Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

There is no old Ikari to sacrifice this time, and I don’t intend to take on the responsibility of my father’s debt - Ritsuko is not the kind of person who will let it go after just one taste - so let’s just say something nice.

"...Sure enough, he's not as honest as he looks." Ritsuko continued to smoke, she said she was unhappy but she was happy in her heart.

Doctors are trash just because they graduated from university. How dare you stand up like that without a PhD? No matter how talented you are, you can't skip a grade here. By middle age, you're barely considered a professional in this profession. Ritsuko looks young, but she should have already graduated with a PhD. She's at least 26, and that's still early enough to start school.

"I think what I said is correct, right?"

Chapter 39 Ikari Yui: The Child Has Grown Up

"Smooth talk—you deserve a beating." Her beautiful legs in black stockings were lifted up beneath her hip-hugging skirt. Ritsuko didn't know if she was deliberately posing in a rather seductive manner. "The one who hit you was a black man?"

"Um... a bunch of black people."

"? A group? Ha, really? I'm going to ask them in person later. Let me tell you, if you lie to me, I'm not as easy to talk to as I look."

"Eh?" Xiao Ikari said in a Japanese voice, pretending to be aggrieved. "I'm telling the truth. There were four black people in total, and I beat down three of them. Miss Akagi is so nice to me, how could I lie to you? Besides, you can go and ask right away. It's in the game hall of XXX..."

"Of course I'll go ask in person." Even after all that, he still... could this kid be telling the truth? "Have you practiced?"

"Yeah, I've practiced."

"Why? To look cool?" I don't usually feel this way, but for some reason, I feel a special kind of intimacy with Ritsuko Akagi.

It was like… like finding each other among the corpses we dissected in college, so familiar. It was like wanting to cheat on each other's mother, so intimate!

"Senior!" On the side, Ibuki Maya couldn't stand it anymore.

"Of course, if it's not for showing off, then it's for self-cultivation? But it seems that I have done it." In the last round, I learned some killer moves that could kill with one move. I thought that they would be useless against the apostles of various shapes, but I didn't expect that I would gain something in return and use them this round.

"It's really good to be young... Speaking as someone who's been through this. The red-haired girl has already fallen for her, and the blue-haired girl has long had her heart set on you. What? He dumped you four years ago?" Every woman has a gossipy nature: "How old are you this year? Four years ago? Haha, don't be fooled by your delicate appearance, you're quite precocious."

Maya Ibuki also sat next to Ritsuko Akagi and started eating melon.

"Uh... I'm 14, four years ago... It doesn't matter, right?"

"I took a risk to help you hide your whereabouts. Why shouldn't I get to know your character?" Akagi Ritsuko pushed her glasses up, her eyes flashing.

Xiao Ikari shuddered subconsciously, PTSD.

This shiver made Akagi Ritsuko very satisfied - she even felt that it was great to see the little bottom's expression!

"Uh...ah, that...well. Four years ago, I also helped Asuka...the foreign girl with red hair. Well, I didn't have any idea whether to pursue her or not at the time. Anyway, in the end, she returned to her country and nothing happened."

"? What help did you give? Oh, she came to you again four years later? Really? I don't believe it." Lu Akagi Yu Ritsuko

"...Uh, have you read the newspaper from four years ago?"

"?What's the meaning?"

"Four years ago, during the 311 earthquake, I was in the newspapers." When pressed, Ikari said there was nothing to hide, and it wasn't something to be ashamed of. "The so-called brave elementary school student who saved a classmate was me. And the foreign elementary school student who was saved was Asuka."

"Ah! I remember now. No wonder I felt like I've seen you somewhere before." Ibuki Maya suddenly seemed to understand something, and then she said in surprise, "I read the report about you before. Shikokuei-nai~"

"内来内去" (nei lai nei qu) is an interjection reserved for women. Chinese people who learn Japanese through watching anime often add "内" to the end of Japanese words. I remember a Chinese student studying in District 11 who frequently ended his sentences with "内来内去" (nei lai nei qu). The male students couldn't stand it, but the female students didn't mind. Until one day, the teacher asked sternly, "Are you a 1 or a 0?" After explaining, it dawned on him—men shouldn't use "内来内去" (nei lai nei qu), otherwise they'd be considered zeros or effeminate.

"...This is fate, it really is." Ritsuko had to admit, gossip soul plus! "Wait?...So...Ikari Shinji, Ikari Shinji."

After taking a look at the medical records, Ritsuko finally understood: "You're not the neighbor shou that Katsuragi calls every day, are you? Haha, this really is fate."

Uh, there's at least a six-year age difference between you and Katsuragi. How come...

"Katsuragi is my drinking buddy. We just met last year." She seemed to notice Ikari's confusion, but of course she didn't notice that Ikari was secretly criticizing her age. "Then I know. She praised you to the skies in front of me. I almost thought she was a pedophile..."

"No, be bold—she's a pedophile."

"...Hehe, that's right. Okay, interesting boy, it's time for you to rest." Ritsuko walked over and motioned for Ibuki to come over as well: "How about I help you to the bed inside to rest?"

"Okay, please."

"Um, Ibuki, this way..."

Leave you!

These two are adult women.

Asuka and Ayanami are epic beauties - but just like an epic dagger is still a dagger, and an ordinary saber is still a saber, there is no comparison.

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Yui Ikari was a prodigy when she was in college. She was 18, naive, and was pursued fervently by her older brother, Ikari. Despite her limited intelligence, she gave in. After dropping out, she devoted herself to raising her husband and children, and at 20, she gave birth to her beloved younger classmate, Ikari.

The last plane 27 died.

这个位面34还活的好好的。34不化妆长得跟24似的还是一个14岁孩子的妈。在11区，管这种女性有一种统一呼相信大家在某些作品里也见到过，名曰“美魔女”。

"...Shinji has grown up." Ikari Yui slumped down at the table in frustration, her young and beautiful mother looking like a burnt ember. She said, "Okay, busy, everyone's busy."

He speaks as if he were an elderly widower.

Give me two cars of such a beautiful lonely old woman!

Ayanami quickly stepped forward to explain that this was for everyone's bright future. She also nudged Asuka, who was standing next to her. The latter also quickly came over to say a few nice words, as they still had to maintain their relationship in the future. However, Asuka was a little stunned...

It seems.

The closer you get, the more they look alike. If this Ayanami dyed her hair brown and wore colored contact lenses, she'd look like a spitting image of Yui Ikari. If this Yui dyed her hair black and wore a bra, she could be cosplaying as her own son. If that son dyed his hair blue and followed the "Red Eyes" worldline, he'd really look like the top student.

...Amazing! This family's genes are truly terrifying.

Hmm... thinking this, Asuka couldn't help but hug Ikari Yui.

Chapter 40 Madam, You Really Know How to Have Fun

"Wow... Thank you, Asuka." Ikari Yui sighed and hugged Asuka, and Ayanami beside her was not to be outdone. At this time, Ikari Yui suddenly said: "To be honest, I am a very unqualified mother..."

"No way!" Ayanami immediately retorted: "Mom, don't underestimate yourself, you are..."

"I'm powerless... Well, I remember I used to like large robot animations." Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit tense, Ikari Yui decided to tell a joke - a joke, Ikari Yui told a joke: "I've been dreaming lately that I'm turning into a large robot to protect Shinji."

"...?"

"I will turn into a giant robot and fly into outer space. I will watch Shinji from afar - from now on, forever and ever, every day that Shinji exists in this world. I will watch over him, even if he dies and is born again, and in countless reincarnations in the future, I will quietly... watch over him. Oh, it's really cute to say that." It's so cute, and he hugged Ayanami - now Ikari Yui is hugged by people on both sides.

"No, Li—could you please do me a favor?"

"? Hmm? What's the favor? Mom, I'll definitely..." Ayanami is the kind of person who sticks to her word. She said she'd kill the apostle's entire family, so she'll kill the apostle's entire family. She said she'd kill the apostle's mother, so she'll kill the apostle's mother! She said she'd trade one-for-one with you, so she didn't intend to survive!

True nature is true nature.

But the reality is - don't promise things carelessly.

"Here, put it on—yeah, almost. Hey~" Ikari Yui walked to the side and started rummaging around. Housewives are always good at rummaging through things! If you can't find something, your mother will always say, "Isn't it right here?" and then dig it out from the nooks and crannies.

"??"

This week, Ayanami was shocked instantly.

"Put on Shinji's clothes. Oh, these are black contact lenses."

Asuka & Ayanami:? ! ? !

Our wife knows how to play.

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Xiao Ding, who was resting in the ward, suddenly shuddered and felt that his luck had been taken away.

But I was still quite happy. I could skip school and forget everything. Lying on the bed with a beautiful nurse next to me - what need did I have for a bicycle?

The most mama's boy character ever—Ikari Shinji—can defeat anything with his mother's help. According to the old theatrical version, Ikari Yui still has at least five billion years of lonely journey ahead of him, with only TV to watch on a regular basis. But then again, the manga version of Yoshiyuki Sadamoto has a different ending, so let's not discuss that here—damn Yoshiyuki Sadamoto, like Hideaki Anno, didn't meet a good end.

But no matter what, Ikari's PTSD has been suppressed for the time being.

In the entire NERV, the person he fears the most is Ritsuko Akagi. Mainly because Ritsuko herself controls the power of Ikari's pain, and Ikari Sr. holds the power of life and death over Ikari. He doesn't see anything wrong with the death of his son. Sometimes Ikari Sr. even thinks that Ikari Sr. wants him dead - of course, not from driving the EVA, but from daily life. As an EVA pilot in such an important unit, he should have a lot of security personnel around him, not to mention bodyguards? At the very least, they should track him, or install a positioning system or something - but they didn't kill him. The so-called excellent intelligence department is like a sieve. A female spy like Kirishima Mana can run to him, and then he lets her escape with his own hands.

Of course, the focus now is not on the dead Gendo Ikari.

Even if he were to come back to life, Xiao Ding wouldn't be afraid of him, and might even let him die again.

"Shinji-kun is really calm - aren't you afraid that the police are searching for you outside?" Little Ikari looks quite cute, and a certain lesbian comes over just to chat... and then tries to scare him.

A famous line from a lesbian: So, little boys are useless and unreliable.

"What's there to be afraid of?" Ikari was quite happy. This round's Ibuki Maya was even better than the last—fruits are very expensive in District 11. Maya peeled an apple for him, carefully cutting it into small pieces. To show off her femininity, she even kindly peeled a bunny-ear apple slice, a specialty of District 11. "What's bound to happen will happen, so the rest doesn't matter. Besides, I'm the victim. If I were to be discovered, I'd hate the subsequent trouble, not that I'm afraid."

"Oh?... Hehe~~~ You're such a smart kid." For some reason, this yuri and princess pair kept harping on the fact that Ikari was so young: "Tell me, sis, which of those two girls is your girlfriend?"

The soul of gossip!

Ikari had thought that this world didn't have superpowers, but he hadn't expected that there actually were. The Gossip Soul in the other person's eyes was spinning like a Sharingan, and Ikari could almost see it with his naked eyes.

"...None of them." This week, Ikari suddenly saw more and more familiar people. Fortunately, the one he was most familiar with was dead (Old Ikari), otherwise, I really didn't know what would happen. The scene brought back memories, and Ikari was quite emotional. He had a lot to say, but in the end, it all turned into a sentence: "None of them."

"She looks cute, but she's got a lot on her mind. Let's be clear, if you try to play both sides, you'll eventually capsize. Just play house for a while, don't try to play the long game."

Oh? Are you talking about yourself? How's it been hanging out with your senior for so many years?

"Well, it seems that Obasan has been talking too much." After peeling the apple and checking the wound that had been treated with medicine, Ibuki Maya stood up with a smile: "You should rest first. I won't disturb you here for now."

"? No way, Ibuki-san, I can't welcome you enough."

"Come on, little boy." Well, he is still a gay, I feel relieved.

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Last week, Asuka and Shinji Ikari had a good, if not entirely harmonious, relationship. Ikari, though less hesitant, treated Asuka like a father and brother, even though they fought alongside each other. Their relationship was excellent, even incredibly close.

However, considering that Shinji Ikari and Asuka live together in Katsuragi's house.

Last playthrough, Ikari and Katsuragi were having an unclear relationship—well, quite clear, to be exact. Asuka was, if not heartbroken, at the very least, suffering one critical blow after another. Given Asuka's personality, there was no way she'd just let it go.

So, every chance she gets, she goes all out on last round's Ikari, dissing him as hard as she can, battling him to the bone, and fighting him to the death whenever she can! — The person she loves has been snatched away by an "old" woman. Considering Kaji was also Katsuragi's ex-boyfriend last round, Asuka kneels before him twice... The combination of old and new hatreds makes her eyebrows green! — To be exact, even her head is green.

Therefore, Asuka has a very bad impression of Katsuragi!

So, Asuka is going to attack Ikari like crazy!

As soon as Asuka sees Ikari showing his attention to other women, her alertness goes up to the max! ——So, when she went to visit Ikari with some extremely expensive watermelons from District 11, she found Ikari and the nurse, Maya Ibuki, playing and laughing.

There are praises as evidence:

The scenes of the past resurfaced. Although the lotus root was broken, the threads were still connected, and it was green (fate) from generation to generation.

Chapter 41: Ikari Shinji's Dream

Xiao Ikari also dreams.

But his dream was a little strange.

In his dream, there was an Asuka. This Asuka had a bandage covering her left eye and her right hand. She was wearing a torn red battle suit, and it felt like she was cosplaying the bandaged version of Ayanami she'd just met.

It hurts people.

Looking at the wounded, bandaged Asuka before him, Ikari felt a visceral…sorrow. Was he fighting to protect all of humanity? Yes, but beyond all of humanity, there were only a few people around him worth caring about. Others? Who cares about the flood after I'm gone?

"How disgusting." However, this version of Asuka attacked Ikari right from the start.

"...In my dream, how dare you be so presumptuous?" In Ikari's dream, he dashed in front of the bandaged version of Asuka. As she was surprised, he used a tiger-hugging-mountain move to embrace the dreaming Asuka in his arms: "You little girl, you have guts! Come, let me hold you... poof!"

"Idiot! Idiot! Pervert! H! - All you have in your mind is spiritual power! Disgusting! - You are even more disgusting than before!" Asuka in the dream gave Ikari a big (beep~) slap.

"You, you dare to fight back?! - You little bastard, if you hadn't appeared in my dream injured, I would have killed you right now! - Sigh." In the dream, everything was gray. Ikari sat on the ground to recover, rubbing his stomach and sighing: "Why... Asuka, why did you appear in front of me like this injured... Why, Asuka... Are you blaming me?"

"?!" Hearing what Shinji said, the bandaged version of Asuka instantly exploded. She pointed at Shinji fiercely and said, "Ah, Shinji, you must feel great, right? In this peaceful world, living an ordinary life with a disgusting top student, an even more disgusting and cowardly me, who even has feelings for you. Forget everything you did to me, the crimes you committed, and the act of trying to kill me! Live happily here."

The bandaged version of Asuka said this as she... took off her damaged combat uniform.

Not only was her naked body exposed, but also her scarred appearance. Huge, ugly wounds appeared evilly on the body of this girl who should have been perfect.

"Do you remember? It was you who made me like this." Seeing Shinji Ikari's shocked eyes, the bandaged version of Asuka finally revealed a satisfied look of hatred: "Then you hid away in this world by yourself, and seemed quite happy. You played love games with a loser like me, telling me that I was just a dream, a fragment, a dream that you dared not, would not, and could not admit. I absolutely cannot forgive you! I absolutely cannot forgive you! You who once pushed me into the abyss, left me to die without saving me, and even tried to kill me!"

"?!?!" Shinji Ikari instantly collapsed, his hands shaking, his lips quivering, and he sobbed. It was like being on the banks of the Wu River—giving everything, even his life, and still... "Didn't I save you, Asuka? No... I... I'm sorry, it's all my fault."

Originally, I was reborn into this world to start a new journey with the feeling of relief that "even if I die, the team wins."

But now, Asuka from the “previous round” has caught up with them.

Ask yourself why the battle failed.

Shinji Ikari's heart was instantly torn apart...

Old father!