The correct way to open the magical girl

It wasn't until Li Xuan took out the familiar remote control from the box that Li Manyi felt like the sky was falling.

If my daughter's boyfriend found out about me smuggling a small toy, wouldn't my life as an elder be over? What floor is my house on? Would jumping from the sixth floor guarantee death? No, no, even if I were a trapeze artist, the medical examiner would probably write in the autopsy report: "A toy was found with the deceased." That would be a joke..."

Li Manya's brain short-circuited instantly, and she felt uneasy about her own thoughts. But the worst thing was that the effect of the wine of joy was still continuing, and now she couldn't help but want to continue what she had just done in the bathroom.

"No! Absolutely not! No matter what, I can't reward myself in front of my daughter's boyfriend! I'm really crazy. Am I going to ruin my daughter's happiness for life?!"

At this time, Li Manyi did not know that the remote control in Li Xuan's hand was handed over by his daughter, who was more filial than Jaina. Even the entire dinner was planned by his daughter for her sexual happiness.

What's even more outrageous is that Li Sijie was hiding in the corner at this time, watching Li Xuan flirting with her aunt with relish.

Li Manyi managed to suppress her anger and planned to make up a random excuse to get the remote back. However, she didn't expect Li Xuan to press the button at this moment.

Like a spark dropped into a pot of hot oil, Li Manyi felt as if she were ignited, burning from the bottom up like a torch. She lost her strength and fell limply to the ground, remaining dazed until Li Xuan carried her into the bedroom.

In fact, she was not completely unconscious because of the small vibration, but she had no choice but to pretend to be confused at this time.

"Did he press it on purpose? No, he looks like a polite and good kid, and his behavior is very well-behaved. There's no way he could have done it on purpose..."

So, it must have been an accident, right? That's right, he definitely hasn't recognized what it is, otherwise there wouldn't be any reaction. No... after lying down... the vibration is even stronger. I have to find a way to make him turn it off~"

Li Manyi closed her eyes and tried hard to think of a reason to ask Li Xuan to turn off the remote control.

However, compared to this, she now has a more urgent need - the feeling of vibration makes her more sad, and she really needs a channel to express her emotions.

But in front of the junior Li Xuan, she could neither show too many body movements nor make too strange noises. This feeling of having nowhere to release made her very depressed.

Li Xuan was a very experienced man. He had long seen his aunt's dilemma and very considerately came up with a solution that would allow her to speak out freely while also saving her face.

"Aunt, this rubber stick can only vibrate mechanically, so the effect may not be very good. I have learned some fingering techniques by myself, so let me help you. Of course, my technique may be a bit heavy, so if you can't help but make a sound, that's normal."

As Li Xuan spoke, he turned off the vibration function of the rubber stick and instead used his dexterous fingers to help Li Manyi massage his shoulders.

Chapter 437: Meal Replacement is Good, But You Can’t Eat It All the Time

Li Xuan was so considerate that he even found an excuse, and Li Manyi had no choice but to accept it.

After all, having an excuse is much more decent than saying it out loud.

As Li Xuan pressed with just the right strength and position, Li Manyi's voice continued to be heard.

Li Xuan's technique made her eliminate all the fatigue accumulated over the past few days, and her relaxed body allowed her to better enjoy the pleasure brought by the toys, making her feel even more unbearable.

"Good boy, stop pressing. Auntie is already... very comfortable. Go outside and see if Sijie has come back. If she does, ask her to wash the dishes and put the leftovers in the refrigerator." Li Manya said softly.

"Sijie just sent me a message saying that she will be back later. I will clean up the table later." Li Xuan replied.

"How can that be? You are a guest, I can't let you do that..."

"Aunt, I'm Sijie's boyfriend, which means we're family. What's wrong with me helping with some housework? You're so polite." Li Xuan said as he inadvertently pressed the corner of the bed with his trouser leg, and happened to press the button on the remote control in his trouser pocket, turning on the high-frequency vibration.

For a moment, Li Manyi's body stiffened. She could even hear a buzzing sound, and her face turned red.

In fact, the vibration sound was not obvious to Li Xuan, but because of the bone conduction, Li Manyi could hear it very clearly. However, she mistakenly thought that Li Xuan could hear it clearly, so she looked even more embarrassed.

Normally, she would only turn on the highest vibration level when she climaxed, and this was the first time she had ever had it vibrate continuously. Furthermore, she was being stared at by her daughter's boyfriend the entire time, so one could imagine how embarrassed she felt.

"Aunt's health doesn't seem to be very good. When I pressed you just now, I found that you reacted very strongly." Li Xuan asked casually.

"Maybe I'm too tired. I feel much better after you massaged me just now." Li Manyi said while trying to maintain a normal tone.

"The traditional medicine of the Golden Country has the saying 'if the flow is unobstructed, there will be no pain, if the flow is unobstructed, there will be no pain'. Although this may not apply to all situations, if you feel abnormal pain when pressing certain parts of your body, it means that your body has accumulated a lot of stress over a long period of time. And it's not just physical fatigue, it also affects your mental health." Li Xuan said seriously.

"Is this related to the spirit?" Li Manyi asked curiously.

"Of course it is related. The body and mind are inseparable and must not be viewed separately. A bad spirit will make people haggard, and a bad body can also improve the spirit. Aunt, forgive me for being offensive: have you had any symptoms such as dizziness, nausea, cramps, and menstrual disorders recently?" Li Xuan asked.

Li Manyi was surprised: he thought that this question was a bit offensive, but he did have these problems. How could he know when they met for the first time?

"Yes, a little bit. Do you also know medicine?" Li Manyi asked with forced calmness.

"Of course I don't understand, but I just happen to know the crux of my aunt's problem." Li Xuan said mysteriously.

"I've had a physical examination and there's nothing wrong with me. Although I'm very busy at work, I've been trying to maintain good living habits, and the doctors say I'm in good health." Li Manyi replied hurriedly.

"That's because you didn't touch me... No, that's not right. It's because you are too regular and too harsh on yourself, so this happens. This symptom cannot be detected by a physical examination." Li Xuan explained.

"If the physical examination can't show it, how can you tell?" Li Manya asked doubtfully.

"Let me ask you a few more questions: Have you recently been irritable, confused, out of control, or suddenly lost your sense of reality about everything around you?" Li Xuan asked again.

"That's true...but how did you know? I haven't even told Sijie about these circumstances." Li Manya said in surprise.

Li Xuan thought that most women who were dissatisfied with their sexual desire had these characteristics. As long as he mentioned a few more symptoms, he would get the right answer eventually.

However, he didn't intend to continue using this charlatan's tactics. After all, if he talked too much, there would always be loopholes. So he planned to quote some previous research results to consolidate his subsequent logic.

"Aunt, have you heard of hysteria? I mean hysteria, the etymology of which is 'hystera', which means uterus. It is said that once a woman suffers from this disease, she will experience the symptoms I just mentioned - of course, this statement is no longer recognized by modern medicine. After all, it is a bit presumptuous to blame all causes of disease on the uterus and the desire for pregnancy." Li Xuan smiled.

Li Manya nodded. "Early medicine was full of imagination. Things like the theory of four humors and bloodletting were products of that era."

"Aunt, you are absolutely right. The ancient medicine of the Golden Kingdom has also made many such mistakes. But then again, although this theory is not rigorous, the treatment methods derived from it are very effective." Li Xuan continued.

"Treatment methods?" Li Manyi recalled her memories of hysteria. She was a highly educated woman and loved reading much more than Li Sijie, so she had a wealth of knowledge in all aspects. After searching her memory, she quickly remembered the introduction she had seen in a book.

"Use fingers, water flow or health care equipment to make the patient reach..." Li Manya said halfway, and suddenly covered her mouth with a red face.

"That's right. Doctors at that time had to work very hard to treat this disease. It takes a long time for a woman to reach that state, so her fingers get tired easily. That's why they invented this vibrating device to do the job." Li Xuan said, turning on the vibration of the rubber stick with ill intentions.

Li Manyi was so embarrassed that she wanted to crawl under the bed, but there was nowhere to escape. She was a smart woman, and since Li Xuan had said this, she naturally knew that her little secret had been exposed - or at least aroused suspicion.

But for the sake of her own dignity, she still pretended to know nothing and did not make eye contact with Li Xuan, so as not to be discovered by her daughter's boyfriend.

"Through word of mouth, many women knew about the benefits of this treatment method. Even if they didn't have those symptoms, they would lie and say they had hysteria and ask doctors for treatment - in fact, they just wanted to feel better. Later, over time, this treatment method became popular, and women were embarrassed to go to the doctor all the time, but these wonderful little props have been passed down to this day and are still useful today." Li Xuan said, taking out another lifelike rubber stick from the drawer.

"I think this is a great invention. It solves many invisible social problems. But meal replacements are just meal replacements after all, just like the customer service representative Xiaoxiang used Teacher Da Miao as a meal replacement, but he was never full; using rubber products as a meal replacement for men will always lead to malnutrition." Li Xuan leaned over and poked the scary-looking rubber stick into Li Manya's face and said.

Chapter 438 Treatment of Hysteria

Seeing such realistic-looking toys, Li Manyi knew that everything was ruined.

If the previous rubber stick could be falsely described as a health care device, then any adult - even a fool - could see the true purpose of this one.

Her face felt like it was on fire, and her heart felt like it was frying in oil - and she was as frantically stirring the wok and feeling uneasy as Collapse, the famous chef from the Land of Snow.

Should I use my status as an elder to stop him, or should I just pretend to be ignorant?

No matter what he did, there was a possibility that Li Xuan would tell Li Sijie about this. Regardless of his original intention, he used the toy on his own initiative. What should he do if his daughter misunderstood that he had actively seduced her boyfriend?

Just when Li Manyi was hesitating, Li Xuan had already taken out the finger gloves from the drawer and put them on his index and middle fingers.

"Don't worry, aunt. My fingering skills are excellent, and Sijie also praised me for being very good. Let me give you some treatment - of course, I won't let her know." Li Xuan said.

"I refuse! This is absolutely unacceptable! You and I are not only different in gender, but also in age. How could you do such a ridiculous thing!!"

Li Manya wanted to scold him like this, but his body, soaked in the wine of joy, could not open his mouth no matter what. The only word that came out of his mouth was "hmm", like the hum of a mosquito.

Li Xuan gently lifted Li Manya's legs and pulled down the covering cloth.

"It's over, the matter of the sanitary napkin and the little toy is going to be discovered!" Li Manyi thought to herself that this was not good. She regretted very much why she had agreed just now and why she didn't act like an elder and sternly stop it.

But now, it's too late.

Li Xuan threw the sanitary napkin soaked with liquid into the trash can, took out a pack of wet wipes to wipe the rest, and then reached out to take out the toy. This series of actions was so smooth and flowing, without any disrespect or blasphemy.

Li Manyu even felt in a trance: Could it be that this was just a very ordinary little thing, and I was just being too sensitive?

No, no! This is absolutely not normal! As a foster mother, doing this in my own bedroom with my daughter's boyfriend is unacceptable, right? If my daughter caught me, how would I explain it? No, no, no, no! No matter how I explain it, it's useless! She will definitely hate me for the rest of her life, and then her boyfriend will break up with her!

She'd lost two important people at once. What would become of her life? Would she become depressed? Would she ever recover? Would she still be able to graduate?

But on the bright side, if she breaks up with her boyfriend, then wouldn't I... have a chance? As for age, I'm probably only a few years older than Li Xuan. Since I take good care of myself, even if I say we're the same age, people might believe it. And my conditions are...

Wait, what on earth was I thinking? Thinking of stealing my daughter's boyfriend, how shameless is that!!!

Just when Li Manyi's mind was beginning to have a mess of fantasies, Li Xuan also began to display his finger techniques: first two dragons playing with a pearl, then three immortals returning to the cave - of course, with Li Manyi's development, three was already the limit, and it was even beginning to be a little unbearable.

"Oh my god, how come his fingering is so good? It's much better than when I do it myself! Or is it that strange hands... strange men's hands make me more..."

Li Manyi didn't dare to think any further. She was completely immersed in the feeling just now and even began to become a little intoxicated.

After half an hour of fingering service, Li Manyi was completely captivated by the superb skills, and the effect of the wine of joy finally eased a little.

However, what made her sad was that Li Xuan's fingering was always superficial and he was never willing to go deep, which made the more core itchy feeling unable to be relieved.

"It seems to be working well, aunt. I'll go clean up the dishes. You should have a good rest. It will be easier to ask a boyfriend for help with this kind of thing in the future." Li Xuan took off the finger gloves and threw them back into the trash can. He helped her put on her clothes very gentlemanly, then got up and left.

"and many more!"

Li Manyu subconsciously made a sound to persuade her to stay.

"What's wrong, aunt? Are you feeling unwell anywhere else?" Li Xuan asked, turning around.

"I...I am a non-marriageist and may never find a boyfriend in my life." Li Manya sat up and said with her head down.

"For a lifetime? Okay, I respect your choice. No matter what, Sijie and I will be filial to you for the rest of our lives." Li Xuan knew that his tactics of playing hard to get had worked, but he still acted calmly - of course, this was also forced. After all, he had been served by Li Sijie halfway and then left alone, and now he urgently needed to find a warm nest at 37° to reheat.

"So...so...why not...just let you do it. Here...it still feels a little uncomfortable here." Li Manya pointed to her lower abdomen - that was actually the location of her uterus.

"Eh? Is this appropriate? If we go any deeper, it will go beyond the scope of treatment, and fingers can't reach that place." Li Xuan scratched his head and made an embarrassed expression.

"You can use...something else instead of fingers." Li Manya didn't know what kind of mood she was in when she said this, but it was obvious that she had reached the point where she could temporarily suppress her shame for the sake of pleasure.

"Well, aunt, you can use whatever you can find as a substitute." Li Xuan turned around and lay on his back on the bed, then lay motionless.

"I'm committing a crime... I can never betray my daughter... But if I use a condom, it doesn't count, right?" Li Manya made up a reason to convince himself, then took out a rubber product from the drawer.

She pulled the cloth aside with her own hands, and when she saw the real thing, she almost fainted with happiness.

At that moment she was convinced that no rubber product could compare to the real thing in front of her.

With trembling hands, she carefully tied Li Xuan up and put on safety measures, and then began to enjoy the feast she had never tasted since she was born.

The drive to pursue happiness is limitless. Li Xuan only needs to lie there quietly to enjoy the pleasant service. Everything is initiated by Li Manyi. She even began to feel guilty towards Li Xuan halfway through, ashamed of why she had to do this.

However, now that things have come to this, the guilt cannot stop her, and it may even make her more motivated.

She moved with increasing amplitude and exerted more and more strength, and finally with a "pop" sound, the safety measure that could not withstand the excessive impact force was broken through.

"Oops!"

A trace of despair flashed across Li Manya's eyes, but it soon turned into a desperate indulgence.

Chapter 439 Oracle Shield

She pretended not to know that the safety measures had been broken and continued with her previous actions.

But Li Xuan didn't let her go. He put on a panicked expression and warned her, "Auntie, Auntie! Something seems to be broken!"

Li Xuan deliberately emphasized the word "aunt" in his address, not only reminding her that she was now in Wu Tao's state, but also reminding her of her identity as an elder that she was about to forget.

Under the blessing of double shame, Li Manyi wished he could modify the World Tree immediately, delete his existence from this world forever, and disappear from everyone's memory.

However, the cruelty of reality lies in the fact that it does not give you the option to roll back, and the mistakes you make cannot be solved by escaping.

Moreover, as things developed to this point, Li Manyi could no longer bear to give up this increasingly high level of joy.

"Even if we stop right now, the fact has already happened. Why not... let it go completely?"

After this thought came to her mind, Li Manyi no longer had any scruples. She had thrown all the treatment for hysteria, all the decency and respect out of her mind.

She leaned over and embraced Li Xuan passionately in a kiss. This kiss also completely declared her status downgraded from elder to woman.

Although she has the figure and appearance of a queen, because she has never experienced this before, Li Manyi's performance has a kind of awkwardness and cuteness of a young girl. In addition, her face that looks like Li Sijie makes Li Xuan even more interested.

He no longer held back and displayed his best skills, torturing Li Manyi to exhaustion, and finally stopping only when she lost consciousness in the grand climax.

Of course, this didn't actually take much effort. After all, Li Xuan was already accustomed to fighting on multiple fronts, and it was easy for him to deal with an ordinary human being.

"Hey, is it over?! Get off my mom!" Li Sijie had sat in the corner of the room without her knowing when, watching the fight with a cup of Coke in her hand.

"When did you come in?" Li Xuan asked.

"Of course I've been here since the beginning. How could I miss such a good show?" Li Sijie said with a smile.

"Can you say something...to make me more excited?" Li Xuan said with some lingering feeling.

"Okay." Li Sijie pressed the corners of her mouth with her fingers, adjusted her expression, and then walked out of the room.

A few seconds later, she casually opened the door with a Coke in her hand, then showed a surprised expression as if she had just discovered this scene, and the Coke bottle in her hand fell to the ground with a snap.

"Oh my God! Brother Xuan! What are you doing with my mother?" Li Sijie's pupils contracted violently, as if she was really frightened.

"Here." Li Xuan nodded and even moved a few times in cooperation.

"Mr. Li! Please don't fire my mom! Look, my mom has fainted. What if you fire her and hurt her?" Li Sijie cried and rushed forward to try to pull Li Xuan away, but her strength was so small that she could only help pull him away a few centimeters, and then she bounced back as soon as she let go. The sudden impact made Li Manyi, who was in a daze, couldn't help but groan.

"I'll feel guilty if I overact." Li Xuan frowned.