An anchorman? Xiao Ikari had practically stolen Asuka's phone for a few hours—Asuka was from a wealthy family, currently receiving a stipend from Yale University, a salary, a national award, and pocket money from her parents. Her life must be incredibly comfortable. Forget a mere phone. Xiao Ikari said today she didn't want to work hard anymore. Then Asuka wouldn't even have to wait until tomorrow; she'd be all over you today.

"Hello, brothers—today is the first day of our school festival, as promised to everyone. Um...it may not be what you imagined."

Asuka walked in front, and Ikari treated it as a photo shoot for a beautiful girl at the school festival: "Uh... I didn't expect there would be so many people. I apologize to everyone. I know it doesn't matter if I appear in the photo or not, but I'm taking pictures of Asuka... huh? Where's Rei? Rei's on break in the literature club. Where's my mom? Why are you in charge? Isn't it good to pay attention to your own parents when you have nothing to do? Oh, thank you [Please help me, I can't catch up...] Thank you to this B captain, the host gave him a silence package!"

After a while of passionately chatting with Danmu, Xiao Ding walked on the path in the campus.

"After all, it's just a junior high school festival, and Japan has a serious declining birthrate. I'm at a public school, so it's definitely not going to be exciting. The few stalls outside are pretty good. Oh, Japan, the campus there is pretty casual. The schedules you see in comics are basically true, the rest is bullshit. "Praise Youth"? What's the end of "Praise Youth"? Except for the last two years of youth, you have to pay your debts. We finish school early in the afternoon, and then there are club activities. After all, society is divided into different classes. What's the big deal if you go to college? Isn't it like a PhD student selling tea eggs? - Those who want to go to university basically find cram schools after school, so Japan has a thriving tutoring industry. This has led to a very serious problem of educational bias: six: nine"#?④? nine! three; ⑥" one! ③' five" resource imbalance and academic cliques. Of course, you'll find these in comics filled with dog food, praise youth, hot-blooded, or even just plain hentai."

While filming Asuka happily walking around the campus, eating and drinking, Xiao Ikari poured cold water on everyone, and of course some people were not happy.

[You said so much, but you're still enjoying yourself with Asuka, right?]

"Me? I need to eat, too. The school festival is for relaxation. Asuka? She has a double doctorate, and her father is the CEO of a private company. Even if she doesn't rely on her family, she can still live a good life just lying at home and waiting to die. Freeloaders? Of course I want to eat, but I want to eat more. Is it your business?"

"Ha, stupid Shinji, this is delicious! I didn't expect that students can make it delicious too." Asuka didn't know what she ate -

Xiao Ding took a quick look—sure enough, it was another sweet treat! It was a bit like candied haws, but the hawthorns were replaced with apples—in other words, apple candy.

"Gah!" Asuka took a bite and thought it tasted good, then stuffed it directly into Ikari's mouth: "Want to try it?"

[Indirect kiss?!]

A group of comments started to stink about the 2D world.

"Gah." Xiao Ding tasted it and found it tasted okay - but not as good as he had imagined: "Hmm, not bad..."

"Hey, try this, it's not bad! I heard it's Chinese food."

"If this is Chinese food, I'll write my name Ikari backwards." Little Ikari was furious. He looked at the string of octopus balls in front of him and said, "Isn't this just shabu-shabu? I... okay, it's almost the same anyway. Okay, they're trying to trick a foreigner like you..."

"What do you mean by lying to me? I...ah, stupid Shinji, come here, that's Auntie."

"……?mom?!"

Ikari followed Asuka's finger and found that his mother was holding a dart in her hand.

Hit the ten rings accurately.

"Yeah!" and made a happy and cute victory gesture. The wife happily hugged the penguin plush that won the first prize. All of this was captured by Xiao Ding.

Suddenly, even if Xiao Ikari didn't want to, he was considered to be selling his mother for fame. Countless people in this world thought of Cao Ze, and expressed their strong desire to be Xiao Ikari's stepfather by sending gifts and posting barrages.

"I..." Xiao Ikari had a lot to say, but in the end, it was all stuck in his throat.

It was the first time Asuka had seen Ikari-chan's face express so much. She glanced at Ikari Yui, then back at Ikari-chan, and suddenly burst out laughing. "I have to say, Baga Shinji—Auntie is really adorable. If I were a man, I'd definitely fall in love with her, right? ~Ah, no, actually, if I were a girl, I'd probably fall in love with her too, right? Hehehe~~~"

"Idiot, what nonsense are you talking about!" Xiao Ikari is a ruthless person, but he also has to think about whether he can accept the situation if Yui Ikari, who has been a widow for many years, really remarries. After all...

"Yui (Wei)!" Suddenly, a cry came from beside Xiao Ikari.

Then Xiao Ding felt a fragrant breeze around him.

Asuka, who had just been laughing over her melon, saw a brown-haired, twin-tailed girl with glasses pounce on Ikari. Shocked, she kissed Ikari's cheek once, twice, and three times without hesitation. "Yui, where have you been all these years? Yui, Yui, you...eh? Yui, you've become even cuter?"

Chapter 61: Abandoned after seduction, son pays mother's debt

Ikari hadn't reacted yet—in fact, he had already reacted instantly. Several close-range baseball bats swung by Nigoku, Ikari had accurately blocked them for Asuka. A large, living being rushed at him from a distance, like a torpedo—if Ikari hadn't reacted, wouldn't he have been as clueless as the herbivore hero in a romantic comedy? A world-saving hero, unstoppable in physical skills and a body capable of withstanding nuclear bombs, yet unable to walk and constantly falling on women's butts—never mind.

Xiao Ikari deliberately didn't hide.

This beautiful girl—who is she? I don't know her! How did she suddenly jump on me? Oh my! If Ayanami were this enthusiastic, my child would probably be born this year. If Asuka were this enthusiastic, I'd have been obsessed with her for four years.

So all I can say is that whether it's the three-no thing or the tsundere thing are all things from the previous version - this version still has to be a super straight ball for couples!

"What's going on?" Xiao Ikari really didn't know what this meant.

But I'm very happy.

Anyway, as long as you take precautions when having sex, the most important thing to worry about is skin diseases (such as herpes). Looking at the young and beautiful appearance of the other person, there should be no problem. So as long as the other person does not come into contact with her oral mucosa, Xiao Ikari will not care.

Just give a couple of kisses, then go back and wash your face—if it feels good, it's truly good. As for men, human biology is designed this way. From puberty to death, from birth to death, we are controlled by reproductive impulses. From the moment we become conscious, we feel anxious about not having enough time to reproduce—this is completely normal.

Men are designed this way. Before the advent of genetic modification technology, there was basically no hope for them. So there’s nothing wrong with liking porn! There’s nothing wrong with being perverted!

"Huh!" After a brief moment of shock, Asuka realized that she had been cheated on again! She immediately grabbed the bespectacled woman in front of her and pushed her hard, scolding her, "What are you doing, you bitch in heat!? - Can't you walk when you see a man? You @#¥@#¥"

American swear words are used all over the world. Gentle and easygoing, Madfake.

"Oh?" The girl with glasses looked closely—wow! "Where did this princess come from? Oh, it's just that this princess's upbringing isn't very good—she's American?"

"Is there a problem!?" You know what, this way of saying it is actually quite fun - but no matter how happy it is, it can't compare to the pain of being cheated on just now.

"No, no, it's a pity there are no princesses in America."

frivolous.

This was Xiao Ding's first judgment as an adult man, but frivolity also has its advantages - as long as it's not his own, he won't feel bad at all. It's like stinky tofu fried on the roadside is a delicacy, but fried at the neighbor's house is a shame.

"Hehe~ But I'm not here to look for the princess now." She said it as if she was looking for someone in a KTV. The girl with glasses in front of her smiled and said to Xiao Ding: "I'm here to look for her... Um... Why is it that Yui has become shorter and cuter after not seeing her for so many years? Ah, is she growing younger?~"

"...Who are you? What do you mean? What do you want from my mother?" Little Ikari was not wrong to blame the other person, because anyone with healthy eyes could see that he and his mother Ikari Yui were cut from the same cloth, just like a lazy painter who copied and pasted - the kind who wore a wig and didn't even need makeup.

"Mom? -Ah, you are Yui's son!?" This time it was the turn of the girl with glasses to be shocked. She grabbed Ikari's face and looked at him face to face.

Don't you take Asuka beside you seriously?

"Get out of my way—you yuujo!" Oh, okay? Asuka, you even know the word yuujo?

"Don't be like that, little princess—let me take a closer look. Hmm, hmm...it does have Wei's aura. But it's so different..."

Ikari's phone fell to the ground. A curious person nearby—Ikari's classmate A, believing in the principle of "those who watch a funeral are less afraid of a larger one"—first picked up the phone and peered at the camera for a long time, unable to make sense—before realizing it was a YouTube livestream. Ikari had once said he wanted to be a caretaker, and surprisingly, he actually did it!

Classmate A "kindly" helped Xiao Ikari continue the live broadcast - it was a family ethics drama aimed at Makiba.

An ethical drama about a son paying off his mother's debts.

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For details, please refer to the true last chapter of the EVA manga. It tells the story of the passionate love between Yui Ikari and Makiba. Although I don't really believe that Yui Ikari has yuri tendencies, her eyes are so blurry in the manga that I really don't know what to say.

In short, to sum it up, dear Yui Ikari decided to get married in college. This intellectual beauty suddenly and quietly revealed such explosive news, and everyone from her junior classmates to her instructors, and countless epic-level Tengu in between, were instantly thrown into disarray! And the one who was most thrown off guard wasn't even Fuyutsuki, because that old thing knew his own weight.

The one who was most vulnerable was actually Ikari Yui's junior, Miss Makiba, who skipped a grade and was already a senior at the age of 14.

The two finally exchanged a few words, and Makiba said that she was broken and wanted to go to the country of decay (the country of big 嘤嘤嘤弟) to go to college. Ikari Yui finally combed her hair and then told her why she fell in love with the old Ikari.

Yeah! Are you blind? I told you StarCraft shouldn't be free! — But the result was unexpected: Old Ikari was PUAing Ikari Yui, keeping her hooked until she took the bait. — Makiba was completely unacceptable. If she hadn't been unable to beat Ikari Yui at 14 (referring to Eva's power when she's going berserk), she would have wanted to force it.

But no matter what—a few years later, Makiba heard from the 18th-hand gossip that Old Ikari had fallen on hard times and GG had left Earth Online. Excited, Makiba immediately quit his job in the UK and returned to Area 11 to see if he could rekindle their past relationship—

Unfortunately, I haven't found it for several years. After the tsunami, I moved and it was like looking for a needle in a haystack. A while ago, as a lesbian, I was looking for pictures of beautiful girls and accidentally came across Xiao Ding's photo.

I was convinced that Ikari Yui was already in the adult entertainment industry, disguised as a man... emmmm. At the time, Makiba was quite conflicted. Someone she liked was already in the adult entertainment industry, which was quite a dilemma. She was in the adult entertainment industry, and she was actually doing this kind of work disguised as a man. Suddenly, she was excited. Putting aside other things, it was okay for me to support Ikari Yui every day, right? — Bowing, Makiba came to Ikari Yui with the determination to "I'm definitely supporting her."

After I came here, I found out that it was not Yui Ikari who did the job, but Yui Ikari who did the job of her mother - this is Yui Ikari's son, Shinji Ikari.

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"My name is Makiba, Makiba Marie Elantrias." Another character, and a British aristocrat, fluent in both English and Japanese. Brown hair in twin ponytails, red-framed glasses, blue-green eyes, a natural sage's appearance! Sage's appearance, sage's appearance. Yao's eyebrows had eight colors, Shun's eyes had double pupils, the average sage of the second dimension—hair and eye colors were randomly chosen from the spectrum.

The cute girl with glasses hugged Ikari's face with a smile.

Asuka on the side used all her strength to push Ikari and Makiba's faces, trying to separate them.

"Hello... Ikari Yui's son, right? I'm an acquaintance of Yui's. Please get closer to me~"

Since Ikari Yui abandoned me after having an affair with me.

Well then, come on, Yang Bai... Ikari Yui. You can use Xier... Ikari Shinji to pay off your debt!

Chapter 62 Ikari Yui: How dare you touch my son? Makiba: How do you want to punish me?

Back then, Ikari had no idea that his mother had abandoned Makiba. But he was really poor now, and he knew it all too well. He couldn't accept his mother finding another woman, but the thought of her rekindling her ill-fated romance with a schoolmate... well, that was actually pretty hard to accept.

"Makiba?" It sounded like a famous brand of kebabs. Ikari Yui was also very surprised when she met Makiba again.

"Senior, long time no see." Xiao Ikari took Makibo to see his biological mother - you have to control your junior sister, what the hell is this? An old aunt who is more than twice as old as me came up and hugged me, kissed and nibbled me. This...

Isn't this Katsuragi 2.0? Anyway, I don't object.

Then Ikari saw the beautiful girl who had just hugged him now throw herself on his mother, having grown tired of the old and loved the new. She accomplished what many people dream of doing: "I never thought I'd see you again."

"Ah... Makiba, long time no see." Ikari Yui addressed Makiba, and was quite surprised to see the other person falling on her. "You... have changed quite a lot. Well... it seems that you haven't changed at all, but it seems that you have changed quite a lot."

You used to be too shy to speak.

"Everyone has to grow up," Makiba said, smiling as she acknowledged reality. Tsundere was a thing of the past. Back in 14, she couldn't bring herself to be tsundere either. Now? It's 14 again, so what's there to be embarrassed about? "She's beautiful, and has a lovely personality. She's clear-headed and intelligent, and kind and approachable. Even her silly side is something I really like. Now I can honestly express my thoughts, Senpai."

As expected of a British-Japanese hybrid, after leaving Japan, a place full of sluggishness, and spending so much time in the British and American world where straight-forwardness prevails, she naturally learns from everything she sees: "But on the contrary, the senior sister has changed... a bit."

"Oh, of course—I'm already an old lady with children, I..."

"No, no, no, it's quite the opposite, isn't it? ~ Senpai seems to have become less confused. Could it be because she's a strong mother? I was wondering what I would do if Senpai didn't recognize me - it seems she still remembers me, which is rare." Makiba laughed happily, and it really felt like an old love reunited with a new one: "But... Senpai gave birth to a good son."

"Of course, Shinji is my most important son, huh..." Suddenly, looking at the anxious Asuka and the displeased Shinji Ikari, and then at this schoolgirl with a springy face... "Makiba?"

"Yes, Senior?"

"Shinji is my most precious son. If you dare to do anything to me..." Ikari Yui suddenly cupped Makiba's face, a mother who is truly strong: "Don't blame me for being rude."

"Huh? Senior? --Yeah, I'm not disgusted by her being so strong." She's a nympho indeed, the type who can't even walk when she sees Ikari Yui. I'm very suspicious that Ikari Yui is asking for money while Makiba is instantly turning into a slave (a new concept, don't search for good or bad kids).

"Auntie, you don't know what just happened..." Asuka was about to complain! It was obvious that only Ikari Yui could handle this girl with glasses, so how could this be tolerated? I...

"Yeah, Asuka, I get it—but it's been ages since we last met, so maybe... she missed me?" Honestly, the only flaw with Yui Ikari's brain is her excessive willingness to sacrifice. She'd rather sacrifice herself than others—the ultimate method for launching an EVA is to sacrifice an immediate family member. In reality, whether sacrificing Yui Ikari or the old Ikari's insertion plug into Unit-01, the end result is that Ikari can actually launch Unit-01.

If it's for the sake of all humanity, the best solution would be to sacrifice Old Ikari and let Ikari Yui take command—isn't Ikari Yui, the ultimate operator who's been in the insertion plug for 10 years and still managed to secure victory, much more capable than Old Ikari, the idiot who repeatedly revises the script to get by? Unfortunately, Ikari Yui isn't a naive bitch like Cheng Xin. But it's precisely because of this that Ikari Yui is so lovable and respected, isn't it?

"Well... let's go have lunch first." As a mother, Ikari Yui made a judgment: "It's not good to always eat snacks! - Well, it's been a long time since I ate in the school cafeteria. Forget it, there are so many people watching - let's go quickly."

"Okay, senpai~ Um, can you follow me, Puppy?"

"...Don't call my son that!"

"Okay, Senior~"

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You see, now Ikari is shrouded in the aura of his mother. In the afternoon, Ikari's family of four (including Asuka) took the stage to perform...

Sacrificing a Kaworu Nagisa and getting a biological mother, what's wrong with that?

Makiba became a useful tool - filming from below.

Xiao Ding kept tuning the cello, which made him recall many things. For example...

When everyone was still alive.

When even the gay Kaworu Nagisa was still alive, there was a chance for them to play together. Then Kaworu Nagisa died. Then, because of Kaji Ryoji's death, Asuka fell into a slump. By the time Asuka finally came to her senses, Ikari was dead.

Pachelbel's Canon for String Quartet is truly a remarkable piece. Besides tormenting many a poor cellist, it perfectly captures the inner voice of Ikari. The Canon, a symbol of reincarnation, repeats the same tune over and over, yet with variations. It seems to suggest Ikari's life, a constant cycle of death and rebirth.

At the same time, even within the tedious daily cycle, there's a new, different, and beautiful melody each day—so the Canon truly has philosophical meaning... Even if it's just for your own enjoyment, as long as you realize that the excitement is meaningful to your life, wouldn't that be even better? You've reached a height that no one before you could reach.

"Crash, la, la, la-"

After the performance, the routine applause broke out. This applause was no longer relevant. The four people who had once entered the same plug had just been reincarnated together, like a canon. Reincarnated into a single spirit, the four of them felt like a true family...

Anyway, we will really be a family in the future.

"Great, everyone." Ikari Yui tapped the violin lightly with her bow and said to the three boys and girls, "Perfect."

"Thank you, Auntie~" Asuka immediately acted nicely.

"Yeah." Ayanami expressed her gratitude to Ikari Yui calmly.

"..." Ikari smiled but said nothing, for he was now content both physically and mentally—a happy world without EVAs. The feeling of happiness was so wonderful... all he had to do was lower his demands.

To be honest, I can even save myself the trouble of live streaming in the future.

Ugh! How can I eat this hard rice? I want to eat soft rice!

I'm going to borrow some money from Makiba today! Huh? Asuka? ...I like you, so I can't bring myself to do it.

Chapter 63: The Big Brother on the List: The Last Dead Person

Ikari really wanted to ask Makiba for a loan, but one thing stopped him from thinking about it. Or rather, temporarily stopped him from thinking about it. Who doesn't like living off a gigolo? Who would want to live off a gigolo if they had the chance? He'd be so full of himself that he'd just eat a gigolo.

The reason why Xiao Ding temporarily suppressed this year.

Because of his live broadcast——

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