Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

At that moment, whether by some strange coincidence or design, Akagi Ritsuko reached for the red intercom beside her.

This is a dedicated internal link within NERV that is resistant to interference and eavesdropping.

"Hush!" With a light stride, the delicate body riding on Shinji Ikari stood up straight. With a slight hum, Akagi Ritsuko stroked her short hair, sweat dripping from her body. She took a deep breath and regained her appearance as a smart and capable woman.

I felt a slight loss of hardness inside me - oh, so this guy who has absolutely no father-son relationship would also care about this?

"Hayi, this is Akagi Ritsuko." Such a high-ranking official from District 11 was still using an intercom. Thanks to District 11's brains: "Go ahead."

Shinji Ikari is being driven by a truck, so much so that it's leaking oil several times. From the top, the view is essentially of her thrashing up and down, like a galloping wild horse, her breasts swaying like they're being blown by a living machine. Juice oozes out as she moves up and down, and at the climax, she sprays a stream of fluid.

It seems like she held it in longer than Katsuragi... Oh, you didn't have a boyfriend before? That was truly a complete release.

"Ah, Akagi - how is the experiment going now?" The voice of old Ikari on the opposite side made young Ikari feel depressed.

And, more crucially, even though their father-son relationship was completely broken and essentially just a casual one, Ikari now felt that even if it was just a casual one, he was a kind of minotaur, and his behavior was relatively immoral. Even though he was a minotaur eating young grass… no, he was a young bull eating old grass, with the old grass jumping into his mouth! But it still felt a little strange, especially since he was on the phone right now! He wasn't a pervert.

Even though he hated Ikari Gendo very much, he felt a little depressed when he heard his voice. He would not do the phone play stuff in those Minotaur novels - that is, the heroine chats with the victim, and the yellow-haired guy is pushing from below.

"Hayi, it's going very smoothly. We're taking samples from the third most suitable candidate today. He's currently in deep sleep in the infirmary. However, his physical condition is too strong, so the sleeping potion used needs to be larger."

Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Xiao Ikari and was shocked in her heart - ah, it turns out that she is a woman like this?

Not only was she so despicable, she had sex with a 14-year-old boy, and he was her best friend's boyfriend... Oh, birds of a feather flock together, right? I was also so despicable... Just as despicable as that woman in Katsuragi!

If I think about it carefully, even if the last time was a medical malpractice, then this time I must have seduced the other person, right? ...If that's the case, then I'm even more despicable than Katsuragi. But if I don't take all this into consideration, then I wonder if there's still a possibility that my heart can slip?

Akagi Ritsuko, Akagi Ritsuko, how much further will you fall? — Is it because of the pain of Ikari Gendō exploiting you for so long? Or is it because of the self-hatred you feel, knowing full well that he's exploiting you, yet still can't help yourself? Or... Akagi Ritsuko's heart is deeply conflicted. Perhaps she died that day because of this inexplicable feeling? — However, now there is a replacement.

It's as if the mother (Naoko Akagi) is a substitute.

However, Akagi Ritsuko did not follow the same tragic path as Akagi Naoko because of her shattered dreams. She got a substitute - Oh. Ikari Gendo, you used your daughter to replace your mother.

Then, I will use my son to replace the father - accept my jealousy and revenge!

(So ​​EVA is a masterpiece that combines all the ethical elements)

"No matter how powerful he is, he's just one person." Old Ikari still felt that everything was under control and that he had the upper hand. "Then you can continue with the bone marrow extraction. I won't bother you anymore. Is there anything else?"

"Yes, I'm currently extracting bone marrow. The third most suitable candidate has very high bone density, so it will take some time."

"Do you want to send more people?"

"Technically, I have no problem. I can face the third most suitable candidate alone. This secret should be kept secret by as few people as possible." Akagi Ritsuko suddenly glanced at the listless Ikari beside her, gently stroking her teardrop mole. Her charming eyes wrinkled slightly as she said, "But I'll have to increase the dosage next time. After all, the third most suitable candidate won't be of any use next."

"Well, yes, I'll take responsibility—" Old Ikari's voice continued, "The dosage of the third most suitable person can be continuously increased until there are no signs of life."

“……?!?!?!”

Xiao Ikari was stunned for a moment, then his fists stiffened.

What the hell? Even if I'm not your son, I'm still working diligently here for humanity, right? Even if you're doing this to see my mother, not for all of humanity—you wouldn't just come and kill me, right? What's your logic?

"But." Akagi Ritsuko glanced at Ikari's reaction and was quite satisfied - when he got angry, his blood flow accelerated. When the blood flow accelerated, the stimulation made him hard.

Harder than a fist.

"Hmm..." When it becomes soft, it slides outwards, or more precisely, it squeezes outwards; when it becomes hard, it starts to push inwards, or more precisely... it pushes inwards.

Then a groan came out.

Xiao Ikari was still forced to play phone play.

"…What's going on, Dr. Akagi?"

"The person's bone density is very high, and it's difficult to drill with a hand drill to extract the bone marrow."

"Well, let's continue. This is the final step of the puppet system. Speed ​​up the process. We need to have a sufficiently loyal driver before the Five Permanent Members awaken—"

"Yes, the soul system is also in progress. If the third most suitable person can completely obey orders, it is not impossible for him to become as brainwashed as the first most suitable person."

"Well, if that doesn't work, create a new body like the First Fit Person, split the soul and put it in it - if it works, directly destroy the Third Fit Person's old body."

“Hmm…Hmm…Hmm…”

"? Dr. Akagi, what's wrong with you?" Old Ikari's voice was full of confusion, but it seemed that he hadn't noticed anything at all.

Because Old Ikari never cared about Akagi, but only cared about Akagi's experiment. Akagi's experimental subject was his son, whom he didn't care about at all, so Old Ikari's "What's wrong" was full of perfunctory.

"Sorry, it's not easy to operate a hand drill with one hand. Excuse me, but can I call you back later?"

The inside of the plump thighs, the sensitive body and the even more sensitive places were slid——

The angry little Ikari is trying to seize the other party's last bit of loyalty to old Ikari.

"Okay, you continue."

"Yes, I'll continue! Excuse me--" You asked me to continue.

Look at this call.

The whole process and ending are very routine.

Shinji Ikari saw the other party put down the intercom and immediately hugged Akagi Ritsuko. He hated her so much, but some things could not be expressed. He could only be furious at the person in front of him.

"Why, Sister Ritsuko—I love you so much, and yet you... No, there must be something else! Oh, yes, I'm still alive, and you're willing to tell me everything—you must still love me."

I recalled the romantic drama I watched last night. The inspiration for this line: Oh, honey, don't you love me anymore? Oh, do you really not love me anymore? Oh, honey! — (A Tieling skit from 30 years ago.)

"..." It's okay, this little man is mentally normal. Although he lost his temper at the beginning, it was mostly because he was afraid of being abandoned by me. Basically, it's understandable and acceptable, and...

The other person's feelings are genuine, much stronger than Ikari Gendou's.

There is no harm without comparison, just like after buying an expensive luxury product, one will definitely defend the expensiveness of this luxury product in every possible way - at this moment, Ritsuko Akagi is leaning on her inner world for Xiao Ikari.

"If you're angry." Akagi Ritsuko lay down and gently stroked the little bottom's face: "Then vent it on me. Anyway, I can't resist - what, don't you want me to atone for my sins?"

"!!"

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I don’t know why, but Ikari thinks Ritsuko is both an S and a M.

There is a saying in the alphabet circle, which is mainly popular among... people who are not in the alphabet circle but have always aspired to enter this circle - for example, a virgin author who wants to write about the alphabet circle will quote this saying to make himself look more cool: There is only a fine line between S and M.

Now Ikari feels that although Akagi Ritsuko usually has a very sadistic vibe, he always feels that there is a hint of masochism in her.

If you think about it carefully, she usually looks cold and aloof, but in fact she has been waiting for old Ikari for so many years. This is not a bit of a masochistic plot, but it has been suppressed by years of suppressing emotions!

"This experiment is top secret." Ritsuko Akagi gently rested in Shinji Ikari's arms as the car parked in the small parking space. But—I have a parking space now, and I feel so relieved!

"Sister Ritsuko." Lightly kissing the other's forehead, Xiao Ikari said: "Actually, you don't need to tell me all this - life and death are in your hands, but I'm happy. Whether I live or die, it's all under your control! In this way, even if I make you unhappy, I have a way to compensate you - I'm different from those beasts who only know how to ask, not how to give. You are my lover, and I want to compensate you. Because I... after all, I am still related to Sister Misato. So, the biggest compensation may be my rotten life -"

"..." Damn little man! - Aren't you making it even harder for me to kill you? "Haha, if I get upset one day, I'll raise the LCL concentration and kill you. But not now - but on the day you completely abandon me, I'll definitely kill you with my own hands!"

Akagi Ritsuko threatened.

"If I abandoned Ritsuko-nee that day—or if Ritsuko-nee tried to abandon me. Please, kill me."

14 years old, big tits, beautiful boy——kissing the queen in front of him so passionately.

"..."How can I kill you?

If you think about it, Akagi Ritsuko's tolerance level is ridiculously high. Most people would have already scolded Ikari, but Akagi Ritsuko can still endure it! - For someone like Ikari, who confesses his heart and gives his life, she would probably sigh something like "I have never fought such a rich emotional battle in my life!"

I won’t do that if you do that.

"Wait - if you are still interested in me in the future, let's talk about it later - although I can't force me, but now I have something to tell you! Hold on!" Ritsuko Akagi returned to her calm scientist identity, at least, on the surface.

No matter how hard you try physically, I really can't do anything to you, so it's enough to have a scientist's mind.

The body is still ordinary body - this is called the spirit is the spirit, and the flesh is the flesh.

No matter how great a soul is, it resides in this physical body. There is no way, no way at all.

"..." What do you mean by "forcing me, I have no choice"? The switch is clearly in your hands: "Yes, yes... Sister Ritsuko, please speak."

"You..." You're really obedient, aren't you? It seems I'll have to tell you when you can disobey from now on: "Anyway, this mission is top secret. As for Ikari Gendō's hobbies, he's never touched scientific research projects since he was a researcher—especially ones he doesn't understand. Over the years, he hasn't been interested in coming to the technology team to direct operations. Listen—your life is not in danger from now on. At least, your life is not in danger from my projects. Are you relieved?"

"Whatever Sister Ritsuko says is what it is."

Nonsense, even if I wanted to object, it would be useless. I might as well just lie down. The ancients called this "trust those you employ, and don't employ those you doubt."

"..." You see someone who obeys orders and follows instructions, with absolute trust! —— Compared to Ikari Gendou, who is always on guard against everyone, he is much stronger: "I will continue your experiments, but they will fail. Listen, if anything happens later, remember to leave all the operations to me, understand?"

"Yes, Ritsuko-sister!"

"Huh...what's going to happen next? Sigh..."

"I don't know," Shinji Ikari shook his head and suddenly laughed. "But I know it will definitely be better. I've always thought I would die in that stinking ditch, and maybe it will be the same in the future. But! - My life is different now that I've met you all, and met Sister Ritsuko. Even if the ending is the same, - the fact that Sister Ritsuko and I were together and had a deep connection is a fact that even death cannot change!"

"..."

So strong!

So Misato is fighting both a physical and psychological battle with this terrifying beautiful boy every day?!

I was fooled even though I’m so smart!

If this was a fool like Katsuragi, how could he be deceived? No! This kind of little liar can't be allowed to deceive his friends! ——At least the firepower of a single person is too strong. It's really...

Eyes as sweet as honey, and a heart as sweet as honey.

170 Katsuragi Misato lost her conscience, I will live and die with Xiang Xiang

It was fate and I was just lucky enough to deal with Ritsuko Akagi.

Shinji Ikari was surprised to find that Gendo Ikari might be slowly trying to kill him as before.

And this time when I traveled through time, I had already begun to slowly undermine Ikari Gendō.

The relationship between me and Akagi Ritsuko must not be made public! — At least not in the near future. And… at least for the near future, I have to keep it a secret from Katsuragi Misato. Well, she's a bit of a jealous jerk. When she gets crazy, she's no better than Akagi Ritsuko...

[…In the Kanto region, the activity of several volcanoes remains under control. Experts from the Tokyo Earthquake Bureau stated that these are normal natural phenomena and are unrelated to the recent frequent earthquakes…] Although no one was watching, the television was still on, broadcasting the news.

"Bang!" At dinner that day, Misato Katsuragi slammed the table.

Ikari was eating when he saw Misato Katsuragi throw her beer on the table and he felt that things were going to go wrong.

"? What are you doing?" Xiao Ding scolded in a womanly tone, "Don't play with food!"

"Uh... cough cough! I'm angry!" Katsuragi Misato was frightened by Shinji Ikari's momentum and almost apologized. Then she thought to herself that she was an adult, so how could she be afraid of him? "Shinji! Asuka, both of you sit down!"

Ikari's spirits instantly relaxed. He was right not to kneel down and admit his mistake right away. He was almost scared to death. He called Asuka along, so it seemed like it was something else.

"What are you doing?" Asuka was browsing her phone at the dining table, completely disdainful of Misato Katsuragi's orders. "Can't you see I'm playing games?"

"Put your phone down...put it down!" Just like Cao Mengde asking Hua Tuo to put down his axe, Katsuragi Misato said to Ikari and Asuka, "Are you two hiding something from me?"

"Where?" Ikari Shinji was stunned for a moment, and asked in confusion: "Misato-sister, do you have anything to ask?"

"What? Japanese people are disgusting—can't we have our own privacy?" Asuka asked directly, "Aren't you Japanese people different from Asians? What? You don't even know how to maintain social distance?"

Misato Katsuragi covered her face and thought to herself, these kids are so damn difficult to deal with. Is educating children so painful?

"Listen up, young people! Be polite!" Misato Katsuragi slammed the table again, then took out her phone and opened an app. "Listen here, you two little bastards—don't think I don't know your grades in school! You two, you think I won't know if you don't tell me? You've got such low grades in school, but look at me when I was a kid. I got 100s in every subject!"

"Misato, aren't you embarrassed to say that?" Ikari Shinji retorted directly: "Ritsuko told me that when you were in college, you always flew low over her and wanted to copy her..."

"Ahem, you actually believe anything that traitor Akagi Ritsuko says? That woman has a natural villain look! She's the type to backstab her best friend." Katsuragi Misato blushed, looking at Asuka who was laughing beside her and wondering where her parental dignity was. "You two don't even understand thermal expansion and contraction. You're barely holding Newton's coffin down! Listen, your job now is to study hard right here!"

"Uh……"

"Ikari Shinji, you piece of crap, look at what you wrote." Divide and conquer, Katsuragi Misato stood up from her chair and grabbed the head of Ikari Shinji across from her. Her huge breasts bounced back and forth under the cute little girl's embrace. Being subjected to such violent law enforcement was surprisingly satisfying: "Q: Explain the principle of thermal expansion. A: It means that people tend to expand when they are popular on the internet - you (mute) are kidding me! Is this an answer a human can write?"

"Japanese is so weird, the written language is just nonsense." Shinji Ikari spread his hands and said, "How would I know what it says?"

"? You can't read Japanese?"

"The written language is a bit strange, but there's no problem with daily conversation." Ikari Shinji compared himself and said, "My native language is Russian, not Japanese."

"? What about you?" Katsuragi Misato turned her head——

"Hey, hey, hey, I've already graduated with a PhD. How could I not know a story this idiot knows?" Without even taking her hand off her phone, Asuka looked at the two culturally degenerates before her with a look of rubbish: "With a mere high school diploma and a lousy Japanese university degree, don't even expect to see the taillights of my education."

Shinji Ikari glanced to the side.

Asuka had just gotten a pentakill and was feeling very proud.

"Japanese is indeed strange," Asuka replied while playing in a team game. "Me too, I have no idea what these weird graffiti are. Also, Japan's point deduction system is rubbish. I don't want to use it anymore."

"Both the deduction and addition systems have their merits," Shinji Ikari patiently explained, explaining the deduction system used in East Asia (including the Soviet Union at the time). "It's better than the collective waste produced by the addition system of happy education."

"? Soviet, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing, just the literal meaning. It's been a while since you've been bad at science, engineering, and math. You..."