The FBI in the American comics, the first battle to persuade Harley Quinn

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At least... ignore him for three days!

"Okay, I think we should get going first." Sarah looked at the bracelet on her hand, "Gideon is getting a little impatient... If we finish fast enough, we should be able to send Barry back in time... Let him and Caitlin continue what they have not finished."

Everyone expressed their agreement.

So he took Barry Allen and left Caitlin's house.

At this moment, the only people left in the house were Caitlin and Cisco who was thrown on the floor.

Cisco reacted belatedly, swallowed hard, and without getting up, he crawled silently towards the door.

"Sisko."

A chilling voice passed by Cisco's ears.

This chill is not the kind of chill that makes your heart chill, but real low-temperature cold.

Just by being called by his name, Cisco froze in place.

Then he slowly turned his head.

Caitlin sat upright in the chair.

But those normally intelligent and gentle brown eyes had now turned into what is known as an "ice blue".

"I was just this close, just this close to having Barry in my mouth... and you actually brought someone to mess up my good deed!?"

"Ahem, well, Caitlin, be rational and don't let Frost's emotions affect you!"

"Calm down! How can you tell me to calm down? After Ronnie passed away... I finally decided to step out of that shadow and move forward! But you made me lose so completely!"

"No, why does it sound like you and Barry are parting forever?" Cisco was terrified, but he still did not forget his mission to complain. "Let's just say... he's just going to carry out a small mission with Agent Lee and the others, and he'll be back soon."

"Psyko... I never knew you wanted to die so badly!"

"Tsk! Although in my eyes, you are my biological elder sister with different fathers and different mothers, but... the smaller one must be punished by the larger one! See you later!"

Psyker urgently activated his newly awakened vibration ability and sent himself into another dimension.

Caitlin was left looking at the empty room. She turned around, opened the half bottle of red wine left on the table, and drank it all in one gulp.

……

After Barry Allen was brought to the Waverider, he still didn't know why he was brought here.

"So what exactly are you planning to do?" Barry Allen frowned and said, "Let's just say that since I'm going to help, I won't run away... Can you let me go back and take the Savitar armor with me?"

"Well, the Savitar armor may not be used in this mission." Li Chengfeng touched his nose awkwardly, "It is even possible that even the speed force may not be used."

"You don't need the Speed ​​Force and the Savitar armor?" Barry Allen frowned, but still asked obediently, "Does that mean you need me, a forensics and trace examination expert, to help you decipher some clues from an unknown era?"

"Ah... this may not be useful."

The corners of Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, and a trace of guilt finally appeared on his face.

Sarah, Tony, Clark and Oliver had already started laughing with their hands covering their faces.

Even Bruce's poker face, which never changes in most cases, had a hint of a smile.

Barry Allen looked confused.

At this moment, Gideon reminded:

"We've now gone all the way back to Woodstock 1969."

Chapter 688 Tony: Is this bastard setting a trap to trick us?

"so……"

"You're going to let me take my shirt off and stand in the woods during one of the most important moments in rock 'n' roll history?"

Barry Allen's mouth twitched.

"Tsk tsk tsk, I have to say, Barry, you are much stronger now than before."

"We can stop trying to find a topic if we have nothing to say, Agent Li."

"Ahem, let me explain it to you in detail..." Li Chengfeng coughed a few times and began to explain, "In short, in Woodstock in 1969, magical creatures hunted humans, which led to the world's largest stampede with the most casualties... And now we have found a corpse hunted by a unicorn, so we plan to capture the unicorn first, and then use the connection between the unicorn and other magical creatures to exile them back to where they should go."

"So...what does this have to do with me?"

"You know, to attract a unicorn, besides a spell... you also need a virgin."

"…I am the virgin?"

"You're the virgin."

"So this is the reason why you interrupted my rhythm with a roundhouse kick just now!?" Barry Allen looked at Li Chengfeng in disbelief.

"To be exact, I broke in through the window with a roundhouse kick more than fifty years later."

"Don't tell such ridiculous time travel jokes at a time like this!" Barry Allen looked at Li Chengfeng speechlessly and asked a soul-searching question, "Can you be any more mean!?"

"Of course not, this is already too damaging..." Even though Li Chengfeng had a thick skin, he couldn't stand Barry's look that seemed to have collapsed. "Well, listen to my explanation... Although the time point we are at is a constant point, we can't send you back to the next second after you left... But this matter is very meaningful! When you think about how you saved tens of thousands of lives with your virginity that you had treasured for more than 20 years before you became a man with Caitlin, don't you feel that your Flash uniform is more colorful all of a sudden!"

"...I believed your evil deeds!"

Barry Allen, who usually suffers the most from Li Chengfeng's verbal PUA, seemed to have completely controlled his big head with his small head because his climbing was interrupted, and accidentally avoided Li Chengfeng's PUA!

It's not realistic at all!

At this moment, Sarah's voice came from the communicator.

"Teacher... please let Barry off. He's had enough today! And I think it's best to arrange a physical and psychological checkup for Barry after we go back today... If he really becomes impotent due to stress, then you will be guilty of a great sin."

"Instead of taking care of Barry...it's better to bring back the other spellcasting materials as soon as possible! The sooner we finish, the sooner he can go back to continue his work!"

At this time, Nate's voice also sounded in the frequency band.

"Dead Man, the band that pioneered psychedelic rock, was also the first band to jam under the influence of drugs... and all fans of Dead Man know that Jerry Garcia cut off most of his middle finger on his right hand while chopping down a tree..."

"Well said, the saliva of the man with nine fingers... Then how do we get his saliva?" Oliver asked.

"I already got it." Nate's voice was obviously running, "I took the marijuana he just smoked from his mouth!"

Bruce Wayne stood not far away and tilted his head towards Li Chengfeng.

Although there is no expression, the feeling of being "speechless" is very clear.

Bruce was obviously expressing doubts to Li Chengfeng...

Is this how this so-called "legendary team" acts?

How is this different from "take a hammer and hit him with an antique, then run away, who can react?"?

"Unfortunately, this is the way the Legendary Squad operates." Li Chengfeng shrugged at Bruce. "Although it's incredible, the timeline itself might be a bit masochistic. It seems that the Legendary Squad quite enjoys this mode of using great strength to create miracles and using new bugs to fix old bugs..."

“For the life of me, I will never understand them.”

Li Chengfeng shrugged.

You are Batman.

If you can understand these idiots in the Legends Squad, it would be better for this world to be destroyed quickly.

"Very good, now that we have the saliva of the man with nine fingers... Next, the protective stone of the powerful shaman."

"Yeah, I've got it too." Clark's voice sounded, but it didn't come from the communicator, but from above his head.

Looking up, I found that Clark had fallen from the sky, landing in a standard superhero style.

"When will you stop landing in such a pretentious posture... This month, there have been six cases in Washington alone where people were hospitalized for injuries due to imitating your landing posture... Five of them were underage kids!"

"Then what should I do... I can't just land in the standard head-holding posture, right? Do you want me to fight in a way that makes the enemy laugh to death?" No matter how upright Clark is, he can't agree with Li Chengfeng's accusation. "And no matter how you look at it, this is also the problem of your FBI's publicity department, right!?"

"Tsk, you didn't take the bait? You're gradually becoming a black-hearted adult, Clark."

"No one is more evil than you! If a six-dimensional creature can be so evil, why should I, a Kryptonian, be afraid?" Clark rolled his eyes and handed the amulet in his hand to Li Chengfeng. "Here, the amulet of a powerful shaman... This place is full of these things... Are you sure there is really the so-called 'shaman' power in it?"

"Spellcasting materials require 'concepts' rather than 'strength'."

Li Chengfeng shook his head and explained.

"The last... doom will come to the woman's hair."

"I'm coming."

There was a noise in the jungle, and Tony Stark, wearing the Iron Man armor, ran over, holding a long, somewhat dry and yellow hair in his hand.

"Janis Joplin... you wouldn't believe it, but my mom was a fan... the year is 1969, and she's going to die of an overdose in 1970."

Tony Stark said as he wiped the lip marks from the corner of his mouth.

"Okay! You kid! You're having an affair right after getting married!"

"Fuck! This is not an affair! I was just hugged by a woman for a few times and then kissed! And you see! I tried my best to turn my face away and didn't let her kiss me on the mouth, okay!?"

Tony Stark rolled his eyes.

God knows he really wants to shoot Li Chengfeng twice now.

Obviously, they came out to escape the disaster...

Why did sin suddenly increase?

This grandson of Li Chengfeng...isn't he really setting up a trap to trick them?

Chapter 689: The sharp neodymium copper mouth cannon, Batboy breaks the defense

Although everyone seemed to have experienced some minor twists and turns in the process, the materials for casting the spell were eventually delivered to Li Chengfeng.

As the god of black magic, Li Chengfeng certainly doesn't need to be like Constantine, twitching, rolling his eyes, and chanting spells like a TM.

He just gave a look, and the marijuana cigarette stained with the saliva of the man with nine fingers burned out instantly.

The protective stone of a powerful shaman was pierced through the center by the hair of a doomed woman.

Then the burnt ashes attached to the stones, forming patterns that looked somewhat disturbing.

"Barry, put this on... This will amplify your virginity countless times, and then the unicorn will sense your presence and come to find you..." After hanging the makeshift pendant around Barry's neck, Li Chengfeng seemed to remember something and took out a red apple from his back, "This is for you too."

"Is this apple something unicorns like to eat? I just heard that they eat human organs."

"Oh, I just thought this thing could be useful."

Li Chengfeng shrugged without explaining.

Barry also looked half dead and boring.

His mind is now filled with how to resolve this matter as quickly as possible, and then go back, maybe he can continue the battle of Dengdualang!

The others patted Barry on the shoulder to encourage him, and then walked towards the bushes.

Although unicorns like to eat human organs... these magical creatures are also very smart.

Seeing so many people waiting for it, it's obvious that they are here for it.

It would be a miracle if it would appear at that time.

"Come on Barry, even though you're only a temporary member of our legendary team, I'm still proud of you." Sarah was still saying polite words, but in fact she could hardly suppress her smile.

"Ha, ha, ha, that's funny, Sarah. Do you think that after experiencing Li Chengfeng's unfathomable PUA techniques, I will still believe in your most primitive PUA?" Barry rolled his eyes at Sarah. "Thank you so much."

Sarah laughed awkwardly twice, then turned and walked into the woods.

And Bruce's expression from beginning to end was so... speechless.

Li Chengfeng knew that he had been fooled by the legendary team's way of doing things.

"Bruce, admit it, teamwork is fun."

"Teamwork is fun... until I get killed by their stupidity."

"Wow, you really are so ruthless!" Sarah looked at Bruce in disbelief. "Although I do think this way of handling things is stupid, at least we have solved all the problems that have arisen before... and what about you, Bruce? Guess how many time anomalies we have solved in Arkham Asylum? We have captured the Riddler thirty-six times alone! Fortunately, the Joker was completely killed by Li Chengfeng and will never be resurrected... otherwise it would be even more troublesome!"

Although Sarah doesn't care much about her own reputation, she still cares a lot about her team.

Then the sharp neodymium copper mouth cannon fired at Bruce mercilessly.