Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"If that's what you say," Shinji Ikari patted the medal on his chest. "How about we use our military achievements to speak for themselves? In a situation like this, it still feels like an act of occupation. Experts shouldn't be led by amateurs. Isn't that just basic common sense?"

"...You Soviet guy, you just love medals, don't you? You also love showing off your seniority, right? You're a colonel, and I got promoted too! - Me too!" Asuka, with Xiao Ikari holding her waist, thrust her chest and hips out, and immediately thrust the human secondary sexual organ, which had just begun to take shape and was steadily and effectively developed in the initial stage, towards Xiao Ikari: "Tell me! Why am I not suitable to be a leader?"

"...Okay, okay." You already hit someone with the ball, so what else can I say? Although compared to Katsuragi, you're just a ping-pong ball: "How about this, since Asuka is the captain, let's not make things difficult for her. Give her some face. I... eh?"

As he spoke, the German-American major of Japanese and German descent unceremoniously took off the Soviet military cap on Shinji Ikari's head.

Then he put it on his head.

"Okay!" The ancestor of the tsundere beautiful girl was filled with emotion at this moment. She pointed to the front while wearing Shinji Ikari's military cap and said, "Follow my orders, advance!"

Asuka insisted on being the team leader of this "special operation", and Shinji Ikari did not have any major objections.

"We're here." Ayanami glanced at the signpost nearby. She had been leading the way for the three of them. "We've arrived at the C-level main lounge. Just ahead is the escalator. It's dangerous without electricity, so there's a corridor next to the escalator, so it'll take a few minutes. Then, we'll leave the EVA control floor and ascend to the main control floor."

"Uh..." Asuka, who had just given the order, felt a little embarrassed: "My order is - listen to the top students, keep going!"

There's no need for Ikari, who used to be a scout, to obey the bureaucrats' orders now—good, this fits in with my understanding of the group.

"Oh, you're so stupid! Ayanami told me to go this way, listen to me! Go this way!——"

"Alright! Under my leadership, the first stage goal has been achieved! We've finally reached the C floor—so, Ayanami, where should we go next?"

Asuka's greatest use as a leader is "Ayanami, what do you think?" and "Stupid Shinji, lead the way!"

But just then, the gunshot from the last chapter's end rang out. As before, Ikari Shinji pulled out his pistol and fired a few bullets. Instead of a "Next Episode" message, a few bloody holes appeared.

After Shinji Ikari had dealt with all the enemies in front of him, he breathed a sigh of relief and changed his magazine. Then he heard a burst of hurried footsteps chasing from the front again - Ikari immediately took alert again.

"Ah, stupid Shinji!" Knowing that it was time for an ambush, Asuka asked softly, "How are you?" when Ikari opened his mouth and covered it with hers.

"It's okay, keep hiding." Xiao Ding said to the other two beautiful girls from the corner: "Don't make a sound until I say something!"

The pursuit seemed to stop at a distant corner, and a strange cry of surprise was heard.

Shinji Ikari listened carefully in the dark and it took him a while to figure out what was going on.

"Hey!" In the darkness, Shinji Ikari suddenly shouted towards the corner ahead where a flashlight was shining. "Is that someone from NERV? The Intelligence Department, or the Security Department?"

"Huh?!" The other side immediately became startled. A group of men in black suits, each holding a rifle, stood alert in the direction of Xiao Ding. "It's the Intelligence Department! Who's that person in front?"

"The third most suitable candidate is Colonel Ikari Nobuki." After Ikari saw the black-clad figures in front of him, especially the one in the front, he laughed. "Ah, Sister Miko? - I didn't expect you to be here. I'm so happy to see you in this situation - You didn't betray NERV, did you?"

"Of course I didn't do anything treacherous! - Little... um, the third suitable person!" Hearing the hidden meaning in Xiao Ikari's words, Ono Miko sighed and signaled everyone around her to put away their guns: "There is indeed a traitor, but he has been caught. Some 'rats' crawled in and tried to fish in troubled waters. We came to catch them, but now I didn't expect... You didn't leave any of them alive?"

"Of course. With so much danger and no light in that situation, how would I know how many people were missing? I might as well just kill them all!" Ikari Shinji said, then motioned Asuka and Ayanami to stay put. "So... may I ask, what's the situation now?"

"Please return to the EVA launch room as soon as possible," Ono Miko said seriously. "The Angels are attacking! — The central control room is now completely paralyzed, but we have manually controlled the operation and can use the backup battery to start the EVA at any time! — We will send people to find two more suitable people — You don't have to worry."

"Oh... then you don't have to look for them. The other two suitable candidates are in my hands. Hehehe... you don't want the other two suitable candidates to show up... Pu!" Shinji Ikari laughed with the same expression as the villain, and Asuka on the side punched him directly.

"Stupid Shinji, what the hell are you doing? You haven't let us out yet." Asuka was furious. Still wearing her officer's hat, she shouted angrily, "What? Is this what you want to do?"

Ono Miko curled her lips and thought, "It's obvious that Shinji Ikari doesn't trust anyone, so he doesn't dare let you guys out." This little girl doesn't even realize how much danger Shinji Ikari is taking to come out and talk—there must be a traitor in NERV. Who knows how many traitors there are—it's best to be cautious. Now...

205 This should be the first Ikari Shinji to defeat an Angel

This version of Shinji Ikari doesn't scream, doesn't show any discomfort after killing someone, and is mentally sound, not mentally retarded. Most importantly: no pretense, no sanctimony, no "reflection."

I killed a few spies who came to my base and ran around the world with guns. I had two sisters behind me - I shot and killed several of them first, is there any problem?

"Sure thing, Shin." Intelligence Section 2 Chief Ono Miko looked at Shinji Ikari and the corpses scattered across the ground. A group of men in black had already secured them in the center, their dozens of flashlights illuminating the corridor like daylight, dazzling. "Every shot is a headshot! I didn't expect you to be such a good shot!"

"Haha, Sister Miko, we need to respect each other's professionalism." Ikari thought to himself, "You guys who let spies in? I really can't trust your professionalism." But... what do you mean by "don't tell me in detail?" Coincidentally, Ikari, still in his medal uniform, pointed to the medal on his left chest and said, "Look, I'm a war hero. I've blown up more tanks than I've fought against apostles, let alone these petty thieves."

"Hmm..." The regulars from the Second Intelligence Division fell silent. That's right—these intelligence officers probably saw fewer bodies in their lives than Ikari killed in a single guerrilla raid, let alone KD. "Alright, Xiao... ahem. Third Fit, hurry to the helipad! The Angels are coming."

"Yes, dear Sister Miko." Ikari nodded and picked up the assault rifle from the corpse's hand. He then skillfully checked the magazine's contents. Instinctively, he pulled the bolt with his backhand—but the bolt wasn't on the right side. He curled his lips and grumbled, "I'm not used to using this NATO gun—Okay, Sister Miko, let's go."

"...Put your gun down. And..." Ono Miko finally realized the problem: "How did you bring your pistol in here!? - You..."

"Oh, don't worry about the details. If I didn't bring a gun, with our airtight security level, I think the three of us would be dead by now." Xiao Ikari shrugged his shoulders, touched several magazines and skillfully put them into his jacket pocket. After unbuttoning a few buttons of his jacket, he asked for a flashlight. He skillfully tied the flashlight to the muzzle of the gun with shoelaces: "Let's go, Ayanami, Asuka - I'm here to protect you, you can rest assured -"

With that, Xiao Ikari ran away.

"...Team Three, follow up—if the pilots get into trouble again, you won't have to come back." Ono Miko's pretty face was gloomy, and she was furious—you are so outstanding, aren't you just trying to fool me? Fortunately, you just bribed me. "Forget it... I'm glad everything's fine."

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Xiao Ikari and his group came to the launch preparation room.

Almost everyone in the command room rushed to the EVA launch room. A group of support personnel, usually from the support department, were now shouting slogans as they manually opened the final insertion bolt. Their chants were like a chant. A group of paperwork staff also joined in, mixing with the white-uniformed internal staff and the orange-uniformed support staff. Everyone, regardless of gender, had their collars opened wide.

There are candles all over the launch room, and other staff members are replacing the candles. Three EVAs are ready for launch here.

Xiao Ikari took a look and thought, how the hell is this Neon Genesis Evangelion?

This is clearly Warhammer 40K Evangelion.

"Wow." Shinji Ikari whistled and said to Asuka beside him, "Do you know Warhammer 40?"

"I don't know. What?"

"A board game from the UK, very popular."

"I'm not interested in otaku stuff. I don't care." Asuka stroked her hair lightly. She was more interested in the scene in front of her. "But this scene is really weird."

"Ikari-kun," Ayanami said softly, "It's time to fight."

"Yes."

"Ah, you're finally here!" Katsuragi trotted over to Ikari, almost crying with joy! "If you don't come soon, I'll have to go on stage myself! - Come on, this is the pilot suit! Hurry up and put it on, and get on stage!"

Maya Ibuki also trotted along, handing three sets of driving suits to the three pilots: "Hayi, I'll take care of them all!"

I also gave him a few paper photos.

"?" Shinji Ikari looked at the Angel in the photo and was stunned. Isn't this the Rain Angel, known as the weakest Angel? The other Angels were ridiculously strong, which made Shinji Ikari wonder how powerful an Angel would be all the way here. But now it seems that this one is just a useless and useless original. "Is this an Angel?"

"That's right." Katsuragi looked at the photo with disgust, but still said seriously: "The S2 mechanism should be in the abdomen, on the spider-like body. Several legs should be able to attack. You have to be careful. I don't know why the eyes are so big, and they are still human-it should be some kind of evolutionary ability. You have to be careful-it can't be launched by human power now. There is an internal diesel generator. It should be able to supply you with electricity for an hour-"

"Oh?" Ikari Shinji was taken aback. "We have fuel in reserve? Hmm... is this all we have?"

"No, we've stockpiled more fuel. Ritsuko cold-bloodedly calculated the duration of this battle. All the staff members took turns manually feeding diesel to the generators. We need someone to continue the work in an hour—and we won't suffocate to death."

"I understand." Shinji Ikari nodded and handed over a small bottle of vodka from his pocket.

"? What is that?" Katsuragi looked confused.

"Asuka and Ayanami can just rest here - leave the wine, I'll be back soon. Watch me kill the apostles with warm wine!" Ikari Shinji waved his hand and rushed to the cockpit without stopping: "No need for a cockpit suit! I haven't even put on this military uniform to enter Unit-01 yet! All right, let me show you Unit-01 in its battle form!"

Ah, so childish.

"? Stupid Shinji! You want to abandon us?!"

"Ikari-kun?"

The other two drivers also rushed over.

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In the end, Rain Angel was really weak. Xiao Ikari used all his AT stance and a burst of EVA's assault rifle bullets turned the opponent from an Apostle into a Dead Apostle.

But little Ikari's question came from then on - why did the apostle's ability suddenly become so low? Amidst the celebration, Ikari Shinji fell into thinking - and soon figured out why.

Could it be that……

"Kaoru-kun? Did you help me?"

206 Father-in-law, stabbed by son-in-law!

After defeating the Angels, there's usually no official celebration. But this time, Ikari once again received a letter of commendation from the Soviet Union. This was perfectly normal, except that this time, due to some confidential documents Ikari had sent, all of Shinji Ikari's important dimensions needed to be reassessed.

What Xiao Ikari didn't quite understand was that the US side was so insistent on inviting Xiao Ikari to a casual meal. The biggest problem was -

Asuka's father is here.

"Papa (Dad)?!" Asuka Tiger... Her delicate body trembled, and then trembled again, and she was out! - The main thing is that Asuka couldn't understand why her own father came here when she was fighting for her life and death. "What is Dad doing here? What's the matter? - Isn't he very busy at work?"

After the three pilots finished, Ikari dragged Katsuragi and Akagi to Katsuragi's house to celebrate. Ayanami was also there, creating a harem atmosphere. Ikari Shinji personally cooked, cooking a few dishes and two stir-fries. But in the middle of it all, Asuka suddenly received a call.

"No... you're already here?" Asuka was bewildered. Everyone around her stopped talking when she answered the phone. "You came with Mama (Mom)? We just defeated a new apostle... You knew about this? - How did you know such a confidential matter? And how did you manage to come here at such a critical moment... Hmm? A US military plane?"

"You guys want to come see me?" Asuka frowned, feeling that something was a bit unusual. "Oh, if you have something to do, just do it yourself. I'm doing fine here, no need to come see me specially. Oh, you're not busy anymore? Is Dad ever not busy? No, it's not that I don't want to see Dad, it's just that it's not convenient where I live now. - It's up to you, come whenever you want, when... um? - You're already downstairs?!"

"Hey." Ikari Shinji placed the last of the German Crispy Pork Knuckle, four pieces, on a plate, adding some sauerkraut and other ingredients. He personally prepared a simple sauerkraut feast for Ayanami, along with some other vegetarian dishes. He had also heard the call, and as he placed the pork knuckle, you said, "Is this someone's unkind?"

"You little bastard." Katsuragi quickly stood up and straightened his appearance, saying, "You kidnapped her daughter—you're the one who came."

"Hehehe... You're not very politically sensitive, my dear Misato-san." Shinji Ikari smiled and shook his head. He had already guessed what was going on.

Not long after, Asuka brought a couple up from downstairs.

The man is tall and strong, and his mother looks as handsome as Leonardo DiCaprio. With blond hair and blue eyes, and a face that looks like an old handsome man, Asuka's Oedipus complex can basically be inferred.

The woman was gentle, elegant, and particularly lovely, a unique type of Germanic woman. She wasn't particularly large-boned, but she had the dignified appearance of a queen, and her voice, smile, and voice were particularly amiable—though she had never given birth, she looked like a mother.

"Come, let me introduce you." Asuka, acting like a good kid in front of her parents, pointed at the people in front of her and said, "This is my dad, Andre; this is my mom, Anna - this is my guardian here, Katsuragi Mei, you know..."

The introductions were made, and there were gentlemanly handshakes. The German-accented English made communication easy for everyone present—it was just that the German-accented English was a bit difficult to speak with a Japanese accent.

"This stupid... well, this guy is Shinji Ikari."

"Oh, you're Ikari Shinji, right? I've heard my daughter mention you countless times—hahaha." Andri was polite and courteous at first. As the biological father of Hikaru, he didn't feel the slightest pain of having his daughter taken away. Instead, he burst into laughter, held Ikari Shinji's hand tightly, and chatted non-stop. "This kid is usually quite arrogant, but she recognizes the fighting camaraderie between you and her. Well, she's a good guy."

Shinji Ikari's hands are just as small as a teenager's, but when he shakes hands with another person, they are just as strong as ever, and the calluses on them hurt the other person.

"Nice, nice, nice." After saying a few humble words in Russian, the Soviet Ikari Shinji smiled and shook his head, saying, "It's me, Colonel Ikari Nobuki. Your daughter Asuka is a rare comrade in the world, and we are proud of each other. As a soldier, I recognize her courage, ability, fighting qualities and great personality - Oh, please come in, sir and madam. It just so happens that I made some German food that Asuka likes. You should also try it -"

"Oh, that's great, I can smell the fragrance right here—"

After Andre took his seat and exchanged a few pleasantries, Asuka's stepmother began to praise Ikari Shinji from the bottom of her heart: "Oh, what a wonderful meal! It tastes just like home. You must have listened to Asuka's advice a lot, right? Well - if you marry someone in the future, that woman will definitely be a happy woman."

"I may not marry, I'll live to that age first." Ikari Shinji said the coldest words with a smile, and he couldn't say a word to make people say it: "Oh, sorry. I said something I shouldn't have said - come, I'll give you a 'whirlpool', and everyone will pretend that nothing happened. Come, I wish you good health, dear Mr. Andre, Mrs. Anna."

Shinji Ikari picked up a bottle of vodka - Katsuragi and Akagi were too lazy to stop him now.

"Tun tun tun... Tun tun tun—burp!" Ikari blew down a bottle of vodka, his face flushed. Andre, who was present, was completely stunned by his future son-in-law.

14 years old, mouth-blown a bottle of 500ml 65% vodka.

Are you trying to intimidate me? — Let me tell you, if I were 20 years younger, I wouldn't be able to drink it all in one go.

"Wow!" the German father-in-law said. "That's impressive—is this the Soviet heroism? Come, I can only toast you, young man. I wish you good health, too."

The German father-in-law raised the beer beside him and drank a glass, while Anna's stepmother took a sip of red wine as a token of appreciation.

"Burp!" Without a hint of wavering, Shinji Ikari took a bite of a lemon and blew on it. He smiled and said, "Anyway, enjoy your meal today. I'll prepare bedding for you two tonight. Please rest here with your daughter. This is a rare family moment—"

"We've booked a hotel, there's no need for this..."

"Tokyo-3 just experienced a major power outage. I'm afraid you won't be able to leave."

"Um... okay." Andre thought for a moment, realizing he had come here on a mission. "No matter what, my daughter really likes you—"

"?! Papa (Dad)!" Asuka suddenly interrupted everything with a red face.

"That's true." Ikari Shinji nodded and said seriously, "I, and all of us, like Asuka. We love her. Another pilot, Rei Ayanami, and I love her like family. She is an indispensable part of our lives. Although my heart will stop beating one day, until that day comes - my heart will always beat with hers!"

"..."

Andre thought to himself: This guy's flirting is so terrifying?! No, I absolutely cannot let him stay! He actually makes me feel the slightest bit threatened?

207 My father-in-law and I, separated

The battle between the father-in-law and the son-in-law continued in silence. In the first round, Kodakari's show of force was quite effective. According to Soviet diplomatic etiquette, this was considered to be a complete suppression of the negotiating partner.

Sure enough, as long as this trick is not used on Chinese people, it is relatively useful for people all over the world.

"Hey, idiot." Asuka looked at her father being embarrassed, poked Ikari with a smile, and said in Japanese: "You are quite capable, right? I didn't expect a drunkard like you could use it this way, hehehe - when you have time, have a few drinks with my dad?"

"Don't worry." Ikari knew that the other party had never had a very positive opinion of his father, which was very similar to him. But they were not similar in spirit - Ikari had a deep and deep hatred for Ikari in the physical sense, and they had killed each other several times in the physical sense. In each world, hatred reached its extreme, and he was the kind of person who -

Bite the hatred, bite the resentment! Bite the hatred and swallow it alive. Bite the hatred into pieces and swallow it hard, the hatred will germinate in your heart!

Treat Ikari Gendou as the enemy of all mankind!

But Asuka's attitude towards her father is simple... She is not happy with her father's new love. Although this "new love" has been very good to her for ten years, she still thinks her biological mother is better, which is understandable.

"I promise to accompany you for the last meal and the next meal, and I will help him get gastroptosis sooner or later." Shinji Ikari took another sip. He looked like a beautiful boy, but he drank so heartily. This scene was quite interesting to his mother-in-law.

"Langre." Calling Asuka by another name, her mother-in-law Anna said with a smile, "You and Mr. Ikari have a really good relationship. By the way, I heard that Mr. Ikari is a Soviet hero, right?"