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Xu Lang laughed heartily.

"Do you even need to tell me? Brother Lang, I definitely won't skimp on anything for you! If I save you even a penny, it's because your sister Thirteen isn't giving you face!"

Without saying a word, Thirteen Sister picked up the lobster on the table and started eating it, which certainly gave Xu Lang a lot of "face".

"Ah Hui, Ah Hao, you two eat too, don't leave the two of you hungry after Thirteen Sister has eaten her fill!"

Xu Lang joked, looking at Thirteen Sister's hungry, predatory appearance.

Before long, the group began to eat heartily, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

As for Arun?

Xu Lang left him standing there.

Women, you have to take it slow, you have to play hard to get, otherwise what's the point?

After eating and drinking their fill, it was already past ten o'clock. Xu Lang went downstairs and asked his younger brother to take Thirteen Sister and Arun back, while he went back to the finance company with Meng Renhui and Toad Laowu.

For him now, making money is the most important thing.

Back in his office, Xu Lang took out a stack of papers and began to draw some lingerie, stockings, uniforms and props that he remembered vividly from his previous life.

He drew everything he could think of, even though his skill level was limited. As long as the other party could understand it, it was fine; it wasn't some high-tech product blueprint.

Once he gets these things, he plans to have the "Zhou Girls" wear them for a magazine shoot.

His sex magazine will definitely be a huge hit!

"These clothes will definitely drive those perverts crazy, haha..."

Xu Lang got really into the drawing and soon finished drawing everything he wanted to.

He then stored the completed drawing in the system space, as it was a trade secret and absolutely could not be leaked.

"Ahui, come in here for a moment!"

Then, he turned and shouted to Mengren Hui, who was in the living room.

A short while later, Meng Renhui strode in.

"Boss, what's up?"

Xu Lang immediately said to Meng Renhui, "I'm planning to create that erotic weekly magazine, and I'll call it 'Zhou Girl'."

Go register the name for me, then arrange for people, find a filming team, and while you're at it, find a few pretty girls. Once the company is established, we'll open for business and start making money!

"ah?!!"

Hearing this, Meng Renhui was somewhat stunned.

He'd do anything to kill someone, but asking him to do this kind of thing is asking the impossible.

But since the boss had already spoken, he had no choice but to agree and turn around to do it.

Xu Lang was very satisfied with Meng Renhui's appearance.

He likes Meng Renhui's personality!

As long as an order is given, regardless of whether it can be done or not, he will immediately agree and never let him worry about it.

Also, Ah Hui is tall and strong, with a muscular build; it would be impressive to take him out.

If someone comes to ambush him with a gun, he can block two more bullets than the other henchmen. He is definitely the henchman everyone dreams of. No wonder he is his leader!

Xu Lang was increasingly satisfied with what he thought about it!

P.S.: Some people previously said that "Salty Wet" was a triad, but since this book will basically not write about the triad, I simply put "Salty Wet" into the Hung Hing triad.

Chapter Twelve: The enemy hoards food, I hoard guns; the enemy is my granary.

The next morning, Xu Lang was practicing Muay Thai in the finance company's gym.

Muay Thai is an ancient fighting art known for its power and agility. It primarily uses fists, legs, elbows, and knees as weapons, making it an excellent weapon for street fights.

Having practiced Muay Thai since childhood, Xu Lang naturally couldn't waste his skills, as learning a new style of boxing from scratch is not as easy as one might imagine!

boom! ! !

Xu Lang kicked the sandbag, ending today's practice.

"call--"

He couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief. To be honest, practicing boxing is really a physically demanding activity.

"Boss, have some water~"

At this moment, a henchman handed Xu Lang a towel and water.

"Good~"

Xu Lang took the towel and wiped the sweat from his forehead, then took the water his younger brother handed him and drank it all in one go.

Then, Xu Lang turned his attention to his other underlings.

At this moment, dozens of young men wearing black vests were practicing boxing in the gym, and Li Hao, the fifth brother of Toad, was giving them pointers one by one. Li Hao was very attentive.

I immediately pointed out any mistakes my younger brother made, and even casually scolded him, telling him to pay more attention!

Xu Lang was very satisfied to see this.

He currently has six hundred underlings. If they were all trained by a master like Li Hao, their combat strength would not only skyrocket, but at the very least, becoming elite 49s wouldn't be a big problem!

Actually, he used to only have one street of territory and a little over three hundred underlings. It was because he killed Porcupine that he gained another street, which is why Mengren Hui arranged for his underlings to expand by almost double.

To be honest, six hundred henchmen are not bad in this area, but compared to those big shots who can have thousands or tens of thousands of henchmen with a wave of their hand, they are obviously not enough.

Since you've become a member of the martial arts world, the more followers you have, the more prestigious you are!

"We still don't have enough followers~"

Xu Lang sighed and turned to take a shower.

After taking a shower and changing his clothes, he returned to his office and retrieved the sketchbook he had drawn in the previous day from the system.

After thinking about it all night, he remembered other interesting things and wanted to draw them as soon as possible.

The more of this kind of thing, the better!

The more variety there is, the more perverts will like it!

Boom boom boom!

In the afternoon, there was a sudden knock on Xu Lang's office door; it was Meng Renhui.

How's the task I assigned you going?

Xu Lang stopped creating and sat down in the boss's chair to ask.

"..."

Meng Renhui stammered for a while before finally saying, "Boss, I've taken care of registering the name. It's just that finding a filming team and pretty girls... I..."

After a pause, Meng Renhui said helplessly, "Boss, you know, I'm good at killing people, but I don't know anything about that area, and I don't have any connections!"

Xu Lang frowned upon hearing this.

This is the first time Meng Renhui has done something like this; it's quite rare...

But Meng Renhui immediately said, "Boss, although I don't have any connections, I've heard that Fatty Lai, the North Point boss of Hung Hing, has a Banana Weekly. He has a professional photography team and beautiful girls!"

"I heard those girls are all models, each one more beautiful than the last. Instead of looking for them ourselves, why not just go and snatch them right away? What do you say?"

"Um?!!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Lang's eyes lit up, and he nodded with satisfaction. "Not bad! Ah Hui, you've become smarter. You not only know how to kill, but you've also learned to use your brain. You truly deserve to be my trusted lieutenant, Xu Lang. Very good!"

"Ha ha……"

Hearing his boss's praise, Meng Renhui was both amused and exasperated.

There's no other way!

Since the boss has assigned the task, we have no choice but to figure out a way!

He thought about it for a long time before coming here.

"The villain system has issued a mission: The enemy hoards food, we hoard guns; the enemy is our granary; rob Fat Li's photography team and models!"

"Reward for completing the mission: Gain 100% loyalty from Hong Wentong, the second-in-command of the Serpent Sect!"

Just then, a system notification sounded. Xu Lang's lips curled up as he walked over to Meng Renhui, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Ah Hui, being a dwarf requires using your brain. You've finally learned to use your brain now. Not bad. Keep up the good work next time!"

"Go out and call Ah Hao in here!"

Meng Renhui nodded quickly and then called Ahao in from outside.

Ah Hao was covered in sweat. When he had nothing to do, he would train his underlings in the gym, usually rotating every two hours. He would train them in shifts, trying his best to train his 600 underlings into elites.

Even if things don't go well, being able to take down one and a half people by yourself would still be pretty impressive!

"Brother Lang~"

Ah-hao greeted everyone as he entered.

Xu Lang responded and then said, "Alright, I have a task for you two: go and invite Fatty Li's photography team and all the models he has over here! Remember, invite them over!"

After all, we're hiring them to make money, so we should be polite.

　 　"I know, boss!"

The two immediately nodded in agreement.

Afterwards, Meng Renhui and Hama Laowu Li Hao went out with forty or fifty henchmen wearing black vests.

They filled seven or eight vans and headed straight for North Point.

Before this, Meng Renhui had already found out about Fat Lai's film studio in North Point, and they went directly to Fat Lai's film studio in North Point.

More than fifty people, armed with baseball bats, steel pipes, and watermelon knives, rushed in.

Before long, Meng Renhui and his group appeared in front of the photography base of Fat Lao Li Banana Weekly on the fifth floor.

"Hey, who are you? Don't you know this is Hung Hing territory?"

As soon as we arrived at the entrance, several short, arrogant Hung Hing thugs came up to us.