After rebirth, they all moved into my house.

"Make me something delicious tonight!"

"Row."

Since Gu Jiuyi had helped him to gain face today, Lu Yuan thought it would be okay to make a delicious meal to reward Gu Jiuyi.

But usually when she says she wants to eat good food, he will cook it for her.

Gu Jiuyi nodded happily and said nothing more to disturb Lu Yuan.

But, Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were hiding in the back and whispering

"Hey, now I understand why the young ladies like Brother Lu. Look at him, he's so brave, not afraid of sacrifice. He stabbed himself twice for us. How handsome!"

"Oh, yes, and he's a hunk. If I were a woman, I would also be fascinated by Brother Lu."

"I'm envious, but look at Brother Lu. He's handsome, good at studying, and has girls chasing him. And you, all you do is tell girls to eat more apples and drink more hot water, and you're still dreaming of wooing the goddess."

"Oh my god! I'm fine, why are you scolding me? Why don't you tell me that you're always thinking about your F6? After chatting with your goddess about Apple and hot water, you're talking about F6 again. Don't think I don't know that you got stood up on your National Day date with your goddess."

"What do you mean?"

"That's what I mean."

"You want to fight, don't you?"

"I fear you?"

……

Lu Yuan listened to the two idiots behind him starting to act up again, and for a moment he didn't know what to do.

Forget it, there is no hope. This is how idiots are. I am too lazy to care about it anymore.

But it was a bit unexpected that these two people started to compete with each other halfway through the game. It was interesting.

Let’s have a competition in the next monthly exam. Whoever wins and whoever loses will call the other person dad.

Well, in a father-son game, nothing is at stake but a man’s dignity.

This is very interesting. In my impression, Tao Ye and Xiao Yida are two idiots. They are a bit silly, but their abilities are real. They have both been in key classes and have good foundations.

If this kind of competition can allow them to realize their respective potentials, and do very well in the next exam in order to make the other person call them dad, wouldn't it be a win-win situation?

But this father-son situation...

Lu Yuan, who was writing the test paper, suddenly put down his pen, turned around, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked at Xiao Yida and Tao Ye.

16. Eat dog food?

Tao Ye and Xiao Yida, who were being stared at by Lu Yuan as if he were his sons, shuddered at the same time. They didn't know why, but they were a little scared when Lu Ge looked at them like that.

Even her hands involuntarily protected her anus.

"What, what happened?"

"Is there something wrong, Brother Lu?"

The two of them protected the chrysanthemums and asked with smiles on their faces like chrysanthemums.

"I think this father-son relationship is quite interesting. Add me in. The worst-performing student will call the best student "Grandpa," the second-best student "Dad," and the second-best student will call the first-best student "Dad." It's like the monthly exam in a week."

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye looked at each other, both of them were confused. They had no idea whether Brother Lu had not forgiven them and wanted to bully them in disguise.

If nothing else, who doesn't know that Brother Lu is a genius in science, with perfect scores in both math and science? Not only is he a genius in science, but he's also very strong in liberal arts, not just Chinese, but also English. His comprehensive liberal arts is at the 3A level, and being second in the grade is no joke!

Although they are also in the top 100 of their grade, with over 900 people in a grade, the top 100 means the top 10%. They definitely have the strength, but...

The higher you go, the more you realize how big the gap is between you and the top students, okay?

"A competition between father and son!"

"Compared to you... not compared!"

She almost burst into tears, and the look of the young lady next to her changed instantly!

"What?"

"Brother Lu, aren't you just bullying me? Everyone in the class knows you're second in grade. If you had missed one Chinese language test, your score might have been about the same as ours. There's no point in comparing."

"Brother Lu, you want us to call you dad? That's impossible! We're definitely not going to compete in this!"

"…Are you scared?"

"Yes, we are scared!"

Lu Yuan's face was filled with black lines, and at the same time he felt that he was indeed not on the same level as them. As long as he exerted his full strength, it would be easy for him to hang them up and beat them to death.

But Lu Yuan still wanted these two idiots to call him dad. Although calling two idiots as dad would be embarrassing if he told others about it, he was still very unhappy. Why were these two idiots so stupid in the beginning, but their grades were so much better than his?

Ah? ? ?

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were so happy that Lu Yuan was second in the grade for two consecutive times. Even though he would be teased as the perennial runner-up, these two people did not dare to underestimate Lu Yuan at all.

There's no other reason. Although Lu Ge is the second in the grade, he has always studied seriously and has never relaxed on himself. Such an opponent is both scary and respectable, so they will first intimidate him, and when the eldest lady squeezes Lu Yuan dry, the two of them will take advantage of the opportunity!

Gu Jiuyi didn’t know what these three grown men were thinking at the moment, but she also thought this matter seemed very interesting and wanted to get involved.

But she didn't know how she could participate in this competition. Lu Yuan was second in the grade, Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were both in the top 100, and she was ranked 710th. The gap was too big.

Even with Lu Yuan's help, she had no confidence that she could catch up with him within one semester, not to mention the class division after one semester. With Lu Yuan and Xu Ruolin's level, they would definitely be able to enter the key class, and if she didn't care about other people's gossip, she could also enter the key class, but that would cause trouble for Lu Yuan.

Unconsciously, Gu Jiuyi pinched the corner of Lu Yuan's clothes again. Lu Yuan, who was thinking about how to get Xiao Yida and Tao Ye to call him dad, immediately found a solution when Gu Jiuyi pinched him!

Lu Yuan stretched out his hand, and in front of Gu Jiuyi's surprised eyes, he grabbed Gu Jiuyi's wrist, turned around and challenged the two idiots:

"Let's put the scores of Gu Jiuyi and me together and compare them to the scores of the two of you. If we win, you can call us daddy. If we lose, we can both call you daddy. How about it? Let's compete or not. Don't be such a coward!"

"Eh?"

"???"

Gu Jiuyi and Xiao Yida obviously did not expect that Lu Yuan would compete in this way. At the same time, Gu Jiuyi was also surprised that there was such a thing. In this case, does it mean that Lu Yuan is inviting her to fight alongside him? As long as she improves herself, she is helping Lu Yuan?

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye hesitated. "Look at this guy! He's even trying to get a woman in here, even if it's a father-son affair. Isn't this just tricking singles into getting in?" They were told not to be cowardly. "Wow, look at this guy! Pah! He's not even human!"

But Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were a little moved at this time. They knew Lu Ge's results and Gu Jiuyi's results.

Their grades would probably get them beaten by Brother Lu, but it was completely out of place for them to be able to beat the silver-haired young lady.

Even though Brother Lu is tutoring the young lady every day, learning is not something that can be done overnight, unless all the questions are multiple-choice or true-or-false, and the young lady happens to guess all the answers correctly and tie with them.

But that is impossible.

So, this is a very serious question, will they accept it or not? If they lose, they will call Brother Lu and Miss Dad and Mom. If they win, they will call Brother Lu and Miss son and daughter.... Forget it, just call Brother Lu son. I don't dare to call Miss daughter. I really don't know where Brother Lu got his blessing!

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye began to make eye contact.

Xiao Yida: What do you think? This is a great opportunity to take advantage of Brother Lu!

Tao Ye: Aren't you worried that Lu Ge's Chinese score is fake? His other subjects are so good, there's no reason why his Chinese score would be so poor.

Xiao Yida: But have you ever seen anyone willing to be second for a thousand years?

Tao Ye: Let me tell you, you see how confident Lu Ge is, maybe they are hiding their strength. At least the eldest lady must have hidden her strength, otherwise, with her results, how could Lu Ge dare to challenge us?

Xiao Yida: OK, I understand what you mean, take it!

Tao Ye: I won’t accept it no matter what. There’s a hole on this cliff, just waiting for us to step on it!

Xiao Yida: I’ve been bullied by Brother Lu for so long, I’m so fucking upset, let’s get him!

Tao Ye: No matter what, you must not eat this iron dog food!

The two nodded vigorously and looked at Lu Yuan.

Xiao Yida: "Take it!"

Tao Ye: “No!”

Lu Yuan & Gu Jiuyi:?

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye looked at each other in surprise.

"Why didn't you answer? Didn't you just want to kill Lu Ge?"

"I was just about to ask why you accepted it? Didn't you see that this bowl of dog food is perfectly cooked?"

"Are you fucking scared?"

"You want dog food so badly?"

"What are you afraid of? Will we lose?"

"What the hell are you, are you stupid?"

"Are you two going to compete or not?"

"..."

Lu Yuan watched the crosstalk silently in the front row, while Xiao Yida and Tao Ye looked at Lu Ge's confident look, suddenly fell silent for a moment, looked at each other again, and then clenched their teeth.

"Even dogs won't answer!" Xiao Yida.

"Even dogs have to catch it!" Tao Ye.

Lu Yuan & Gu Jiuyi: ...

17. Make a written agreement

Tao Ye and Xiao Yida gave up on communicating with their eyes, and both thought to themselves: humans and pigs cannot communicate.

Finally decided, no competition, absolutely no competition! I will definitely not eat this dog food! Whoever eats it is a dog!

"Coward." Lu Yuan complained. He was so cheerful before, but now he is so cowardly.

However, Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were not happy.

"What's the matter, Brother Lu? You're capable of carrying a girl, do we want you to embarrass yourself in front of the young lady... No, do we want us to deliberately seek abuse even though we know we'll lose? That's impossible, Brother Lu, forget it."

"Did you just say that I would embarrass myself in front of Gu Jiuyi?"

"Nothing, Brother Lu, you heard wrong. We three are no match for each other. Brother Lu, you know my strengths and weaknesses, and I know yours. Pah, there's nothing to compare your grades with ours. No need to compare, even if you kill me!"

"That's right, that's right, Brother Lu, you said we were cowards, but let's be reasonable, Brother Lu, you're not trying to feed us dog food, there's no way!"

Lu Yuan looked at these two idiots being sarcastic and silently clenched his fists.

But he didn't get angry. Instead, he looked at them provocatively with contempt and slightly opened his lips.

"Cowardly."

Then he turned around with Gu Jiuyi and continued writing the test paper.

Tao Ye and Xiao Yida were immediately furious. They wanted to get angry but didn't dare to. This kind of light-hearted ridicule was the most infuriating, especially when it was a war over a man's dignity!

They say that if you are patient, everything will be fine, but the more I think about it, the angrier I get. I'm so angry, how can I swallow this?

Tao Ye took out the report card and studied the results of the four people with Xiao Yida.

"Yida, look, even though Lu Ge got full marks in math and science, and his liberal arts scores were all 3A, the two of us might not be able to beat Lu Ge and the eldest lady combined in terms of total score, but look here."

"Is this the eldest lady's result? What's wrong?"

"Look, the eldest lady's liberal arts scores are a little higher than her science scores. Obviously, the eldest lady is the liberal arts type, and Lu Ge will undoubtedly choose science. It just so happens that if nothing unexpected happens, the two of us will definitely be science majors as well."

"What does this have to do with the competition?"

"You're stupid! Since both of us and Brother Lu are science majors, why not just compare our science scores with Brother Lu? Isn't it reasonable for science students to only compare their science scores? Add in the three main subjects of Chinese, math, and English, just like the college entrance examination, and no matter how good Brother Lu is, he can only get full marks. And the young lady's science is not as good as her liberal arts. Since he chose to take care of her, he's just going to be held back."

"Fuck, you're just like me, you're so smart!"

"Did you want to scold me just now?"

"No, you heard wrong, hurry up and challenge Brother Lu!"

The two of them looked at Lu Yuan's back at the same time and patted his shoulder.

"Brother Lu, how about this? We science students won't talk about arts, and science students won't compete in arts exams. How about we just compare the three main subjects and the total science score?"

"Yes, it's just like the college entrance exam, only those six subjects are compared!"

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye raised their eyebrows and challenged Lu Yuan.

In their expectation, Lu Yuan, who had lost the blessing of the liberal arts of the eldest lady, would be briefly panicked. They just wanted to see Lu Ge panic.

But they didn't expect that after hearing what Lu Yuan said, he actually laughed softly and looked at them with a hint of disdain in his eyes.