They really couldn't imagine that they actually took Lu Ge's perfunctory response seriously and actually sent it to the goddess!
What a coincidence, the goddess happens to be in the same class as me. It’s only been a month since school started, and we still have most of the semester to spend together. Now, these next few months will be so awkward!
The most terrifying thing is that the goddesses are not embarrassed, only the two of them are embarrassed...
That's so stupid. Drinking more hot water or drinking more magma is better than eating more apples!
Lu Yuan was also devastated at this point. How could he not know about the awkward situation Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were in the class? No wonder they were dragging him along when they wanted to go to the social gathering.
If he were in such an awkward situation, he would have wanted to apply to the school for a class transfer, but unfortunately No. 1 Middle School would not tolerate it.
If we blame him for this... maybe he does have a little bit of connection.
But Lu Yuan really didn't expect that they would be so stupid.
At this time, perhaps only one sentence can be used to describe it.
There is a hole in the brain.
When they returned to the dormitory after lunch at noon, Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were both very depressed, extremely depressed.
Even during the afternoon class, that look of grief and anger reached Lu Yuan and Gu Jiuyi who were sitting in the front row.
Lu Yuan really couldn't stand it anymore. It didn't matter if it affected him, but could he please not affect Gu Jiuyi?
Didn’t you see that Gu Jiuyi was a little worried and kept pinching the corner of his clothes under the table?
Study!
If you don’t study yourself, don’t affect others’ studies!
By the last self-study class, Lu Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and slammed his hands on their desks.
"Can you guys be normal?"
This sentence is also the voice of many people around. Although Tao Ye and Xiao Yida did not directly affect their studies, it is still scary to see them sitting in their seats like zombies with dull eyes, okay?
So horrible!
"Drink more hot water... drink more magma... eat more apples..."
Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were muttering in their seats. Fortunately, they were muttering very quietly and not many people around could hear them, but Lu Yuan could still tell what they were saying from the subtle sounds.
This immediately left him speechless.
There's nothing I can do about it. It's his fault for being involved with a fool. Don't ask why I can't say he's not wrong.
They are all fools, so what's wrong with giving in to them?
"Lu Yuan, what happened to them?"
Gu Jiuyi asked Xiang Luyuan softly. She always felt that the two people behind her were weird and a little scary.
Lu Yuan sighed and patted Tao Ye and Xiao Yida's desks, asking them to focus their attention on him.
He decided to do something big.
"Jiuyi." Lu Yuan suddenly straightened up and looked at Gu Jiuyi with a serious expression.
"what happened?"
Gu Jiuyi was slightly startled, but since the other person was Lu Yuan, she was not really scared. She was just a little surprised why Lu Yuan suddenly looked at her like that.
Lu Yuan's appearance immediately attracted the attention of Tao Ye and Xiao Yida, and their empty eyes gradually filled with tiny colors.
Could it be that... Brother Lu is going to be the same as them?
"Huh..." Lu Yuan took a deep breath. You know, this might be the first time in his life that he has done such an embarrassing thing.
Gu Jiuyi looked at Lu Yuan in panic, her eyes revealing a little nervousness and a hint of expectation.
"That..." Lu Yuan scratched his head, as if he had burned his boats.
"Eat more apples, Jiuyi."
"..."
Tao Ye and Xiao Yida looked at Lu Yuan with shining eyes, thinking that Brother Lu was now a role model for boys and their idol!
How much courage does it take to say "eat more apples" in front of the young lady?
If it were an ordinary goddess, when faced with a straight man’s advice of “drink more hot water”, she would simply delete and block him.
What’s more, it means “eat more apples”.
Brother Lu, yyds!
After Lu Yuan said this, his mind was full of thoughts of "it's all over, it's all over" and "what a stupid thing he had done". He felt a little annoyed and had chosen to go along with Xiao Yida and the others in a moment of stupidity.
He even went so far as to lower his favorability in Gu Jiuyi's heart.
He closed his eyes and felt sad for half a second. Then he opened his eyes and looked directly into Gu Jiuyi's eyes.
I guess she would look at me with disgust, right?
However, it was beyond Lu Yuan's expectations, as well as the expectations of the two people behind him.
Gu Jiuyi did not show any expression of disgust, but tilted her head and looked at Lu Yuan curiously with wide eyes.
Lu Yuan blinked and stared at Gu Jiuyi, and the situation remained like that.
At the same time he was thinking, how come nothing happened?
After a few seconds, Gu Jiuyi gently raised her slender little hand, pressed it on Lu Yuan's forehead, and then leaned it against her own forehead, as if confirming something.
Lu Yuan just watched her perform this series of actions quietly without saying a word.
After Gu Jiuyi withdrew his hand, he gently poked her delicate face with his index finger and lowered his eyes.
At the same time, her little face pouts, and she looks very cute. Looking at Lu Yuan, she feels a little confused for a moment.
"Um, Jiuyi..."
Looking at her like this, Lu Yuan was about to explain something when he was interrupted by Gu Jiuyi's chuckle.
She raised her head and said to Lu Yuan with a smile:
"The road is long, you can eat more apples, but I have to eat very sweet ones!"
15. Father and Son Game
It’s okay for her to eat more apples, but she has to eat sweet ones.
Well, I have to eat something sweet.
That also means that she doesn't mind what Lu Yuan said.
Lu Yuan scratched his head and thought, this is not right. Why is this not following the script?
But the way Gu Jiuyi looked at him with a smile at this moment, it seemed as if she was not lying, but stating the fact.
Ignoring Tao Ye and Xiao Yida, whose jaws nearly dropped to the ground, Lu Yuan looked at Gu Jiuyi and asked again:
"Drink more... more hot water?"
The meaning of this sentence is very clear. Simply put, Lu Yuan deliberately wanted to make Gu Jiuyi angry.
After all, the saying "drink more hot water" is much more popular than eating more apples. It has become a long-lasting classic on the Internet, and everyone understands what it means.
However, Gu Jiuyi just stretched out her slightly cold little hand with a slight dissatisfaction and gently pinched Lu Yuan's cheek.
"It's not the day yet, I don't want to drink it. And you know how to make brown sugar ginger soup, right?"
"..."
This sentence immediately made Lu Yuan confused.
Isn’t Gu Jiuyi angry?
Isn't Gu Jiuyi angry about this?
You are such a straight man. The two people behind you have dislocated their jaws. Gu Jiuyi, how could you have such a reaction?
Something was wrong. Lu Yuan felt something was very wrong and wondered if something went wrong at some step.
That doesn't make sense. Isn't this the most obvious thing that makes girls scold you?
Lu Yuan pondered for a moment and patted the table in front of him.
There was also a girl sitting in front of him, but he didn't have much impression of her. She was just an ordinary classmate, perfect for the experiment.
"Hmm? What does Lu Yuan want to talk to me about?"
After being patted by Lu Yuan, the girl at the front table turned around and looked at Lu Yuan and asked. Lu Yuan said it directly as she just turned her head.
"Drink more hot water."
The air suddenly became quiet for a moment.
"Stupid...what?"
The girl realized something as soon as she opened her mouth, and quickly changed her words, looking at Lu Yuan with a smile.
Lu Yuan is the most handsome boy in the class. He has good grades and is a nice person.
The meaning behind what he just said should be more than what she thought.
But Lu Yuan still caught the change in her attitude, the most direct of which was the pronunciation of the two words in her previous words.
Although they are both "sha", Lu Yuan can tell that the first one is the third tone and the second one is the second tone.
She might have wanted to call herself an idiot, but then she considered that they were classmates.
I felt embarrassed to speak so directly, and I had to try to maintain the relationship, so this embarrassing scene occurred.
But this is the scene Lu Yuan wants to see. This is right. This is reasonable, right?
"Ahem, I'm fine now, thank you."
Lu Yuan smiled awkwardly but politely, and while looking at the girl's puzzled gaze, he turned around and looked at Tao Ye and Xiao Yida.
"I've made such a fool of myself, please stop talking nonsense and stop disturbing my studies."
Oh, it's so annoying. Lu Yuan himself felt that he was willing to go through fire and water for his brothers, but he was even called an idiot by the girls in his class. No matter how you look at it, he is not much better than the two of them.
But how could Tao Ye and Xiao Yida be convinced? Isn't there a young lady who obeys everything? Brother Lu, what's wrong with you?
Ah, how can it be repaired? Just destroy it!
But just when they were feeling melancholy, they suddenly felt a hint of coldness in their bodies. When they came to their senses, they saw that Gu Jiuyi beside Lu Yuan had turned her head back at some point. She was smiling, but they actually felt scared!
In an instant, some very scary thoughts emerged in their minds, which scared them immediately. They hurriedly thanked Lu Yuan, their faces almost smiling like chrysanthemums.
"Thank you, Brother Lu. May you live a peaceful life!"
"?"
A big question mark appeared on Lu Yuan’s forehead.
No, he didn't quite understand the train of thought of these two people. How could a good person have a peaceful life?
Could it be that the emotional intelligence of these two people is inversely proportional to their IQ?
But just when Lu Yuan was confused, he suddenly noticed that the temperament of the silver-haired girl next to him seemed to have changed.
Looking back, it turned out that it was just Gu Jiuyi showing the same expression that her mother Shen Yuzhu often showed.
For a moment he thought the girl next to him was not Gu Jiuyi, but Shen Yuzhu.
However, considering that although the two have different temperaments, they have the same face, and Gu Jiuyi has been influenced by Mrs. Yuzhu since childhood, it is normal for her to make a mistake when Gu Jiuyi smiles like her mother.
After all, Mrs. Yuzhu is a witch, and a witch lady is very scary.
But he wasn't worried.
Anyway, he has been with Gu Jiuyi for a long time, so he can recognize them even if they stand in front of him together.
Gently tapping Gu Jiuyi's forehead, Lu Yuan laughed softly:
"You're intimidating them."
Gu Jiuyi was hit on the head, but she was not angry. She said with a smile:
"As long as you're okay."
Lu Yuan also laughed. Why didn’t he realize before that Gu Jiuyi also liked to play tricks on people?
Maybe the two idiots behind were so funny that even Gu Jiuyi couldn't help teasing them!
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