Everything was over, and the disaster prevention work that had been planned was no longer necessary. The people spent their days in ignorance, their hearts racing, and it seemed like everyone had just had another boring day.
Shinji Ikari and Unit-01 were airlifted back to NERV's Japanese headquarters. Little Ikari arrived at the airport before his mother and was sent all the way back to Tokyo-3 in a biochemical protection cabin.
"Huh... Can't you please give me a cigarette, dear Ritsuko-sister?"
"No, don't be so arrogant."
Ritsuko Akagi lit a cigarette and frowned as she looked at the beautiful boy in front of her with a flattering smile on his face.
"Congratulations, Shinji-kun? This time, the eyes of the entire world—everyone who knows the stakes and the importance of this matter—are all on you." Akagi Ritsuko set the test report aside, crossed her legs, and looked at Ikari with the eyes of a female gang leader. She clasped her hands over her chest, acting like a queen. "So, what do you think? As the first person in the entire human race to enter and exit the imaginary space... what are your thoughts?"
"...Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"
"...Alas." Originally planning a joke, Akagi Ritsuko glanced at the 14-year-old child in front of her and seemed to feel that she had indeed gone too far. "Xiao Zhen, I am sincerely proud of you. The situation was very delicate before. Without you, the apostles could not be defeated. In such a situation, no matter how good or bad you did, there would always be people gossiping about you. But this time it won't be the same. Humanity is completely helpless. They can only kill the apostles through evil means, 'sacrificing' over a billion people around the Pacific Ocean, and the subsequent horrific effects. But you solved this problem. You, alone, prevented the deaths of over a billion people."
"This is what I should do, Ritsuko-san. Besides, I'm in an imaginary space..." Thinking about what happened last week, Shinji Ikari said while recalling, "It's not too much, I just feel that the EVA cockpit should be equipped with a gun. That way, if there is no possibility of survival, you can commit suicide and avoid suffocation."
"…I'm sorry, Xiaozhen."
"Eh? Come on, Sister Ritsuko, come on! I want to praise you—it's you who created EVA, it's you who created the future possibilities for mankind, it's you who commanded technological victory time and time again. Without you, I'm nothing. Sister Ritsuko, without you scientists creating EVA, I'd just be an ordinary person. Come on, smile~"
"...I don't need your comfort yet."
Only now did Akagi Ritsuko realize what pressure was. She'd performed dissections and "killed" EVA after EVA, but that wasn't a big deal. Killing people was just that—but when billions of people were nearly killed by her own plans, that was another story.
Regardless of whether humans can survive, he is considered a major force in the destruction of humanity - he will be the first person to "plan to destroy humanity", and Hitler is just a little brother compared to him.
"But Xiaozhen... you saved me once, thank you..."
"...Ka Ba." Shinji Ikari turned around and locked the door.
"?! What are you doing?! Your physical examination hasn't…"
"Didn't you say you wanted to thank me? — Heroes need beauties to pair with them, dear Ritsuko-sister, you don't want a hero to force a beauty into a scene, do you? Be obedient and lie down obediently —"
"?! You beast...ah!"
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"Well, that's it—she won't die for now." Akagi Ritsuko looked at Katsuragi Misato in front of her coldly: "She will be hospitalized here for observation tonight. You can visit her now."
Misato Katsuragi apologized, smiling broadly, holding a bottle of wine in her hand: "Hey, Ritsuko, please be magnanimous and don't argue with me~ Ritsuko is the best. Ritsuko is the best in the world! Ritsuko..."
"...Get out of the way." A certain lady who had just eaten her best friend's boyfriend was feeling very upset. She immediately waved her hand and said, "A good dog doesn't block the road."
"No~" Unleashing her shameless spirit, Katsuragi Misato hugged Akagi Ritsuko's waist and put her face close to hers: "Slap me too~ One is not enough, two is not enough, two is not enough, three, hit me~ hit me~"
"...You're such a bitch! The child is watching!"
What kind of lesbian SM are you doing!
You know what, I want to see the SM drama between Ritsuko Akagi and Misato Katsuragi!
"It's okay, I'm used to it. Dirty adults, I don't have time to leave you. Let's go, Rei..." Asuka took Ayanami Rei's hand and walked into Ikari's infirmary: "Let's go see that idiot!"
197 A Warm Moment
After returning from the other world, Ikari's face has been fully developed.
"Ouch..." After spending so much time in the last extreme world, Ikari Shinji had seen so many women that he didn't even care about his dignity anymore. At this moment, he was curled up on the bed - pretending to be in pain.
"Eh? Baka, idiot (German), waste (English)!——" Asuka rushed to the little Ikari, circled around Shinji Ikari lying on the bed and scolded him. She was arrogant and coquettish and asked anxiously: "What's wrong with you? I'll go find Professor Akagi! Just wait!"
As she said that, Asuka was about to run out.
"Ikari-kun..." Ayanami held Ikari's hand with concern - the Red Army soldier's hand was full of calluses from holding guns, but it made her feel extremely at ease.
"Wait!" Xiao Ikari grabbed Asuka who was about to run away.
"? What?—Are you okay?"
In another world, Asuka holds a double doctorate, while in this world, she's a genius who graduated from university at 13. Trying to outsmart her is a bit of a stretch (in the Fingertip Universe). It's a shame Ikari didn't inherit his mother, Yui Ikari's intelligence.
"No..." Only emotional intelligence can win! Ikari Shinji grabbed Asuka's hand, and then with the other hand, he held Ayanami and didn't let go. Just a few words were better than ten thousand explanations: "Please, don't go..."
"!?"
Asuka's heart suddenly suffered an ultimate skill.
There are countless Ikari Shinji in countless worlds.
For example, Shinji Ikari, who returned from "Dragon Clan", has a Dragon Clan configuration.
Shinji Ikari returns from Warhammer as an Astartes.
Shinji Ikari returned from the world of "Male and Female Chastity Reversal" where the gender ratio is 1:39 - he has learned the ability to wreak havoc on the world.
His body was in tatters, his hands were bandaged (but he was not injured). He stared at Asuka from below and pleaded, "Please don't leave."
Asuka almost planned to knock out all of Shinji Ikari's teeth - just live off me for the rest of your life, there's no point having teeth!
"...Okay, okay, okay...I won't leave, I won't leave."
Young girls don't dream of young men in love. The world is becoming more and more dangerous. A 14-year-old boy already has enough skills to cause chaos in the world.
Asuka bowed and came to Ikari Shinji's bedside, and said anxiously: "Then...what happened to you? Are you feeling uncomfortable? It must be very uncomfortable for you to be swallowed by that thing? It's okay, we are here...ah!"
suddenly.
Ikari put his arms around Ayanami and Asuka's waists, and the handsome boy pulled the two girls into his arms—carrying them both to the bed. As everyone knows, NERV's hospital beds are quite large, at least large double beds. Three petite boys and girls cuddling together was no problem.
"?! Are you going to die?"
"Ikari-kun?" Ayanami felt more, though she was surprised at first. But after being embraced by little Ikari, she gently stroked his black hair: "I'm glad you're okay... Do you feel relieved like this?"
"Yes." For Xiao Ikari, there is no need to worry about the question of [who to save first if his girlfriend or mother falls into the water].
Because Ayanami's background music must include a line like "Ah, this person is the mother, ah, this person is the mother."
"As long as Ikari-kun likes it." Ayanami gradually learned to smile, and after gently stroking Shinji's hair, she said, "Have a good rest, we are here with you."
"Hey, idiot, is this painful?" Asuka's tone was unusually gentle, and the three of them were in a somewhat odd position. However... so close physically, the souls were even closer: "You went into the Sea of Illusions and came back. If you're feeling uncomfortable, just say it... Do you want to cry? Do you want to scream? Or..."
No, actually I passed through the body of an apostle and went to another world, and I was quite happy.
"It's okay, it's just..." Recalling the feeling of falling into the sea of imaginary numbers in his previous life, Xiao Ikari shuddered. "I turned on the radar, but couldn't detect anything around me. I didn't know if I was still falling "down" or "drifting" in another direction. Time became meaningless, and the life support system had no meaning. What followed... was a stagnation like death. An eternal stagnation..."
"Stop talking." Asuka sensed a hint of fear in Ikari's face. She hadn't expected a man as strong as steel in battle... well, boy, could actually get scared. She glanced at Ayanami and gave him a look that completely understood. She extended her hand. "Rest well."
"...Okay." Ikari put his arms around Asuka and Ayanami's waists, and the three of them seemed to fall asleep in each other's arms.
Ten minutes later.
Akagi Ritsuko lit a cigarette and stood at the door. With a blank expression on her face, she glanced at Katsuragi, who was also standing at the door.
"Well, what do you think of this scene?"
The two queens saw the boy and the girl hugging each other.
"It's as beautiful as a painting." Katsuragi said this from the bottom of his heart, but he did not say out loud the other word in his heart - jealousy.
"Oh, you know what I'm thinking?" Ritsuko Akagi sneered.
"...I don't think it's a good thing." Katsuragi Misato was speechless. "But considering that I still owe you a slap, if you tell me, I guess you're going to hit me right in the heart?"
"That's about right—'A crane lives for a thousand years, a turtle lives for ten thousand.'" Akagi Ritsuko added, practically stabbing herself in the heart: "Don't look at your age, but you might still have the last laugh."
"Tsk, what you're really thinking is 'new trends surpass old trends', right?" Japan's [The waves behind push forward the waves in front], Katsuragi Misato sighed and said, "Forget it, it's true that it's time for the old man to leave... it's true... let's not talk about it. Asuka and Ayanami don't know who he will choose, and then they'll have a stomachache... But that's a matter for young people, unlike us who are all old people."
Katsuragi Misato consoled herself, convinced herself that they were just fuck buddies. How could they have a future at 14 and 29? Hahaha, sooner or later, he'd have to find someone his own age.
"Heh." Akagi Ritsuko laughed noncommittally. "Choose? This Soviet guy has absolutely no idea of monogamy."
"Hmm?" Katsuragi Misato tilted her head. "What do you mean?"
"Nothing, let's go, I can't bear to disturb this sweet scene——"
"Oh?~~Ritsuko also has times when she feels sorry for herself?" Misato Katsuragi originally wanted to make some fun.
"Yes." Unexpectedly, Ritsuko Akagi nodded in agreement.
"?!?!" This time it was Katsuragi's turn to be stunned. Ever since she'd seen Akagi Ritsuko "eating cucumbers raw and splitting frogs alive" in college, she hadn't believed she'd hold back at work. Back in college, she'd dissected a hundred frogs, completing her mission, then casually ate a cucumber pickle and rice from Area 11, with a hundred stinking frog carcasses beside her.
"Um, Ritsuko, are you okay?"
"...Are you looking for trouble?"
"No, no, how dare I—uh, then what should we do next..."
"The next step is your job. What does it have to do with me?" Akagi Ritsuko curled her lips and threw a report in her hand at Katsuragi. She turned around and left her studio and walked towards her office: "SEELE needs an inquiry report. Either you go or the third most suitable person goes - Okay. You choose -"
"Eh? Ah... This is so troublesome. I'll go, I'll go. Is it not okay for me to go?" Katsuragi took a last look at the Ikari trio, and saw Shinji Ikari sleeping with his arms around the two girls.
"Tsk, sleeping in this position—his arms will be completely numb from being squeezed when he wakes up!"
198 Xiao Ikari: I’m not a herbivore male protagonist, watch me solve the relationship problems between men and women!
"No, I think it's better for me to do it myself."
"That's true in a sense, but are you sure you want to go by yourself? - Leave this matter to me."
"Absolutely impossible!"
"Be good! Let me have some!"
Shinji Ikari was in a fierce battle with Misato Katsuragi. For some reason, perhaps seeing Shinji Ikari engaging in a heated battle with two other girls fifteen years his junior, a certain flame of jealousy, though unspoken, was burning fiercely within him.
"I am your guardian and your boss! - When you go to report this kind of thing, of course I will make the decision." Misato Katsuragi acted like a boss because she and Shinji Ikari were going to have a fierce battle. Asuka ran away consciously.
"If there's nothing else, I'll be leaving. You two, have a good fight." Asuka looked puzzled. Why did these two quarrel so fiercely? Of course, she was quite happy when these two quarreled - after all, most of her "liking" for Katsuragi Misato came from her "synchronization" with Ikari Shinji. After saying that, she took out her cell phone and dialed the number skillfully: "Hello? Xiaoguang? Hehe, the fight is over! Don't worry - did I ask you to evacuate? Oh, isn't this just caring about you~ Let's go shopping. It's so hard to finish the fight, and I got a bonus this time, a lot! It's my treat, my treat - let's go. Oh, by the way, you know the top student? Rei is going with us! Oh, if she doesn't go, I'll force her to go! That girl with fair skin makes me jealous, I want to let her get some sun and exercise! Let's go... Yes, meet at your door, I'll go find Rei!"
Shinji Ikari watched Asuka walking further and further away, so he turned around and continued his battle with Katsuragi.
"In short, I am against it!"
"Go ahead and object, I'm leaving!" Katsuragi Misato turned her head and said, "I have to work overtime tonight! You... just rest up at home by yourself! Don't run around. Tsk, I'm going to meet those damn carnivores, so you better stay home and play with your beautiful female comrades!"
I felt a strong sense of jealousy when I heard it.
"...Misato, are you jealous?" At the entrance, Shinji Ikari glanced at Misato Katsuragi.
"!! Who would be jealous of you! Go away——"
"……come here."
"let me go!"
He chased her, and she couldn't escape even if she had wings - if you put it in a more melodramatic way, that's pretty much the plot. But if you put it in a more Japanese way, then... if you put it that way, you can't say it that way.
"Let go! You dare to use force? You..." For the first time, Misato Katsuragi realized the immense strength of Shinji Ikari's arm. But Misato Katsuragi wasn't to be trifled with. She was the type who could single-handedly kill three special forces soldiers with just a small pistol. "If you go crazy, I'm still afraid of you?"
After his hands were controlled, his knees hit Ikari's abdomen directly.
"Bang!" Even this, Xiao Ikari had already calculated - both of them used their knees to push forward, but Xiao Ikari's leg skills were far superior to his opponent - the more regrettable thing was that he was a head shorter than Kagura and had short legs.
"If you keep doing this, I'm going to have to think about our relationship! Ikari Shinji, how dare you... Ugh!"
This was the first time a kiss like this was resisted. It didn't seem like it was the first time either... The first time should have been the first time for both parties.
A beautiful boy vs a mature woman.
Then comes the scene where the mature woman keeps resisting the handsome boy - it's not a good way to resolve the relationship between husband and wife, but if it can be resolved in this way, then it means that there is really no big problem.
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Around evening, Misato Katsuragi's anger subsided, but was replaced by a lot of childishness.
"Ikari Shinji...what do you mean?"
"That's what I was asking, Misato-nee—why are you so suddenly overreacting? I thought you were happy I was back... alive."
"...I'm happy, of course." You see, people are just being pretentious at this point. Women are especially pretentious at this point—but you have to coax them. If you don't, they'll be furious! This is perfectly normal. Why would I choose you as my boyfriend? Do you really think it's just a one-night stand?
"But... aren't you close to Rei and Asuka? — I think it's time for me to step down from the stage. I..."
"Oh, that's a little difficult." Ikari Shinji gently put his arm around the man's shoulders and said, "Excuse me, do you know what a scumbag is?"
"What do you mean?" Misato Katsuragi didn't quite understand why Shinji Ikari was talking about this topic in such an occasion.
"I am that scumbag. I am also very confident in being a scumbag - to be honest, I have already said hello to Ayanami and Asuka." Ikari Shinji said so, in return he received a shocked look from Katsuragi Misato.
"What do you mean... I've said hello?"
"It's just that Asuka and Ayanami are all on the same page with me—whatever I like, they'll probably like too. Hmm... haven't you noticed? Ever since the plug insertion experiment, Asuka's been much nicer to you?"
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