Just a magical girl who picks up trash

Why did I have such a terrible illusion?

"What...are you doing?"

Still gentle, still smiling, yet inexplicably chilling words came out of Cai Xiaolin's mouth, instantly making Yu Huan and even Xia Miao, who was still speechless in her arms, shudder at the same time. Yu Huan raised her head as if to glance at Cai Xiaolin in front of her, and saw that her eyes were staring straight at Xia Miao. She had no emotional intelligence and was afraid that she would misunderstand Xia Miao as an intruder, so she hurriedly explained:

"Sister... Sister Xiaolin, don't get me wrong. Xiao Miao is my familiar, um... that means maid. She's not a suspicious person and there's no danger!"

Because of her appearance, Yu Huan had been harassed by some criminals in the scavenger village, a place where all kinds of people mixed together. It was also because of this that Cai Xiaolin maintained a hostile attitude towards the stranger who suddenly appeared next to Yu Huan. Yu Huan was very clear about this, so in order to prevent the other party from taking direct action, she hurriedly made an explanation... However, it was obvious that the explanation was in the wrong direction!

"What are you doing?"

It was still the same question. Yu Huan was slightly stunned at first, then answered honestly:

"Uh...that little cat is an animal-type mutant. It seems like he's become more like a cat after leveling up. He pounced on me the moment I stood up!"

As she spoke, she didn't notice the deep light in Cai Xiaolin's eyes. She indicated her current state and continued:

"Then she kept trying to take my clothes off and then kissed me!"

Speaking of this, even though Yuhuan is a boy, he couldn't help but blush slightly. After all, this was the first kiss in his life, so it was inevitable that he would feel a little shy.

"Take off your clothes...and kiss you?"

Yu Huan nodded obediently. Although he was a little shy, he didn't care too much.

For Yu Huan, although she had come across some knowledge about this in books and on the Internet in her previous life, she only had a vague understanding of it. Secondly, her parents and sister deliberately diverted her attention, which led to Yu Huan not knowing much about men and women, let alone such a profound art as lily. So in her opinion, this was not a big deal.

After all, putting aside the relationship between Xiao Miao and herself, she actually didn't care much about the fact that they were both girls. She was just a little shy about the first kiss!

However, for Cai Xiaolin, this is completely different!

Damn, it’s one thing to think that the little piece of meat I’ve been guarding for so long is being targeted by so many vicious wolves outside, but I didn’t expect that after finally defeating the wolves, before I could enjoy it, I found that the little piece of meat had been taken away by a fox who has always been stealing fish. How can I tolerate this?

In response to this, Yu Huan said: Xia Miao is a cat, not a fox, so he should be called a fish-stealing cat!

But what does Sister Xiaolin mean by cheating?

19. I’m back again, so funny!

Because Yu Huan's doubtful eyes were too pure, Cai Xiaolin swallowed back the words that were about to come out of her mouth. However, it was obviously impossible to let this naughty kitten approach her own Xiao Huan. Therefore, after decisively putting Yu Huan's dinner on the table on the side, Cai Xiaolin fully exerted the strength she had lived in the ruins village for more than ten years. Without saying a word, she walked forward and forcibly separated the man and the cat.

"I'll take her downstairs for treatment. Xiao Huan, you can eat first!"

"Uh...well, okay, then I'll trouble Sister Xiaolin!"

Originally, Yu Huan breathed a sigh of relief after Xia Miao was put down, but then he became nervous the next second, not knowing what to do because of Xia Miao's presence. After all, strictly speaking, the other party was a smuggler. However, looking at Cai Xiaolin's attitude at this time, it was obvious that she did not intend to ask about this matter. Not only that, she even wanted to help the other party with treatment without saying a word. Yu Huan naturally could not say no, but thanked Cai Xiaolin with a touching face.

As expected, Sister Xiaolin is the most caring!

In response, Cai Xiaolin, who was praised for her compassion, said: "**? Who can cure this? But since you have nowhere to vent your heat, then just go take a cold shower. Anyway... I've got Xiao Ya here, so I won't freeze to death!"

Cai Xiaolin had a completely malicious plan in her heart, but of course she couldn't really say it out loud, so she immediately smiled broadly at Yu Huan:

"Well, then you should go to bed early after dinner. If you can't sleep, you can play some games. Sister might... come back late tonight!"

She had originally wanted to enjoy the Xiaohuan brand pillow earlier, but Xia Miao's appearance had clearly made her feel threatened. After all, Xiaohuan had just said that the other person was her maid? And judging by the situation, it was clearly a close-fitting one. For someone like Xia Miao, disappearing from the world was clearly unrealistic. Therefore... she needed to find a few other rivals to discuss countermeasures!

This is about the struggle between the sister party and the loli party in front of you, you must be cautious!

In response to this, Tian Ling, who had been observing secretly, silently complained: So, what party are we?

System: System Party, transcendent existence!

Tian Ling: Oh, I understand!

Instant feeling of superiority!

"Meow? Meow meow meow~~ Master~~"

Perhaps it should be said that it was the keen intuition of animals. Yu Huan did not feel what Cai Xiaolin was thinking. However, Xia Miao, who was restricted in movement by being hugged by the waist, clearly felt the strong "malice" of the human in front of him. And it was also out of this malicious stimulation that Xia Miao, who had no reason at this moment, subconsciously wanted to break free. After failing, he looked at the only existence he could rely on: Yu Huan with pleading eyes. The watery luster in his eyes began to swirl, and he instantly felt a soft heart when looking at Yu Huan.

"Uh, this...how about..."

Just when I was about to say that we should let Xiao Miao come back, since we are all girls and can't do anything about it, Cai Xiaolin suddenly spoke up the next second:

"Oh, it seems that her condition has worsened. Without further delay, Xiao Miao, I will take Sister Xia Miao downstairs first!"

Having said this, Cai Xiaolin didn't give Yu Huan any chance to react and disappeared directly into the door with Xia Miao the next second. With the speed of a true light speed magician, only a faint... scream remained in the air?

meow~~

"Is this... aggravated?"

It was not until Cai Xiaolin disappeared for a long time that Yu Huan came back to his senses. He tilted his head in confusion, but it was obvious that Cai Xiaolin would not lie to him about this kind of thing. Therefore, Yu Huan did not take it too seriously. After happily eating breakfast, he... started playing games decisively!

Funny, it's time to settle the vengeance after being humiliated so many times!

Yu Huan, who had just received some E-level tasks from the system, said: I must conquer you today!

　……

The battlefield this time was a vast expanse of starry sky, dotted with twinkling stars, and from time to time, streaks of light like meteors would streak across the sky; however, although they were meteors, they did not seem to be as fleeting as real ones. Instead, when a streak of light came in front of Yu Huan, it would pause for two or three seconds as if frozen, and then continue to streak across and then disappear. Yu Huan, who had experienced this many times, naturally knew that they were not meteors, but auxiliary props, but some were good and some were bad!

At this moment, Yu Huan didn't pay too much attention to the meteors that occasionally streaked across his head. Instead, he stood on the nearly transparent starry sky runway, his eyes calm but as if filled with blazing flames, looking at the long transparent walkway behind him, and said in a cold tone:

"Come on, it's time to decide the winner!"

After all, he had just spent all his remaining possessions to upgrade himself. At this moment, facing this game that had frustrated him countless times, Yu Huan was full of confidence. Of course, this was not blind, but had a source. As for the source...

"Boom~~~"

The smooth runway shattered into pieces in an instant after Yu Huan finished speaking. As glass-like fragments fell into the endless void below, a huge golden object slowly rose from below: a round outline, big curved eyes, and a mocking smile that made people want to tear it into pieces. The huge funny thing gave Yu Huan a mocking look without hesitation the moment it appeared.

"You defeated general, wait for your turn to be beaten!"

Although the other party did not speak, Yu Huan clearly felt this meaning from the other party's eyes at this moment. The joy of the upgrade just now disappeared from his heart bit by bit, and was replaced by a raging anger that could not be extinguished even by the water of the Yellow River.

"We'll see!"

To be fair, Yu Huan thought that he had a pretty good temper. After all, the more than ten years of bed rest and self-cultivation were not in vain. Therefore, even though he had been in this world for so long, nothing that really made Yu Huan angry had actually happened. However, when facing this funny game, Yu Huan said: Screw my calmness, screw my self-cultivation, I'm going to kill it today!

With this thought in mind, Yu Huan decisively... turned around and ran!

Killing the opponent is just a metaphor. After all, this is a parkour game. Only a fool would confront the opponent head-on. Of course, running away is the best way!

"Gululu~~"

He was still making bold statements in the previous second, but he ran away in a cowardice in the next second. This action seemed to make the funny guy stunned for a moment. In the next second, the opponent did not hesitate. His round body suddenly rolled forward, and the road section that Yuhuan ran through was crushed into pieces bit by bit. The huge funny guy also caught up with him little by little with his unchanging mocking face.

"Step one, accelerate for three seconds..."

After all, this was an opponent he had challenged hundreds of times, so Yu Huan was naturally very clear about his opponent's initial settings. So after running and silently reciting it in his mind for a few seconds, the next second Yu Huan's eyes suddenly lit up:

"Now, jump!"

He gave himself an order, and the next second he suddenly leaped forward and rushed straight towards a meteor that happened to be coming. Without thinking, Yu Huan immediately reached out and slapped it.

"Bang~~~"

"Om~~~"

The invisible wind instantly enveloped her entire body, carrying Yu Huan nearly ten meters away, creating a slight distance between her and the approaching clown. Satisfied, Yu Huan snapped her fingers.

"Very good, speed buff, then next..."

"Gululu~~~"

The chubby funny creature suddenly accelerated, and a huge figure suddenly jumped up in a bounce, then opened its mouth and bit Yu Huan who was diagonally below. Yu Huan was not in a hurry, and just when the other party swooped down and was close to the ground for a few meters, he suddenly rolled to the side.

"Bang~~~"

The huge and funny attack missed the target, but it directly damaged all the roads within five meters around it, including the one side under Yu Huan's feet. Seeing this, Yu Huan suddenly jumped up while the crack had not completely collapsed, and jumped towards the safe road in the distance. At the same time, he stretched out his hand and patted a meteor beside him.

"Bang~~~"

Light surrounded him, but the next second, the surging gravity swept over him, causing Yu Huan's expression to change slightly:

"Tsk, gravity?"

With the negative buff on his body, it seemed as if he was seizing the opportunity and took advantage of the moment when Yu Huan's speed slowed down to catch up again. His huge mouth opened, and although it was still several meters away from Yu Huan, a long bright red tongue suddenly emerged from it and swept directly towards Yu Huan.

"That's why I'm determined not to use the magical girl's abilities!"

"Bang~~"

He turned around and punched out, his entire body instantly covered in red armor. He knocked back the attacking tongue with one punch and then, not knowing who he was complaining to, he started to speak:

"This damn tentacle monster is the natural enemy of magical girls!"

That has a causal effect, so Yu Huan resolutely refused to use the magical girl's ability, even though she would have the ability to fly after transforming. After all...what if she really got cursed by the universe and was entangled? She didn't want to be like this!

"Wow~~~"

The bright red tongue was repelled, but it was not discouraged. Instead, it swung in the air and then rushed towards Yu Huan again at an even faster speed. This time, Yu Huan did not fight back, because just before that punch, the funny figure had taken the opportunity to get closer to him. If he fought back at this time, he would most likely be caught up. Thinking of this, Yu Huan decisively chose... to retreat!

"Hula~~"

The red figure instantly turned blue, and the running figure turned into an afterimage in an instant. When Yu Huan appeared again, he was already dozens of meters away.

"Gululu~~"

And behind her, the huge funny creature was still chasing her relentlessly, with a face full of ridicule.

20.Thirty years have passed...Don’t bully the poor loli!

(This is Feather's first year in SF, happy new year everyone!)

"Huff~Huff~Huff~Finally...Finally..."

In the vast starry sky, a figure in blue armor stood in it. Behind him, in the center of countless huge glass fragments suspended in the air, a round and funny thing was emitting a faint light. If you look closely, you will find that there is a light yellow light shield that is binding it. Seeing this scene, Yu Huan's face under the mask immediately revealed a smile of victory.

"Finally...successful!"

At this moment, without accelerating or dodging, Yu Huan just turned his head to look at the funny guy behind him who still had a shameless expression, and then a bright smile appeared on his face. However, facing the huge crystal platform in front of him, he stepped on it without thinking.

"Bang bang bang~~Bang bang bang~~"

The colorful fireworks bloomed almost the moment Yu Huan stepped on them. Along with the sounds, a huge banner began to flash in front of her eyes, with four big words clearly written on it: Congratulations on passing the level!

Yes, Yuhuan passed the level. After experiencing numerous hardships, countless failures, and being driven to the point of wanting to go berserk countless times, Yuhuan finally succeeded with her unremitting perseverance and stepped onto this platform of glory for her at this moment.

"Woo~~~"

At the same time, the huge monster behind him seemed to have sensed Yu Huan's victory at this moment. There was still a mocking smile on his round face, but the sound coming from it was somehow sad and unwilling. Yu Huan, who obviously heard this emotion from the other party's voice, immediately said: Shout a few more times, it sounds so cool!

He instantly felt proud and accomplished one of his obsessions by conquering this game that the scavengers called the rookie killer. Yu Huan felt refreshed, but at the same time, he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed... This is a common problem for most game masters. When you have worked hard to conquer a super difficult game, you will inevitably have such a feeling. You will always have the illusion that you don't know what to do for a while.

Yu Huan was in this state at the moment, but she didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck. Just when she was confused for a moment, the system screen automatically popped up and automatically turned to the "Task" option. Yu Huan clearly saw that one of the tasks was flashing a faint light:

'C-Rank Mission: Complete Strategy!'

'Quest requirements: Additional level-breaking program, please defeat it before it escapes!'

'Mission conditions: You cannot use any malicious game props, and you are only allowed to have your own powerful props!'

Mission Reward: Game Cartridge: Funny Parkour x 1, Player Driver Blueprint x 1!

'Mission Review: Genius player Yu, ready to go!'

"Huh? Do I have this mission?"

When Yu Huan saw the C-level mission suddenly flashing in front of her, her first reaction was confusion. After all, she had seen it before. Apart from the A-level Freshman Festival mission, she had only opened E-level and F-level missions at present. Moreover, most of these tasks were relatively tedious and the rewards were not high. Therefore, Yu Huan did not try to accept them. However, this does not mean that Yu Huan did not remember which tasks were.

Among that pile of tasks, Yu Huan was sure that he had not missed any, so this task obviously did not exist before.

"Yes, Master, this is a new task!"

The system appeared at the right time and gave an explanation:

'The generation of tasks is randomly generated based on your daily behavior. In other words, every unexpected action of yours has a certain chance of generating a task!'

"I see!"

After hearing this, Yu Huan suddenly realized:

"Simply put, this is a triggered quest. Because I dealt with that funny creature, a new quest appeared, right?"

'Yes, Master!'

Upon hearing this, Yu Huan fell silent for a moment, then suddenly opened the E-level task list that was filled with a series of tasks, and pointed at the light screen and asked:

"Are these tasks also triggered by my actions?"

"...Yes, Master, what's the problem?"