So he narrowed his eyes and replied with a hint of mischief: "It's okay~ I also have my own way of treating guests, but..."
But before he could finish his words, Gao Yue interrupted him with a gentle wave of her hand, saying, "Alright, go early and come back early! Don't waste time!"
"Also, don't blame me for not reminding you. Tomorrow night is Qiqi's birthday banquet! Then, I, Prime Minister Cai, and General Hong will announce your wedding date and who you will marry!"
"And tomorrow morning, Mother will take you to the palace and write a petition to Zhao Ling requesting a meeting with you. This will be a roundabout way to save the country and prevent you from becoming her 'favored concubine'!"
"So, if you want to marry the Lin family's wife, you only have time tonight and tomorrow afternoon at most! Don't let me see that she has any other intentions, otherwise... humph!"
After saying that, Gao Yue hurriedly twisted her slim waist and plump buttocks, hugged Lu Zhi's arm and walked out of the house, as if she was afraid of being teased by her son and didn't want to stay for even a second longer.
Gao Su stared at his mother's plump buttocks swaying left and right. His face was solemn at first, but then the solemn expression disappeared in an instant and he smiled faintly.
He doesn't have much time. Apart from tomorrow morning and evening, he has to go to Zi Lan Xuan in the afternoon to arrange some things, and then see if Hong Qiqi's Beggar Gang sisters have arrived and entertain them first.
At most he has a little time tonight and tomorrow afternoon...
But it doesn’t matter. Lin Yanjun has almost agreed to marry him, so this is not a problem at all.
So what Gao Su is more concerned about now is that he used to be the passive victim of Gao Yue's teasing and torture. But after changing his mindset today, he found that Gao Yue was actually more afraid of him taking the initiative!
Recalling Gao Yue's blushing face, Gao Su felt a surge of excitement. It was like playing a game where a massive boss with 100 million HP was chasing him for hours in the Novice Village, only to accidentally press the attack button and see the boss lose 20 HP!
At this moment, Gao Su had already begun to imagine how much "equipment" would drop after defeating the BOSS.
But just as he stood up and smiled, thinking about how to "counterattack" Gao Yue in the future...
"You pervert, what are you thinking about? Put on your clothes quickly!" Zhao Min suddenly floated in front of him with a blushing and charming face, staring at him with her bright eyes and said in a soft voice.
"I'm thinking about something important. What's wrong? Are you not used to my body?" Gao Su curled his lips with a smile, and used the "one-click dressing" function in the backpack column to put on a white gown in an instant.
But then, he remembered that Zhao Min had eaten his balls, so he glanced at Zhao Min subtly.
Who is the rapist?
"I also have something important to tell you, but I can't say it here." Zhao Min was a little confused when she saw Gao Su's subtle eyes, but considering the key to the witch, she didn't think about it carefully and said anxiously.
"Okay, we'll talk on the way." Gao Su nodded, and his respect for the "military advisor" was no longer in his words.
After saying that, he hugged Zhao Min's beautiful head, used his [Xiao Yao You] light skill and flew out of the house.
At this time, Gao Yue had already opened up his "Twelve Meridians" and "Eight Extraordinary Meridians", and his five hundred years of skills were now functioning freely.
With the completion of [Joyful Zen], [Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic], and [Free and Easy Wandering], his martial arts value increased by another 20 points, reaching a terrifying "133" points. (The upper limit of the SSR-quality heroine attribute is 120 points, but the improvement of martial arts, internal strength, and equipment is not included in the calculation)
The capacity of Dantian, the speed of internal force recovery, and the strength and bones are greatly improved, and the internal force comes with the "charming" effect of [Joyful Zen] and the "heart-attacking" effect of [Huangdi Neijing].
Therefore, Gao Su can now "fly in the air" at a speed as fast as "chasing the wind and lightning". He is like a falling star in the night sky, leaving only faint gold and powder afterimages. In the blink of an eye, he is not far from the Lin family courtyard.
But Zhao Min in his arms was not feeling well.
Zhao Min's hair was disheveled and fluttering, with several thin braids flying and shaking violently. The Mongolian felt hat on her head was blown to Gao Su's shoulders, and was pushed forward by Gao Su's inertia.
Not only that, she was unable to open her eyes due to the strong wind, and even if she opened her eyes, she could only see a blurry image of the night scene.
Moreover, the red lips were affected by the wind, and the blew lips slightly turned outward and expanded into a circle. They were shaking violently and leaking air, and the cheeks were swollen like a goldfish's mouth.
"Woo... wow... stop... whoosh... slow down..." Zhao Min was extremely embarrassed. If she didn't have some martial arts skills, she would have been blown to death in Gao Su's arms. She hurriedly mumbled to Gao Su to slow down.
Gao Su heard the noise, looked down and saw her looking so funny, he couldn't help but smile.
He could actually use his protective Qi to protect Zhao Min from the strong wind, but there was no need just now.
Because he realized that a woman like Zhao Min could not be spoiled all the time, and she had to know her own worth.
Otherwise, she would be a "stealer of eggs", make fun of the master being "clamped on the dick and mopped on the floor", and call him a "slut" all the time...
How can this be tolerated? It must be treated!
Gao Su chuckled and gradually slowed down to prevent the inertia of the sudden stop from shaking Zhao Min's brain.
Then he grabbed the felt hat from her shoulders and put it back on Zhao Min. He gently fixed her hair and wiped the saliva from her red lips. He pretended to be surprised and said, "Are you okay, Princess? Why didn't you use your energy to resist the wind just now?"
Zhao Min panted softly, her eyes hollow and her mouth crooked, looking like she had been teased. After a while, she regained her composure, but she opened her mouth and scolded: "Hey... You did it on purpose! Why are you so fast? I'm almost blown away by the wind... Woohoo!"
Before Zhao Min finished her reprimand, she suddenly felt Gao Su speed up again. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew into her red lips, instantly turning her mouth into a goldfish!
Then, Gao Su slowed down again and said gently and concernedly: "Princess, time is running out for me. What do you think of my speed just now? If it is possible..."
Zhao Min immediately interrupted angrily, "Of course you can, you big-headed ghost! My martial arts skills are not as high as yours! Just... Wu la la la la la——"
Before she could finish her words, the speed suddenly increased again. Although it was slower than before, it was still too much for Zhao Min to bear. Her vision was blurred and doubled, and she could only see Zhao Min's red lips trembling due to the wind, and her pearly teeth were clenched and exposed.
Gao Su slowed down again, lowered his head and tilted it to ask Zhao Min: "Is this speed okay?"
After this, even though Zhao Min thought Gao Su was stupid and incapable of any tricks, she guessed that he was deliberately playing tricks on her.
But she knew she was now restrained and could not leave Gao Su's vicinity within three meters. Moreover, Gao Su's martial arts skills were extremely high, and she could not keep up with his speed at all. If she continued like this, she would only suffer.
So I had to use the weapon that women are good at...
"Wuwuwu...you bullied me..." Zhao Min got into the role in a second, her eyes red and tears in her eyes, she choked with sobs and looked aggrieved.
Hearing this, Gao Su immediately stopped "flying" and landed on the eaves of a shop. He slowly sat down cross-legged, holding Zhao Min's beautiful head in his arms like coaxing a child, and said softly:
"Hmm? Princess, why are you... it's all my fault! I'm just a beginner in my magical skills and I didn't know how to handle things properly, which is why I've caused you such a mess!"
But Gao Su knew that Zhao Min was proud and intelligent, and she would definitely not cry over such a small matter. This time she showed weakness, which was definitely a retreat to advance.
So after he apologized, he immediately shut down Zhao Min's "conditions" and added, "It's just that the princess's martial arts skills...tsk...are really flawed! If even traveling is difficult, what are we going to do if we run into danger in the future?"
"How about this, Princess? You can use one of your 'requests' in exchange for me teaching you a magical skill. Once your skills are fully developed, you can travel the world with me!"
Zhao Min was stunned for a second when she heard this, then she reacted and glared at Gao Su.
I didn't expect this rapist to become so clever that he would actually take the initiative to create opportunities to "clear the account"! I can't let him continue like this, otherwise my only means of self-protection will be gone!
So, with red eyes, she sniffed, turned her head away from Gao Su, and muttered, "Only a fool would want to learn your magic skills. You even taught me half of the 'Immortal Longevity Kung Fu' and kept the other half. You haven't even given me the 'drink' to drink for the practice yet. If I agree... I'll be fooled..."
Gao Su's face suddenly turned strange when he heard this, and he began to think.
He originally wanted Zhao Min to realize her situation and stop having evil thoughts, so he bullied her a little.
The purpose of this action is actually to follow the principle of "giving a sweet reward after a beating". He is comforting Zhao Min by teaching her martial arts, and because he does not want to show it too obviously, he added the premise of "settling the account".
But he didn't expect Zhao Min to be so stingy. She didn't even pay the "bill" and instead asked him for "drinks".
You know, I still owe Zhao Min eight requests! And I'll need her advice in the future. One request for one strategy... What's so hard to bear?
She made the request simply because she felt insecure, but do I need to make her suspicious like that?
Gao Su felt a little helpless, but he had no other options, so he could only sigh and say, "Alas, my Lady, you don't know. The drink that goes with the Immortal Spring Technique is actually my semen."
Zhao Min turned her head at the sound, blinked her tear-red eyes, and asked in confusion, "What...what is semen?"
Gao Su lowered his starry eyes and said calmly:
"That's the white liquid that just spurted out of my vagina. If you inject that into a woman's vagina, it can make her pregnant. If you apply it on her face, it can make her look younger. But if you eat it..."
"Not only can it fill your stomach and nourish your lungs, the taste is incredibly delicious and can be changed at will. It can also be used in conjunction with the practice of the 'Immortal Longevity Kung Fu'."
"It's just that I was worried that the princess would dislike men, and even more worried that she would dislike my semen because it came from a dirty part and would not want to swallow it, so I didn't tell the truth."
"Because there are two ways to practice the 'Immortal Longevity Technique': one is to drink semen, and the other is to soak in the spring of semen. The princess currently only has her head, so she can only soak after her limbs are complete."
Zhao Min felt a little nauseous when she heard this. But then she remembered that the "Immortal Eternal Spring Technique" could help people achieve a flawless body, so Gao Su had already stopped urinating...
Moreover, Gao Su's cock was so beautiful and charming, with a captivating fragrance. The semen that had just been ejected in the room still exuded a scent that made her appetite explode...
So before the feeling of nausea could come up, he swallowed it with a mouthful of sweet saliva.
"Gurgle..." Zhao Min couldn't help but swallowed a little loudly, and her pretty face turned red immediately.
When Gao Su heard the voice, he glanced at Zhao Min indifferently, indicating that he was used to it.
So Zhao Min gradually stopped feeling embarrassed, organized her words, and said angrily: "Then why don't you say it earlier~ Say it earlier... so I can get used to it sooner..."
At this moment, Zhao Min felt that Gao Su was a gentleman, so her tone was quite coquettish.
At this moment, Gao Su suddenly let out a long breath, clenched his fists and said righteously: "No, the princess is of noble status, how can she get used to such a filthy thing because of me?"
Zhao Min blushed and rolled her eyes at him, pouting her red lips as she muttered, "I'm a girl from the grassland, why would I be so particular?"
But the next second, she suddenly thought of something.
Then he blinked his auspicious phoenix eyes and asked anxiously, "Huh? Besides the 'Immortal Eternal Youth Technique', what other magical skills can you teach me?"
Gao Su was taken aback by the question, but he was not panicked. He continued calmly: "I have the light skill "Xiaoyaoyou", the internal skills "Zhenyuan Huti" and "Zhenqi Recoil", and the spear skill "Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng"
"There are also dual cultivation internal skills such as 'Joyful Zen Method' and 'Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic', sexual skills such as 'One Arrow Through the Heart' and 'One Arrow Through the Core', 'Vajra Indestructible Iron Crotch Skill', and the unique sexual technique 'Lanling King's Breaking Formation Song - Galloping Across the Battlefield for Pleasure'."
"I wonder which one the princess has taken a fancy to?"
Gao Su introduced it calmly, perfectly illustrating what it means "As long as I'm not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed."
Zhao Min's pretty face flushed red, because she had just called herself a "unpretentious girl from the grassland" so she couldn't complain and could only mutter to herself.
Why are there so many strange martial arts?! Not to mention the dual cultivation technique I've seen him and Gao Yue demonstrate...it's clearly an extremely vulgar move! I only have one head now...how can I practice it!!!
Also! Those things like "One Arrow Through the Core" and "Iron Crotch Kung Fu"... they sound like martial arts that only men can practice! Why are you introducing them to me? I'm a woman!
As for that "coital trick," it's even more impressive! Is he hinting at me? This old pervert! He clearly wants... wants... Pah! Dirty! Shameless!
As she thought about it, Zhao Min's charming face became redder and redder, until it was so red that it seemed like blood was about to drip out.
But when she glared at Gao Su, she found that Gao Su's eyes were always frank and clear, as if he had no evil intentions at all.
Something's wrong...there's something wrong with him!
Zhao Min put away her shy thoughts, forced herself to calm down and think.
This rapist's temperament has changed drastically since he "woke up"! First, he opened his mother's vagina and "killed" Gao Yue, who had been controlling him!
Then he deliberately teased me again. I don’t know if he wanted to test my bottom line or make me restrain myself.
Now he's talking nonsense in a serious tone, as if he wants to embarrass me and tease me...
Hiss... Didn't this guy say that dreams can only bring children? Did something happen in the dream?
Otherwise, how come he was so kind-hearted and silly before, and suddenly became smart and decisive... and also bad?
Thinking of this, Zhao Min's eyes suddenly became subtle, and she spat at Gao Su secretly: "Hmph, it's all some cheap skills, I won't learn it~"
Then he changed the subject and said, "By the way, I said before that I had something important to tell you, and now it's okay."
Gao Su was secretly surprised to see that Zhao Min no longer felt shy so quickly.
He is indeed a little pervert who steals eggs. Who knows, he might do something weird to me while I am asleep.
I will hide it from her for now and not tell her that I have the "fragments of her beautiful legs" and that I can feel the touch when I am in light sleep. I will wait until she can find more evidence against me, then I will take out her legs and give her a hard time!
But although Gao Su was filled with evil thoughts, he remained calm on the surface and said seriously, "Military Advisor, what is the important matter you would like to discuss?"
Then, Zhao Min told Gao Su all the details of her previous reasoning, including the "ghost hands grabbing feet" and "snakes and scorpions climbing backs".
Gao Su touched Kuanyi's chin, his face silent and thoughtful, but he felt like laughing in his heart.
That "ghost hand" is me, you little fool! If you don't steal my eggs, how can I catch you?
As for the witch and the "snake climbing the back", Gao Su had already confirmed that the witch was Yu Yuexiang, and Gao Yue and Yu Yuexiang looked almost identical, so a little judgment would tell him...
Gao Yue must be related to Yu Yuexiang, and if so, she must have discovered Zhao Min's existence! After all, Zhao Min was arranged by Yu Yuexiang...
"Military Advisor, to be honest...that witch might be my mother." Gao Su frowned and said subtly.
"Ah???" Zhao Min was inexplicably surprised. After a moment, she guessed that Gao Su was talking about Gao Yue, so she said, "No, no, it can't be Gao Yue, she..."
But Gao Su suddenly covered her mouth with a heavy face, and while stroking her tender lips and smooth face, he said seriously: "Military Advisor, listen to me, the thing is this..."
Then, he told the story in detail about how the Queen Mother of the West came down to earth to give him the colorful clouds, and how he met Yu Yuexiang, and briefly talked about the "mother-son love" between himself and Yu Yuexiang.
Zhao Min, on the other hand, had to analyze the details while having her face and lips touched. She blushed and felt so uncomfortable that she just wanted to bite Gao Su, but she had to endure it because she didn't want to interrupt her thoughts.
After listening to it, she felt mixed emotions.
"Why is every one of your mothers... so... so... uh..." Zhao Min shook her head and pushed Gao Su's hand away. Her expression was extremely weird, and she even started to stutter when she spoke.
"You want to say it's lewd, right? It doesn't matter, they don't mind, because they really..." Gao Su nodded and said what Zhao Min wanted to say.
After saying that, he changed the subject and said, "But is it possible, I mean possible, that they are the same person? Military Advisor, listen to me..."
Gao Su also told Zhao Min that Yu Yuexiang and Gao Yue were 90% similar, comparing and analyzing every part of their bodies one by one.
Zhao Min's expression became more and more strange after hearing this, and she even felt a little numb in the end.
Because Gao Su even told Zhao Min about their big breasts and pussies, as well as the details of the patterns in their pussies, Zhao Min was so nervous that she squeezed her pussy.
I feel like if Gao Su draws it in the future...will he tear it apart and study it carefully...
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