Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"It's okay, I just got up a little earlier than usual. I wonder if a certain gentleman has forgotten that from the time you were born until four years ago, you had to eat the meals your mother made... until four years ago, a little boy took away your mother's kitchen. Do you think your mother can't cook anymore?" Ikari Yui was much cuter than the other two girls: "Sit down sweetly and get ready to eat. Burn incense for your dad."

"……Oh."

Little Ikari had no choice but to go and burn incense at Old Ikari's spirit tablet. If you insist, it was to cover it with some soil to prevent the dead body from resurrecting.

"Asuka is such a lovely girl, well-behaved and cute, comparable to our Rei." Ikari Yui seemed very happy.

"Hmm... I have to admit, Mom, your ability to judge people is really questionable." A cup of milk a day strengthens District 11 residents—this ad is actually true in District 11, as evidenced by their height. Although... it didn't really help Ikari's height. After drinking the milk, Ikari felt that last week and this week, Ikari Yui's eyes when choosing a husband were similar to those of a StarCraft player. How come she can't even distinguish between beauty and ugliness, good and evil now? "Asuka? Well-behaved? Huh..."

"Don't talk about Asuka like that! - I can feel that she is definitely a good girl."

"...Mom, which eye did you see that with?"

"Intuition!" The wife, while cooking, made a sword-dancing gesture in the air—and then continued cooking: "Women's intuition."

The girl who told me about women's intuition last week, I slept with her and she still cheated me. This... is a bit scary.

"...Alright." Ikari didn't dare fight her woman's intuition. Last week, when Katsuragi said that, she was already at the end of her rope. Another question? Another question and she'd lose her temper. "So, Mom? You seem happy today?"

"Our Shinji has become capable now, so of course Mom is happy." Ikari Yui was really good at talking, and she put her hands on her hips and savored the food: "By the way, let me tell you something."

"? Huh? What?" Xiao Ikari felt something was wrong.

"There's an extra income for the family."

"? Ah, this is a good thing." Of course this is a good thing.

"It's a good thing, right?—Look, Asuka went to Japan alone. You and Asuka used to be classmates, and Asuka's parents trust your character. I also had a video call with Asuka's parents yesterday."

Ah, so the parents of both sides have already met? No, no, that's not it...

"So, Asuka will be living in our house starting today." Ikari Yui looked incredibly happy and said, "The first payment for Asuka's care and living expenses has already been made. Hmm... if it weren't for the possibility of disrupting my son's youth and happiness, I, an old woman, might be able to become a full-time mother. Oh, that's a lot of US dollars."

“?? Are you kidding me!”

"Uh...it's true that I didn't realize what I discussed with you..."

"If my mother were an old woman, there would be no beauties in this world."

"...Shinji is really good at talking~~~"

Highlight a little lick dog.

There is a reason for licking the dog, and you will see a problem after watching the whole EVA.

Ayanami will change, Asuka will transform, Ge Cheng will scheme, and Makiba's search for Ikari is a result of her transferring her affections from Ikari Yui to someone else - anyway, no one in this world can be trusted.

The only reliable thing is the soul of Yui Ikari, who is inserted into the thread. Eva's theme song is only one: There is only one mother in the world.

Aside from Ikari Yui, who devoted herself to her son, the rest are all fucking bastards! In this world, except for your mother who loves you, the rest are garbage. Especially your father, who is garbage plus—that's what Anno seems to be trying to say.

In this world view, of course, little Ikari will be a good-looking lapdog to Yui Ikari - it's not shameful, it's really not shameful.

"Mom, am I not the steward?"

"Hmm? Your hobby? Sure, as long as it doesn't affect your life and studies."

"I'm going to have some income soon. I received a message from the website yesterday. Um... although the yen has depreciated again recently."

Chapter 34: I’ve never won!

15年的日元汇率和今年差不多。差不多20:1。后来有所回暖，有过1:16。然后今年又……所以说万代的胶不降反涨，我特么就完全看不懂（还不是一天两天了）。怎么？你是11区占领美帝的平行空间来的嘛？不是的话为什么屁股和脑袋逆生长，和世界汇率反着来？

There are praises as evidence: Ni Peng Xing, Abe King! Re-election on the fifth day, Huang Tian on the fourth day! The Chinese otakus all praise him, and plastic figurines are displayed in the hall.

"Ah? Our Shinji... can make money now? Hmm... Hmm... It seems that Mom really needs to reflect on this." Ikari Yui sighed: "If Mom had not chosen to get married in college, but instead chose to continue studying biological sciences, perhaps... Sigh."

"It's all my damn dad's fault!"

"Don't say that about your dad!... Although I do feel he's unreliable sometimes. Apart from the time when he was pursuing me, he was always unreliable."

"That's right. I guess all the glorious moments of his life were spent chasing you."

"Don't talk back! --By the way, not only should you be nice to Asuka, but you should also take good care of Ayanami, you know? You little harem boy."

"? Mom, how did you know that word?"

"Hehe... this word was already popular when mom was young," Ikari Yui thought and recalled, "but back then, this word was limited to... pure love landlord and beautiful tenant? Tiandi Wuyong? Ah, I'm too old to remember."

...Let’s go back 20 years, that was the green years of Ikari Yui.

Although Yui Ikari now looks like she can wear a school uniform and play the role of Ikari's high school senior.

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The bicycle was confiscated by Ikari Yui. In Ikari Yui's words, until Ikari has a means of transportation that can take two girls to school at the same time, it is better for her not to ride a bicycle to school - just go on foot.

"Sigh..." School wasn't much to say. After school, Xiao Ding went home with two other campus idols. It felt like a good horse deserves a good saddle, a good car deserves a sail, and a good drink deserves a good cigarette. After smoking, Asuka complained, "I don't know what this school is doing all day. Ni Peng's education system is like this. It seems like the end of the country is nigh."

"Don't you know it already perished once in 45, and it's still not a sovereign nation?" Ikari glared at him and said with a smile, "Besides, you did it... No, that's not right. Who do you belong to? With Germany, we're allies, but with the United States... you're our father."

"How can you talk like that! I'm an American. Are you... a right-winger?"

"No, no, no, of course not—I'm actually very happy about the defeat of the military nation. The only thing that might make me unhappy is that the Emperor wasn't hanged. Oh, I'm getting off topic." Little Ikari quickly distanced himself from the matter: "Go home quickly..."

"Yes, yes, if you hang out with top students, you'll probably become a good top student who goes home on time." Asuka glanced at the expressionless Ayanami beside her, snorted, and said, "Oh, right—let's play rock-paper-scissors! The loser gets to take the other two's backpacks."

"...Are you still doing this?!" Xiao Ikari took a step back and asked warily, "Are you addicted? You do this during school and after school? If you want me to take your schoolbag, you just stand there in your skirt and say, 'Six, nine, #;④, nine, three?⑥, one, ③; five, say it!'"

This tortured me last week as well.

"Hehe~~ Are you scared, Master Shinji, the invincible one?"

"?! Am I afraid of you?!" Saint Seiya will not be defeated by the same move, but in both rounds, Xiao Ikari couldn't stand the provocation of this tone: "Come on! I..."

"Brother Shinji, you're a complete loser when it comes to rock-paper-scissors. No, you're a complete loser when it comes to luck." Ayanami stabbed Ikari in the heart at the right moment: "How about, if it doesn't work, just forget it?"

"?! A man can't say he can't do it!" Xiao Ikari raised his fist.

Thirty seconds later, two more backpacks appeared on his shoulders.

"...Fuck you." Xiao Ding was 14 years old, 5'58", and weighed 90 jin—carrying three 2-kilogram school bags. And three lunch boxes—now in District 11, these things should be called bento boxes. Luckily, none of them had big appetites, so they were all small bento boxes: "This life is unbearable..."

"Ahahaha... Hey, Sister Yui said she'd take me shopping today~~~" He has now begun to fawn over Ikari Yui, and like Katsuragi, he calls the young Ikari Yui Sister Yui: "There's nothing we can do if the top student wants to go home—Hey! Shinji, take me shopping."

"I'm fine too." Ayanami said no, I'll go home without you - absolutely not with you: "It's just my mother's mission."

Uh... the moment you said that, countless plots came to my mind.

It is not good if this kind of thinking is too divergent.

"Well... then I'll take you there..."

"I saw a large entertainment hall when I got here! Let's go there!"

"? Shouldn't I take you there?"

"Let's go! - hurry up, the last one to run will get a treat!"

"I……"

Xiao Ding ran away first, but he was still the one who treated the guests.

Everything in District 11 is very advanced. They make the best flip phones. They are the best in the world in keypad phones. They are the best in the world in fax machines. They also have radios, large color TVs, public telephones, and even the Shinkansen—what's wrong with them?

…But times have changed.

Of course, times have changed only outside; people inside are still doing what they're supposed to do. This fully demonstrates that as long as capitalism doesn't upgrade, players have to survive within the meta. Public phone booths still work—they were quite useful during earthquakes when the signal went out, but unfortunately they couldn't be used during the 11 tsunami. The scariest thing is that the tsunami destroyed the public phone booth, but they rebuilt it! Shocking!

In District 11, where debates still rage over whether paperless office work is better than fax machines, it's understandable that some retro items are available. Of course, retro is retro, and it's not impossible for some to thrive in the retro space and achieve even greater success. For example, the world's only arcade game culture is only available in District 11.

"Watch how I, Sailor Moon, handle battles! In America, I'm the most undefeated person on the block." Asuka had one thing going for her: she refused to admit defeat in any way. Sometimes, she was just too unwilling to admit defeat. Everyone knows what a large arcade is like.

You fight here.

There's someone across from you, and someone behind you. If you dare to make a celebratory gesture, you might end up hitting the person next to you. Similarly, District 11 has another specialty: foreigners. The foreigners here specifically refer to the distinguished foreigners.

Chapter 35: I hate that there is no cheat, but fortunately the team won

Asuka is also a noble foreigner in theory.

"Yeah!—See, idiot Shinji! This is my true ability!" After performing a three-game winning streak, Asuka excitedly raised her hands: "Everyone else is trash in front of me! In my dictionary, there is no failure, let alone surrender~ My big ass is cracked, damn it! Kapitulation? Niemals!"

"Oh, shit!"

However, at this time, someone came out from the opposite side of the game console.

He was about 1.9 meters tall, bald, and wearing a hurdle vest. His body was covered in tattoos. If not a blue dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, then at least there was an old ox on his waist and a dragon head on his chest. He looked like he would kill anyone who stood in his way, and if anyone stood in his way, kill him.

"Damn you, bitch! Do you know how long it took me to get to this point?" Everyone knows that when the arcade is empty, you can play PvE, but when it's occupied, you're forced into PvP mode. The loser is eliminated, and the coins invested are wasted—the other team is almost through the PvE game, so you have to play along. Lose? Lose, and your progress is gone. Otherwise, how can the arcade make money?

When I was a kid in arcades, there was always that shameless kid who would play all morning with one coin, and the owner would give him five dollars in change – “Good game, don’t come next time.”

"?" Asuka had clearly never suffered such a loss before. She immediately put her hands on her hips and said to the person opposite her: "What's the meaning of this? Knock it off. I've had enough of your garbage. I hate you! Get out of my face. Get lost!"

"???" It must have been a long time since I heard such fluent native speakers. I've been in District 11 for so long that I can't even speak English fluently anymore.

Xiao Ikari watched in amazement for about three minutes.

Asuka and the black man opposite her exchanged American nonsense for three minutes, but unfortunately Asuka couldn't control her emotions in the end.

Even Xiao Ding understood a word.

"Nig!"

"?!?!"

As everyone knows, black people have a tradition: if someone calls you "nigger," you have to fight back—if you win, fine; if you can't, you have to fight back again. Of course, this applies if you don't see a gun. Under normal circumstances, when a black person sees a gun, the natural selection choice etched into their DNA is to raise their hands. Calling someone "nigger" is a compliment.

But it was obvious that Asuka didn't have a gun.

There were four Niggas on the opposite side, who looked like strongmen with an average height of 1.8 meters and an average weight of more than 200 kilograms.

"What, what are you doing!——"

The Asuka of this world.

Not the best pilot in Germany.

There are no apostles to fight.

In the United States, he only moves around in wealthy and university areas. Nigga would be caught unafraid if he just walks around the street twice, and the police would empty their magazines.

Naturally, she didn't learn the ultimate fighting technique from last week's episode (in the comic version, Asuka 1vs7, and beat a bunch of Niggas to a pulp in a team battle. If the cops hadn't shown up, Asuka would have been able to kill a few of them in District 11. That's considered the extraterritoriality of the United States, right?).

"I'm warning you, I..."

Of course, the other side of the Nig will not care about this. They come to Asia to bully others. I am a third-class person in the United States, but I am a first-class person here! I haven't been so angry for a long time——

"Bang!" Unfortunately, before the opponent's hand could reach Asuka, Ikari, already cosplaying the manga version of Asuka, launched a flying kick at Nig's chin, delivering a precise strike. With a little more force, he'd probably have gone the "Prison Boys" route.

With a loud bang and the crisp crack of a frontal bone breaking, the opponent's jaw was kicked into the air and finally fell to the ground. There are praises as evidence: from pink to white, from white to yellow, from yellow to green, from green to purple, from purple to black, twitching all over, and falling to the side.

"Who else?" Ikari pulled Ayanami behind him, blocking Asuka's way. Seeing that things couldn't be resolved peacefully, he could only turn around and taunt her: "Look at your behavior. You wear these tattered clothes, dress sloppily, do nothing every day, and talk dirty. You mistake ignorance for personality, and incompetence for freedom. You make no contribution to society, and you sneer at success. A thousand ships pass by, revealing you little punks. I urge the gods to shake themselves up and strike you dead!"

Good, the sarcasm is spot on.

The hatred has been successfully transferred. If I don’t kill you today, I will take your surname!

Thus began a group fight that went down in the history of fights among nearby residents.

The battle process is also very simple, just like Sergeant Sosuke Sagara vs. an ordinary thug.

Xiao Ding had no choice but to take a few hits, but the battle record was that he paralyzed two people like killing a chicken to scare the monkeys, and the rest would be easy - ordinary troops on the battlefield would collapse if 30% of their troops were reduced.

If you paralyze three of them, the rest are just food to be harvested. The idea of ​​the triads getting to the very last one only exists in movies that glorify the triads—think Young and Dangerous. Usually, once the fight is over, it becomes a chase.

After Xiao Ding knocked down three of them fiercely, fortunately the rest retreated - otherwise he was not Jackie Chan and would most likely be in danger.

Thanks to the physical training in the third week, thanks to the quasi-military training in the second week, and thanks to my own need to show off in the third week - I almost got embarrassed today.

"Shinji (brother), are you okay?"

"Yes, something... Thank you, Asuka." Ikari, crouching on the ground with his hands on his stomach, looked at Asuka beside him and the only remaining clerk in the distance, frantically beating up a demon spirit behind a table. He immediately said, "I thought I'd never get another chance in this lifetime, but you've contributed so much to the show alone... Hiss! - Help... Help me up. Quick, let's get out of here."

"? Don't move, the ambulance will come soon..."

"Isn't this making my mom anxious? No, we need to get out now. The bones are broken again—" It was much better than when he needed surgery before, so Ikari didn't hesitate. He grabbed Asuka with one hand and placed his other hand directly on Ayanami, who was already prepared at the side: "—Remember to take your schoolbag and lunch box! They're very expensive!"

"!! Got it! Let's go then!"

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It's the same as last week's episode (in the manga), except that Ikari ran away on his own and only got hit in the face. This time, the injuries were mostly to the torso, but for someone under 5'6" to be able to beat up a 6'9" Nig, he's a real Jackie Chan fan.