Just a magical girl who picks up trash

Facing Yu Huan's sudden question, the system gave an honest answer, and at the end asked a question with some confusion. Yu Huan nodded decisively without thinking, and then pointed to one of the tasks!

"What is Ren..."

Following the sound, I saw that what Yu Huan was referring to was one of the E-level tasks:

'E-rank mission: Kiss of Promise!'

'Quest requirements: Kiss a woman!'

'Mission conditions: The other party's favorability must be above 80%, and it must be lips!'

Mission Reward: Spirit Coins x 1000, One-time Job Card (Saber) x 1

Mission Review: Spring is the season when everything... speaks out. My lovely girl, it's time to show off your charm!

"so……"

Yu Huan blinked expressionlessly and asked calmly:

"Can you tell me how I triggered this mission?"

Judging from the records, this is a completed task, and the completion time is not long. It was completed inexplicably about ten minutes ago because of Xia Miao. However, it was also because of this that Yu Huan noticed it from dozens of tasks. After receiving the reward without thinking, Yu Huan had no doubts about why this task appeared at first, but when he heard the system talk about the prerequisites for the system to appear, he immediately became suspicious.

Kiss a woman with an 80% or higher favorability rating, and it has to be on the mouth: Even if Yu Huan's emotional intelligence is low, at least her IQ is still online. Such a bizarre task requirement obviously doesn't seem like something that should happen between friends, but rather between lovers. What on earth did she do to deserve such a task? Yu Huan was undoubtedly very curious about this. When she looked at the system with a puzzled look, the system's answer was also unusually concise and clear:

"...Master, it seems that Tianling is having some trouble with the Clow Cards. I want to go check it out!"

After leaving just this sentence, the next second, although the light curtain was opened, the voice of the system had disappeared from his mind. Yu Huan was slightly stunned at first, and after he reacted, the corners of his mouth twitched as expected, and then... he didn't care!

"I always feel like I've been ripped off somewhere!"

Although such a strange thought flashed through his mind, Yu Huan did not really take it seriously. After all, the system would not harm him, right?

After confirming this, Yu Huan decisively felt relieved, and at the same time, he once again focused on the new task in front of him. At first, he was just curious about the task, so Yu Huan had not looked at it carefully, but just glanced at it hastily. Now, he took a look at it, and the next second, he saw Yu Huan was slightly stunned, and then suddenly raised his head to look at the huge funny thing that was still fixed in the air in front of him, and then raised his head again to look at the task in front of him, and raised his head again to look at the funny thing...

This was repeated more than ten times. For some reason, every time Yu Huan's gaze came over, Xiao Zhan, who was clearly just a program but very human, shuddered inexplicably. Not only that, as Yu Huan raised his head more and more frequently, Xiao Zhan was horrified to find that the look in Yu Huan's eyes when he looked at him became more and more fiery, and there was even a little bit of... disgust as if he was looking at an enemy?

In fact, the funny guy was not wrong about this, because the next second...

“Ahahahahaha~~hahahaha~~hahahaha~~”

A wild smile suddenly burst out from Yu Huan's mouth at a certain moment, as if the resentment that had been accumulated in her heart for a long time had finally found an outlet. Yu Huan laughed so hard that she sat down on the ground. However, despite this, she was still laughing, as if she had encountered something extremely happy. She just laughed non-stop, and even rolled over after laughing. Those who didn't know her would think that she was not happy, but had a stomachache!

After laughing in this ungraceful manner for nearly three minutes in this space, Yu Huan suddenly jumped up from the ground in the next second. He moved his body a little, then raised his head and looked straight at the funny thing in front of him. This time, there was no concealment in his eyes, and what flashed in his eyes was strong anger and... excitement!

"Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. Don't look down on the poor little girl!"

"Lolita's revenge is never too late!"

"Karma will always pay off!"

A series of inexplicable words suddenly uttered from Yu Huan's mouth, and then thousands of words converged into the final sentence full of pride and pride:

'Mission: Complete the strategy; Objective: Kill the funny one!'

Regarding this task, Yu Huan only wants to say:

The reward can be lost, but the funny thing must die!

Leave it to me, I can do this task a thousand times!

therefore……

"I never thought you'd end up like this. How ridiculous... Die!"

"Bang~~~"

Without a word, the bright red armor wrapped around his whole body. The next second, Yu Huan disappeared from the spot. When he appeared again, he was right above the funny guy. The glow of fire suddenly flashed under his feet. Looking at the funny guy below who seemed to have not reacted yet, Yu Huan didn't say anything and directly used a knight's ultimate move: Knight Kick!

"Bang~~~"

"Woooooo~~~"

With a huge roar, a huge yellow sphere fell from the sky, and then hit heavily on... a fist that arrived first.

"Bang~~~"

21. Oh my god, the internet is crashing!

(Dear friends, don’t forget to wear a mask when you go out!)

Cool!

At this moment, this can be said to be Yu Huan's greatest feeling. Except for the time when he was reborn with a healthy body, this is the time in such a long time that Yu Huan truly feels relaxed physically and mentally!

"Bang~~~"

The continuous punches would each time send the funny creature flying high into the sky. However, for Yu Huan, who had no more attack restrictions, this was obviously not enough to quell the anger that had accumulated over a long period of time. With each connection of the punches, Yu Huan almost turned into an afterimage. The only thing that could be seen was the huge funny creature flying in the air for a long time but unable to actually land, constantly making sounds that were not sure whether they were mocking or wailing.

"God..."

I have to say that although the funny one is quite weak in combat except for swallowing people, the opponent's defense is really strong. At least after being beaten by Yu Huan for ten minutes and being a flying ball in the air for ten minutes, he still had a calm and sarcastic face. Not to mention that he did not suffer any damage from the beginning to the end, but he became more round. This naturally made Yu Huan feel comfortable physically and mentally, but he was more eager to flatten the opponent. Therefore, when he used physical attacks to throw the opponent into the sky again, Yu Huan, who had no patience left, decisively started to use his big moves!

“…Break!”

"Boom~~~"

Pink attention suddenly burst out from the Heart of the Rising Sun that appeared in her hand at some point. The huge explosion instantly swept across the surroundings, and it seemed to disperse the stars in the sky. At that moment, it was seen that in the direction of the funny explosion, the stars in the sky had completely disappeared, and in their place was a pitch-black void with nothing in sight.

However, what was also clearly visible in the void was a yellow funny creature. It was still that mocking face, still those curved eyes, and still... But if you look closely, you can see that there were some scars on its body. This finally gave Yu Huan a glimmer of hope to defeat the opponent, so a smile suddenly appeared on his face!

"Come again!"

The boss has a lot of health? It doesn't matter, being able to just beat it up like this is actually pretty good. Besides, I have a lot of moves. Although Yu Huan knows these moves from anime, they are more or less unfamiliar when they are actually put into practice. But now... a professional and durable sparring partner has appeared before me. If I don't practice all the skills I can use, Yu Huan feels that he will be letting down the selfless dedication of the funny guy!

In response, the selfless and dedicated funny said: No, I didn’t mean to contribute, really!

"Meteor...scatter!"

"咻咻咻~~~"

Countless starlights transformed into attacks and surrounded the funny creature from all directions. After constantly trying out various skills on him, Yu Huan continued to use them for nearly half an hour. Even with Yu Huan's enormous magic power, it finally reached its limit. At the same time, the funny creature in front of Yu Huan had long lost its previous roundness and luster.

Clear cracks covered the body of the **, and the curved eyes no longer had the previous ripples, but instead had traces of tears. Although the cunning smile was still so asking for a beating, one could also feel a hint of pity from it.

Of course, in response to the opponent's slightly pitiful aura, Yu Huan said: "Hold back? No way!"

Therefore, after sending it high into the sky again, Yu Huan silently weighed his physical strength and magic power in his mind and raised the Heart of the Rising Sun in his hand without saying a word. At the same time, the blue armor on his body also flashed with light, and turned into emerald green in the next second.

"Buzz buzz~~~"

Endless wind surrounded his body, and his five senses were almost instantly strengthened to the extreme level. In the Pegasus form, the Heart of the Rising Sun in his hand, which was continuously releasing magic bullets, was twisted and turned into a Pegasus crossbow. The tip was directly aimed at the funny thing that was still floating in the air. Yu Huan's attention was fixed on the opponent at this moment.

However... this is not the end, because...

"One last blow, let me give you something big!"

As she said this, the next second, lightning flashed from her body... or rather, from her armor. Without any warning, the next second, golden lines containing mysterious inscriptions appeared on her hands, shoulders, legs, and the edges of the armor on her neck. Dark green shoulder armor covered her shoulders, but only her left hand. The lightning flashed down and circled around the Pegasus crossbow held in her left hand. The Pegasus crossbow, which was originally in the shape of a pistol, visibly turned into a spear-like shape, and the bow shape at the beginning also turned into a long sword shape!

"Come on, even if I don't have a nuclear kick, at least try to take my powerful attack from the Sublime Pegasus!"

As he spoke, Yu Huan stretched the bolt at the end of the Sublime Pegasus Crossbow backwards little by little, and visible green electric lights were drawn into it like a sea embracing hundreds of rivers, gradually converging into a huge ball of light flashing with electric light.

"The food is served~~~"

"Boom~~~"

Let go...launch!

The emerald green light instantly cut through the night sky and rushed directly towards the funny thing in mid-air. As the huge green light instantly enveloped it, a huge sound that was not sure whether it was a scream or joy (?) suddenly came from it, and then stopped abruptly.

"Boom boom boom~~~"

"It should be... almost done, right?"

The armor on her body had quietly disappeared, replaced by a white dress belonging to a magical girl. The sublimated Pegasus crossbow in her hand also seemed to have exhausted all its power after one strike and turned into a point of light and dissipated, once again turning into the appearance of the Heart of the Rising Sun. She watched the continuous explosions in the air while panting, with anticipation in her eyes.

"~~~"

However… the expected mission completion notification did not ring in his mind. Instead, under Yu Huan's gaze, a mocking smile that could be seen with the naked eye once again appeared in the void after the explosion. It was still that mean smile. Although there were no words or any extra sounds, at this moment Yu Huan clearly felt what the other party wanted to express: You can't do it~~~

Very good, this is already the biggest irony, but what is surprising is that there is no anger on Yu Huan's face at this moment after being provoked. At this moment, not only is her heart calm, she even wants to laugh... Well, she has already laughed!

"Are you happy? Do you think I'm not good enough?"

Smiling, she raised her head and looked at the girl in front of her, whose expression was as ridiculous as ever. The next second, Yu Huan's face suddenly showed an even brighter smile. She suddenly raised the Heart of the Rising Sun high above her head again. At this moment, the girl in white made a smiling declaration:

"Then let's try my last move. I'm now... at full strength!"

Light! Pink light! Pink rays of light, like star-shaped dots, began to flicker from the void in all directions, and then began to converge towards Yu Huan like a vast ocean.

"Buzz buzz~~~"

The pink light band spread out in a certain direction with the Heart of the Rising Sun as its center. After turning around, the head and tail merged together and gathered in the void to form a huge magic circle light band that was several meters long.

“Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh~~Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh~~~”

Pink meteoric light continued to gather within the magic circle, and a pink ball of light visible to the naked eye began to gather within the magic circle, growing larger and larger, and larger and larger...

"?!"

At that moment, even the mocking smile on the face of the funny guy from beginning to end seemed to condense for a moment, and then the smile on his face began to gradually disappear without Yu Huan noticing, and was replaced by a look of shock. Of course, this look did not come from the funny guy, but from the staff behind him who used the funny guy's body to come in and check because he detected a huge fluctuation of magic power.

Then, as soon as he possessed the body, he saw a huge ball of light in front of him.

"What the hell is this?!"

These were the last words of a programmer at the Scavengers' headquarters, because the next second he clearly saw a petite figure whose face could not be seen from the back of the light ball suddenly waving down the... cane in her hand?

"Starlight... Breaker~~~~"

"Boom~~~"

What does it feel like to see a starry sky pouring down? This was the final scene unfolding before the programmer's eyes. Endless pink starlight transformed into a beam of light, enveloping him (hilariously). Purified by the radiance, like a pure world, his body gradually melted beneath the gentle glow, then vanished...

However... this is not the end, because...

"Boom boom boom~~~Boom boom boom~~~"

The giant pink beam of light pierced through the clown's body without a second thought. The moment the other party finished speaking, it rushed straight forward without slowing down, continuing to move forward, directly piercing the endless starry sky, piercing the infinite void, piercing through... one after another of the originally isolated game spaces, and finally...

"Boom~~~"

"?!"

"Ahhhhhh~~~My ears!"

"What the hell?!"

"What...what happened? Is the world ending?"

"Holy crap! Why did the scavenger network crash?!"

"What the hell? How did I die?"

"I'm invincible, aren't I? How can I die?"

"What the hell... which desolate lord is online? Don't crash the internet even if you lose the game!"

That night, countless male and female scavengers who were constantly fighting in the scavenger network were forced to withdraw from the network they had relied on for survival and training, and at the same time were forced to wake up from their sleep (surfing the Internet).

That night, countless Huangwang programmers who were resting in their beds were woken up from their warm beds. After pulling out all the remaining hair on their heads, they began to work overtime to repair Huangwang's programs.

That night, the scavenger network that had been operating for thousands of years without any accidents... exploded!

22.Technology Killer: Xiao Ya!

"Huh? What's going on? Is the internet down?"

She was fighting well, but she never expected that her vision would suddenly go black. The next second, when Yu Huan opened her eyes again, she saw her familiar bedroom. She blinked for a long time and couldn't come back to her senses. After a while, she sighed:

"It turns out that even high-tech devices like virtual reality headsets can lose internet connection. I've seen it all!"

Yu Huan, completely unaware of the situation, sighed immediately, then took off his helmet and shook his head, not caring at all. He had already cleared the game, so even if the internet connection was disconnected at this moment, it wouldn't be a big loss for him. After all...

'C-Rank Mission: Complete Strategy (Completed)'

'Mission Reward: Game Cartridge: Funny Parkour 1, Player Driver Blueprint 1 has been placed in the system backpack!'

'Mission completion: 100%!'

'Task Overall Rating: Excellent!'

Mission evaluation: Excellent fight, I've been fed up with that ridiculousness for a while now!