Synopsis: Be a Group Owner from Today

Shirou Hijikata stared at Director Kondo's face in surprise while smoking a cigarette.

"That's right! It was said that the weather was freezing cold, and [-]% of the zealots were also hibernating in hibernation. Father Matsudaira said let us really choose the group to go on a ski trip to boost our morale."

"What kind of wind is this blowing? As the police, how can we let Edo Castle go out and play by ourselves? Besides, it's Mr. Matsudaira who usually makes us work so hard. No matter how you think about it, it feels like a fraud."

As one of the few normal people in the entire Gintama world, Shirou Hijikata is quite cautious.

Rather than... say that he is an introverted person who doesn't like to go out to play, it is better to say that he, like Gintoki Sakata, is due to his age, and his heart has fallen into the kind of fear of running three.

Even if it is a vacation, Shizuo Hijikata prefers to lie in the bureau alone for half a day, and then go out on duty in the afternoon.

"Let's go together, even the orangutans need to hibernate"

The star shaker Okita Sogo suggested that he certainly hoped that the earthwork would go, because he could be treated during the journey.

While peeling oranges, Kondo orangutan angrily said, "Hey Sogou, I'm not an orangutan, and besides, I hate it.

Hibernating...crack!!!!"

The deafening sound of gunshots came from Kondo's skull. Father Matsudaira did not know what teleportation method he used, quietly appeared beside Kondo, and shot him directly! "Kon, Boss Kondo!"

Hijikata was so frightened that he smoked, and his eyes were about to pop out! If he didn't agree with a word, he would shoot. This is the regular operation of the Shinsengumi's immediate boss, the God of Destruction - Matsudaira Katakurito! "Crack, click..."

Kondo orangutan bit the pierced orange and got up from the ground with a pale face.

"Since I hate it.

If it is hibernating, then sleep here forever. The beasts who don't know how to rest their fangs don't want to spend the winter... smack...!!"

Two more shots, Kondo orangutan will be scared out of urine! "Old, daddy! It's very dangerous!"

Matsudaira Kakurihu looked indifferent, as if it was not a person, but an orangutan.

"Kondo, you are alone, the key is that you are the orangutan who leads the community. Your judgment will make the entire community disappear into the snow. Even so, if you are ready to move forward with cracked fangs, I will be here first. Let you sleep, do you plan to sleep until tomorrow morning, or do you plan to sleep until you will never see tomorrow's dawn, make a decision for me now, if you don't decide within 3 seconds, I'll feed your elm head to eat bullets ,1....pop...!"

Two more shots! "And 3!"

"Who the hell cares about these two numbers, man, as long as you remember 1, you can live in the world.. smack...!"

After the two shots, Father Songping pulled the gun again: compared to Tufang's head: "Hey, Fourteen, how do you want to rest or return to the west, tell me clearly"

Chapter 381 My Dad Taught Me In Hawaii

Hijikata: "How much do you want us to rest..."

Matsudaira: "Uncle, I just want to reward you bastards! Didn't I say don't let you understand your brains?

Hijikata: "Why do I feel that things are not so simple..."

Matsudaira: "Yoshi, then decide that all of you will participate!"

"cut..."

Shishiro Hijikata blew out his cigarette, he didn't want to go skiing or eat a gun.

Okita Zongwu: "Oh, it's rare for Dad to be so kind for a while. You can relax a little, Tufang-sang."

Kondo orangutan also nodded in agreement: "A good rest is also a kind of rest. Fourteen, this time we can rest assured and take a rest!"

Hijikata: "Have you rested a long time ago..."

Seeing that the most difficult task was compromised, Songping hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "Ah, that... I have to say hello first, a guy said he wanted you to take him on a trip, well, anyway... No way. The guy who causes trouble, just deal with him casually..."

Hijikata, Sogou, and Kondo orangutan were all stunned for a moment. The mood that had just been relaxed immediately became tense, and it was several times tense before getting up! Where is this consolation trip? This is clearly the hard work in the hard work!' This guy's going to go together.... Who is that guy? They haven't figured it out yet.

The gates of the streets of Kabukicho are closed, and few passers-by come and go.

As a well-known gangster street, Kabukicho's business usually only opens at night, and most of the people who get up early in the morning are old women who can't sleep like Toshi.

"Mother-in-law Dengshi, those guys upstairs seem to be very quiet today."

Xiaoyu was cleaning the dust outside the house. Unlike a few days ago, the second floor of the Master's House was surprisingly quiet today. It was obviously full of idlers, but today there was no movement.

Dengshi: "It may be that the food poisoning group died. Xiaoyu, you go up and take a look. If they are all dead, call the police immediately."

"Good Dengshi Granny."

Walking to the door on the second floor, Xiaoyu turned on the infrared recognition in her eyes. As the most advanced maid robot, as long as she wants, let alone infrared, she can see through.

"no one"

.....Edo City, Edo People Ski Resort, the entire chat group gathered here, ready to show their skills in the ski resort.

Saitama frowned as he saw Slippery who was running back and forth in front of him.

"The group owner, why is it so good, I suddenly thought of skiing?"

Not only Saitama, but also several members of the group are very weird. It’s not good to eat snacks at home and watch TV. Suddenly thought of going to ski, aren’t you tired? Chu Tian sorted his clothes and said meaningfully: “In this world, you don’t want to Do things in a conventional way, there is no such thing as 'suddenly' skiing. In this world, skiing today, you may go swimming tomorrow, you may go to the dentist the day after tomorrow, and you may go to cut your hair the next day... This is the How is the life of a normal person? Do you think the real world is the kind where goddesses don't shit?"

Everyone nodded thoughtfully in agreement.

Indeed, in the world of Gintama, there is no big evil, no big conspiracy, friendship, hard work, and victory.

Take the general routine as an example, in One Piece, if a member is in danger, the others will definitely go into battle and stage a touching drama of wiping their nose and wiping their tears.

In the Gintama world, if a member is in danger, it must be.... If you want to die, don't take me with you! In this place that is against any routine, daily life is... everything, Gintoki Sakata Kind of... an idler, and you can't expect him to do anything big.

Chu Tian: "According to my calculations yesterday, there should be a general of the shogunate here today. You should pay attention to your quality. If you can, you can go skiing with him..."