Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

When Li Jie and Tony Stark knew that S.H.I.E.D. had raided the home of Dracula, the king of the vampires, and had failed, the news was two days after the incident happened, and was running on the treadmill for three hundred. Li Jie, who was running at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour, scolded involuntarily: "The third-rate organization of the Avengers is really a group of waste! This can fail, and they have all surrounded the other party, but they can all be given by the other party. Ran?!"

Yes, Dracula was surrounded by a group of agents from SHIELD. He was so big and disappeared. In the end, everyone only remembered that a fire struck, and then Dracula disappeared. Because the fire came too suddenly, no one was prepared, and Dracula and many houses next to his house were burning.

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers who were going to catch people had to rescue the fire first. Otherwise, if the fire spreads, I do n’t know how many people will be burned to death and how much property will be lost.

And Tony and Li Jie who got the news were also very speechless about this, especially Li Jie. Because for Li Jie, the vampire empire was his first large-scale villain who faced him directly. At that time, he was still a brutal boy with many shortcomings. Many times I think the problem is very simple. Sometimes I just do it with my own blood.

In the days that followed, Li Jie grew up, he increasingly understood the importance of synergy, especially in the face of all kinds of huge villains. Discrimination based on individual power is very limited. If all kinds of villains (such as Hydra) can be completely solved by force, why do you need to do so many things? Just call the thugs and beat them!

It is when he truly understands that he is (un) swinging (guo) his (enemy) and others (fang), then Li Jie has really grown up. For Li Jie, the vampire is a thing of the past. Anyway, the vampires have been wiped out to Li Jie.

But today I suddenly got the news that there is another vampire in the world and is still the king of vampires. This makes Li Jie, who is still losing weight, very angry: "How can this guy be shot? As the king of vampires, once he escapes, he can pull up a large group of vampires. He is the real source of vampires! "

Li Jie ran and pressed the stop button of the treadmill. He stood on the treadmill and yelled at the shields of the SHIELD group as a waste of taxpayers' money. But he just stopped, and Lan's whip lashed from the second floor.

"You scold, but you can't stop running. Who stopped you? Run!" Lan stood staring at Li Jiehu on the second floor.

"Wife, what is that, I am filled with indignation. You can't let me have a chance to vent my emotions?" Although Li Jie was arguing with Lan, he still obediently pressed the start button of the treadmill, and he ran side by side He said to Lan: "I either want to be lazy or just express my emotions."

Tony, who was drinking tomato juice on the side, said slowly: "I think you just want to be lazy. What do you really care about, the vampire king? Besides, the news from the scene shows that this The King of Vampires is a non-blood-sucking guy. His main food is Snickers, instant noodles and tomato juice, and self-heating military food. A lot of these foods have been found from his house, and there are daily stickers on his refrigerator Recipes. "

"Eat the US Navy ’s mre on Monday, the Russian cold combat ration on Tuesday, the French Army ’s 24-hour ration on Wednesday, the British submarine ration on Thursday, and the Chinese self-heated rice dumplings on Friday."

"So what does he eat on Saturday and Sunday?"

"Take pizza for takeaway. Anyway, from the signs we have grasped, this king of vampires has no need for blood at all, and he doesn't like it at all. S.H.I.E.L.D. checked his life track and frequented restaurants. Fully cooked, but he does n’t eat any hemoglobin water. "

Listening to Tony say this, Li Jie couldn't help but whisper: "This guy is so embarrassed to be the king of vampires ?!"

Tony drank the tomato juice in his hand: "Who said no. But after all, he is the king of vampires, what do you think should be done?"

Li Jie glanced at Tony: "How to say?"

Tony looked at the Lan who was supervising Li Jie on the second floor, then turned to Li Jie and said, "You have to know that the vampire empire fell apart, but you have exerted a lot of energy. Although this Dracula looks like humans and animals Harmful, but who knows? Maybe he is harmless, but maybe he is harmful? In case he was on a whim that day was going to find the culprit who wiped out the vampire empire? There is an old saying well: only a thousand days to do Thieves, there is no thousand-day anti-thief. Right? "

Tony said this to Li Jie, but in fact he blocked Lan's sight with his body, and then entered a line of information with his mobile phone to show Li Jie: don't you want to ease a few days from such purgatory? I have also been a dad for a long time. I was busy dying after Jenny was born. I have n’t been in this great career of superheroes for a long time!

Tony blinked at Li Jie ~ www.readwn.com ~ Li Jie glanced at Lan on the second floor, and he knew what he was thinking. It ’s okay to find the King of Vampires and give him a purification.

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"Nuo, food."

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The iron plate knocked out a crisp knock on the hard stone slab, and a pack of plasma from the hospital cold storage was placed in front of Dracula. Dracula glanced disgustedly at the contents of the plate, and kicked it off with one kick.

In a room with only one dim light, Dracula sneered in front of two men in leather clothes with serious faces in front of him: "Are you sending vampires?"

"?" Two men in leather looked at each other. The two men had a white face and a yellow face. Both of them saw a trace of doubt in each other's eyes. The yellow man in leather said: "Nonsense, aren't you just a vampire?"

"Shit, Lao Tzu is the King of Vampires! The King of Vampires is not blood-sucking? It's like the King of Beggars is not begging. Don't you understand this common sense? If you want to eat it for me, then give it to me A fifteen-inch thin-bottomed salami pizza plus a bottle of ketchup and two bottles of tomato juice. "

The yellow man looked at Dracula: "What do you want so much ketchup to do?"

"I love to eat, I like to eat pizza with tomato sauce, do you control it ?! Annoying Ghost Rider!" Dracula sneered disdainfully.