Click click click.

From the very beginning, Ikari felt like someone was taking pictures of Kaworu Nagisa.

If you look closely, he was still snapping hard at Kaworu Nagisa and himself.

Xiao Ding shook his head and saw several girls taking photos with their mobile phones.

"Excuse me." Xiao Ding frowned. He was quite disgusted by the idea of ​​taking pictures - but it didn't matter. Could you please not be so blatant? Even if it was a sneak shot? "Excuse me, what can you do for us?"

"Ah...Excuse me, are you artists from somewhere?" Seeing that Ikari can speak Chinese, and is quite fluent—I immediately wonder if she's a fake queen. Of course, if she's pretty, everything's forgivable.

"Sorry, that's not the case." Xiao Ding didn't want to say anything more. It's better to have less trouble than more. He's not a good anchor yet. "My friend and I came to Shanghai from Japan to play. I wonder if you can make way..."

You have to say, Shanghai is Shanghai, with all kinds of people. Unlike some backward third-tier cities, you won't find so many monsters and ghosts.

"Ah? So... you're a foreigner, little brother. You speak Chinese really well..."

Get ready for the plot! A well-known female internet celebrity who happened to meet the protagonist's team was discovered and became a die-hard fan...

"Hehe, it's just so-so. Ah, we are not celebrities, so taking pictures is fine. But my friend may not be used to it - sorry for disturbing you all, we will leave first." Xiao Ikari interrupted directly, preventing the other party's plot from starting. He pulled Nagisa Kaworu and ran away -

"Phew, thank you, Shinji-kun—were you helping me out just now?"

"I guess so, but it's nothing." Compared to me crushing you to pieces.

"So...should we take a taxi? Or..."

"Well, take a taxi. Don't worry, it will be reimbursed." Brother Sun didn't even blink an eye when he invited people to eat king crabs, let alone taking a taxi?

"Well...thank you. Ah, wipe your sweat." Nagisa Kaworu took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped the sweat off Ikari.

Xiao Ding suddenly heard a series of rapid crackling sounds beside him. What on earth is wrong with this demon city? Can it get better? My hands and feet are cold in this hot weather. Man...

Chapter 67: Triple Alliance

Let's treat Kaworu Nagisa to a meal. Now that we're here, we shouldn't let the big moneybags go hungry. Anyway, when they arrived, Sun Ge (standing in front of Yui Ikari) patted his chest and said he would pay for it.

"I'll treat you to king crab." Xiao Ding took a taxi from Pudong Airport to his destination and got off the car with a 200 yuan bill.

"Okay." Nagisa Kaworu didn't object at all. It seemed like eating wasn't important, what was important was the beauty of the food.

"Uh... you don't look like you care much about food?" Xiao Ikari was a poor farmer for three generations in this life, the life before, and the life before that (he once served as a captain in the United Nations for a while, but unfortunately his salary was used by Katsuragi to repay the loan).

"Well, king crab isn't a big deal. If you're in Shanghai, it doesn't matter if you eat something else." Nagisa Kaworu suddenly smiled warmly. "When it comes to eating, it depends mainly on who you're eating with, right? Other than that, it's just pure nutrition—living for the sake of living."

"..."

Hey! Hey! I'm telling you! If I were a woman, I would just do it.

"Sigh." Little Ikari put his hands on his hips, thinking to himself that this Nagisa Kaworu's lethality was still astonishing. But unfortunately, first, you're not a girl, and second, the girls around me are too high quality. If I could choose you over Ayanami, Asuka, Katsuragi, and so on, wouldn't Ikari Shinji be the world's most effeminate man? — So outrageously gay?

"Kaoru-kun is really... the same as when we chatted before." The "before" that Xiao Ikari was talking about was a long, long time ago. "But I'm really glad that we met this time in this way."

Rather than meeting in the form of humans vs. apostles.

"Ah, to be honest, I do too—it feels like I was destined to be with Shinji-kun in a past life." Uh, you're right, please don't give it to me. Two high school-looking Neon Golds walked the streets of the Magic City, and many girls, young women, and gay men were eager to reward the heroes of the past and brutally beat the two beautiful boys to death. Didn't their sense of justice suddenly surge?

"Let's not eat king crab, let's try something else." Xiao Ding suddenly thought this was a good idea: "Well, besides serving the local delicacies, the best way to enjoy them is..."

Run towards the dirty stall.

It's just that these days, it's hard to find a decent street vendor. Even fly-infested stalls are rare, especially those that have been open for thirty or forty years. Even going to local tourist spots is useless, as you'll be met with "Big Wild Goose Pagoda? What the hell is that? It's a scam for outsiders!" - so Xiao Ding immediately pulled the other person into a taxi.

Just ask the driver about this kind of thing, especially for prostitution, the drivers are very enthusiastic.

Unfortunately, in the end, Xiao Ding was dragged to the City God Temple.

"Well, the country is dead." The food was not too bad, but it was not as amazing as I imagined: "Ou Xi, Ou Xi must die!"

"Hmm." Xiao Ding ate the pancakes, but the taste was just so-so. He didn't understand why the specialty of Shanghai was pancakes. Did they move the capital? "It tastes okay... Empty your stomach a little, otherwise you won't be able to eat it later... Ah, let me recommend this to you. Crispy pork belly——"

"Hmm...so crispy and super fragrant."

"Well, it tastes really good...ah, chicken, chicken, this fried skewers is really good..." Crunch, crunch.

Xiao Ding almost fed the things he bought into the other person's mouth one by one.

This is a sinister plan.

Aren't you beautiful? Aren't you a handsome guy? Aren't you a BL guy? - I wonder how you can be beautiful, handsome, or BL at 260 pounds. Xiao Ikari specifically picked out various meats and stuffed them into Nagisa Kaworu's mouth. He didn't want to eat? It doesn't matter if he didn't eat, Xiao Ikari took the fork and stuffed it into his mouth! Eat, give it to me! - Grilled fish? Roast duck? No, this low-calorie food won't work, how about roast chicken? That won't work either. If you want to eat, eat pork head meat, fried starchy food, and go for the calorie limit!

Anyway, he has no good intentions.

But Kaworu Nagisa was enjoying his meal very much, what a captain he should be.

He didn't receive this kind of treatment before he was crushed by Ikari last round. Although he may not know what happened last round, this time... it really is an era where money decides everything.

"Shinji-kun, oh, by the way, this one here seems okay too."

Click click click.

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Ikari went for a stroll, and the outsider monks can chant sutras. Especially since he might just be a pretty boy, while Kaworu Nagisa is a serious handsome boy who can touch the G-spots of fujoshi. So it's easy for these two to get into trouble walking down the street, and didn't they?

If this is posted online, something bad will happen.

But Xiao Ikari, who was still in the recording studio, didn't feel anything.

"Big Bang! I'm Nagisa Kaworu. I'm glad to see you fighting. Thank you." As a socially prominent figure, Nagisa Kaworu also managed to live his life as a group's son. It's only natural that someone would teach him how to behave—not to mention that Nagisa Kaworu's personality was naturally adept at both long and short-sleeved dancing and even splitting up a peach with a pair of cleavages. "I value literature, not howling. Please teach me more."

The next morning, everyone met in the recording studio.

"That's great, bro." Legendary player F Jiuyao looked at Nagisa Kaworu and couldn't help but sigh from the bottom of his heart: "He has some of the charm of my youth."

"Come on, Brother Sun." Mr. Huang Dubao looked at Sun Dubao standing beside him and couldn't help but look down on him. "You weren't very pretty when you were young, so stop talking nonsense here. You and the person opposite you are from two completely different worlds—"

Yes, two worlds, one is the two-dimensional world and the other is the three-dimensional world.

"Mao! Back then... Oh well, forget it. Hey, Huang, you said that Shinji brother doesn't want to be a fresh meat, what should we do?"

"Isn't this great? Everyone has their own aspirations. You and I can't be the ones right now, so there's nothing we can do."

"...But we both have to go on stage and embarrass ourselves this time."

"...That can't be helped. Oh, but Brother Sun, I do have a plan!"

"Oh? What's the plan?!"

"Brother Sun, can we please not use classical Chinese? Your cultured nature will ruin your entire persona. Aren't you illiterate?"

"...If you have something to say, say it now! If you have to fart, fart now!"

Xiao Ikari didn't know that he had been sold. He was just out there to make money, so he wasn't afraid.

"I didn't expect Shinji-san to have this ability. Hmm, it's really eye-opening."

"Not bad, baga Shinji."

"Hmm—Puppy can actually play guitar? What else can he play?"

Ayanami, Asuka, and Makiba surrounded Ikari.

They formed a human wall, whether intentionally or unintentionally - holding hands, they blocked Kaworu Nagisa from outside!

Chapter 67 Don’t Tell Him

What else can I do? Besides being able to barely catch a tune, and playing Dong Feng Po (East Wind Breaks), which is okay, but killing me if I play Dong Feng (Winter Wind)... Okay, so I've showcased all my talents. Please rate me.

The video of Shinji Ikari was recorded normally, except for the end where it became a little abnormal.

"Huh?!? Do you believe I'm leaving on a plane right now?"

"What are you afraid of?" Legendary commentator Huang Dubao said righteously, "Brother, you look so righteous and awe-inspiring, the type who would risk his life for his brothers. Today, my brothers are in trouble, could it be..."

"Brothers should help each other when they're in trouble. How can sisters help each other?" Ikari Shinji completely disagreed with this statement: "You want me to dress up as a woman and go on stage with you? Why?"

"We're not asking you to dress like a woman all the time. Otherwise, how can you prove you're a man? — It's just a pose at the end." Legendary player F Jiuyao said: "Brother, hey... Actually, this job is hard to do. There's nothing we can do. After all..."

"You asked me to wear women's clothes, why don't you two get on?"

"Oh?" The twin dogs, who had been collaborating and fanning the flames for years, suddenly felt that the other had taken the bait. "No, brother, what are you talking about? What if we wear it?"

"I..." Xiao Ikari was suddenly choked by the other party, but he didn't say anything soft-spoken. At this time, the high emotional intelligence is actually "what do you wear?" Unfortunately, Xiao Ikari was still very honest: "Then I will accompany you?"

"Okay!" Aha, hooked! I can fish all day! Although it's the fish you catch, the horse dies, but this feeling is still unforgettable - Huang Laoxian immediately said: "For a brother, of course I will stick my neck out. We two middle-aged men don't care about our dignity! OK!"

"...No, you guys aren't, are you?" Xiao Ding almost lost his breath: "Brother Huang, Brother Sun, it's not that bad, it's not that bad, we have to take a long-term view..."

"Alright, since you've agreed, we'll just take care of the embarrassment." Huang Laoxian and Jiuyao were feeling very happy now. The feeling of tricking someone was just too good. "We'll be the clowns, and you'll just be the face."

"This is so embarrassing..." Xiao Ding turned into a mama's boy: "I have to ask my mother..."

"No, no, Mrs. Ikari Yui told us that she totally agrees—ah, boys need to experience everything. Those are Mrs. Ikari Yui's exact words."

"..."

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After the humiliating video, Xiao Ding was defined as a "new internet celebrity who was invited here." The word "internet celebrity" has not been a positive one since its inception.

"What? The boss wants to play himself? Sure, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just one more player."

Xiao Ikari didn't really want to help Kaworu Nagisa translate.

But considering that Kaworu Nagisa didn't ask for anything else, and... Kaworu Nagisa actually found a translator on the scene, and then found a gap to communicate with Sun and Huang in English.

"The boss said..." The translator was actually quite puzzled as to how much money this boy, who always maintained an elegant smile, had: "Ah, Mr. Nagisa Kaworu said, what are the requirements for our Interstellar Voice?"

"Uh... first of all, you have to like the game StarCraft. Of course, if you don't, that's fine too. Few people who watch our livestreams have ever downloaded the client anyway." Huang Laoxian thought for a moment and said, "And then you just need to have a little talent. Boss, you have to..."

"Uh... Mr. Nagisa Kaworu said that sponsorship isn't a problem. If you think about it, it seems like we won't have any problems with future competitions."

"……Um?"

"We can invest..." At this point, the translator's lips trembled slightly. "One million US dollars, but let's not tell Mr. Ikari yet."

"...Huh!?" Sun and Huang's eyes widened instantly, their necks stretched out. "One million, a knife? What's going on, brother? Don't lie to me. How old is this brother over there?"

"You can add more later." The translator's lips moved slightly, then he said, "They also said you can pay upfront, but they want you to invest in packaging Mr. Ikari. This is all done in secret, so uh... it's hard to say."

"Holy crap!" 15 years, that number alone was enough to make him kneel down. "Hurry up and let this lady take the seat! Call Zhou Ning over, and let's talk it over!"

One million dollars in 15 years is enough to make you walk around like a madman, not to mention the investment and sponsorship. "What's going on? Can you explain it to me?"

"First, I'm a hidden investor." He's wealthy, but he can't show it. Nagisa Kaworu is the type who quietly benefits others without any personal gain—of course, only for Ikari Shinji: "Participate in the development of your company."

"Congratulations, brother, for finding us. It's definitely the right thing! If nothing else, we still have some influence. But... why are you packaging this Shinji brother like this?"

"Because... I like him, right?" Nagisa Kaworu said through the translator. The translator was a little embarrassed when translating, but Nagisa Kaworu smiled happily. "But it seems that Shinji-kun is a little wary of me. I have no choice but to use other methods. As for money, it's not a problem. Shinji is not living a happy life, and so is Ms. Ikari Yui. I don't care what method you use, after this live broadcast, transfer 100,000 US dollars to Shinji-kun's account. And then, give him at least 100,000 US dollars every month."

"..."

Sun, Huang, Zhou, scboy are really united at this moment - why is this?

Because of face? 10 dollars a month, I'm happy to support you!

"I'm not interested in the live streaming industry, but it looks like Shinji-kun is having a lot of fun. Hmm... Shinji-kun seems quite satisfied with you guys, so I'm satisfied too. Of course, I hope you won't have too many constraints in your future development - I don't deny your development in any way, nor will I participate in it. Oh, I'll invest one million US dollars in your salary for now. I'll have my secretary call you."

"..." If you don't have any demand for face, can't we do it ourselves? 10 yuan a month, and it's still a knife, what kind of bag do you think is not bad?

Is same-sex love really true love? This is simply all-round support! I...can anyone tell me why this is happening?

"Well, ask Mr. Nagisa Kaworu." Everyone had this question: "It seems like he's very interested in that Shinji brother? Oh, no, that's not the right question - ask him, to what extent he wants to package Shinji brother?"

Then you will know how the other party wants to take advantage of you.

"Ah, that." Nagisa Kaworu said with a smile: "I mainly like everything about Shinji. Well... please don't tell him, thank you."

Chapter 68: One hundred thousand dollars a month—what kind of female lead script is this?

There are a lot of rich people in this world, and there are countless rich people across the world - but they are only rich when they want to be rich. Xiao Ikari's living conditions immediately went from three stars to five stars. Of course, this cannot be said to be due to the large amount of funds provided by Kaworu Nagisa.

"Brother, you've sacrificed so much for us. Don't even mention it. This is all paid for by the three of us brothers. Scboy is united in this. We'll provide you and your family with a good living environment, and it won't be charged to the company's account. You can just live here in peace. This summer, I'll take you guys on a good trip to places like Shanghai and Hangzhou! The bill is all put on the three of us brothers - let me ask you, are you good brothers?"

"Uh……"

The legendary player F Jiuyao has a righteous look on his face, and looks like a real big brother.

It doesn't cost them a penny anyway, and this is what the main spender wants to say. Naturally, there's no psychological scars at all, and they even get kickbacks. F Jiuyao and Huang Laoxian dreamed of a life like this. If they weren't worried about gay men like Nagisa Kaworu abandoning them—because all homosexuals are essentially labeled as abandoning, with no love left after the lust fades—they have a childish personality, a three-day passion! These two, along with Zhou Fa, would want to be around Ikari, eating, drinking, and having fun.

As long as they accompany Xiao Ding to eat, drink and have fun, they will get money - this kind of good thing that only social lackeys can have actually exists now!

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