The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Until today, every time I think of the scene at that time, my heart still can't help palpitating! Frankly speaking, in the circumstances at that time, did I have the courage to push away Xi'er and bear the heavy impact of the truck with my own body?

Xing min, Hao Jian, Xie pengqin, sun Hongbing and Xue Fei have all come to see me.

Xue Fei told me that those two bastards couldn't find out anything. They fought and threatened. They couldn't pry open their mouths and teeth! You can't beat them to death, can you? The mouth that does this kind of thing is tight, otherwise where can find an employer? Besides, if you want to betray Xiao Delong, I'm afraid you'll end up with more terrible consequences than imprisonment!

In addition to receiving friends, in addition to sleep, the rest of the time I was reading.

This is my "homework", which is arranged by Xi'er.

Xi'er is cruel to me. Even if I stay at home to recuperate, she doesn't let me go and brings me a thick pile of books on sales.

Xi'er said that these are the books she usually read, and the wavy lines in the books are all the things she thinks are very important and useful. She said I had to stay at home for at least a week, so these books could kill me a lot of boring time.

Of course, Xi'er's starting point is not so simple. She wants me to learn more about sales. She said that in the next step, she will take me to take part in several key operations of big business orders!

This is also my personal intention. Before entering the "Simei" advertisement, I put forward this request to Xi'er. I want to have such an opportunity to temper myself in the society and improve my comprehensive strength in all aspects. As we all know, doing business is a very training work.

If you stay at home and study hard for three years, you may be able to become an expert in some academic field, an expert in theory. Theory is of course important, because theory can guide practice, but practice leads to true knowledge! Right and wrong, good and bad, you practice, you will get a profound lesson!

Xi'er's character is lively, sometimes a little crazy, I and Xi'er together, the whole room will be very noisy. Sometimes I want to calm down and read some books, and Xi'er will suddenly jump behind me to scare me, and then start to make trouble, and have to drag me to do something with her

I always feel ups and downs when I am with Xi'er. To have a strong heart, the sun will shine high for a while, and the thunder and lightning may be mixed for a while!

However, the time with Xi'er was very quiet and comfortable, as if every day was autumn.

When I read a book, she would stay quietly. Although she was paying attention to me, she would not make any noise. She would add water to my cup, make some coffee for me, and sit beside me with a book. She would read quietly like me.

Xi'er is very considerate about everything. I can hardly think about anything.

My thinking is very active, but my character is not too lively, of course, is not a quiet person. I can't stand too much noise, too quiet, I will feel dead and boring. But Xi'er is with me. I think it's just right.

In a word, Xi'er is the kind of girl you will never find annoying. When she's around you, you'll feel very peaceful. She won't impose her will on others.

Several nights Xier took care of me very late. In view of her safety, I didn't let her go home and left her in the "Aegean sunshine" for the night. Of course, we are very regular. I sleep in my bed and I sleep in the single bed in the next bedroom.

One night, my wound was very painful. I ran to the living room to watch TV. I saw that at one o'clock in the morning, my palm was still in terrible pain!

I thought Xi'er went to bed early, but she didn't either. She came out of the bedroom in a purple nightgown.

I looked up at her and said, "why don't you sleep?"

Xi'er looked at me and said, "I can't sleep..."

She came slowly and sat down on the sofa next to me.

"I said:" you insomnia

She looked at me and said, "I can't sleep well..."

I said, "why?"

Xi'er looked up at me, blinked and said, "I don't know why? If you don't sleep, I can't sleep well.... "

"Fool..." I looked down at her eyes and couldn't help reaching out and stroking her long soft hair.

Xi'er raised his hand to catch my palm, looked up at me and said, "is it very painful?"

I nodded and said, "it's ok..."

"You lied to me?" She frowned at me. "It's so painful that I don't look right! Hard to reply

She pulled up the palm of my hand and pressed it gently on her cheek.

I said with a smile: "it's very strange! At the moment of injury, I didn't even feel it.... "

Xi'er said: "that's because your attention at that time was all on dealing with the scene, and your nerves were all numb with a knife."

I looked at her with a smile and said, "Hi! Why didn't you study medicine? "

"Why don't I accompany you to the hospital to see if there is any good way to relieve pain?" Xi'er looked up at me and said.

I said with a smile: "it's estimated that the doctor didn't withdraw it either. The analgesic tablet doesn't work. Dolantin is a kind of narcotic drug, which can't even be taken by the doctor for general trauma."Then I remembered her sudden kiss in the infusion room that day, and I couldn't help laughing.

"Why are you still laughing?" Xi'er frowned and took her eyes to annoy me.

I said: "smile may not hurt..."

Xi'er said, "can I make you laugh?"

I said: "my smile is very high, can you?"

Xi'er said, "OK, just have a try."

I said: "I'm afraid your joke is only hypnotic! Ha ha ha

"Isn't that better?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said with a smile, "yes. I don't believe I feel pain when I fall asleep. "

"Shall I help you to the bed?" Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said, "why?"

Xi'er said, "prepare in advance. If my jokes hypnotize you on the sofa, I'll have to resist you going to bed. I can't resist it. "

I looked at her and said, "if people want to bury me, do I have to jump into the pit myself?"

Turn off the TV, Xi'er help me to the bedroom.

I said: "Xi'er, don't help me. You always take care of me like this. I think I'm 70 years old and 80 years old!"

Xi'er chuckled.

Xi'er said, "it's a star treatment. Don't complain. "

I said, "I'm upset."

Xi'er said, "next time you have a chance to return it to me!"

I said, "how can I return this? Besides, I hate to owe people things. "

Xi'er said: "for example, when I was injured..."

I said, "bah! Don't say that! Tell me bah

Xi'er covered his mouth and looked at me with a chuckle.

I looked at her and said, "say it! What you said will not come true! "

So we both booed at the air for a long time.

Xier helped me lie down on the bed. She sat beside the bed and began to tell me jokes.

Her jokes are all original, that is, the funny things she saw and heard in real life.

Although the feeling is very real, to be honest, Xiaoguo is not ideal.

Xi'er talked several times in a row, but I didn't laugh. I didn't even move my mouth.

"Boss, can you give me some face? You look at me so seriously, I thought I ran out of my mental hospital? " Xi'er looks at me and pouts.

I looked at her and said, "do you know what the only laughing point is?"

Xi'er looked at me, blinked and said, "what?"

I said, "it's your face. You think your jokes are funny. In fact, you just amuse yourself

All right! Blame me for being cruel!

Xi'er looked at me angrily and shyly and said, "hum! How can you hit people like that! I won't talk about it

I said with a smile, "no! In fact, you look funny. "

"No more." Said Xi'er.

I said, "speak, speak. I love watching you tell jokes

That's right! I mean, I like watching, not listening.

"No more." Xi'er pretends to be angry and turns his back to me.

I reached out and touched her back and said with a smile, "you can sleep next to me. I know you're tired of sitting and telling me jokes."

Xi'er suddenly turns around and looks at me

I said: "if you don't want to, forget it..."

Xi'er chuckled at me and said, "OK! You're finally in a different position. You lie down, I sit, and I'll tell you jokes. You don't know how tired I am

I went inside to lie down, to make room for Xi'er, Xi'er gently lay down beside me.

"Can we start?" I turned to look at her and said with a smile. The distance between us, strictly speaking, is only as wide as one palm. This reminds me of the first time we went hunting in Heilong mountain. We were drilling a sleeping bag together.

She also looked at me and said, "are you ready?"

I said: "I've been preparing for a long time, waiting for you to send me to Duke Zhou with jokes."

Xi'er hummed, "I'll tell you a horror story to scare you out!"

"I'm scared out of it!" I looked at her and said with a sneer, "don't scare yourself out. Thank God."

Xi'er looked at me and said, "shall I tell you a joke about pigs?"

I said, "go ahead, go ahead."

Xi'er looked at me and said with a smile, "that day I said," you are a pig. " You say, "I'm a pig." Then I will call you "pig is strange"! Finally, one day, you can't bear to yell in front of everyone, "I'm not a pig!"

I said, "it's not funny."

"Not funny at all?" Xi'er frowned at me and said.

I said, "well, it's just a little funny."

Xi'er was angry and turned to look at the ceiling. She pouted and said, "I'll tell you another one!" It seems that she has to make me laugh tonight!I wish I could be funny I yawned and felt like I was a little sleepy.

A group of animals cross the river. When the boat begins to enter the water in the middle of the river, some of them have to go into the water.

The clever monkey thought of an idea, let everyone tell a joke, if the joke can't make everyone laugh, will throw the speaker into the water.

So we started to draw lots, and the result was that the cat was the first, then the monkey and the chicken