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"Why do you have to hammer it down?"

"So rude to a lady? Not gentlemanly at all..."

Lying throughout the tavern were people who had been hammered down from above, crying and grumbling.

"Snapped!"

There was a sound of snapping fingers, and three lights shone on the stage. Yu appeared in front of everyone wearing a gold and red suit and a black gentleman's hat on his head.

He clapped his hands and the entire tavern was restored to its previous state. He blew a breath at the people lying down, and everyone returned to their seats. Except for the holes in their clothes, you could hardly tell that a farce had taken place here.

"Friends! I just played a little joke on you. I hope you don't mind!" Yu smiled and raised his hat and bowed like a gentleman to the people in the audience.

"..."

Is it possible that you just beat us up? That joke is not funny at all...

Yu pointed at the stunned Sambo next to him and said apologetically, "I heard him say that everyone who comes to the tavern must express their own aesthetic of joy... so I couldn't help but share my own aesthetic with you all."

"..."

"Ah? Me?" He pointed at his own face in horror.

"..." Some of them have already started to grind their teeth.

So it was you who led him here? Just wait!

"Fellow countrymen! Are you ready for this grand feast? We will loudly announce the establishment of our community! All for joy!"

Yu threw the entire streamer into the air, causing it to explode, and the entire tavern became a fireworks display.

Everyone present stood up, placed their hands on their chests, and solemnly shouted, "Everything for pleasure!"

Chapter 128 Prepare for a cosmic live broadcast!

As everyone cheered in unison, the atmosphere in the tavern instantly ignited, as if the chaos and farce just now had never happened. Yu stood in the center of the stage, still wearing that smile on his face, but his eyes had a hint of seriousness.

"Excellent! Excellent!" Yu clapped his hands, then pulled out a red notebook from his pocket. "This is the declaration of our Joyful United Community. From today on, we will no longer be just Masked Fools fighting on our own, but a big family united in the pursuit of joy!"

"Unity?" someone in the audience murmured. "Didn't they just throw us onto the roof?"

"Ahem!" Yu coughed twice, then pointed at the person who was muttering with a smile, "My friend, do you have any questions?"

"No...no problem!" The man shook his head quickly, fearing that he would be thrown onto the roof again.

"That's good." Yu smiled, then unfolded the scroll and read aloud, "Declaration of the Joyful United Community: We, as followers of joy, pledge to abandon all prejudices and barriers, unite, and pursue the purest joy in the universe! We will no longer be limited to personal enjoyment, but will bring laughter and happiness to the entire universe!"

"Bring laughter and happiness to the universe!" Everyone in the audience responded in unison. Although some people were still muttering in their hearts, they did not dare to be negligent on the surface.

"Very good!" Yu nodded with satisfaction, then put the scroll away. "Then, the next step is our first collective action."

"Collective action?" someone in the audience asked curiously, "What kind of action is it?"

"Of course... a grand feast of joy!" Yu laughed and then snapped his fingers.

Instantly, the lights in the tavern became colorful, music began to play, and the air was filled with the aroma of various delicacies and fine wines. The originally solemn atmosphere was instantly replaced by joy, and everyone raised their glasses to celebrate this feast.

"That's right!" Yu looked at the people in the audience with satisfaction, then walked off the stage and joined the carnival.

At the same time, Sambo was hiding in the corner, watching everything carefully.

"This guy... is crazy..." He muttered softly, silently worrying about his future.

"Hey, old Sambo!" Yu's voice suddenly came from behind, scaring Sambo.

"Boss!" Sambo turned around quickly, forcing a forced smile. "What do you want me to do?"

"Don't be so nervous." Yu patted his shoulder and handed him a glass of wine. "Come on, have a drink to celebrate our new beginning."

"A new...a new beginning?" Sambo took the glass, feeling a little uneasy. "You mean the community?"

"That's right!" Yu laughed and raised his glass, "For pleasure!"

"For...for pleasure..." Sambo raised his glass with all his might, but in his heart he prayed silently, "I hope this guy won't do anything weird again..."

In another corner of the tavern, Hua Huo was standing with the woman named Shan Lu Ling Er Er Lu San Xia Ba (Si), talking in low voices.

"Do you think... this guy is reliable?" Shan asked in a low voice, with a hint of doubt in her eyes.

"That's definitely not true!" Hanabi shrugged, then smiled brightly, "But at least it's more interesting than before, isn't it?"

"Interesting?" Shan raised an eyebrow, then smiled helplessly, "You mean he treats us as toys?"

"Right!" Hanabi laughed, then raised her glass. "It's better than some bad jokes, don't you think?"

"Haha...same as you!" Shan also raised her glass, and they smiled at each other.

"Clap! Okay, fellow countrymen! Quiet down! I almost forgot what I was doing!" Yu returned to the stage and clapped his hands.

Everyone suddenly fell silent...quietly waiting for his next instruction.

"In order to announce to the universe the establishment of our Joyful Community, I will take the lead in declaring war on all forces in the universe!"

"?"

Do you want to listen to what you're saying? Our reputation is already bad... and you want to lead us into war?

"Boss...are you kidding?" Sangbo, sweating profusely, squeezed to the front row of the stage and asked Yu.

"Are you kidding me? Watch carefully, this is a live broadcast from the entire universe!"

Yu threw his hat at him in dissatisfaction, then took out a live broadcast device from his pocket.

"Although this is just an ordinary live broadcast device... but with just a little bit of Aha's divine power... it will become a cosmic-level live broadcast! How is it? Star God... interesting, right?"

Yu showed a crazy smile, and pressed the device with a red light on his palm.

Suddenly, a blue screen appeared in front of everyone present.

Star Dome Train

"Help! A blue light suddenly appeared in front of my eyes."

Xing howled in March 7's room, then crawled to the observation car to ask for help.

"What's wrong with me? Help me!"

She slid down to her knees and looked at her with tears in her eyes.

"..."

Why is this kid making such a fuss? It's really frustrating...

After watching Bronya's inauguration ceremony, the train crew received a message from Pam and then returned to the train to rest.

Dan Heng leaned against the door of the think tank and said calmly, "Don't worry, we have it all in front of us."

"Don't think about it, it must be Xiaoyu who did it? I really don't know where he is playing now."

Walter waved in front of his eyes to see if the screen was real...

Ji Zi took the coffee handed to her by the coffee robot and chuckled, saying, "It's okay. He'll come back when he's tired of playing. He'll go home by himself."

Black Tower Space Station

"Huh? What is he doing again?" Heita wrinkled his cute little nose and looked dissatisfied. He had time to play with weird things but no time to test the great Ms. Heita's simulated universe.

"Ms. Black Tower!!"

An anxious voice came from outside the door, and a pink-haired girl pushed open the door of the Black Tower office.

"Calm down! Ester!"

Heita looked at his reckless student speechlessly.

"But in front of me..." Ester pointed in confusion.

"Only that kid could come up with such an unscientific method. Don't panic, just wait and see what he's going to do."

Heita waved his hand impatiently, knowing that even if his vision was blocked, it would not hinder his work.

"Oh..."

Seeing that Ms. Heita no longer paid attention to her, Ester hurried back to comfort her staff.

Chapter 129 I’m not wearing a mask?

Luofu fairy boat

In a room steeped in classical elegance, a vast chessboard lay before two men, each seated on either side. The pieces intertwined, a scene reminiscent of a silent war unfolding. The room was serene and solemn, broken only by the occasional rustle of armor.

"General."

A deep, commanding voice echoed. Across the chessboard, a man in elegant armor slowly placed a black piece. His face was slightly dejected, but his eyes were as deep as the abyss, as if he could see through everything.

"General, your chess skills are getting better and better." The blond boy standing beside him bowed slightly, with a hint of awe in his tone.

"It's just a pastime." Jing Yuan said lightly, his eyes still fixed on the chessboard. "The situation on the Luofu Immortal Boat is far more complicated than this chessboard."

"Yes." The little boy nodded, then whispered, "Recently, the fluctuations of Jianmu in the Immortal Boat have been unusually frequent. It seems that some kind of power is surging in the dark."

"Jianmu?" Jing Yuan frowned slightly, then moved a chess piece. "It seems someone can't hold back any longer."

"You mean..." A hint of doubt flashed in the little boy's eyes.

"Destruction or the secret teachings of the Medicine King..." Jing Yuan said slowly, with a hint of coldness in his tone, "Anyway, the Immortal Boat will be very unstable recently, and we need to conduct a strict inspection of the checkpoints."

"Legion?" The little boy stood up immediately, his expression changing. "Could it be that they want to attack the Luofu Immortal Boat?"

"Not necessarily." Jing Yuan shook his head, then stood up, walked to the window, and looked into the distance. "Their target may not be the Luofu Immortal Boat, but we must be prepared."

"So this is your excuse for being lazy?"

A faint voice came from behind, and a pink-haired little girl with twin ponytails, gold earrings, a magic eye on her forehead, and a white dress stood behind the two of them with an angry look on her face.

"Is that Fu Qing? Why are you so angry so early in the morning? Have you had breakfast?"

Baimao Jingyuan skillfully took out a cup of Immortal Happy Tea and handed it to her with a chuckle on his face.

"Do you take me for a kid? If I hadn't been watching from the beginning, I'd have been fooled by you!" Fu Xuan laughed angrily and slapped his hand away, then pointed at his eyes and said, "Because of this screen thing, there's a big commotion outside, and you're actually playing chess here? Not only are you slacking off, but you even brought Yan Qing along?"

"You've seen me a long time ago, right? The funniest thing is that you only pretended to discuss the situation with Yan Qing after you saw me."

The more she thought about it, the angrier she got. She pointed at Jing Yuan and continued, "Don't think I don't know that you've been secretly sleeping!"

Then he pointed at Yan Qing and said, "You're stupid too! You didn't even notice that the chess pieces' positions were changed several times during the game."

Yan Qing was still a little boy after all, and he blushed when he was scolded like that. He stammered, "General... The general closed his eyes to think about the situation..."

"I didn't cheat..."

Jing Yuan wasn't embarrassed about being exposed; it wasn't his first time after all. He took a sip of his happy tea, leaned back on the cushions, and smiled faintly, "So... has Fu Qing found out what's going on?"

"See, this is your general! He can still change the subject seriously even after being exposed!" Fu Xuan first said to Yan Qi0? Wu Zhuo's father? Qi Qiqing angrily, and then immediately changed his face and told his discovery seriously.

Fu Xuan crossed his arms and said calmly, "I used the Great Evolution Observation Formation to make predictions... and the result was nothing."

"Well... that's enough... it's very clear now. Fu Qing, take Yan Qing with you to comfort the panicked people."

Jing Yuan thought about it and understood the situation, then gave orders to the two of them.

"General? Yes! Yan Qing, listen to your orders!" Yan Qing was confused and didn't understand why it was so clear. But seeing that Jing Yuan had given the order, he had to obey.

Jing Yuan watched the two departing figures mutter to himself, "Who is this Star God? What are they going to do? Is it a blessing or a curse for the Immortal Boat?"

"Forget it! When the enemy comes, we will fight him; when the water comes, we will block it with earth. I'd better take a nap first." He took a big sip of tea, closed his eyes and went to sleep in.

Interstellar Peace Company, Pinocchio, Omphalos, in short, every face in the universe that can still breathe has a large blue screen blocking the view.

I do not know how long it has been

"Beep!"

The big blue screen suddenly lit up and pictures began to appear on it.

It looked like a strange tavern, filled with people wearing various masks, all of them with their eyes fixed on the young man in yellow clothes.

"Did you fucking record it?" The young man stared at the camera and started scolding.

"I don't know either, Boss! Anyway, there's a picture in front of us, so it's recorded?"

A blue man with a square box on his head walked out from the back and waved at the camera and spoke uncertainly.

Yes, these two people are Yu and Sanbo.

Yu pointed at Sangbo and said speechlessly, "Why do you have to wear that broken box?"

"Boss, I still have to do business. It's shameful to show it to others." Sambo poked two holes in the place where his eyes should be and said helplessly.