I, who advocate giving up, feel like a disqualified person

I have a useless younger sister (brother)

[Bonus] I have a middle school (useless) sister (brother)

[Note] This extra chapter is written from the first-person perspectives of the brother and sister respectively, which may be a bit confusing, so please distinguish them carefully.

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My name is Ye Shenyue. I'm a young man who has just entered society. I'm nineteen and a quarter years old. I'm a vigorous and energetic man... Well, I don't have much energy right now, because I stayed at my girlfriend number nine's house all night yesterday to have dinner with her... I watched a movie with her, and I sneaked back after she fell asleep... I'm so tired.

I'm lying on the sofa at home now... Although I'm awake, I still don't want to move.

Ah... There's movement at the door. I guess it's my sister coming back... Uh, I'm really working hard for this guy. If it weren't for my unreliable father missing and my mother working day and night, I wouldn't be picking up girls everywhere just to save money... It's really not easy to get along with them and maintain my purity... It's just to make a living...

What? Is this behavior weird? I don't think so...

Maintaining ambiguous relationships with girls just for material satisfaction is infinitely better than those guys who cheat people out of money and sex, okay... Stupid? Not at all... What if my ambiguous relationships with a dozen girls are discovered and they ask for mental damages plus other damages, wouldn't I be bankrupt?

Ah... If I get caught in this state, the worst I'll get is a slap in the face and some scolding. The worst that can happen is that it'll be reported by the media. No big deal, as long as I don't have to pay any money, everything's fine... Hmm? Work? No way... It's tiring...

What do you say to a guy who just started college...

"Brother, are you skipping class again?"

Ah, my chuunibyou sister is back... Does that mean it's already past noon... Ah, I skipped class again, what a sin! Well, to make up for my attendance, I have to spend some time with her this afternoon... Luckily, she's a relatively young teacher, otherwise...

"It's not called skipping class... I'm just too lazy to go."

She's usually pretty normal, but why was she so naive in front of my twelfth girlfriend the day before yesterday, calling herself a magical girl or something... If she hadn't said she was my sister, I really wanted to say I didn't know her...

"That won't do. If you don't have enough attendance, you won't be allowed to graduate, and Mom will have to spend more money to support you."

"Yes, yes... I'll find a way... Go watch your favorite magical girl show, it's almost time..."

I said and turned over to go back to sleep.

Then he was hit on the head by a backpack full of books.

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My name is Ye Shenxiao. I am a girl from a single-parent family. I am sixteen and three-quarters years old. My father ran away from home for unknown reasons. My mother did not tell me the reason, but just worked to earn money to support the family. So I feel sorry for my mother.

By the way, I have an older brother named Ye Shenyue, who is a college student. He is a loser and often skips classes and stays at home to sleep... Really, why should a guy like him go to college? He should just go and find a job.

Although I thought so, I was more worried about something else.

Actually, I am a magical girl... Don't laugh, it's true, I find it unbelievable too, but listen to my cat... Ah, she calls herself an elf or something, and can even transform into a human form, so calling her a cat isn't quite appropriate... Ah, never mind, anyway, I signed a contract with her and became a magical girl... Such a familiar term.

Anyway, she and I...who calls herself Alyssa Ducreuse Carameno...who I simply call Xiao Nuo, work together to maintain the...what's her name...the balance of spiritual energy in this city?

This isn't important. It's just that the day before yesterday, when I was fighting someone who could charm men to absorb their energy, I suddenly discovered my brother was at her house! Could it be that my brother was already with her... No, no, no, I don't care about that kind of thing. I'm just worried that his energy might be in danger. But since he seems to be doing okay, I decided to use magic to put him to sleep before fighting that person called "Succubus."

But I suddenly realized... my magic had no effect on my brother, and he seemed to regard my behavior at that time as a second-year syndrome... It was so infuriating!

"Hurry up and go watch your favorite magical girl, the show time is almost up..."

When I kindly reminded my brother to pay attention in class, he turned over and said this to me...

I'll smash you to death!

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This girl really doesn't know how to control her strength... It hurts so much.

I stood up and looked around... I guess he went upstairs...

"Hey, Xiao girl, although the anime is fun, don't forget to cook..."

I shouted upstairs.

Then I heard an angry "Shut up!"

Well...I feel much better.

I picked up my phone and found five missed calls and two text messages...all from girlfriend number 12.

Ignore the call for now and check the text message first.

"Are you in class? If you're free at noon today, come to my house. I'll cook for you."

"Haven't you finished your classes yet? Or are you still sleeping? If you see this message, remember to reply to me."

I'm a little touched... There are fewer and fewer girls who can cook these days... If she can't, you can still marry her...

Thinking of this, I stretched and walked towards my sister's room.

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"What's going on... Have you figured out why my brother is immune to my magic?"

As soon as I returned to the room, I couldn't wait to ask Xiao Nuo.

"About that..." She stretched lazily on the windowsill in her cat form. "I haven't found anything yet... After all, people who are completely immune to magic by nature generally don't exist. It can only be explained as a rare magical immunity. If we want to find out for sure, we need materials."

She said and yawned.

"What kind of material is it? Could it be the skull or claws of some wild animal?"

I'm a little worried... because I feel I'm very weak... if I enter another world to grind maps and fight monsters...

"Have you played too many games?" She gave me a look of disdain. "Since we want to find out about your brother, of course we need something from him."

Oh... is it really that simple?

"What do you need? Hair or something..."

I asked a little worriedly...hoping it wasn't anything weird.

"Well..." She seemed to have just woken up and yawned again, which inexplicably reminded me of my brother downstairs.

"Generally speaking, blood is the best material... but anything from the body will do, and hair is also acceptable. However, the analysis may not be as accurate..."

She glanced at me and said, "But you can't get the blood, right?"

Isn't this nonsense...

"Okay, then I'll pull out one of his hairs later..." I was thinking about this, and suddenly realized something.

"By the way, have you found the whereabouts of that succubus?"

"No... but your brother's magic immunity is really strong. That succubus didn't even have any magic fluctuations when standing next to you." She seemed to be very good at changing the subject... Are all elves so talkative?

"What should I do then... Succubi are very troublesome..."

I lay powerlessly on the bed, looking at the ceiling.

Suddenly there was a knock on the door...

"Hey...I need to go out for a bit. Do you want me to give you money for food?"

The voice of the useless old man came from outside the door.

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"Hello..." I knocked on the door.

"Where are you going..." The door opened a crack, revealing half of my sister's gloomy face...

"Go...go to a friend's house for dinner."

There's an inexplicable pressure...

"Ah?! Friend? I think it's your girlfriend? Who are you trying to hook up with?"

Why does this girl look so angry... Could it be that she is the kind of sister who thinks, "My brother belongs to me and only me, and I won't let other women have him?"

"It's hard enough for my mom to make money, so don't take your girlfriend out to eat."

...So that's why...Okay, I shouldn't think too much about it.

"No...I went to my girlfriend's house to eat, so I can save some money, right?" I explained to her.

"Huh...are you living off someone before you even get married?"

She seems to despise my behavior...

"Shut up, you middle school girl."

Then he was kicked by his sister who quickly opened the door.

"It hurts, it hurts..." I squatted down holding my kicked left leg.

"Don't call me a chuunibyou anymore, you hear me?"

She threatened me viciously.

Wow... You want to be a magical girl with such a bad personality? Become a female gangster... No, a bad girl is more suitable for you.

"Okay... okay..."

I compromised temporarily... A college brother was threatened by a middle school girl...

"Where is your girlfriend's home?" she asked me.

"This has nothing to do with you..."

"Hmm?! Tell me!"

His face suddenly turned gloomy and mixed with anger.

So scary... You know you can't find a boyfriend like this?

"You should know...it's the house of your middle school girlfriend..." I still told her.

"You dare mention... huh? Wait, is she home?"

Her hands, which were about to strangle me, suddenly stopped when they were only one centimeter away from my neck.

"Yeah...you still want to go?"

Do you want to continue performing your magic? Ahahahaha.

I couldn't help but smile.

"What are you thinking about...you are smiling with such malicious intent."

The hands that were still one centimeter away from my neck still pinched down.

"Ahem...I didn't...let go...I was wrong..."

You girl really want to kill me!

"I'm not going! Get out of here!"

Then he turned and entered the room and slammed the door shut...

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How do I talk to my brother...

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"Hey, Xiao Nuo, did you hear that? The succubus is still at home, why can't we find her?"

I can't figure it out.

"Who knows? Maybe they've set up some kind of barrier that's interfering with my search." Her eyes suddenly grew serious. "But what puzzles me is... she knew you and your brother were siblings, yet she still wanted to contact your brother. Why..."

"how could I know..."

Hey wait...

"Did she deliberately lure us in?"

"It's possible. Let's investigate later."

Then he closed his eyes again.

...Why are you still so lazy at this time...

Even in another world, I will stick to the habit of giving up easily (Part 2)