Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Tsk, that's okay, I'll pay with Japanese Yen. Credit card is also fine—"

"We recommend using a credit card...but, at your young age..."

"Here's my ID card—check it out." Ikari Shinji casually pulled out an ID card from a foreigner in District 11 and handed it over along with his credit card. "Don't worry, they'll definitely be able to find it."

"?!" Sure enough, the staff tried it—Ikari Shinji's name was listed on the system, where it shouldn't have been. A credit card at 14? Amazing! And his credit record was ridiculously high—was he the son of a Soviet government official?

Shinji Ikari took three pieces of jewelry for grown women, intending to bribe Katsuragi, Akagi, and Ono Miko from Intelligence Section 2. Meanwhile, he carefully selected gifts for Ayanami, Asuka, and Kirishima Mana.

"What a pity." Suddenly, a voice echoed in Shinji Ikari's mind: "I no longer have a physical body - tell me, if I were still alive, would you give me a gift?"

"Of course I will." The voice in Shinji Ikari's head is Kaworu Nagisa, the feminized Kaworu Nagisa from another world. Most of the "memories" he brought back from this place are borne by Kaworu Nagisa's soul. In this case, it's hard to say whether Shinji Ikari is using her or if he truly has feelings for her.

Anyway, Shinji Ikari didn't say it, but Kaworu Nagisa already knew it—the young girl version of Kaworu Nagisa (of course, it seems that any version of Kaworu Nagisa in any world would love any version of Shinji Ikari unconditionally—as if they owed Shinji Ikari a debt for thousands of lifetimes). The young girl version of Kaworu Nagisa knew—Shinji Ikari had feelings for her.

"What a pity." The young version of Nagisa Kaworu was a little naughty: "It's true that I don't have a physical body anymore, and Li Lin's body is indeed a little fragile, but I still hope to have a gift of my own - Ikari-kun, how about giving it to me?"

"Okay." Ikari Shinji spoke to Kaworu Nagisa in his mind and immediately agreed to his request. It's just a little money, isn't it? If he doesn't spend it now, he might die and have no place to spend it. Katsuragi was really a fool last week, not even thinking of burning some of it for himself. He couldn't spend money in his reincarnation, so he didn't have any extra points. Otherwise, how could this round be so difficult?

"Then Ikari-kun." Suddenly, Nagisa Kaworu revealed his true intentions and said, "I can't wear this kind of jewelry anymore - would you like to help me wear it?"

"? It's not impossible, but wearing earrings is weird." Shinji Ikari thinks that only homosexuals and gangsters wear earrings - of course this is a stereotype... Is it really just a stereotype?

"Well, Ikari-kun—I really want that beautiful dress, wear it for me too!—If you don't agree, don't forget that there's an apostle in your head. I could go crazy at any moment, and you'd be arrested at any moment."

"?!?! Xun-kun, are you plotting against me?"

202 I'm so smart

The days that followed gradually became uneventful, and Shinji Ikari was genuinely apprehensive about what the next Angel might do. Perhaps it was Ikari Yui's power, or perhaps even the will of the universe had been forced to act. The previous Angel had been so destructive that the Pacific Ocean had actually risen half a centimeter in size.

Was the Apostle's difficulty lowered because the version was too strong and there was a serious loss of players? So, the difficulty was lowered to be almost the same as the original one, and even the plot was almost the same.

"Ah... Mr. Ryoji Kaji?" After buying the jewelry gifts, Shinji Ikari returned to the NERV headquarters in his military uniform and happened to find Ryoji Kaji at the NERV employee entrance.

Shinji Ikari was driving Katsuragi's car, the Mazda that looked like Ultraman.

"Oh, Shinji-kun." Kaji Ryoji smiled kindly when he saw Ikari. The uncle, who always had a bad beard, smiled and waved to Ikari and said, "Why, this car..."

"It's Katsuragi's, lend it to me." Xiao Ikari patted the white car door and said with a smile.

"? Katsuragi has this car?" Kaji Ryoji asked puzzledly: "Why don't I remember it?..."

"Oh, I got the prize money for defeating the Apostle last month. I didn't plan on doing anything with it at the time. Katsuragi happened to be drooling over an ad for retro cars, so I found a 90% new one on the second-hand market for a girl's personal use. It looks pretty good." Ikari Shinji said, giving a bit of a Versailles tone, "Katsuragi usually drives her Renault, so she lent me this one. Oh, Mr. Kaji, what can I do for you?"

"It just so happens that I'm back at headquarters—Oh, Shinji-kun played really well last time, I haven't had a chance to congratulate you yet." Kaji Ryoji nodded and said seriously: "All of humanity owes you a favor."

"? Hahahaha, I am a communist fighter. Dying for the people is my greatest happiness. The whole human race owes me a favor? No, sir, my comrades and I have long been aware of this." Shinji Ikari said that you think too much, we are not so pretentious.

"Shinji-kun, it seems you are indeed great." Kaji Ryoji praised seriously, then turned back to his nonchalant look: "Oh, you are wearing a military uniform? Are you going to the embassy?"

"Yes, because last time I eliminated the enemy that wanted to destroy humanity... well, to be more precise, I eliminated the 'real, tangible' destruction skirt! Six, nine? #! ④: nine "three, ⑥" one; ③; five! The enemy of humanity, the Supreme Soviet of the Soviet Union awarded me a second Gold Star Medal." I won't feel sleepy if you talk about this. "I'll buy a gift for Sister Misato by the way - is there anything else, Mr. Kaji? If not, I'll go through the vehicle tunnel."

"Oh, nothing much... Come to my melon field and eat watermelon when you have time."

"Oh, спасибо (Thank you)"

Ikari nodded and drove off. It took a while to park the car.

Then Xiao Ding spent some time looking for someone——

"Oh, Misato-san, you're here." The air conditioning in the underground secret base was quite good, so even in his military uniform, Shinji Ikari wasn't hot. He saw Katsuragi in the rest area.

"? Xiao Zhen?" Katsuragi was chatting with some female colleagues in the lounge area. Suddenly, he saw Xiao Ikari and smiled. "Why, you're here? You didn't go to school this morning and asked for leave. I'll remember this! If you fail the exam, you know the consequences... Hmm? What for?"

"Here, I'll give you a present." Ikari didn't have much interest in anything, after all, his greatest interest lay elsewhere. He pulled out a small, purple-wrapped package from his pocket and handed it to Katsuragi.

"? You gave me a gift? Oh, it really is...eh?" Katsuragi is also the kind of carefree queen, and she immediately opened it in front of several female colleagues.

Wow! — Golden Legend! A sapphire necklace is placed here.

"This is..." Katsuragi was as delighted as a giant dragon that had seen a glittering treasure. His eyes twinkled with brilliance. The female colleagues nearby, upon seeing this, were filled with intense envy and jealousy.

"We defeated the Angels, and that caused quite a stir." Shinji Ikari said with a smile, his hands behind his back. "The Soviets gave me a second Gold Star Medal and a bonus. The Chinese also gave me a bonus and a new honorary title. These are in addition to my salary. I feel bad eating and drinking for free at Misato's house, thinking of how she always takes care of me. Here, I saw this at the jewelry store. It really suits Misato's mature and beautiful temperament. I'm giving it to you."

"Thank you... Thank you." Katsuragi almost lost her guard right there. Of course, as a woman, she was instantly moved and almost flooded with passion. But she immediately realized something else.

Close the floodgates.

"Did you... buy it for someone else?" Misato Katsuragi looked at the other person suspiciously.

"Of course, Misato-san is really smart." Xiao Ikari smiled and said, "But Misato-san is the first one."

"Tsk... Why is it that every man I meet is a playboy? Go away, you little pervert." Katsuragi Misato put the necklace directly on her neck, brushed her long hair and said, "But I like it very much. Thank you, Xiao Zhen - pervert."

This scene was suddenly seen by Ryoji Kaji who had just arrived at work around the corner.

I should be under the car, not inside it...

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After giving Ono Miko a gift early in the morning, Shinji Ikari came out of Ritsuko Akagi's room an hour later. He was busy "checking her body". It seemed that Ritsuko Akagi quite liked the new "neck collar" that Ikari gave her.

The kind with gemstones on it.

I don't know why, a woman as strong as Akagi Ritsuko actually likes to wear a "collar". At first, Ikari didn't think much of it, after all, it's not good to think too much. Later, Ikari discovered a particularly hellish XP.

The other party likes suffocation play.

What's even worse is that the other party likes to be led by the neck.

She doesn't care what her mother does to her, and even likes to double up. She's a pure self-torturer with a strong tolerance - and she loves contrast.

When Ikari was having his "physical checkup", he was busy walking the dog. Ritsuko Akagi particularly liked the "collar" that Ikari gave her.

After Ikari and Akagi Ritsuko had recovered, Ikari went out to find Ayanami and Asuka. They had a close relationship, even a sympathetic connection. So when Ikari gave each of them a gift, it was like they each received two—that was the real benefit.

"Thank you, Ikari-kun..."

"Hmph, not so good... Thanks, idiot."

"Then...how about a kiss?" Shamelessly said Xiao Ikari.

"...Go to hell! Impossible! Die! Die now!!" Asuka expressed her refusal and kicked and punched Shinji Ikari, but when she found that little Ikari did not dodge or evade and relied entirely on internal strength, she reduced her strength.

Ayanami was also standing aside, and she was becoming more and more human, as if...shy.

Asuka and Ayanami looked at each other - how could anyone be so unrestrained!

Suddenly, at this moment, isn’t it a coincidence!

NERV headquarters, which has 18 layers of defense, has a power outage.

"! What's going on?" Shinji Ikari was confused. After a moment of panic - in the pitch-black environment, he seemed to feel two people kissing him on the left and right cheeks at the same time.

"?!"

I guess what everyone is thinking is - when the time comes, just say that she (the other party) kissed him.

203 Family Thief

Ikari Shinji can understand Asuka's behavior—she's the ancestor of tsundere, after all. Life is full of tsundere, so why bother with all the "arrogance"?

Has Ayanami been trained to this point now? Ah… The first thing Shinji Ikari felt was a great sense of accomplishment and a sore throat.

He feels like an old father, even though the other person is in a sense half of his biological mother Ikari Yui (this is still the least blood relationship) - but now he can no longer care about the ethical issues.

"What's going on?" The moment he was kissed, Ikari Shinji immediately extended his hands without hesitation—his superior reflexes and physical prowess highlighted his abilities. He grasped two slender waists, one on each side, and held them tightly.

"Ah! What are you doing! - Let me go, you pervert! - Pervert! H! -"

"Ikari... Ikari-kun?"

Ayanami and Asuka's reactions are also very interesting. It seems that one of them is shy in her elegance, and the other is shy in her tsundereness.

"Listen to me, listen to me—" Asuka punched him in the chest with her little fist. Ikari Shinji begged for mercy but didn't let go of his hands at all! Don't let go, don't dream! "It's pitch black now, you can't see your hand in front of you! If we don't stay together, it's easy to get separated, which is not good."

"Then can't we hold hands?" Asuka immediately retorted.

"..." Ikari Shinji was speechless, but he could only look for trouble: "What if the space we have to move in is too small and we trip? There's nothing we can do, there's nothing we can do——"

If a girl likes you, she will stop resisting after struggling for a few times.

Even if it meant two or more people! Soon, both Asuka and Rei Ayanami stopped reacting to Ikari's embrace, and both even managed to hold onto Ikari's waist—and even worse, they even held hands! This is the harmony fostered by a fighting relationship!

"But what's going on?" Asuka didn't quite understand what was going on. The three of them worked together in perfect harmony, slowly moving forward. First they hit the wall, then they continued to move forward, feeling their way along the wall.

"I don't know. The backup power supply has been cut off." Ayanami shook her head lightly, then said, "There should be three backup lines."

"So what do we do now?"

"Go to headquarters," Xiao Ding said softly, "The backup power supply has been cut off. That's... terrible."

"What do you mean?"

"The backup power shouldn't have been cut off. This incident can only mean one thing: the base was invaded, and a spy deliberately cut off all power." Ikari Shinji paused. Kaji Ryoji was a really good double-faced... no, multi-faceted spy. This is what Kaji Ryoji did. "But if possible, I still hope to have at least a little power. Why are the emergency lights out too?... Oops!"

"What's wrong, Ikari-kun?"

"That old bastard Ikari Gendo must have been responsible!" Little Ikari gritted his teeth and said, "But this also indirectly shows that NERV is suffering from serious trauma - or it was caused by a human invasion, but that's unlikely. The human invasion should be spies, and a small-scale battle would be enough. But now it's on a large scale, and the old bastard has completely drained the power of the 'life support system' of the entire base - this shows that he no longer cares about the lives of NERV's grassroots personnel. Without the life support system, everyone will suffocate to death! The distance from the bottom to the top is ten kilometers. Not to mention that this is a straight-line distance. The lowest-level employees have to take the elevator for half an hour to get home! - Old Ikari is letting them die!"

"Isn't that possible?" Asuka shuddered suddenly and said, "Even if he has a bad temper all day long, he wouldn't be like this, right? Hey, how do you know so much?"

"Soviet scouts report to you, distinguished Miss Asuka, great Miss Ayanami Rei—you are before you the best Soviet intelligence officers. Tell me, how could I not know this deduction?"

"It's okay, all the electronic devices are down. He can't hear you scolding him--" Ikari Shinji patted Asuka's waist lightly, sneered and said, "This old immortal will pay the price sooner or later... But his choice is very cold-blooded, but it shows a terrible possibility. He wants to concentrate all the electricity. That is to say... he wants to prevent the possible invasion of the apostles. It can even be said that the apostles have already begun the invasion--"

"Hmph! Morality..." After initially dismissing her, Asuka gradually came to accept Shinji Ikari's terrifying suspicion. "So what should we do?"

"Let's go to the command room. There must be supplies there." Ikari Shinji thought for a moment and then replied, "After all, saving the people starts with saving the officials. If the officials can't survive, how can we save the people?"

"But it's so dark now, can we really walk through?"

"Don't worry." Ikari Shinji thought for a moment, then said, "I have a light-up tool."

"what?"

"Dangdangdangdang!" Ikari Shinji stuffed Asuka's hand into his chest, letting her caress his chest muscles and phone at the same time. "Made in the Soviet Union, it has plenty of power! It can be used in -40 degrees Celsius and can play games for three hours without running out of power! - Just use this as a flashlight."

Shinji Ikari and the two beautiful girls continued their journey. They met in the pilot's lounge on the E floor. Following the signposts, they had intended to go directly to the command center. However, this would require them to pass the landing pads for Unit-01, Unit-00, and Unit-02. On the way, something unexpected happened.

"Don't run!——"

"Boom boom boom——"

In the pitch darkness, several young men and women were walking along the wall when they heard the sound of hurried footsteps in the distance. There were even bursts of gunfire.

"What's going on?" Ikari was startled, then immediately alert. If I hold you, I can't protect you. If I protect you, I can't hold you—Ikari Shinji unhesitatingly released his grip, which he hadn't let go. He then pulled a Soviet pistol from his waistband and tucked Ayanami and Asuka behind him. "You two, stay in this corner. Don't come out, no matter what." Ikari muttered, then turned off the flashlight on his phone.

"Tada!" The sound of running as they chased each other became louder and louder, but they could also feel that it was getting more and more exhausting. Finally, when they were approaching Ikari Shinji and his group, Ikari suddenly turned on his phone and blinded the faces of the people opposite him.

"Zenji?" NERV people naturally have a negative impression of the Senjiji. They don't want to interact unless it's a matter of personal interest, with the exception of Kirishima Mana. Finally, when Shinji Ikari clearly sees what the fleeing figure is wearing, he pounces and forcefully grabs the door facing Watanaka!

204 Where three people form a party branch

Time had to move forward a bit, and several pilots advanced in the pitch darkness—groping their way forward. Ayanami and Asuka groped their way forward, while Ikari groped them. Or, perhaps, the other way around—they were all adolescents, beautiful boys and girls, and whoever groped would gain no advantage.

Unexpectedly, after going full circle, Zhan Zi is still the final enemy of his life. In a sense, it can be said that Xiao Ding has traveled through several worlds and has always been at the forefront of the anti-Japanese war.

"Since this is a special operation, we need to select a commander-in-chief—for example, me! I must be the commander that everyone will pay attention to." In the darkness, Asuka suddenly thought of something and immediately spoke to Ayanami and Shinji Ikari beside her.

"Hmm?" Ikari was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Ayanami beside him with the light of his phone. Then, jokingly, he asked, "As for my opinion, I don't have any. At this critical moment, with only three of us, I do agree with forming a party branch."

"Uh...what?" Asuka was stunned, not quite understanding what Shinji Ikari meant.

"My comrades in my spiritual homeland, China, told me that when China was carrying out an effective modern revolution, a Party branch was established for every three people." Ikari Shinji tightened his grip around Asuka, pulling her close to his chest. "So... dear American Colonel, would you like to join the Communist Party?"

"Bah!" Asuka immediately said, "You're dreaming! I volunteered to work for capitalism. I come from a capitalist fundamentalist country—America!" "That's impossible! How could you think I would join the Communist Party? I..."

"That's unavoidable. You can't be captain anymore." Ikari Shinji shrugged and said jokingly, "Actually, don't take it to heart. Haven't you Christians who believe in God said that? Pretend to convert, then repent? Look at Dai Ying, who is a father and son of your great America. He's been practically infiltrated like a sieve by our Soviet Lubyanka. The British Prime Minister is dying to change his pants. We all know it here - join us? You won't lose anything."

"Bah—why don't you persuade the top students!"

"Ayanami, do you want to join the Communist Party?" Shinji Ikari turned his head and glanced at Ayanami.

"Ikari-kun wants me to do it." Ayanami said calmly, and leaning against Shinji's chest, she said lightly, "I'll do it."

Shinji Ikari guessed that although Ayanami was not interested in this matter, as long as Shinji Ikari gave the order, the other party would probably be the most determined underground party member.

"Let's put the Party branch's affairs aside for now." The teasing was almost over, and Xiao Ding turned around and asked, "But you have to explain why the two of us should listen to you?"

"Is that even necessary? I'm the smartest brain here. Do we humans really have to listen to an idiot and a cute, clueless girl?" Asuka snorted, finally dropping the subject. She bluntly said, "It's normal for middle school students to listen to college students."