Synopsis: Be a Group Owner from Today

"Isn't it a case of epilepsy? It's not like cutting people's kidneys! Poor child, it's completely useless now..."

"Group master, you ruined his surname Fu..."

.... Looking at Dead Servant's sunken waist, everyone felt a little nervous.

But at this moment, a miraculous scene happened.

I saw Dead Servant's sunken waist, which had been stepped on, slowly began to swell! "Fuck,!"

Seeing this strange scene, everyone's face changed greatly.

Chu Tian sighed inwardly and quickly explained: "All calm! This is the recovery ability of Deadpool! I said at the beginning that new members can't be killed! This is his physical recovery!"

Tsunade: "Is it so fierce? The internal organs are broken and can regenerate"

Haibara Ai: "This guy's vitality is really tenacious!"

Tornado: "I'm not bragging, I can make his kidney explode again with my mind power."

Rem: "It's not uncommon for Rem to smash someone's kidney with a meteor hammer when he's fighting."

.....Deadpool on the ground, when he heard such unscrupulous discussions among the group members, he almost got scared! Just now he just wanted to make a joke with the new members, sleep on the ground and pretend to be dead, and then wait for everyone to gather around to watch , let out that... stinky fart that has been brewing for a long time.

Yes, Deadpool is just... the kind of person who would do this kind of thing.

But who would have thought that this dead group owner would be so impatient to ask if there was anything wrong once, and then he did it the second time! And he was so ruthless that his kidneys were crushed! Originally, he wanted to pretend to be dizzy. , thinking about waiting: how to get revenge on these guys.

However, after hearing the chats of these people, who would dare to take revenge! Would you really be tortured to death! "Wow!"

Deadpool slammed a carp and sat up straight from the ground.

"What happened just now"

Deadpool's ability to play stupid was full marks, and even Chu Tian was deceived. Everyone really thought that he had just passed out.

"It's nothing, your kidney is broken."

Chapter 366 The day when the broken jade was recast, when the dead servant returned [1 more]

"Oh, it turns out that the jade seat is broken, that's nothing, it's a trivial matter!"

Dead Servant shook his pants calmly, with a relaxed look on his face, he couldn't tell that he was a broken man! Everyone was shocked.

Sakata Gintoki: "Hey, no, your jade seat is already broken!"

Saitama: "Could it be that the group owner missed his hand just now and didn't step on it?"

Natsu: "No, it's already deflated, it must be broken..."

Little Spider: "Deadpool, why do you wear the same clothes as me"

Chu Tian: "No, this is Pinru's clothes."

.... After discussing for a while, everyone stared at Deadpool, expecting him to react.

"What the hell do you want?"

Looking at the malicious eyes of the group members, Deadpool's scalp numbs. If he was in his own world, he would definitely not be so panicked, but now this is the outside world, and these people seem to be all bigwigs, killing people without blinking an eye. The kind! Sakata Yinshi: "It's nothing, the group owner said that the new members who came in this time will not die, so we just want to see."

Natsu: "That's right, that's right, the group leader obviously stomped on your jade seat just now, but now you're acting like no one else, it's amazing!"

Saitama: "Is this the super regeneration function? I don't know how it is regenerated..."

Sakata Gintoki: "Look at it, the jade seat that was stepped on has returned to its original state, what does it look like..."

Kagura: "I want to watch too..."

All Might: "How can a girl say such a thing, you are not allowed to watch..."

...... Deadpool raised his eyelids, tilted his head back as if dodging, and turned around in front of everyone: "Why, do you all want to see it?"

I didn't ask other nonsense, and I didn't feel any resentment or shyness, but now Deadpool is asking other people's opinions! "Well, I want to see..."

Everyone nodded in unison, including the girls.

"Then come around and I'll let you take a tour."

As soon as these words came out, the entire dormitory was full of turbulent waves, and it was boiling! Everyone was stunned!

"You really have a big heart! Did you make small movies before?"

"Fuck, 666, you're such a dick that you don't have any friends..."

"This, it's too astringent! Why are you so cocky, brother?"

....Deadpool wouldn't care about this kind of thing, he was born to be sassy, ​​and there was no lower limit.

Deadpool is either being mean, or... on the way to being mean.

Not to mention taking off the library to see the detonator, even if... let him perform fancy masturbation in front of everyone, he will definitely not... be vague.

"Then what, the girls go away, we boys watch."

Chu Tian waved his hand and drove away a few curious girls, while he leaned over to watch with the others.

To be honest, I stepped on the jade seat that exploded, and it was like seeing what it looked like.

Sakata Gintoki: "Wait a minute, let's go to the aisle, what should I do?"