Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"That's good." Ikari Shinji suddenly puffed out his chest with a proud expression. Instantly, his mother-in-law knew she had hit the mark. Men, after all, just love fame and fortune, don't they?

"I'm a Hero of the Soviet Union—a two-time recipient. I was recently awarded the medal again—" Ikari patted his chest and turned to look at Asuka again: "Asuka is also a Purple Heart recipient, right?"

"That's fine." Asuka was also a fan of honors, but her enthusiasm for medal thieves like Ikari Shinji was incomparable. "Mom, what's up?"

"We just wanted to see how our daughter is doing. Is it stressful living with a hero?" The mother-in-law said with the tone of someone who had experienced it. "Being with an ordinary, outstanding man is already stressful enough, and being with such an outstanding man..."

"That's no problem." Before Asuka could get cocky, Ikari took over the conversation and said in Mao's German, "Mrs. Andre, you have to know that Asuka is just as good. I'm surrounded by a group of outstanding comrades, each of whom is a great hero worthy of entrusting their lives to each other. Without them, I would have died countless times."

"Oh?—you speak German fluently."

Everyone chatted a lot with each other, and Xiao Ikari basically did everything perfectly - the main reason was not how high his emotional intelligence was, but how capable he was.

"Do you have any ideas?" Seeing that they were having a great time talking, the father-in-law said, "One day, when you defeat these damn alien monsters, how about coming to America to live? I'm just the president of a company, but I can arrange a good position for you. Then... hehe, I like you very much, young man - Asuka likes you too."

"Dad! What are you talking about!" Asuka finally heard the hidden meaning.

Xiao Ikari could tell from the first sentence.

"Hehe, it's nothing, it's nothing." Ikari Shinji wiped his mouth lightly with a napkin, then said, "My ambition is not here, dear Mr. Andre. Do you know? I have only one ideal: to liberate all mankind, at the cost of my life and property. Being here is just a part of liberating mankind—"

"Yes, I agree with your point of view." I'm not afraid of being scared. I've seen people like you many times in the United States. To educated capitalists, Das Kapital is just a tool to incite ignorant young people aged 14-35 to rebel against capitalism. After that age, the enthusiasm cools.

So Andre also smiled and said, "I quite agree with your sentiment of fighting for all mankind. I'm not here to convince you to agree with my point of view. After all... I am what you call a vested interest, hahahaha. But I'm thinking, whether it's your ideology or ours, one thing is certain: the development of all mankind requires talents. And you should not be a skeleton dying in the ravine. You have greater use. I just want to ask you one thing. In your view, the Soviet Union, Eastern Europe, China, Vietnam... these countries are great, and their people need help. But are the American people not human beings? Are the people of Western Europe not human beings? Don't they deserve to be saved?"

Look at how they cut in.

"? May I ask what you mean by that?"

"I'm just saying this. We're all human. The current situation is the US, the Soviet Union, China, Britain, France... Oh, let's say the US, the Soviet Union, and China are in a standoff. No one can convince anyone else, and we can't fight, or all of humanity will be doomed. Everyone knows that the two countries have been empires for thousands of years. Well, I'm not here to convince you of anything else. Is there a possibility: the American people also recognize you, the American people also love you. The entire capitalist world also knows that there is such a warrior who fights not only for the Red World, but for all of humanity."

Look at the way he speaks.

"I agree with you." Shinji Ikari certainly agreed with this statement.

"Then, is there a possibility?" Andre pursed his lips. As expected, a gentleman can be deceived by his own tactics. These "Reds" are easily persuaded by big talk, and the younger they are, the more so. "We can have a friendly meeting. There are some Americans—people, simple people—who want to meet you."

"No problem." Ikari Shinji nodded in agreement: "But I can't go to the United States, and..."

"Here." Andre took out his cell phone and handed it directly to Xiao Ding: "Some of the children here have messages for you. You don't need to go in person. I'm not an American lobbyist. Oh, the first child is a disabled person. He lost his right leg, but he has been playing disabled basketball. He is the son of my employee and also a great guy. Starting with him, there are also the players on his disabled basketball team. They all admire you. Well... it would be great if they could stand up. Oh, there are others..."

"..."

Xiao Ikari basically understood.

You want the blueprints for the cybernetic brain socket and cybernetic body? My father-in-law is awesome!

But what does this have to do with me? ——But think about it carefully. With everyone so deeply and thoroughly infiltrating each other, how could they not communicate with each other? Xiao Ikari thought again about the eternal truth: "If you are inside, you will have no rules and no people; if you are outside, you will have no enemies and no foreign threats." Decision——

It has nothing to do with me, I'm not offering any help.

Anyway, you will definitely get the backward technology, and there is nothing much to say about the folk technology of cyber prosthesis. It is all common stuff.

Of course I want to marry Asuka, but what about the others? I'm not a scumbag - how can I let any of them go?

"Also, several friends in Saudi Arabia want to meet you - do you have time? Oh, honorary Saudis can also marry four wives. Hahaha, just kidding -" The father-in-law accurately found the pain points of the young man - unfortunately, the father-in-law didn't know that his son-in-law had more than four pain points.

208 Asuka is the key to unlock Shinji Ikari...

The reason why Shinji Ikari stopped wandering around is that he would die if he continued to do so.

Old Ikari had been pushed to his limit, and SEELE had already put him on the assassination list. It was hard to say whether the group of armed men who rushed out during the NERV blackout were not targeting him.

It's easy to deal with yourself, but what about the people around you? Ayanami and Akagi are still useful, and Ikari will probably protect them. But Asuka and Katsuragi are just tools, discarded after use, and replaced if they're not.

Now it seemed like this was a done deal, no matter how hard he tried to salvage it, it was unavoidable. The other party was going to kill him. But the reason he didn't do anything wasn't because he was still useful.

But it is because of his close relationship with China and the Soviet Union.

So, if I improve my relationship with the United States, how will you respond?

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In the Soviet Embassy, ​​the Soviet elder sister showed unprecedented seriousness this time.

"Colonel Ikari, I heard that you have been very close to the United States recently?" Colonel Maria asked the beautiful boy in front of her with a serious face.

"? Ah, I guess so." Ikari Shinji acted like a naive teenager. But he was honest: "Asuka's father came from the United States. He's the father of a comrade, so..."

"We're not worried about that. We're saying—did you transfer some of the technology you acquired in the Dirac Sea to the Americans?" Colonel Yujie said with an expression of indignation, "Dear comrade, do you understand that this is a matter of principle?"

"I don't know... Um, I just gave them some basic knowledge. It seems pretty simple to me, right?" Shinji Ikari said matter-of-factly. "And it's just for civilian use, a simple brain-computer interface. And... Asuka's pushing hard."

Xiao Ding's mark is that you are harmless, but in reality... well, there are praises as proof:

The traitors, Ko-Ikari and Ikari Gendō, are both bad people! They talk about benevolence and righteousness, but they harbor cunning schemes. They advocate self-denial and restoration of rituals, and they are bent on restoring the monarchy.

"You! Comrade Ikari Shinji, do you know that you have committed a principled issue now? Your problem is very serious, you must explain it clearly to me!" Maria slammed the table and roared angrily.

I thought to myself, why doesn’t anyone do such a dangerous thing for me?

"Comrade Pavlov knows about this matter, especially about the girl named Asuka. The Soviets don't care about your personal emotional issues, but if your personal emotional issues endanger the safety of the entire camp—Comrade Ikari Shinji, please understand the importance of this!" Maria was a little angry, but she didn't dare to say anything. Maria's tone changed, and she became amiable and caring. "I know young people must have a lot of ideas—if there is anything you want to say or do, you can talk to Sister Maria, okay?"

The atmosphere gradually became weird.

"Pinch, pinch, pinch, it's okay, Maria-san... Colonel-san." Ikari held back his anger for a long time before finally blushing. This level of temptation was pretty common. He finally remembered that he was only 14 years old, a helpful assumption. Acting innocent required a strong talent for pretense, and now he was just acting.

"I'm fine, uh... I'll take care of Asuka. Sister Maria—"

"Hmm..." Great, she called me sister! —— Regardless, she was indeed good-looking: "If there's any other key information..."

"That's exactly what I came here for," Ikari Shinji said seriously. "I have some new code and logic to write for you, and they're all right here. Um... As for Asuka, I don't want to give up either."

"? According to Lubyanka's intelligence, Colonel Shinji Ikari, it seems you have several female classmates and colleagues with whom you have a good relationship."

"That's right." Shinji Ikari nodded directly and said, "The comrades working in the Lubyanka are right in their investigation - and I don't intend to give up this kind of life."

"Colonel, do you know what you are doing? This is a violation of..."

"I know, I know, but it's hard for me to give up my current life. But fortunately, I will go to South America later, and I will die there and not cause trouble to the party and the country." Xiao Ikari directly gave the best solution.

"No." However, the death of a hero is a good thing. The death of a useful hero is not a good thing. Maria immediately stopped Shinji Ikari, who was about to commit suicide. "The top leadership of the CPSU has just sent new instructions for your future work. After your work here is completed, you are required to fly back to Moscow within a short period of time to accept the victory review of the Party and the people. As for South America and your revolutionary comrades, you are so concerned about them. We will solve the problem together and guarantee your satisfaction. Revolutionary work needs us, and we can shine more brightly anywhere."

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Shinji Ikari received a warm invitation from the Three Kingdoms.

To be precise, it was multiple countries, but only three countries were eligible, and they were still the same old three major powers: the United States, the Soviet Union, and China.

It was mainly because Xiao Ding updated important documents for the Chinese side for free, which made the revolutionary comrades here immediately feel that the world is really beautiful - why are you so nice to me? You must be trying to get my attention. Well, your little trick successfully seduced me. Although you don't say it, you want to be mine as soon as you think about it, right?

You don’t say it; you really don’t say it, it’s like this.

Shinji Ikari has been giving the US a lot of "black technology" lately, thanks to his father-in-law's help. While it's not as good as the real atomic bombs China and the Soviet Union had, it's still a 13th-century musket.

America's expectations for Asuka weren't high to begin with, and she was considered an "excellent soldier." The story was primarily about Sailor Moon, but once Sailor Moon seduced Shinji Ikari and gained access to the subspace... well, the mystical teachings from the "Dilak Sea," Asuka's role suddenly changed.

From an ordinary front-line soldier (hero unit), he became the key to open the door of wisdom.

Of course, a more accurate adjective is keyhole.

New technology = money, and the new knowledge that Shinji Ikari passed on that can be immediately converted into cash = cash.

Judging from Andrew's report, the US believes that Shinji Ikari is a man who firmly believes in communism and will never waver on major issues. However, he can be corrupted slowly. They can use my daughter Asuka to corrupt him, and they will corrupt him one by one.

You don’t say: You don’t say, it seems to be like that.

Before the apostles arrived, humans had already begun a new round of division.

209 14-year-old 007

"Lenin's party, created by the people! Leads us to the victory of communism. The red flag of the Soviets, the red flag of the people! Leads us from victory to victory!"

Shinji Ikari's soul sang of his motherland with deep emotion—at the gate of the American Embassy. The American ambassador's face was emerald green. The Japanese bureaucrat's face beside him was blue-green. It was unclear who would go first.

"Yes." After singing praises to his motherland, Shinji Ikari cleared his throat and saluted the national flag he had brought with him. He turned to the American ambassador and said, "Thank you, Mr. Ambassador. You don't have to see me off. Let's go, Asuka."

Asuka was so embarrassed that she tapped her toes on the ground.

"Hey, idiot." Asuka got into the car that Misato had lent to Ikari, and she yelled at him, "Are you sick? We were all talking so well, and you... gave someone's father that kind of important document. Do you really not want to come to America in the future?"

"Hey~ Asuka, you're blushing?" Xiao Ikari said with a smile, "Do you want to marry me so much?"

"Idiot, you're feeling too good! Who would want to marry you? You're a stinking scumbag who's been cheating on so many people. Marrying you would be an insult to me!" Asuka was still in the same temper. After scolding Shinji, she said, "Humph...but considering that a scum like you can't be managed without someone...if you kneel down and beg me, I might consider starting with a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship."

If it were an ordinary woman, would I indulge you like this? But considering that she is, firstly, a true friend who has lived and died with me, I can trust her with everything, including my life; secondly, she is Asuka.

"Haha, interesting woman~" Ikari Shinji laughed a few times and touched the other person's head. "But, this is what a dirty adult is, right? Although I am not afraid of death, I don't want to die under a black gun. What's more, there is you, young lady - how can I let you take any risks? I might as well die."

"? What are you talking about, idiot! —You…"

"Let's go, let's go. This is like buying insurance, and we can't get ripped off by the insurance dealer." Ikari Shinji grumbled softly, then smiled at Asuka and said, "The timing is perfect. How about we go pick up Ayanami and Kirishima and get something to eat?"

"I got a bonus this time too!" Asuka patted her chest, this time wearing the same pale yellow dress that had haunted Shinji Ikari. She leaned her slender body against the car seat and said, "I'll treat you! I'll choose the restaurant, and I'll show you what good taste is, you Soviet!"

"Hehehe...Okay, okay, let's go - fasten your seat belts."

"?eventful……"

"Tie it on, be good!"

"Tsk, I'll give you a favor...Okay." Seeing that Shinji Ikari insisted, Asuka subconsciously followed his "suggestion".

Now it is almost everything.

Asuka can take whatever Shinji Ikari gives in to without limit.

Whenever Shinji Ikari asks something to be done, Asuka will immediately obey the order and follow the instructions, and even if she has a bad temper, she will immediately calm down.

Shinji Ikari's car was parked on campus at the end of the school day. At this school, young Ikari was a legend among legends. A 14-year-old with a DK score of at least 300:0, a young soldier who had saved the world and acquired two Soviet heroes within a few months—those buffs made him a legend among legends.

A group of students and teachers, accustomed to this scene, pulled up at the school. But Katsuragi wasn't here today, so there wouldn't be three people crammed into the back seat. Some classmates greeted Ikari, who, leaning against the car door, responded enthusiastically in Russian, unassumingly. Asuka, then, was a serious beauty in a luxurious car.

In the distance, although Ayanami said nothing, the genuine double agent Miss Kirishima Mana beside her was showing off her 14-year-old spy girl ability. Even if Ayanami said nothing, she could still chat with Ayanami about her favorite topics. How to make delicious vegetables, what Ikari-kun likes, how Ayanami is so cute that Ikari-kun must like her very much, etc.

Honestly, Kirishima Mana is truly amazing. This kind of woman, the glue of relationships, the smoothener of awkwardness, and the lubricant of sex, all in one, is so capable that it leaves Ikari speechless.

"Hmm? Hey, Shinji-kun~" Kirishima Mana looked at Ikari Shinji in front of her and quickly waved. She took the hand of Ayanami who did not refuse and said with a smile: "Come to pick us up? Thank you."

"Ikari-kun." Ayanami didn't say much, just one sentence and a nod and smile, and little Ikari instantly came back to life.

What spiritual pollution? What kind of lifeless state? No! Absolutely not!

"Well, I got paid today. I'm just a driver." Xiao Ikari smiled and waved his hand, bowed to the American girl in front of him and said, "Asuka-sama, recipient of the Purple Heart Medal of the United States and an honorary bachelor's degree from an Ivy League university, is treating us today. She said she wants to give us a treat. Right? Miss you tomorrow?"

"Hehe~ That's right!" Asuka put her hands on her hips and looked very proud. She reached into the bag that Xiaoding gave her and took out a bank card. She said, "The bonus has been paid out! - Go and bring Xiaoguang with you. Let's go eat something delicious together! Where's Xiaoguang?"

"The class monitor? Wait a minute, I'll go call her. She should be cleaning, right? I'll find a good female classmate to help replace her - hehe -" Kirishima Mana ran away without anyone reminding her - this is the kind of person who likes to make trouble.

Along the way, the girls chatted and laughed, played and joked, not paying any attention to Xiao Ding, the driver. They also ate together and went to KTV to sing. Xiao Ding finally sent everyone home, and had to send Xiao Guang back as well.

The last person to send it off was Kirishima Mana.

"Here's the thing." Xiao Ding leaned over the steering wheel and said, "You've been begging me for so long, I'm almost embarrassed. Well, whatever America has, you have it too—how's that? Are you happy?"

"Hehehe—thank you, Shinji-kun~mua~!" Kirishima Mana tapped Ikari Shinji's lips lightly and said with a smile, "But you look really handsome in your military uniform... I'm happy, of course I'm happy. This year's mission is complete~ I can even retire directly after this mission."

"That won't do—your mission is for life." Xiao Ding yawned and said, "I'll come to you this week—hey, a lifetime mission, don't refuse it."

"It's so annoying... why do you stereotype us like that?"

"? I thought Japanese women liked the idea of ​​lifetime employment..."

"That's right~" Kirishima Mana smiled and said softly to Ikari Shinji: "Then... I'll wait for you this week."

"There's something else."

"what?"

"I know that Zhan Ji caused some trouble at the NERV base a few days ago." Xiao Ikari nodded and said, "What are they doing here?"

"I'll check it out." Kirishima Mana gave the news directly: "I'll tell you on Sunday—"

"No need. I'm not worried about what's going on over there. Lubyanka will investigate you faster than anyone else, so don't worry. I believe Lubyanka has even known about our relationship for a long time. What are your thoughts?"

"?!——" Kirishima Mana immediately understood what Shinji Ikari meant, then turned to ecstasy and said with a smile: "Thank you Shinji-kun~~ I will always listen to Shinji-kun~~~"

"Yeah, okay. ——Go back and tell Zhanji that if he wants more information, don't play tricks. The Lubyanka people will assassinate me. I've already taken a big risk. Well... I'm willing to take this risk all for a girl named Kirishima Mana."

"Hehehe, got it~ Thank you Shinji-kun~"

210 Same as the plug insertion test, non-driving suit version