After rebirth, they all moved into my house.

But logically speaking, this shouldn't be the case. If they were a couple, wouldn't the school have already investigated? With all the old naughty kids in school, wouldn't Brother Lu and Miss Gu have been criticized a few times?

What are they playing?

"Could it be that they really aren't having an affair? It seems like the person they're having an affair with is someone else, and they've never admitted it?"

"Fuck you, that's not a leg! I'll eat this test right here! Look, the teacher calls on Lu Ge every day. It's obvious that he has a problem with Lu Ge showing affection in class."

"That's what you say, but that's not what the subject teacher thinks, is it?"

"Well, let me tell you, this is what you don't understand, right?"

"You know, you know, you know best, so that's why, are they really having an affair?"

"Let me explain it to you. First of all, it's definitely true that they were having an affair. As for why the young lady was angry but Lu Yuan was fine, are you sure you want to hear it? It might make you jealous, right?"

"Stop talking, damn it."

"You know what I mean by paying money? Even when you listen to storytelling you have to pay for tea."

"I'll go to the bank and get a hundred dollars, change it all into coins and throw it at you. Do you want it? As long as you don't get killed."

"Then I'll take a hundred yuan to the construction site and buy two yuan a piece of big red bricks, and I'll fight you."

"Wow, Nima is dead!"

"Don't be impatient, let me tell you slowly..."

"Weren't you just calling me a poor monk?"

"Are you fucking listening or not?"

"Listen, listen, listen. Speak quickly."

"That old man speculated, didn't Brother Lu come home drunk? And didn't the young lady send us a smiley face? That means she must be angry, right? But, but, think about it, they're a young couple living under the same roof. A man and a woman alone in the same room is like a pile of dry firewood. When they argue, there will always be friction, right? Eh, right? If a spark comes out, won't it spread all over the place?"

"Fuck, that makes sense!"

"So, isn't the atmosphere of this dispute slowly becoming tense? As the saying goes, a fight at the head of the bed makes peace at the foot of the bed. Isn't the eldest lady simply conquered by Brother Lu? Just think about Brother Lu's physique. Those who understand will understand~"

"And it's a two-and-a-half-day holiday, ummm~~ Damn, hunk!"

"Right? So fierce!"

Xiao Yida gave a thumbs up to Lu Yuan's back in admiration, and Tao Ye was immersed in his own analysis with a satisfied look on his face. They both felt that Gu Jiuyi's change in attitude was because he felt shy because he was intoxicated by Lu Ge's macho performance. They felt jealous and excited at the same time.

Lu Yuan, who had been silent, suddenly put down the pen in his hand. It was a self-study class and there was no teacher watching, so he stood up and dragged Tao Ye out of the classroom. At the same time, Gu Jiuyi's face was not very good, and she really couldn't listen to such words.

Xiao Yida trembled as he watched Lu Yuan drag the man out with a dark face. At the same time, he thought to himself, it's over. Brother Lu is angry. Will something happen next?

………………

After a while, a miserable cry came from the stairs.

"Brother Lu, no! Brother Lu!!!"

13. Idiot Duo

In the quiet classroom, Xiao Yida walked out silently and hid aside to listen to the screams from the bathroom at the stairs. Based on Tao Ye's screams, he could judge the extent of the beating he would receive.

However, the more he listened, the more he trembled.

"Brother Lu, please spare me. I was wrong!"

"Brother! I was wrong!"

"No, no, no! Dad! I'm wrong, so wrong!"

"Ahhhh, Brother Lu, don't do that, Brother Lu!"

……

Xiao Yida curled up silently in the corner, biting his little hands, his body was cold and trembling, and his face was full of despair.

I'm afraid that Brother Lu is really angry. With his body, he can't escape no matter what he does!

This... What should I do? Should I just offer the chrysanthemums? No...

"You're here~"

Suddenly, a gloomy voice came from beside him. Xiao Yida looked up and saw Lu Yuan's handsome face like the god of death. Behind him was Tao Ye with a bruised face.

Tao Ye covered his face and sobbed softly, "That's too much! Lu Yuan's hand hurt so much, cry~"

"Brother Lu! I was wrong. I really kneel down to you!"

Xiao Yida knelt down without saying a word, "I was just agreeing with Tao Ye. I didn't take the initiative to mention your little tricks with Miss Gu, Brother Lu! Oh, oh, oh~"

The corners of Lu Yuan's eyes twitched slightly, and his eyelids couldn't help twitching. Good man, he really brought up things that were not related to the topic, right?

"You bastard, you were the one who asked if Brother Lu and Miss Gu were having an affair first, so how did you become like you were agreeing with me?"

But Tao Ye was unhappy. It was Xiao Yida who brought up the topic first, so why did he have to take all the blame?

"I'm just curious. It's not like you fabricated Lu Ge's innocence out of thin air!"

Xiao Yida looked dignified, as if he had done nothing wrong.

Tao Ye was just about to argue with him when he was frightened by the sudden heavy atmosphere around him.

Lu Yuan's face was completely gloomy at this time. Looking at the two of them, Tao Ye and Xiao Yida suspected that they only had two months left.

At this moment, the bell for the end of get out of class suddenly rang, which seemed to save the two of them, because this was the last class of the first and second year of high school at noon, unlike the third year of high school who still needed to attend an extra class, the bell for the end of this class meant liberation.

"Um...Brother Lu, shall we run away first?" Tao Ye moved on tiptoe, trying to stay away from Brother Lu. Xiao Yida was also crawling silently on the ground, hoping to find an opportunity to run away quickly.

However, Lu Yuan sneered.

After taking out his cell phone and sending a message to Gu Jiuyi, he stretched out his hands, pinched the back of the collars of the two men, and dragged them to the rooftop of the teaching building.

"Brother Lu, don't..."*2

"Shut up and follow me to the rooftop."

Lu Yuan's face was dark as he dragged them to the rooftop, ready to beat them up.

Of course, just kidding.

As mentioned before, Yunhai No. 1 High School is one of the top key high schools in the country. Except for dormitories, classrooms, small rooms, and toilets, the school is basically covered by cameras without blind spots. If any fight occurs, punishment is inevitable.

Even if he was the vice president of the student union, if he really hit someone in front of the camera, Ye Yuhan might not be able to save him even if he took action.

So he came here just to discuss philosophy with Xiao Yida and Tao Ye.

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye looked at Lu Yuan tremblingly, thinking it was over, it was really over, Brother Lu was really angry.

"sit down."

However, Lu Yuan seemed to be completely unconcerned about what had just happened. He sat on a chair beside him and patted it.

This made Xiao Yida and Tao Ye a little confused. They looked at each other and exchanged glances.

Then, as if confirming something, he nodded heavily, his eyes filled with brotherhood, and looked at Lu Yuan with a sense of self-sacrifice.

Lu Yuan silently watched the duo of idiots, and saw that they had made some important decision and raised their right legs!

took a step back.

"..."*2

The two idiots looked at each other in surprise and communicated with their eyes.

Xiao Yida: Didn’t you say you were going?

Tao Ye: Damn, aren’t you going?

Xiao Yida: Are you kidding me?

Tao Ye: Fuck you, I don’t want to die yet!

Xiao Yida: You!

Just when Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were about to take action, Lu Yuan suddenly spoke.

"That's enough, come sit down."

!!!

Upon hearing this, the two men's bodies stiffened, and they sat down on Lu Yuan's left and right in despair, tensing their bodies at the same time, hoping that Brother Lu would not be too cruel.

The next moment, Lu Yuan put his hands on their shoulders, but to their surprise, Lu Ge just sighed deeply.

"Who are your two targets? Xiao Yida, you like Li Yajing, right? Tao Ye, you like Chen Ziyi, right? When are you going to confess your feelings?"

Yes, Lu Yuan was completely speechless. Now Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were really full of love in their minds.

This is normal for adolescent boys, especially in a new school, new environment and new classmates. They will have all kinds of thoughts. It is understandable. We have all been there, and Lu Yuan will understand their inner thoughts.

But, but, the two people's obsession with love has already affected him.

He originally didn't want to get involved in this matter, but since it has affected him, he might as well take action to solve it.

But what Lu Yuan didn't expect was that after hearing his words, Xiao Yida and Tao Ye's faces instantly fell like cats and cats, and they looked very sad. Lu Yuan was so scared that he thought for a moment that something had happened to Li Yajing and Chen Ziyi.

But then I thought, weren't those two just studying peacefully in the classroom? What could have happened?

Xiao Yida took out his cell phone with a look of despair and pressed Lu Yuan's shoulder.

"Brother Lu, tell me honestly, are you kidding me?" Xiao Yida said angrily. His expression, as if he was being teased by a monkey, made Lu Yuan feel that something was wrong.

He was a little confused. When did he trick him?

In response to Lu Yuan's question, Xiao Yida simply opened the chat history on his mobile phone and put it in front of Lu Yuan to show him.

Li Yajing: I feel a little uncomfortable and may need to see a doctor.

Xiao Yida: Eat more apples!

Li Yajing: ...

Xiao Yida: (!) It’s true, eating more apples can keep you healthy!

The other party has enabled friend verification. You are not yet their friend. Please...

Time seemed to stop at this moment. Lu Yuan looked at Xiao Yida in disbelief, then glanced at Tao Ye, only to see similar content on Tao Ye's phone screen.

He had the impression that he had discussed with Xiao Yida and Tao Ye how to pursue girls, but at that time they kept pestering him and he was annoyed, so he just said it casually. No normal person would believe it.

After all, what girl would like the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"? You wouldn't be so smart to send this to a girl, would you?

But now, when Xiao Yida and Tao Ye looked at Lu Yuan with sadness, Lu Yuan realized...

It turns out there really are idiots like this in this world.

14. I have to eat something sweet!

Time seemed to have stopped. Lu Yuan felt very complicated. He handed the phone to Xiao Yida, and then looked at Tao Ye and Xiao Yida as if they were fools.

"Brother Lu, why is it useless for me to say this?" Tao Ye said sadly.

Lu Yuan didn't know what to say. Eat more apples? Was that just a perfunctory response?

Who doesn't know that flirting with girls like this is a sure way to get killed? I was just trying to please you, but you actually took it seriously?

It would be fine if you took it seriously, but you actually sent it?

Oh my god! That's so awesome! It's so ridiculous!

And there's more than one person, you two actually believed it, oh my god!

"Tao Ye, Xiao Yida, I think... you two may have some misunderstandings about me."

Lu Yuan patted their shoulders earnestly. Seeing their sorrowful gazes, Lu Yuan felt a little hurt as he continued,

"Eat more apples. This isn't a question of whether it's useful or not. This is... well, everyone knows these four words are impossible, especially when it comes to flirting with girls. It's impossible to get a girl with these four words!"

Lu Yuan's tone was very heavy. He seriously suspected that Tao Ye and Xiao Yida had something stuck in their heads. How could they have the IQ to get into a key class but the EQ to tell their goddess to eat more apples?

The reality is that IQ and EQ are not inversely proportional!

"But, isn't this the magic skill for picking up girls that you mentioned, Brother Lu?" Tao Ye asked in surprise.

"I was just being perfunctory." Lu Yuan held his forehead.

"Perfunctory?" Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were both stunned!