away by Arun.

Ah Run looked shy and said, "Brother Lang, Brother Hui is still waiting for you downstairs!"