"Ask a question!"

Hua Huo in the audience raised her hands again.

"put!"

"Why aren't you wearing a mask? And you tore off the dress you were wearing just now?" Hanabi tilted her head and pointed at the clothes in confusion.

"My clothes are the best-looking and most fashionable. Of course I have to show it in front of all the old-fashioned people here." He smoothed the SpongeBob SquarePants pattern on his clothes seriously.

"..."

What terrible fashion sense! What outrageous taste! This guy is so shameless...

"But... I'm not wearing a mask? Hiss... Doesn't that mean Sister Ji Zi and the others can see me?" Yu touched his face and said in disbelief.

Everyone on the Star Train: "..."

Is it possible that I can tell it’s you just by looking at your tattered clothes?

"Damn it... Let's just destroy the world!!"

Under the horrified gazes of the people in the tavern, he pulled out a strangely shaped bomb from his pocket! They didn't know if it could destroy the world, but it would definitely destroy them!

"Boss, calm down!"

"The boss is so handsome that he doesn't need a mask!"

"Hold on tight, hold on tight! Oh my god! It's going to fall!"

The people in the audience rushed forward, quickly held the bomb in his hand, and then carefully put it back into his pocket.

Walter sighed and said, "What is this kid up to again? Why did he end up at the Masked Fool's place?"

Ji Zi chuckled and took a sip of coffee. "He has always been a pleasure seeker. It's not a bad idea to have some fun while he's still young and energetic."

Chapter 130: Open the barrage!

"But you see, the people in the audience all look like they've been beaten, especially the big swollen bump on their heads." Xing looked at the Masked Fool on the screen and turned to say to them.

Dan Heng walked out of the think tank, sat on the sofa, and said calmly, "This bully just loves to bully people. He must have beaten all these people. Didn't you hear them calling him boss?"

"Why do you know him so well?" Sanyueqi asked curiously while lying on Ji Zi's legs.

"We've been together for such a long time, but you still don't understand him?" Dan Heng was silent for a moment, then said lightly.

"For example..." Dan Heng sighed, then continued, "One time, when I wasn't paying attention, he painted my spear pink and covered it with sequins. Then he ran to the Black Tower Space Station and shouted about Dan Heng's new weapon launch, and everyone came to watch the fun."

He looked at Sanyueqi again, "And the last time he secretly turned into a toilet..."

"Stop talking, stop talking..." Sanyueqi quickly covered his head, "I'm starting to have a headache!"

"And! I remember he once turned into a shoe..." Xing raised her hand and said, "I didn't realize it until I wore it for a day!"

Hearing this, everyone on the train turned around and looked at her. "?"

You are amazing! I only realized it after wearing it for a day!

Ji Zi smiled and shook her head. "Although he always causes some troubles, his existence does make our lives more interesting."

Somewhere in Pinocchio

"Who is this person...? A fool? No... Such great power cannot be wielded by an ordinary person." A night crow stood on the sofa next to the floor-to-ceiling window, watching the ridiculous performances in front of it.

“Will this have an impact on our plans?”

A man wearing a celestial ring and with strange wings on his head appeared from behind the shadows. He lowered his head and asked the Night Crow in front of him.

"have no idea..."

"Which faction does he belong to?"

"have no idea..."

"What is he going to do?"

"have no idea..."

The chicken wing boy was speechless in his heart, "You don't know anything, yet you are so secretive?"

It seemed to know what he was thinking. It looked back and said, "Calm down! No one can stop us. This is the inevitability of history! This is the possibility we have gained by sacrificing countless family members! No one can interfere..."

It looked at the noisy yellow youth in front of it and muttered to itself, "Even if it's a Star God... it won't work."

Black Tower Space Station

Because the large screen in front of them affected their vision, for safety reasons, Esther announced that they would take a day off today.

She sat on the chair, holding her cheeks with her hands and looking at Yu on the screen with a smile on her face.

"Oh...you are so silly. Don't you even know to come and see me? Are you really pioneering? Why did you become the boss?" Ester complained.

You said you were going to explore with the Starry Sky Train, but you ended up driving it and became the leader of some force? Is that really that outrageous?

A dark-skinned boy knocked on the door and walked in. "Miss... We've already cordoned off the danger zone. Is it really okay for security to take a break today?"

Estelle waved her hand from her chair without looking back and said, "It's okay. It's too dangerous for you to attack the Legion with such a big screen. Why don't you just take a day off."

"Oh... Then I'll be leaving. Miss, you should also go to bed early..."

Alan saw Ester staring at him with a silly grin again, shook his head, and walked away. It seemed that ever since the Star Train left, the young lady had always been in a daze, sometimes staring at a strange box for a whole day. Maybe... this was adolescence? Was she old enough to find a boyfriend? Hmm... it was hard to understand.

Meanwhile, in the tavern, Yu finally calmed down and stood back in the center of the stage.

"Ahem...Okay, everyone, that was just a small episode." Yu clapped his hands and put on the scarlet mask again. "Now, let's continue with the previous topic..."

"I was so scared..." Hua Huo patted her chest with a trace of fear on her face. "Although I like bombs, I don't really like being blown up into the sky..."

"Don't be afraid, I'm fine." Yu smiled and pointed at the camera. "Now, everyone in the universe is watching us. We can't let them down!"

"It's really the entire universe?" The people in the audience were stunned for a moment, then they all looked at the camera with excitement on their faces.

"That's right!" Yu laughed and snapped his fingers. "Let's bring an unprecedented feast of joy to the entire universe!"

Instantly, the lights in the tavern became even brighter. To show off his nobility, Yu also placed many small Easter eggs on his head, which kept falling down. Although others couldn't see anything...but he couldn't do without them! Even for himself!

"What is this?" Yu suddenly saw a strange red button on the device.

“Press it!”

"Beep!"

A blue screen also appeared in front of Yu's eyes...

Yu glanced at the instructions, "Bangmu? Is this for me to see the barrage?"

Yu muttered to himself, "Let's limit our speech... What does it mean to limit the power of destiny to 10 to 100? Is 100 a Star God? Then it should be greater than 50... It should be a stronger Destiny Walker, right?"

"Ahem... Sorry, I was just researching a new feature, which means you can talk now."

Yu grabbed the screen in front of him and threw it towards the curtain behind him, and the entire barrage screen was projected onto it.

Trash Can: Talking Qi Shan Zhu Jiu Qi 3 like? How to talk?

March 6: What's the principle behind this? Who calls it March 6?

Little Dragon Man: What are you doing?

The glasses are the real thing: Xiaoyu, don’t forget to come back for dinner.

Real-name Internet access: High-tech? Really cool!

Coffee Jinchuriki: Don’t forget to go home and eat after playing!

Cyborg without Tintin: Oh?

A cyborg without a penis: His precious one! What kind of a name is that?

"Oh... I forgot to tell you, this name is random... It depends on luck what you get. Also... I have restricted the comments, so ordinary people can't post comments."

Yu took a look at the barrage of comments that floated by and knew who these people were.

"Oh yeah... I forgot about Ester and the others..."

He suddenly remembered the little rich woman and some people from the Yalilo. He tried to communicate with Aha and put Ester, Natasha, Oleg and others on the whitelist, because he didn't know what level of power this so-called destiny power greater than 50 was.

Rich Woman: Huh? Can you talk now?

Scary Old Witch: Huh?

Lao Deng: Haha! Huh?

Chapter 131 Declare war on the universe!

"Alright, alright! I know you're all excited about this advanced thing for the first time, but please be reasonable when speaking! Especially you, little gray-haired boy! You've scolded me several times, do you think I'm blind?"

Yu pressed his hand down towards the camera, signaling everyone to be quiet, but he always saw someone named Trash Can from BYD filling the screen, and he was always scolding him.

"Let's get down to business first! We, the Masked Fool, are also known as the tavern. We've changed our name to the Joyful United Community, or you could call us the Joyful Community."

Real name online: the tavern has changed owners? That Changle Tianjun...

Trash Can: Aren’t we a community called something like Porridge...Porridge Something?

He reached into the screen and slammed the star on the other side. "Idiot! We're a serious cosmic power now, so we have to choose a more positive name. I don't have time for nonsense!"

"Fuck! He can come through the network cable to hit me!" Xing pointed at his head and looked at everyone in confusion.

Xing was sitting on the sofa, still sending comments, when she saw a hand reaching out from the screen and suddenly hitting her.

She thought it was an illusion until she felt the big swelling.

Everyone on the Star Train: "..."

Is this kind of operation really something that humans can master at present?

"We welcome everyone to join us or any major forces to join us. As long as you like happiness and are full of positive energy, we are one family!"

"I understand! Applause!"

The people under the stage looked at each other in confusion.

"Cough cough!"

It was not until Yu Qing coughed twice that the people below began to applaud and cheer.

Yu nodded in satisfaction and continued, "This live broadcast is mainly to promote our community."

"It's also to showcase our philosophy and vision to everyone." Yu stood at the center of the stage, his voice loud and passionate. "The Joyful United Community is not just an organization, it's a lifestyle! What we strive for is for everyone to find their own happiness in the universe!"

Yu became more and more excited as he spoke!

"So... on behalf of Joy, I declare war on the universe!"

"Declare war on the universe!" The people below began to repeat what Yu said.

"War on hunting! War on abundance! War on memory! War on destruction! War on intellect! War on preservation! War on..."

Yu said a sentence, and the people below repeated it until there was no sound. The people below looked up at Yu in confusion.

Yu scratched his head... he couldn't remember what other forces there were.

"Boss! There's still joy!" Sambo, who was wearing a trash box next to him, said in a low voice.

"Oh...yes, yes! Declare war on pleasure!"

"Xiang Huan..."

The people in the audience: "..."

Wait...declare war on who?

"?"

Huahu looked at him in surprise. Was this guy doing this on purpose?

Yu felt something was wrong after he finished speaking... He thought about it carefully and glared, "That's not right! Aren't we just having fun?"

"Where did you come from, you spy? Are you targeting me?"

With red light in his eyes, Yu walked forward and grabbed Sambo's collar, took out a bomb with his other hand and wanted to kill him humanely!

"No... I really forgot. I really didn't mean it!" Sambo said with tears in his eyes. He really forgot and just said it out of his mouth in a mean way.

They were making a fuss in front of the screen, and the barrage of comments was exploding.

Real-name Internet access: Declare war? Are we fighting Chang Letianjun?

General Furry: Who's going to fight?

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