Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

"No need to check, I do not drink blood. I am allergic to blood, and the smell of blood is too fishy, ​​that smell makes me feel sick and wants to vomit." As the king of vampires, Dracula published with him Statements with completely inconsistent identities.

He talked eloquently to the surrounding SHIELD agents and members of the Avengers, and he didn't see any signs of fear, even if these people were facing himself with guns with mitral bullets Against this vampire's killer, there is no feeling of discomfort at all.

Deadpool Wade Wilson didn't believe what Dracula said. He carefully uncovered his mask, stuck out his tongue, and licked a bite in Dracula's cup.

"Td **** it, it's really tomato juice!" The sweet and sour taste instantly taught Wade Wilson what the drink was.

Although Wade is shameless in many cases, at this time, he does not want to frame the other party.

Because Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. had already begun a search in Dracula's house. And he observed many things that looked very suspicious from all over his house.

For example, there are many plastic bottles filled with bright red objects in his house. As a vampire, especially the vampire king can find these bright red liquids in his house, what do you think of? Yes, that is naturally blood. Almost everyone thought it was blood.

The eagle eye that came out with this action also curiously opened one of them. He smelled it, why is it so familiar, as if it was the kind of healthy drink his wife loves to drink.

Then he also put out his tongue and tasted it a little, then immediately spit it out.

"How is the sir" The SHIELD Field Agents who followed Eagle Eye and the Deadpool wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to make a great contribution

"It's sour. It's a tomato healthy drink." Hawkeye hates drinking this sugar-free healthy drink the most. It feels like it eats a lot of vegetables raw. Not only does it smell like tomatoes, but also kale and carrots.

And Dracula spread his hands and said, "I said that my person was dizzy and only drank tomato juice. In fact, you guys are breaking into the houses. Do you know? I did not do anything illegal. I am a serious man. citizen."

"But you're a vampire. Don't move." A field agent from SHIELD saw Dracula, as if he wanted to do something, and immediately pointed at him with a gun to keep him from moving.

Dracula was very helpless. "Do you count as racial discrimination. I am a good law-abiding citizen. In the two hundred years since the establishment of the United States, I have not done anything illegal. Maybe I did some bad things, but that It has been thousands of years or even close to 10,000 years ago! Are you going to arrest me because I am a vampire? I did not break the law! Is birth the original sin? You racial discrimination and those guys who discriminated against mutants What's the difference?!"

Faced with Dracula's aggressive inquiries, Agents of SHIELD were a bit ashamed for a while. However, in this group of people, Deadpool will naturally not be ashamed of being said. He continues to point his gun at Dracula. "Don't cover up you with sophistry, you are the king of vampires!"

"Ah, yes. I am indeed." Dracula did not deny this. "But what does this have to do with me being a good person? You see, I don't smoke, I don't drink alcohol, I don't gamble, I don't rob. Blackmail, five is not against the law and discipline. Not even blood-sucking, because I am dizzy. I really do n’t know why you guys arrest me. I am a good person! My biggest hobby is playing video games. , Widen your dog's eyes. "

When Dracula said these words, he was righteous, and he was just like an old member. The light of justice emanating from the Vampire King and even the dead waiter Wade Wilson felt a little difficult to open his eyes and look directly at him.

And in Dracula's home, as he said, there are indeed a lot of game software and hardware devices everywhere. There are many high-configuration computers alone. Dracula is rich, and even he doesn't need to be kidnapped or work. He just needs to take out the better handicrafts bought by street shops thousands of years ago and put them into antiques that are now worth a lot. And he has a warehouse for this kind of things!

Dracula spent all his money back on his personal hobbies. He was a senior old man. In his home, ps6, xobx3 and other hosts are not absent, and his walls are filled with things like "Dead or Alive", "Beach Volleyball", "Wow", "Marvel Heroes", "Out of Bag Queen" and "livelove". Poster. Even a cultural shirt worn on his body reflects the moon I love sailor! (Sailor Moon = Sailor Moon Sailor Moon)

From all aspects, Dracula seems to be really not a bad guy, just an old man. Wade also pointed to catching Dracula to get a bonus. He lost a little bit in Las Vegas recently, and he now needs to pay back. So he said to Dracula, "What are you doing with that vampire's contact person? Don't you want to buy stolen goods?"

"Is it illegal to find a scalper to buy VR equipment?" Dracula stared at Wade with wide eyes.

"But what do you say you want to buy from China?" Wade bit Dracula.

"I just drank the tomato juice from the United States ~ www.readwn.com ~ I want to import a batch of Becky wild vegetable juice and farmer's orchard from China. Is this also illegal?" Dracula faced an agent of SHIELD We are not afraid, he stood up and said to these people, "I advise you to leave my home now and do n’t hinder me from playing games. I have made an appointment with my friend on the stea, and I have to talk to them at two in the afternoon. Play dota3 for three hours. Now if you leave, I wo n’t accuse you of going privately, do n’t force me to get angry. ”

When Dracula said these words, the aura was fully open, and all the SHIELD agents were hurriedly as if they were being stared at by a huge and unclear horrible creature, and many people could not help shaking their legs. . Someone said, "That, what, boss ~ or let's go first. It looks like he didn't commit a crime."

"We need to give you at least one injection of purified serum." Eagle Eye responded to Dracula with pressure.

Dracula disdains "Huh, that kind of thing treats me like a cold medicine, do you think I haven't been vaccinated? Hurry up!"

When Dracula said this, a sudden burst of fire came from his window towards him.

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