Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

The cell phone was stolen from Asuka. The tool was Makiba, who was sitting in the audience cheering enthusiastically for Ikari Yui. All of this was free, she was indeed a woman from a free country.

"Uh, sorry, I think I broke your phone. Did you call me? I'll call you for the rest of my life." Makiba apologized repeatedly and acted cute with Xiao Ikari: "Please forgive me, okay?"

"? What's broken?" Taking advantage of Asuka not coming over to get angry, Ikari Shinji looked at the phone Asuka handed over: "Uh, this is what I asked you to help with, it doesn't count as broken..."

"Right here." Makiba pointed at the things that kept flying past the phone and said, "I don't know why it was fine at first, but then the whole screen started freezing, and then it became like this."

“? What? Let me see...what' up?” Damn, what's going on?

Little Ikari was so scared that he even spoke his native language.

Shinji Ikari saw a series of rewards being sent out, probably from... about a hundred captains.

One is 2,233 RMB, and one hundred is... a lot, a bit hard to count.

22w3300, after the platform deduction of tax, Xiao Ding can already buy a square meter toilet in the bustling location of the imperial capital! In the more remote part of the imperial capital, Xiao Ding can already buy a smaller toilet! So much money?

"Whose tip is this?" Ikari was a little puzzled. It's true that looks are justice these days, but is it really that easy to make money? Coincidentally, Ikari Yui also came down from the stage. Makiba went over to lick Ikari Yui like a giant dog, leaving Ikari behind.

It is indeed a substitute.

"Huh? What's wrong with my phone?" Asuka came over, put her arms around Ikari's neck and greeted him in an American way - she looked even more intimate than Ayanami.

"Nothing... the live broadcast is a bit laggy."

"Oh, if it's broken, tell me and I'll replace it." Asuka waved her hand and said nonchalantly, "Don't worry, I'm always on the platform for communication - but if you break it, you'll be punished."

Oh, disgusting, so manly~

"Brother Shinji?" Ayanami handed him a towel, her expression a tender and affectionate Japanese touch, a stark contrast to the fiery and seductive American directness. "Are you tired?"

"Thank you, Rei." After taking the towel, Shinji Ikari wiped her cheek tenderly on her smiling face: "It feels just right."

"Brother, when our family has money," Ayanami glanced at Asuka and asked a younger sister question, "Can we stay away from people like this?"

"Uh... let's get along well." Xiao Ikari sighed. It seemed that there was still a gap between the two of them.

"Huh? What do you mean..."

Putting aside the issue of the battle between Asuka and Ayanami, Ikari now lowered his head to see which big guy had sent so many captains.

"Sorry - since I'm not from this country, it was a bit difficult to top up my account. Now it's all right. I've applied for a UnionPay card and can finally top up my account anytime."

"I really like Shinji Ikari's live broadcast, especially Shinji's happy look, which is never boring to watch. Please continue to be happy——"

What the hell is this?

I thought it was the chemistry of Mom, Asuka, and Ayanami. I never imagined it would be like a red flower against a green leaf. A bunch of green leaves can highlight a single red flower, but a single green leaf in a sea of ​​red actually makes the green leaf stand out. Female charm is useless, but male charm is quite useful.

"Thank you, Captain... Hmm? Isn't your friend from here?" Xiao Ding was a little surprised, because looking at the other party's username, he realized that he might also be from District 11. "It's really fate that he found my live broadcast room..."

Of course it's fate.

The other party's username is [Last Dead].

Looks a little familiar?

"Well, for various reasons, I saw your video. This feeling of happiness is intoxicating and very happy. I don't know why, but the first time I saw you, I felt so happy, so happy that I wanted to hum a song."

That’s what the barrage said.

It is very difficult to find a message accurately from hundreds of comments - fortunately, the other party has paid, so it is much easier.

"?" Is my masculinity that strong? Where did this nympho come from? Ah... that's not important. "Anyway, thank you very much - ah, by the way. Are you also in Neon?"

"Yeah—let's hang out together sometime."

"Uh... this is a very important area to learn. I'm going to China to do a show soon..."

"Oh? That's great—can we go together? How much is the guest donation?"

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That night, a fishery giant was broadcasting live in the live broadcast room of a certain fishery platform.

"What?" His eyes, which had been narrowed to slits, widened. "Are there people vying for the guest role on our show? Brother Huang, we've finally made it."

"Oh, Brother Sun, that's right." A certain old immortal, whose neck was originally nonexistent, stretched an inch longer. He raved about it, "I thought it was just powered by love. Having Blizzard and NetEase backing it was good enough. It would be great if someone could invest. I really didn't expect someone would actually pay to be a guest! ... How much will he pay?"

"Hey, Brother Huang, that's your fault. They came all the way here and are willing to be a guest. We have to make arrangements for them... or something like that, it's neon gold."

"Brother Sun, isn't this your fellow villager?"

"Mao!... But let's be honest, having an income is definitely a good thing. Hurry up and agree to it, otherwise the legal person will kill you again. He said the reward is quite a lot..."

"How much? Two thousand will get him a seat, like, in the first row of the auditorium, and a few shots."

"Brother Huang, what if it's 20,000 yuan?"

"Twenty thousand...twenty thousand will get you a seat next to the players' seats."

"What about the 100,000?"

"Tsk, arrange him to be with us, and Brother Sun and I will serve him personally."

"Hahaha...hahaha...what about the two hundred thousand? They specifically asked our little Ikari brother to help."

"...Oh, what can we do? We go out every day to sell chrysanthemums, but people look down on us. Brother Ikari... that salesmanship is indeed quite rare. I never thought there were such things in the world. I thought it was only in comics. So, you tell Brother Ikari that we will only take half of the 200,000 yuan. We can negotiate and take 50,000 yuan. The remaining 150,000 yuan will be given to you, and we will charge a venue fee. Hourly rooms still require time - while you are young, you can make money without it... What is "3484 Chicken Farm" and what is "Huang Lao Pimp" - ah, it's about making money. That's the arrangement! Let Brother Ikari sit with this brother who spent money!"

Chapter 65 The Peak

Teenagers have a strong sense of self-esteem. For example, even if you don't want to go to the bathroom, you really don't have to, but I can't lose face by holding it in for a whole day.

By the time I turned thirty, I was almost there; life had smoothed out my edges and my prostate. Self-esteem isn't something you can just have if you want it; you can't just go to the bathroom when you need to.

For greasy middle-aged men like Brother Huang and Brother Sun, making money is out of the question, let alone sitting together. Brother Huang, at the age of eighty, pretends to be someone else's grandson and sells chrysanthemums every day, while Brother Sun, despite having gout, accompanies people to drink and record videos of eating seafood every day - for the sake of life, no matter whether it means smoothing out edges or smoothing out the prostate, it's all fine.

But Xiao Ikari can't do that because he has a high self-esteem.

"Brother, let me tell you, why are you so hard on money?"

After arriving at the scene, two toxic streamers and another toxic legal person stood in front of Xiao Ikari. Originally, I wanted to perfunctorily greet the beautiful boy in front of me and go to greet Ikari Yui, but I didn't expect Xiao Ikari to bring a bunch of relatives and friends with him - and they were particularly irritable.

"This isn't about money—that guy, Kaworu Nagisa, that guy..." Ikari's face flushed red. "I'm telling you, this is a world where I don't have Unit-01. Otherwise, I'd crush the other guy to pieces again! I...

Nagisa Kaworu is my lifelong friend. I crushed him once, I owe him—but the problem is, I have no choice. For the sake of all humanity, one of us will be left with only a head, and the other will be sliced ​​up to pieces. No one will say who is the loser. But how did you, old man, travel through time and come to me hungry?

"What's wrong? It's normal for me to want to see you."

"...That guy is a fag, the real deal—but the problem is, I'm not!"

"Uh... well..." The two dogs thought about Nagisa Kaworu's appearance, and then looked at the little Ikari in front of them. They couldn't help but feel a sense of emotion in their hearts -

"Brother," the legal representative came over and said, "It's hard to make money. Besides, we're a legitimate show. If anything goes wrong, we'll stop it immediately. You have so many people around you, what are you afraid of? How dare he make a move on the show?"

"...Brother." Xiao Ikari looked at the fat man wearing glasses in front of him and couldn't help but sigh: "Although my Chinese is not very good, I am Japanese gold! I am from Japan, and that gay guy Kaworu Nagisa is also Japanese gold! - Don't you usually watch the news, or haven't you seen Japanese martial arts films? If you become perverted, will you care whether you are on the show or not?"

"...We'll take a small loss, 150,000. Just tell me if you want it or not." As expected of a legal representative, this girl was full of courage. "This show needs to be effective, so of course we'll guarantee your safety. As for that Nagisa Kaworu... he doesn't look that old, so he probably doesn't have AIDS or any other infectious diseases, right?"

"Uh... I haven't heard of it..."

"That's it, isn't it? Xiaoxian is popular in our country now..."

"Don't mention that to me. Forget about that disgusting stuff. It'll be obsolete in a few years, isn't it disgusting?" Ikari Shinji's inner world was relatively normal. He continued, "Speaking of which, I recently came up with a really great investment project. Would you like to try it? I've thrown all my money, except for my living expenses, into it—"

"? Uh, I don't think you should be so young..."

"Me, Asuka, and Makiba—the three of us pooled some money and bought Bitcoin like crazy. Right now, Bitcoin is at its cheapest, around $171 per coin. In five years, it'll probably be $70,000 per coin..."

On November 10, 21, Bitcoin reached its peak of $11 per coin.

"Forget it, we're just a small business, and it's not reliable, is it?" Brother Huang quickly shook his head: "I'm not the type like Brother Sun who has a huge fortune, drives a Porsche, and lives in eight houses..."

"Mao! I'm also a small business owner, okay?"

"Forget it, let's talk about this later." Then the three dogs knelt on the ground and cried bitterly. Regret is another story. "You've already decided on the seat? That red-haired girl looks very capable. Are you still worried about leaving her next to you?"

"...Actually, the one with the highest fighting power is Ayanami." Ikari muttered, "Well... okay, but... this..."

"Alright. We invited you here mainly for the Star Voice competition—your girlfriend Asuka is pretty good at it. How about a few exhibition matches with our amateur players? Offline exhibition matches, in addition to the agreed-upon price, are $500 per match."

That’s a lot.

"No problem." Xiao Ikari agreed.

"Since this is The Voice - I hope you also know, do you have any talent shows?"

"...? Uh... this should be no problem." Xiao Ding was stunned for a moment, then said, "I found a video of Brother Sun. It showed Brother Sun hitting a banana shot with the outside of his foot from outside the penalty area, bypassing three defenders and kicking the ball into the goal, right? - I did this in junior high school."

"?! Brother, you just blew it, right? You..." Legendary player F91 exploded instantly. I was just blewing at the beginning, and you...

"There's a video. My female classmate helped me record it—luckily I stayed. Do you want to see it?"

"?!" The three middle-aged men huddled together for a long moment, and sure enough, it was a group of children playing soccer on the field. The moves were truly impressive, and the background sound was a group of children chattering—the girls' voices were loud enough to break through the three middle-aged men's eardrums, and they all used cute Japanese voice packs. After a few dribbles, Ikari tapped the rubber ball with his left foot just outside the penalty area, dribbling past three defenders and into the net with the goalkeeper.

"...Brother Sun, come on, please."

"...Shit! I was just bragging, okay? Besides...the national football team can't even beat them, so why should I play?" Brother Sun said to Xiao Ding in a very arrogant manner: "Do you think football can break our defense?"

"Hey, Brother Sun, they said they wanted to play football with you."

"...Hey, let's look at the venue. We're talking about The Voice!" Legendary contestant F Jiuyao was furious. "You have to sing, sing. Brother, you have to be unique. Even an outsider can chant."

"Well... it's not impossible." Xiao Ding thought about it and felt that it made sense. He said, "I understand. We need the foreign monks to be able to chant, and we also need to conform to local characteristics and have an interstellar color, right?"

"Right—you're on your way, bro."

"I... I'm not very good at playing guitar, but I can give it a try." Xiao Ding thought for a moment and came up with a Japanese song that didn't need to be copied. "There's a Japanese song that I can adapt into Chinese. Hmm... I want to give it to Brother Sun. Do you think it's okay?"

"Me?" The legendary player F Jiuyao, who had no eyes, blinked and thought to himself, "Am I married?"

"Hey, Brother Sun, you're worthy of being an internationally renowned legendary StarCraft pro player. You even have foreign fans—um, 'Successor,' come here, bring out your guitar and contribute a few songs—what Japanese songs?"

"Hmm... maybe you won't understand me singing in Japanese, but I can help translate it so it fits better." Ikari took the guitar, which he wasn't very good at playing. He tested the sound, cleared his throat, and softly began to sing: "Walking and stopping on the sea of ​​stars, memories of my youthful wanderings come flooding back. The moment I started thinking of you... my heart was moved and I followed the wind; in the name of love, are you still willing?"

"Pa pa pa—" Brother Sun quickly clapped his hands, then asked in confusion, "Okay, okay, okay, this is really fine. But brother, why did you give this song to me?"

"This song was originally called 'The Wind Rises,' a theme song from Hayao Miyazaki's anime. Didn't Brother Sun just tell me to make it a good show?" Xiao Ding returned the guitar to his 'successor' and asked, "Hasn't Brother Sun always had an affair with a certain Korean female contestant? I'm giving this song to Brother Sun. You can change the lyrics. Replace the 'wind' in 'qifeng' with 'sun yifeng' - so it's called 'qifeng' - isn't it the fifth anniversary of Brother Sun being defeated by a Korean woman? It's a commemoration."

"Hahahaha—brother, you have a future! Hahahaha..."

Chapter 66: The Years of Burning Gay Love

Is Kaworu Nagisa gay? Yes, and it seems he still is. With this look, this appearance, this temperament, this state of mind—he even carries the title of the son of an international futures trading company in this life.

Emmm，11区人做这个生意倒是让人觉得很正常。11区人一直说自己是停滞的20年——是，11区国内的确一直停滞。但是东南亚可是11区和本朝共同的下水道。

Xiao Ding and another person went to pick him up at the airport.

Xiao Ikari doesn't quite understand why some women particularly like to see him and Kaworu Nagisa together.

For example, I once thought Ibuki Maya was a very nice person. I hadn't worked with Nagisa Kaworu for long, and Ibuki Maya had been running to the locker room every day for a few days, and I didn't know what she was doing. But ever since Ikari thought Nagisa Kaworu was a bit off, I also became wary of Ibuki's potential abnormality.

Although NERV as a whole was abnormal, it was a good thing when it happened to others, but it was a tragedy when it happened to me—I ended up eating the melon. Well, in my first life, I didn't feel any negative emotions when I saw beautiful boys. But in my second life, when I traveled through time and space and became a beautiful boy, and was even asked to be gay by another beautiful boy, I felt something different.

I don't know what fujoshi are thinking. Ibuki Maya, a mysophobe, actually enjoys watching gay sex. I wonder if it's because she's a lesbian herself—you know how dirty gay sex is? I don't know what fujoshi are thinking either. Do they think that a man's peeing out of his anus isn't a Yonetakoyomi thing? And I don't know what the authors of hentai are thinking either. A lot of them describe men peeing while erect.

If you are a man, why not try it yourself? If it is successful, please contact the men's department as soon as possible for treatment.

——So whether it was written by a male or female author, men who understand will understand—or they may be geniuses pretending to be confused.

Xiaoding went to the airport to pick up Nagisa Kaworu, but he was actually very reluctant. As EVA pilots, we are all working part-time, and we are all from the lower class, so who is looking down on whom? But the problem is that Xiaoding is now a live streamer, and it would be a bit unprofessional to look at the boss like this. So Xiaoding actually made up his mind this time -

"Ah, Ikari-kun." After getting off the plane, the stylishly dressed young man with white hair and red eyes took off his sunglasses and warmly greeted Ikari, who was holding a paddle beside him. "Ah, there's Gada—I thought I'd never see you again."

What's so good about seeing me? Can't you just honestly give me money on the other side of the screen?

"Nagisa-kun, nice to meet you. Please take care of me." The most straightforward way of greeting was performed in the terminal building of Pudong International Airport.

"Don't be so reserved." Kaworu Nagisa is a serious social tough. If Ikari is the original version, he would be a serious social phobic - fortunately, this Ikari is in a normal mental state.

Even now, Mr. Kaworu Nagisa, who looked like an ordinary human and not an apostle, was like this. Seeing Ikari so reserved, he didn't get angry or disappointed. He just smiled and extended his hand and had a very normal first meeting: "Hello, Ikari-kun - just call me Kaworu. From now on, can I call you Shinji?"

Hundreds of captains, over 20 RMB. The top guy on the list flew over to see you - could you please not be so shameless?

Click click click.

"Okay, Kaoru-kun." Ikari was still a little hesitant. Why did this thing feel the same as last round? - But, I owed Kaoru Nagisa a head. Ikari hesitantly reached out his hand and shook the other's hand tightly: "Please call me Shinji from now on... I'm sorry."

"Why are you apologizing?" Nagisa Kaworu in front of him seemed to not understand Ikari's apology at all, and then suddenly laughed: "You are not late - we arrived as promised."

"...I hope so." The last time they held each other's hands, through EVA, his entire body exploded. Ikari sighed, smiled wryly, and said, "Kaoru-kun, I'm so glad to see you... again. Oh, you don't speak Chinese, do you? It's a good thing I know some, so I can..."

"Ah, in order to learn how to communicate with you and your live broadcast platform, I found a Chinese teacher and took some extra lessons. Well, simple conversations are fine. But it would be best if Shinji-kun could guide me."