The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"No problem," Hao Jian said, "do you mind if I take her to drink tomorrow night?"

"So," I said anxiously, swapping my cell phone in both hands, "did you really take care of her?"

"Did you lie to me?" Hao Jian asked in a tone of no inferiority.

I yelled into my cell phone: "how can I start so fast this time? Do women nowadays have their brain stem removed? "

"You just have armpit hair, you don't know!" Hao Jian scolded me and said, "don't you know that the more the knife grinds, the faster it gets? Don't you know that practice makes perfect? Such a simple truth! Damn it

I swallowed a saliva, and then scolded: "you are a beast!"

"You are not as good as a beast!" Hao Jian replied.

I said, "I wonder how you got started so quickly? Have you made people enchanted

"Brother's eyes are better than enchantment incense!" Hao Jiandao.

"No bullshit!" I said, "come on! What abominable crimes have you committed against that welcome lady? "

"You want to know?" Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

"Nonsense! Tell me quickly I said.

Hao Jian said: "look at you in such a hurry, I still I can't bear to tell you! "

"It's a treat, isn't it?" I warned him, "do you want to hang out on the seashore?"

Hao Jianjian said with a smile: "how to predict the future, please listen to the next analysis!"

"Go away!" I said angrily.

Hao Jian reminded me: "care about yourself first! If you still want to be a man of your word, you must fulfill your promise

I said angrily, "get out of here!"

"If you don't kick me, I can't move!" Hao Jian said with a strange smile at the end of his mobile phone.

Hang up Hao Jian's phone, I sit in front of the computer again, ready to give birth!

Inspiration is a mysterious thing. I have always been in awe of it. Every time when inspiration is about to come, I almost want to welcome it with the grand ceremony of incense bath!

But my mind is empty, inspiration seems to be unable to stand my neglect of it, it slipped away. I want to grab its tail and drag it back!

An hour later, a copy in the form of poetry appeared in my document. Another hour later, a TV copy with picture description appeared in my document

My fingers left the computer keyboard, leaned on the back of the wooden chair and watched the two long scripts on the computer screen

I finally wrote it out. I read it out three times, and then I gave it "ten"! Very stiff, very far fetched, very strange, very no feeling! I failed.

Inspiration slipped out of my hand like a little loach. It fell into the river and dived into the unknown swamp.

My heart is a little flustered, and a little angry, damn Hao Jian, a phone call to my inspiration away! I have to strangle him tomorrow! Hao Jian! Give me back! You beast!

I smoke in a depressed place, kick open the chair and go to the window

The night is deep.

The moon just hid behind the thick clouds, just like inspiration. Yes! Even the things in the sky bully me! It's dark between heaven and earth, as if the whole world had been stuffed into Pandora's box!

With a sigh, I went back to my desk, fell dejectedly in my chair, grabbed the mouse and started Tencent. There is a saying that the more lonely this person is, the higher the online rate is! On weekdays, I can also say that I'm looking up information or something. On weekends, I'm still online. I'm looking for excuses to hide my loneliness!

I had to choose stealth landing.

Don't think that the weekend is coming. The corpses lying in the room will be like those ridiculous zombie families in Hong Kong movies. The more weekend, the more quiet and gloomy they will be like cemeteries!

I have a cigarette between my fingers, just like a cunning boss peeping through the blinds to see if his employees are working hard for him. I am quietly inspecting mine, quietly observing the epitaphs of the dead

One is like this: "this is a theorem: the bus you are waiting for is always the last one to come!"

One is like this: "you and I are the distance between birds and fish..."

I like to peek at the signatures written by others. It's better to be interesting and original, just as excited as peeking at others' Diaries!

I can understand each other's mood, especially the people I know! When I fell in love with Liu Qing before, I paid attention to her signature so that I could express the right care at the right time!

I can learn how to write.

Every time I see their epitaphs, I feel more and more that I am just a mediocre, what wisdom, what imagination, god horse is floating clouds!

I feel so sorry that this pen in my hand is not! It's my keyboard! I haven't written very long words with a pen for many years!

！ They are the most extraordinary people in the world!

I pull the mouse to the "colleagues" columnXie Peng's signature is "the peach is young and bright.". If you want to return your son, you should have his family. "

This sentence comes from Zhounan in the book of songs. It is a song sung by an ancient woman when she got married. It expresses the hope and vision of a woman's marriage life when she got married. It uses the luxuriant branches and leaves of a peach tree to describe the happiness of marriage life.

The latter sentence "the son of the family should be at home", which means that the girl is about to get married, and the husband and wife are in harmony!

Human beings have been unable to stop the literary talent of advertising copywriters! I don't know what's going on in Xie Peng's mind, so he moved out all the sentences in the book of songs.

Gao Wan's signature is "when I'm in a bad mood, I beat 10086, anyway, it's free."

I don't know why this guy is in a bad mood, trapped in love or working hard? Is it because of nothing at the half year work summary meeting?

Hu Xuejiao's signature is "I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, mortals do not disturb!"

I can only say that this signature is too powerful!

Sun Hongbing's signature is "in this world, it's more difficult to kill a pet than a person!"

It's scary! I don't know if he wants to kill me like a pet!

When I saw Xing min's signature, I seemed to understand why Xie Peng's brain cramped. It turned out that he was responding to Xing min's signature, because Xing min's signature was "qingzijin, leisurely my heart.". Even if I don't go, I'd rather not follow my voice? "

This sentence comes from the book of songs, Zheng fengzijin. It is a love poem. The main idea of the poem is: your green collar lingers deeply in my heart. Even if I didn't go to you, can't you keep in touch with me?

It is worth mentioning that this poem is controversial among modern people. Some people think it is a love story between men and women, and some think it refers to two men. That is to say, I don't have any perceptual knowledge about it. Maybe it is someone like Jeff?

Cao Cao borrowed this poem. The theme of his short song is very clear. He just hopes to have a large number of talents to use it for himself!

I checked the time when Xie Peng and Xing min made a signature. Xing min made it first, Xie Peng made it later, and less than ten minutes after Xing min made it! The two sentences echoed each other, once again confirmed my conjecture, that is, Xie Peng always pays attention to Xing min's dynamic!

But why did Xing min say that? I saw a Book of songs in her room. She is really a very talented woman. She not only likes calligraphy and writes with delicate brush, but also likes to read Tang and Song poetry and is familiar with the book of songs!

People like me from the Chinese department have never read the book of songs carefully!

The book of songs is the first collection of poems in China, which was respected as a Confucian classic in the Western Han Dynasty. The book of songs uses the most simple language to express the most sincere feelings, a few sentences, but can move people's feelings! There are many spoony women in the book of songs! If you want me to say, "the book of songs" is a selection of love poems of ancient women!

"Qingqing Zijin, you are my heart. Even if I don't go, I'd rather not follow my voice? "

Your green collar is deeply lingering in my heart. Even if I didn't go to you, can't you keep in touch with me?

Who is Xing min talking about? This form was issued at 8:00 p.m. this evening, not long after I separated from her at the beauty mall. It was obvious that she landed on the bus with her mobile phone.

I think of her hot lips again

I don't want to pretend to be confused. I guess Xing min's article should have something to do with me. "Zijin" is the nickname of ancient women for their favorite men, "Qingqing" is the pronoun, which means "blue collar". All the students in the Han Dynasty wore blue clothes!

Singer Xin Xiaoqi's love song "taste" may be inspired by this poem, "miss your smile, miss your coat, miss your white socks, and the taste of your body; I miss your kiss, and the faint tobacco smell of your fingers, the taste of being loved in my memory."

It can be said that "Zi Jin" and "Wei Wei" are similar!

Ah! This silly girl! What's the matter with her? How could she have such feelings for me other than brother and sister? Did she not care about her boyfriend in another city and fall in love with me?

Yes! Am I too smelly?

Is it really like someone joking that "distance does not necessarily produce beauty, it may be Xiaosan"?

Am I that hateful "little three"?

Ah! Frankly, I don't know what to do? Maybe I should keep a distance with that girl? Maybe I should talk to her?

Then I saw Hao Jian's signature. This guy is much more smelly and beautiful than me. His signature is "men want to work with me, women want to work with me!"

Yes! I'm so scared! Since the internet post bar, people's aesthetic consciousness began to develop abnormally; since Tencent, Chinese grammar has been in a mess!

Then I saw Bai Qin's signature: "you are Chen Shimei!"

I was stunned for a moment, and my eyes were fixed on those words. I remembered sister Qin's personal signature a few days ago: "a man is as unreliable as a dog on the farm!"What's the matter with sister Qin? Gentle and virtuous, she has always spoken appropriately. How can she sign in such a tone one after another? Who is she scolding? Her husband? Is her husband Chen Shimei?

Listen to Hu Xuejiao say that sister Qin has a hot cold and needs to ask for leave to rest at home for two days. I called to greet her, she said nothing big, just want to rest for two days, and I don't have to worry about her, she will go back to work next Monday.

I clenched my lips and touched my nose. I thought these signatures were angry words of sister Qin? How can there be no quarrel and conflict between husband and wife? Maybe these two words are just the complaints of sister Qin after her conflict with her husband?

I know that I don't want to admit the fact that sister Qin was beaten by her man. I intentionally ignore or evade the fact that I don't want to see. Maybe it's just because I want sister Qin to live a more comfortable life?

I came back to my mind and thought that everyone was busy writing a signature. I'll say it too! I also want to carry forward the high pitched theme of "Tencent is not defeated, personal signature is written to the old"!

I feel my nose and ponder for a moment. Since I don't write about love, let's write about my career. I think I'm in my twenties, but I'm not satisfied with my ambition. So I wrote on the page, "I've lived for more than 20 years, but I can't do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, I'm heartbroken!"

Read his new signature, I shamelessly smile, enough sultry!

This is in line with the "tea" meaning, she is not urging me to update, said to be timely!

Think of Cao Cao, and the penguins chirp

I click on the dialog box, a look is "tea fragrance"! In the dead of night, why hasn't she gone to bed? Women who are still active online in the middle of the night must have something to do with loneliness, right?

Red sleeve adds fragrance: "Mr. kiwi, what are you doing?"

My heart forever: "I am invisible, how do you know I am online?"

Hong Xiu Tian Xiang: "so you are online!"

My heart forever: "so you don't know I'm online?"

Red sleeve adds fragrance: "I just went online, see your signature changed, think you are online?"