The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

"Um, look at their expressions, do they look like they know these things?"

"Clark..." Bruce grabbed Clark's clothes, "Don't talk any more!"

……

Midtown, Star Laboratory.

"Hey, big guy, how are you doing today?" Cisco handed a cup of hot cocoa to the man in front of him. "It's one of the few days when you're not on the time ship, isn't it?"

"Thanks, man." Nate Haywood, AKA Iron Citizen, member of the Legendary Team, "This kind of life is definitely an indispensable seasoning for us in time travel... You know, a month ago I was catching poachers who inexplicably got time traveler equipment in the prehistoric Jurassic, and a week later, I was recovering the elixir called "Devil's Blood" in medieval Europe..."

"Demon blood? Sounds pretty cool."

Cisco raised an eyebrow and sat in another chair.

"Yeah?" Nate Heywood smiled. "It's really cool... but it would be better if they weren't a batch of Coca-Cola from 2014... and they're made in the Republic!"

"...Are you serious?"

"Am I kidding?" Nate Haywood pointed at his face with a look of despair. "Working on the timeline for a long time will cause me to start to suffer from professional burnout in history... This is not a good thing. I am a historian."

Just as Nate Haywood was complaining about his job to his friends, there was a sudden "knock knock knock" sound from the glass above his head.

The two people raised their heads subconsciously.

All they saw was the "superman" they knew, in civilian clothes, reaching out and knocking on the glass.

And behind him...

It is the huge Waverider.

……

"Um, Captain, I'm on vacation today... You shouldn't have forgotten about this, right?"

"Of course not, Nate." Sarah smiled kindly, "But this is urgent. Why don't you take the day off today?"

"alright."

"Hmm? Are you just going to accept your fate? Don't you idiots always have to cling to it for a while before giving up?"

"Look at the people around you, okay?" Nate Haywood whispered, "Superman, Batman, Iron Man, Green Arrow... Most importantly, there's Agent Lee, my boss! How can I refuse?"

"Although your vacation is over, I believe that your trip will be worthwhile." Li Chengfeng walked up, smiled and patted Nate Haywood on the shoulder, and then said, "In 1969, a massacre occurred in Woodstock... In other words, the Woodstock Music Festival... BOOM, it's gone."

"What the hell!" Nate Haywood sat up abruptly. "No, no, no, this is absolutely not possible! This is a major milestone in the development of rock music! We have to get going quickly! Saving rock music is equivalent to saving the world!"

Nate Haywood took off with a sprint and rushed out.

But Clark reached out and picked it up.

"Don't worry, we still need one last spell material..."

"Well, Nate, tell me..."

"Are you a virgin?"

Chapter 686 Li Chengfeng: FBI! Open the door!

Find the magic of the unicorn, the last item, and the most important one.

Is a virgin.

Of course, in most myths, unicorns only accept being ridden on the backs of virgins...

But in fact, it is not impossible to be a virgin.

but……

In today's American environment, if you want to find a virgin, you probably have to go to kindergarten...

But the worst thing is...

You cannot use an underage virgin to cast spells.

"To find a virgin over 18 years old? Although there may be one, it is definitely not easy to find one, right?" Nate Haywood's mouth twitched. "Even if we find one, the other party will probably try their best to cover up the truth for the sake of face... Wow, how about this? Fifteen years ago, near the border between America and Maple Leaf Country, there was an isolated village. It was full of people who escaped from big cities. They established a religion there, and only those who remained virgins could join. They claimed that they were keeping chastity for the gods..."

"Are you sure you want to use this person who sounds like a cult to do this?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, "Is this reliable?"

"Anyway, they only existed for about three years, left behind some weird videos, and then committed mass suicide." Nate shrugged. "Does this count as using up their surplus value?"

"I'm sorry, I know some inside information about the cult you mentioned." Bruce said calmly, "Although the specific information has not been made public, forget about the virginity. Because the leader of this religion claimed that God's will had descended upon him, and then he helped all the virgins in the cult get rid of this identity...regardless of gender."

"Fuck... there's this part?" Nate Haywood was a little dumbfounded.

"There's something even more exciting... The reason they committed mass suicide is because the leader's private life was too chaotic and he contracted AIDS... So he wanted to take everyone with him to die."

"...Fuck, I'm never going to watch documentaries about this again." Nate Haywood ruffled his hair and continued, "We can't be stuck here just because of a virgin, right?"

"Then do you have a better idea?"

"How about I use my money power to recruit one?"

"Then how can you be sure that the other person is real? And not someone who has undergone some kind of repair surgery?"

Finally, everyone fell silent.

They really didn't expect that a group of people who had saved the world and even the universe countless times would be stumped by an absolutely real virgin.

At this moment, Psyker, who was watching the fun from the side, weakly raised his hand.

"Um, Agent Lee, can I have a word?"

"Huh? Psyker!? Are you still a virgin?!" Li Chengfeng's eyes lit up, and he rushed to him, putting his hands on Psyker's shoulders. "Well, judging from your otaku outfit, this possibility is quite high!"

"I'm sorry, Agent Li, I've had four ex-girlfriends, and we all had a very harmonious relationship... Come on! You can't assume I'm a virgin just because of the way I dress! You're blatantly slapping me in the face!"

"You're not a virgin... so what do you want to say?"

Li Chengfeng suddenly lost interest in Cisco.

You’re not a virgin, what a waste!

"What I'm saying is that I might just know a virgin who's an adult and doesn't have to be afraid of exposing his time travel."

……

Caitlin Snow at home.

"Today's movie is really good." Caitlin Snow said with a smile as she sat at the dining table. "This dinner is also delicious and very... romantic."

"As long as you like it." Barry sat opposite her and smiled happily. "Of course, I still feel a little dissatisfied... I went to so many stores today, but all the rose-scented scented candles were sold out..."

"Shh…Barry."

Caitlin stood up from her seat and walked towards Barry.

Just as Barry was swallowing his saliva, Caitlin suddenly lowered her head and kissed Barry.

Just when the young widow and the handsome young man were about to make a scene...

There was an extra row of heads in the grass outside the house.

"Cisco, is what you said true? Barry Allen is still a virgin?" Li Chengfeng said, pointing to the battle inside, "Look at how skilled he is at kissing. He is a virgin? Do you believe it?"

"Sometimes, the proficiency in kissing has nothing to do with whether one is a virgin or not." Cisco showed a mysterious smile, "Barry was a super coward before... Caitlin has complained to me about this several times. Whether it's his cautiousness in dealing with emotions or his cowardice in dealing with physical relationships... No matter how you look at it, Barry is a virgin!"

"And most importantly..." Bruce added, "According to the information, Barry Allen has never had a girlfriend before. He has put almost all his energy, except for making a living, into overturning his father's case."

Bruce's words made everyone fall into silence, and they all stared at him speechlessly.

"Why...are you looking at me like that? Did I say something wrong?"

"No, it's not because you're wrong, but because you're so right." Clark whispered, "You're Batman! Even I didn't expect you to have such a gossipy side! I've really learned a lot!"

"This isn't gossip... it's just basic information gathering." Bruce didn't blush or feel nervous, not caring at all about these heartless guys trying to stigmatize him. "Combined with Cisco's previous analysis, I can basically conclude that Barry is 100% a virgin."

"Um, guys, are you sure you want to continue this discussion here?" Tony Stark looked at the scene in the room and said anxiously, "If you don't take action, Barry Allen will be eaten alive by the beautiful lady inside."

"Shit... It took me a while to realize what an evil word 'eat alive' you are!"

Li Chengfeng shuddered all over.

The relationship between the two people in the room was indeed gradually heating up.

Seeing that little guy Barry Allen is ready to unbutton his shirt without any instruction...

Li Chengfeng did a roundhouse kick and broke into the room through the window.

"FBI! Open the door!"

Chapter 687 Cisco: Li Chengfeng! You're making me a raw pork!

"Li Chengfeng, I swear, this is the most I've ever hated you in my life!"

Barry Allen buttoned his shirt and put his belt back on, while still cursing Li Chengfeng.

It can be seen that Barry was really furious this time. It was the first time he called Li Chengfeng by his name in front of him.

but……

Who is Li Chengfeng?

He is the most shameless person in the world.

Instead of reflecting on the fact that he had disrupted a couple's love affair, he pointed at Barry Allen's chest with a look of shock and said:

"No, buddy, you're really quick! In the time it takes me to say one more word, you've already unbuttoned three buttons!?"

"Are you that anxious? You're just short of using the Speed ​​Force!"

"Nonsense! If you were in such a critical moment, would you be anxious or not!?" Barry Allen snorted coldly, "I am serious about Caitlin!"

"Of course I know you are serious, and I am glad that you are young now, and your prime period coincides with Caitlin's... I just hope that you can still be like this in a few years."

Li Chengfeng joked with a smile.

The middle-aged men present all had a hint of gloom on their brows.

I guess everyone remembered the scary scene of “Elbow, follow me into the house.”

"Okay, everyone, just tell me what you want to say." Caitlin gathered her long golden wavy hair and said calmly, "Although Agent Li doesn't look very reliable, he is definitely not a bad guy who enjoys affecting other people's private lives."

Li Chengfeng was stunned, then nodded quickly.

"Yes, yes, Caitlin is right."

He couldn't admit that he felt really good when he kicked the window just now.

If I say this, will I still be popular?

The most important thing is…what if Barry is really mad enough to create another Flashpoint?

"Is that so?" Barry looked at Li Chengfeng with some doubt in his eyes.

But in the end, he chose to believe Li Chengfeng.

After all, after the sudden anger cooled down, he once again turned back into the little Shan who was sincere to his own people.

"Okay, Agent Li...what happened this time that made you bother to ruin my date?"

"Look at you! You're still bringing this up! Haven't we moved on?" Li Chengfeng rushed forward, put his arm around Barry's shoulders, and acted like a good brother. "But I have to tell you that the fact that you and Caitlin had a sweet moment together today...was told to us by Cisco."

"Li Chengfeng!"

Cisco looked incredulous as he rushed forward and pointed at Li Chengfeng's face, but was restrained from behind by Oliver. He could not move forward any further and instead began to retreat step by step.

And at this moment of despair, Cisco squeezed out his wail from his throat:

"You're making me a pig! You're making me a pig!"

Barry looked at Li Chengfeng with some confusion.

"What does it mean to build a raw pork?"

"Maybe Cisco is a little hungry..." Li Chengfeng shrugged, "But starving him for a few meals is the price he pays for betraying you."

At this time, Barry nodded mercilessly.

Cisco really did him a disservice this time!