Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

The three of them ran from the commercial district to a small alley in a residential area.

Chapter 36 True Gay

"It should be okay if I run here," Ikari said, panicking. But given the efficiency of the District 11 cops, it was hard to classify him as a victim. This was primarily because District 11 had no authority to interrogate Americans. If it were a battle between Asuka and those idiots who seemed capable of engaging in verbal abuse, a master versus master battle, the District 11 cops would handle the case impartially. But with Ikari involved, that was a different story.

District 11 has always held two views on foreigners: first, white is supreme; second, black and yellow are trash (and District 11 refuses to admit it's even yellow). District 11's cops generally don't like to cause trouble, and compared to their American ancestors' empty-magazine style, they're definitely moderate, even herbivorous—but just now, Ikari had at least shattered a forehead bone, broken more than five ribs, and hit a kidney and an internal organ.

This is a serious public safety issue—if they can't catch him, that's another story. If they do catch him... well, the outcome might not be very bright.

Xiao Ding covered his leg that had been hit by the club. He was limping when he ran just now, and now one of his trouser legs was visibly swollen.

"Wow, I won't become Ultraman Seven, will I?" Ikari looked at his left leg with some shock. What if this thing became a cripple?

"Thank you...thank you...Hey, thank you, did you hear me?..." Asuka blushed and tried to say something shyly.

"If you don't have the guts, don't take it personally," Ayanami said, quickly half-kneeling and slowly lifting Ikari's trouser leg. The visible purple swelling and blood from the baton strike nearly put her in cardiac arrest. It wasn't clear if she was pointing a finger at Shinji or a diss at Asuka: "If something goes wrong, you still have to let others worry about the cleanup."

"!! Top student, what do you mean?"

"Literally—are we going to have a fight?" Ayanami just put on a Band-Aid for protection like any other person. There was no other solution: "What should I do... How about taking you to the hospital?"

"No need. Going back and forth makes Mom anxious." Thinking of Mom now, Ikari lifted the clothes off her belly and realized this one might be even more serious than the one on her leg. It was a blessing that her ribs weren't broken—the enemy formation wasn't good, and I just blocked vision and ended up in a 1vs3 situation. If it weren't for the two supporters behind me, I probably could have blocked vision and made it a 1vs2 situation, and wouldn't have died so miserably.

"...Isn't there a small clinic over there?" Xiao Ding's eyes suddenly lit up. There is always a way out! He stood up and limped, saying, "Asuka, don't take it to heart. I didn't make up for it in my previous life, so I owe you this. Do me a favor and help me get to the clinic in front - uh, do you have any money? Lend me some."

"?! No problem!" Asuka's face was so red that Ikari was really worried that she might have a cerebral congestion.

Small clinics are actually popular with residents of District 11, serving as a kind of community health center. While they're not exactly cheap, they're convenient, close to the office, and with fewer people, the service is generally better. A registration fee at a major hospital in District 11 is 2000 yuan, while at a small clinic it's 0 yuan. If a small clinic can't diagnose a condition, a referral letter will waive the registration fee for a visit to a designated major hospital, effectively saving you money—though, of course, this is District 11, not Northern Europe. If a small clinic can't handle a condition, go to a major hospital. The real concern isn't the 2000 yuan, but the "w" at the end.

Xiao Ding was supported by two girls and walked into the small clinic. He was shocked at the time.

"Hello..." The patient was greeted by a young nurse. Despite the clinic's small size, it had everything, including a pretty nurse. She was in her twenties, with short black hair and a lovely, delicate appearance. He saw Xiao Ding being helped in with such a high profile.

A handsome boy was limping and being helped into the clinic by two beautiful girls - may I ask, what is the relationship between these three people?

The young nurse immediately imagined a big drama in her mind, and even thought of a popular emotional battle royale movie called Campus Day two years ago.

"Hmm?" Ikari's heart and lungs went into arrest when he saw her, for it was truly a coincidence. "Ms. Ibuki...?"

"Oh? Ah, that's right." His name was written on the name tag on his chest.

Ibuki Maya.

A famous epic lesbian in EVA, a junior of Ritsuko Akagi and a super-slutty bootlicker, who loves Ritsuko till death - and is also considered to be a female employee who treats Ikari better than others. She is the kind of person who looks weak and fragile at ordinary times, but in fact, when something really happens, she will make her own saintly judgment and perish together with her.

"I..." Xiao Ding was helped to sit on the bed for receiving patients with a confused look on his face. He said, "I'm here... to see a doctor."

"Okay, Senior." Maya called out softly to the clinic converted from a home, "A patient is here."

Then he turned around and quickly admitted Xiao Ding: "Don't be afraid, the doctor is here - where does it hurt?"

“…” I just want to be treated, no body bag needed: “Uh, just take a look.”

Ikari tugged at his trouser leg, revealing the blood crusted on it. The tearing of it made him grimace. Last week, Ibuki-san was a mysophobe. I wonder if she'll throw up looking at me like this? As he opened his shirt first, the corner of her eye twitched.

At this time, after a few steps, a big sister with golden hair came out.

As expected, even she is here... It's a pity that my father is gone, and in my previous life, I didn't have a good impression of this guy who was like my mother.

Blonde hair, heavy makeup, jewelry, earrings, everything. She's wearing a white lab coat, but a pair of beautiful legs in black stockings. Honestly, Ikari prefers Misato to this daring type. And why would someone like that want to pursue Ikari? Ikari married a Yamato Nadeshiko type like Ikari Yui, and you're wearing dyed hair and heavy makeup. It's a miracle Ikari would even look at you.

Akagi Ritsuko, who wanted to be the second stepmother of Ikari. An epic female licker who only licked Ikari's father, but never got the chance in her life.

In his previous life, Ikari had a trick up his sleeve, racking up Ritsuko Akagi's favorability, but he nearly ruined himself in Unit-01. The reason was simple—he was completely consumed by Ritsuko's torture, and upon discovering she had feelings for his father, Ikari promptly accepted her as his godmother!

This trick made Akagi Ritsuko so happy! She almost orgasmed right there! It was such a great experience—from then on, her relationship with Ikari Sr. completely broke down, and she never did any more extreme experiments on Ikari Sr. (except when ordered by his father).

The one who is comparable to Ikari's stepmother is her mother, Naoko Akagi - she is an epic female slut who even licked herself to death... Oh, Ritsuko Akagi also licked herself to death.

Chapter 37 Is there any hope for me?

Old Ikari died early this week, so you and your daughter should be safe, right? By the way, I've never heard of Akagi Ritsuko's father. Interesting. Could it be Akagi Takenori?

"Hmm, Maya? What happened... Oh?" ​​The moment she saw Ikari, Akagi Ritsuko's eyes lit up. Of course, this wasn't some queenly lady attracted to a beautiful boy, but rather aroused by her prey—she hadn't seen this level of stick injuries in this area for a long time. "Oh, stick injuries? It's not surprising, a young man getting beaten up like this..."

Akagi Ritsuko walked over and expertly wiped her hands with the hand sanitizer nearby. Then, she touched Ikari's abdomen and said in a slightly teasing tone, "And being sent here by two beautiful girls... Interesting."

"Akagi... Doctor?" Xiao Ikari just looked at the nameplate and asked immediately, "Doctor, is there any hope for my condition?"

"...I wonder if you're hurt." Seeing that Ikari still had the energy to say such things, I didn't expect this seemingly fragile child to have such a talent: "Here, don't talk, just lie down over there - is your back hurt?"

"No."

"Then lie down."

No back injuries? All hits from the front? Oh my… Akagi Ritsuko used her own logic to think about it and made a judgment, muttering, "…Is school violence so rampant now? Japan is doomed…"

Xiao Ikari wants to die now.

Getting beaten up by a bunch of giants just now wasn't this painful—I've been beaten up by apostles, by mass-produced machines, by the idiot Zhan Zi's robots before, it was a life-or-death struggle. The monsters I've encountered are tens or even hundreds of meters long. If you're not determined to die with a bunch of trash less than two meters long, who are you to be? Are you trying to intimidate me?

But it is different now.

PTSD is about to strike.

Examination table, Ritsuko Akagi, mask, gloves, medical light, overhead perspective.

Xiao Ikari felt that the other party was going to pierce her bones with a drill in the next second - yes, she had done that.

"Oh?" Akagi Ritsuko looked at the sweaty little Ikari, thinking he was in great pain: "Why, is it in great pain?"

There's really no need for body bags.

"Okay, okay."

"You're still being stubborn." Ritsuko Akagi gently pressed her hand on Ikari's abdomen, performing a limb compression test. After gently pressing, she found that - boy, your abdominal muscles are fine, don't you want to fight anymore? "I'll press, and you say - does it hurt?"

Of course it hurts, but Xiao Ikari has been playing the doctor game with him for almost a year. He knows that Akagi is not talking about this kind of pain, but the pain in his internal organs.

So this time, Xiao Ding was really sweating profusely, but he gritted his teeth and shook his head.

Akagi nodded. "Okay? At first I thought this was going to be a beating, but this guy has such a strong endurance. How about we have some fun?" "So what now?"

"Do not."

"What about here?"

Xiao Ikari remained silent, but his face turned pale.

"Hey, that's enough." Asuka couldn't stand it any longer. Ayanami was very calm, but she felt even more guilty: "Shinji is in so much pain, can't you see?"

What American kids are thinking is: Is this woman a pervert?

"Well, it's almost there—not bad. No broken bones, no internal damage... I didn't expect him to be so popular with women." In her previous life, Akagi Ritsuko, who wanted to be her own stepmother and would be her step-sister if Akagi Naoko succeeded, smiled inwardly: "But I really didn't expect him to look so weak and delicate, like a girl... Not only is he well-endowed, but he's also quite strong. Tell me, what's wrong with this injury? If it doesn't work, I'll contact the Youth Department."

In Japan, police officers specialize in dealing with juvenile offenders.

"It doesn't matter, because I'm the victim—but if the cops come to your place, it will affect your business, right?"

"It's better than something really happening. It won't have much of an impact."

Fuck you, you old woman with menopausal syndrome.

"I testify! Shinji was trying to protect me..." Asuka glanced at Ayanami beside her and instantly felt that she had become more useful. "We were the ones who got hurt."

"Oh? A fight between two children, and the children are testifying? I..."

"My brother beat up a group of black people."

District 11 hates Nig with all its heart. Of course, the people who hate Nig even more than District 11 are the Koreans. From this point of view, the people of District 11 and the Koreans are actually a little bit stronger, which is unacceptable. As a District 11 native, Ayanami instantly grasped the pain point, tapped into the user's potential, took advantage of the information gap, and after continuous search, accurately exerted force, and delivered a perfect combination punch. "These black people were trying to capture Soryu-san in the commercial street, and my brother stood in front of them - and was beaten like this."

"?!" Instantly, Akagi Ritsuko's anger was ignited. This was no longer just school violence! "You're not going to call the police? I..."

"No." Ayanami tried to stop Akagi Ritsuko. Perhaps it was due to their natural attributes, as she stared at her with her crimson eyes, "My brother's attack was even more powerful. Several of the opponents have broken bones, and some are even lying on the ground."

"I, I showed mercy. No one will die. At most, there will be serious injuries." Xiao Ikari was still gasping for breath from the pressure he had just received.

"? Didn't you notice?" Akagi Ritsuko thought for a long time. It's not like she had treated injuries for bad boys before, but it was for extra money. Usually, she would not want to come into contact with these scum of society, but she had to, but... today, it seemed that the man in front of her was not a scum of society, but a real man? - Well, he just looked a little effeminate, but his temperament was quite manly: "How could he be so cruel at such a young age? Well... I will read the newspaper and inquire about the news tomorrow. If what you said is true, and several black people were beaten, then I will believe you. Otherwise... let me see your student ID first - Oh, Maya, prepare the tools for cleaning the wound."

"Okay, senior, I'm ready."

"...You're really enthusiastic."

"I'm sorry to bother you. Please take care of me." Ikari used his cuteness. In his previous life, he wanted to be a hero but was treated like a dog. Now he might as well just lower himself and gently grasp the hem of Akagi Ritsuko's white coat, pleading with a submissive look in his eyes: "I, I'm sorry..."

"It's okay, you did a good job." Whoosh, her heart was instantly struck - of course, it was impossible to fall in love with him, at most, her XP was hit. Akagi Naoko thought to herself, is it okay?

At the beginning, it was the elder Ikari who knelt before Akagi Naoko and begged her desperately, which touched Naoko's heart instantly. However, the younger Ikari was still too young. If he was 20 years older, maybe Akagi Naoko would have agreed.

Being young also has its disadvantages.

Chapter 38 Ritsuko's PTSD

What Xiao Ikari hates most is being lied to, and it's not without reason.

It's like, while there are naturally gay people in this world, generally speaking, it's the product of nurture. There are certainly people who naturally dislike deception, but Ikari has clearly been conditioned to fear it. Surrounded by a group of riddlers, the most hateful thing is that they're all two-faced and double-standard. They all think Ikari deserves to be deceived, but if Ikari can't read their minds and doesn't follow their wishes, it's Ikari's fault.

This is a typical case of letting the horse run without eating grass.

Little Ikari definitely won't be able to go home tonight. If he does, won't Ikari Yui worry him to death? Last round, Ikari Yui was already worried sick. This round, I finally have a chance to start over. How can I let Ikari Yui worry again? Within five years, I will achieve financial freedom and let Ikari Yui live a life of wealth.

"Asuka, Rei, you have to do me a favor."

Ikari was still getting the medicine applied, and Asuka was still digging through her wallet to pay for her card. Over there, Ikari was already starting to worry about his mom—this mama's boy was... quite impressive.

"Brother Shinji, go ahead."

"Ah, I'm listening." Asuka said impatiently, stopping what she was doing and staring at Ikari.

"It's like this—no matter what the reason is, Mom will definitely be worried if I go home like this." Xiao Ding hesitated for a moment and said, "When you go home, just say I'm staying at a classmate's house for the night."

"Hehe~" Akagi Ritsuko chuckled in surprise. She hadn't expected this little guy to be so filial. He was indeed completely different from the average scum of society, so she reminded him, "You're really amazing, aren't you? Why didn't you think about the consequences before you fought?"

"In an emergency, we must take the necessary measures. We can't afford to worry about other things." Xiao Ikari even believed that the county magistrate was not as good as the current governor. Although he was not a big shot in public, he should not mess with the teachers at school, the doctors at the hospital, and the chefs at the restaurant - otherwise, they would kill you in private and you would die without knowing how. So Xiao Ikari ignored the other party's ridicule, suppressed his dissatisfaction, and smiled bitterly: "If I didn't take action then, Asuka would be in danger. If I don't explain now, Mom will worry. I have to consider both sides, but I have to prioritize them."

"Hehe, what a different little boy..." Ibuki Maya suddenly chuckled a few times. After helping Ikari deal with the bandage, she glanced at Ayanami and Asuka beside them and said, "No wonder."

No wonder it's attractive.

"Indeed, a bit mature, but a bit uncomfortable." Akagi Ritsuko waved her hand and said, "Put on a good show. Just say you're going to training camp. Don't get out of bed for three days, unless you're superhuman."

This minor injury, after last week's mental pollution and exhaustion, took less than a day to recover from. This week? Just three days of lying down.

"Oh, by the way, if you want to live here, remember to pay the bed fee." Business is business, and Ritsuko Akagi pushed her glasses to indicate that the money had to be paid.

"Okay then." Ayanami nodded and looked at Asuka next to her: "Soru-san, please go back first. I'll stay here to watch the bed."

"What do you mean I should go back first? I should go back first and you'll pay?" Asuka was instantly unhappy. "Besides, of course you're the one who goes home to report your family's affairs."

"You are a guest, and Mom will definitely believe what you say - even though this guest is uninvited."

"?!?!you……"

"Oh my?" Seeing the two beautiful girls, Asuka and Ayanami, tense over who would stay, Akagi Ritsuko was a little surprised. "Is it okay? Little boy, that's your girlfriend?"

"Rei is my sister and Asuka is my friend."

"So... Asuka is your girlfriend?" Ibuki Maya didn't notice the sudden change in Ayanami's expression, and was too preoccupied with romance. "Ah, those were the golden years. Young boy and girl, fighting tooth and nail for each other—the prince saving the princess."

I swear, this isn't romantic, it's reckless! Why fight like crazy if you can avoid it? Isn't life good enough? When you're really fighting like crazy, it's definitely not romantic. You should just go slow and reckless! Otherwise, you'll die quickly.

"No." Xiao Ikari shook his head and looked at Asuka and said, "The other party dumped me four years ago."

"Ah? Ah... yes... yes!" Asuka stroked her long hair arrogantly, closing her eyes and not daring to look at anyone. Her nose was turned upside down and beads of sweat were dripping from her face. "How could I possibly like him? Hahaha..."

"I." Ayanami gently wiped the sweat off Ikari's forehead with a handkerchief and said indifferently, "Just my cousin."

"Well, we don't really need so many people here, no matter which of you two is the girlfriend." Clapping her hands, Ritsuko said, "Non-related personnel, please go back. The professionals are here. As for you two... go back and argue among yourselves. Oh, remember to come back in three days with a unified statement to pick up the goods. Now, please don't gather here and interfere with my business."

Don’t underestimate us doctors, we also make a living by using surgeons!

The two little girls refused to give in to each other. Finally, after Ritsuko said, "The patient needs to rest," the two of them gave up and went home face to face like a pair of lesbians.

"That's quite interesting." Akagi, who had no medical ethics, lit a cigarette for the lady, not caring that the patient was right next to him. He gestured to Ibuki Maya to close the shop. "You are quite attractive, kid—hehe. It's good to be young. Does it still hurt?"

"No, Miss Maya, your movements were gentle, and the medicine you prescribed is very effective." One has to bow their heads under the eaves. Either Ikari slammed the table and went to bed, or he accepted the doctor's treatment like a normal human being. "If you were young, Miss Akagi would be the most troubled by countless suitors, right? You have such medical skills right after graduating from university. The country is doomed."

In the last round, Xiao Ikari made a taunt.

Make the other person irritated.

It hurts myself.