Nonsense, what's the point of being a hero? Hero? Shinji Ikari was one. The end result was a dismembered body, or at the hands of friendly fire. Little Ikari truly, truly felt that this world's Asuka and Ayanami Rei had a better childhood and life. Whoever wants to be a hero can be one; we're all just living the life.

Asuka struck a few victory poses for the camera, her right hand forming a wide V-sign, and her left arm tucked around Shinji Ikari's head, signaling a battle of revenge. The young woman's affection for the young man practically leaped off the screen. For the first time, the hundreds of thousands of tough guys realized they could actually see a real beautiful girl in this livestream, not just a man in disguise, and even get to enjoy some dog food.

There's even an obvious love triangle.

"Alright, alright, got it, got it—" Xiao Ding felt that winning or losing didn't matter. The key was that the more followers he gained, the more money he would earn. He had just given a lot of tips: "I'll buy you what you like when I get my salary in a few days..."

"No, I'm not short of money. Besides, this live broadcast room is not mine, I don't want it." Asuka looked at Xiao Ikari with disgust and said in a more threatening tone: "Can't you buy it for me with your money?! Huh?!"

"...Okay. My Lord, could you please give way to me tomorrow? I have something else to say..."

"Remember to say something nice!"

"Yes, yes, yes, Asuka-sama, please take a seat." Ikari bowed and escorted Asuka aside, then turned on the microphone and spoke in Chinese: "Ah, just now... Asuka said, "As expected of a StarCraft Legend player, the game was really tough..."

"Mad!" Huang Die Nie, who had been lectured that morning but was now gloating, said with a smile, "We have barrage translators here, right? — Ten Thousand Strong Men just told us that your girlfriend said, 'Nine Yao, that colored pen! Winning was so easy.' Hahahaha — a Bo3 turned into a Bo5, a Bo5 turned into a Bo7 — they lost face and still didn't win, and then they even asked to connect to the microphone and camera... Hahahaha, Sun Yifeng lost face and still didn't win, hahahaha..."

Chapter 58: Estimated female-dressing plot in a month (2 more)

"Hmph, hmph... I'm right to lose, Huang Xudong, you bastard, just wait for me... Hey, but let's be honest, this guy's called Asuka... uh."

"Asuka." Xiao Ikari reminded her kindly.

"Yes, the girl named Asuka is quite good. She has at least 6,000 points in the Korean server..."

"Six thousand points? Jiuyao, don't talk nonsense. Isn't that Sister Saiga?"

"At least 6,000 points, a match with Sister Ga would be at least 50-50—I even feel as graceful as Maru. It's unclear who would win against Maru. Sigh... It's a pity that I'm just old. Back then..."

"Forget it, Brother Sun. Back when you were at your peak, you were able to handle six pairs of Hydralisks and two teams of Dragons, but I guess that wouldn't be enough to defeat them."

"...At least it's a 50-50 chance. Ma Dege was a professional player. Huang Xudong, shut up! Have you ever been one?"

"What's the matter? The opponent wasn't a professional player, but he still beat you up. Hey, you're not losing your defense, are you? Why aren't you talking? And it's a female player, Jiuyao. You lost to a woman again, and this time she's not even a professional player."

"Alright, alright, Asuka is too young and doesn't know how to control her strength." She was really beaten for four sets just now. Xiao Ikari lamented that Asuka always used the Taiyang Punch, which was too vindictive.

"Hey, your name is Ikari Shinji, right?" True to his name, the legendary dog ​​player and Jiangnan Dog King, F Jiuyao, asked, "Let me ask you, you're so young... which of those two over there is your girlfriend?"

"Oh." Ikari Shinji nodded and said, "Asuka is my...childhood sweetheart, not my girlfriend."

"Oh~~~but she said you are her boyfriend."

“I don’t object.”

"Hmm? What about the other one?"

"Ayanami Rei, she's my cousin."

"Oh, cousin, there's nothing I can do. You..."

"Oh, I don't know if it's because of the Chinese language. Actually, judging by nationality, I'm a Japanese-born person who's dead! - Let me give you a little knowledge: Japanese-born people, cousins ​​can get married, but it just doesn't happen often."

"oh!?!"

Everyone was chatting happily, mainly to ease the awkwardness. "Oh, by the way, in a couple of days we're hosting an episode of The Voice of China, and in a month we're hosting a show called Newcomers to the Stars. Do you want to come? The Voice of China is online, and Newcomers to the Stars is offline—and of course, we'll definitely pay you, and your airfare will be reimbursed."

"Uh...I still have to go to school..."

"Oh, I almost forgot..."

"But it's summer vacation." Xiao Ikari suddenly realized that he could finally revisit the old place. "Let me ask, if you can buy tickets for four people, Asuka, Ayanami, and I will all go."

"? Then why do we need tickets for four people?"

"I want my mom to have some rest, too." Katsuragi? I don't really know her—she's also a super wealthy woman who goes on vacation abroad every year—this year? I'm definitely not taking her with me!

"Hiss... Mom? That's quite filial. Let's... okay, we'll discuss this with our partner Zhou Ning later."

"Oh, okay—" Little Ikari said as he took out a small pendant from his arms. Inside was a photo of Ayanami, himself, and Ikari Yui. "This is a photo of my mother. How about it? She looks like me, right? We took this photo at the beginning of this year."

"?!?! - Brother, I'll cover your four plane tickets! Seriously, do you really need to call Zhou Ning for such a small matter? - Let me tell you, there are many people who want to be the legal representative of 3484. Brother Huang and I are the major shareholders! Together we can take down Zhou Ning! - Shinji Ikari, right? Brother, I admire filial piety like you! Even when you're away from home, you still remember your old mother who has worked so hard for you... I'm just asking for the brothers in the live broadcast room..."

"Oh, it's called Yui, pronounced as yi. The Chinese character for yiyi is Wei—I took my mother's last name. My father died early, but this wasn't changed later—my father, Ikari Gendō, married into my mother's Ikari family. Living off the fat of the land is a tradition in the Ikari family, and we must enjoy it."

It seems that the new movie version says that Ikari Yui’s maiden name is Ayanami, so that means the Ikari in Ikari Yui’s name is also the reason why Ikari Yui took her mother’s surname?

"...Uh, sorry brother, we didn't mean it." Shuanggou didn't dare to joke at this time.

"Oh, I don't care." I don't care because I don't care. If you don't care, you have to consider the impact: "What kind of feelings can I have for my father, who I have no impression of at all? - It's just that someone is after my mother, and I will kill his whole family. Well, I might not be able to come one day in a few days. Because it's the school festival that day - you know the school festival, right?"

"I saw it when I was reading comics."

"I hope you can read good comics." Xiao Ikari showed a sunny smile. "After the school festival, we will have summer vacation after the exams. During that time, I can visit you. Oh, and besides the round-trip airfare, remember to pay my salary as well."

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Ikari was very happy because he made money; Asuka was very happy because she beat the weak ones.

Ayanami was very unhappy, but there was nothing she could do. In the evening, Ikari Yui came home - and then Ikari Yui... felt very conflicted.

"Mom, this is today's reward. Hey~ probably... um, probably, wow, 900,000 yen? After deducting the platform's share, it's probably around 400,000 yen..."

There are indeed a lot of rich people. Ten 2233 RMB is more than 10 yen.

"...Our Shinji is really amazing." Yui Ikari was delighted, yet also a little sad. Holding Shinji Ikari in her arms was like a gentle caress, like the most beautiful woman, radiating the radiance of motherhood.

Generally speaking, the most beautiful moment for a female mammal is when she exudes maternal love. This moment is a genetic instinct that mammals cannot refuse. Ikari Yui is at her most beautiful right now. Gently caressing Shinji Ikari's hair, she says, "Shinji and Rei, I'm so sorry... Mom still has to ask for your help..."

"No, no, no, Mom." Xiao Ding was a little panicked. This ending was not good - three people hugging each other and crying was not a good ending. "Now should be a time to be happy. Mom never needs to apologize. In fact, I am the burden. Oh, by the way, Mom won't have to work so hard in the future."

"Hmm... okay." Although her workload wouldn't be reduced, given her son's livestreaming wasn't certain to continue forever, Ikari Yui wouldn't let her son worry. Even a mother wouldn't. She smiled and caressed Ayanami, who was looking at her worriedly. "Well... Mommy has to thank you two little adults. Well, I actually rested quite early today. I can rest well for the next few days."

How is that possible? Children don’t know when adults are working hard.

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This book will continue to build up Ikari's harem without being disgusting. Asuka x Ayanami Rei x Ikari x Katsuragi. The cover will be recycled depending on the situation.

Chapter 59 Madam, I like you

"Um...Mom, there's still something I need help with."

"what?"

"You... uh, that, that... Rei's school uniform, can you still fit into it?"

"...Shinji, what are you doing, brat?"

I'd like to recycle the cover.

Soon after, Ikari Yui decided it was okay—in terms of the ensemble, of course, not the 34-year-old's attempt to look like a 14-year-old in school uniform... Of course, she succeeded. Some people... it's really strange. It's like Ikari Yui is forever stuck in her 20s. This mother is almost like an older sister.

Ikari had always wondered if the previous world still had an impact on this one. Was this world fixed at the same age as the one who inserted the plug? That was terrifying. Would he ever be able to grow taller? Would he always be a few centimeters shorter than Asuka?

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July 13th, Monday, school festival.

"? Mr. Shinji?" Classmate A looked at Ikari, who was extremely impatient. He was circling around him like a dog and asked, "Who is that sister who came with you, who looks so much like you and Ayami? Your sister?"

"...? What are you going to do?"

"I...I..." Classmate A looked at his sister, chatting and laughing with Ayanami and Asuka in the distance. He was surrounded by several other classmates, all looking like wild dogs that had been invited and accidentally taken Viagra, their eyes red. "Um, I want to ask—she, she, she, who is she? Does she have a boyfriend? Is she your sister? Is she in high school?"

"Hahahaha..." Xiao Ding suddenly burst into laughter and patted the shoulder of the classmate in front of him. He smiled at the other male classmates as well - but he used a little more force.

"Listen up, you little bastards—that's my mom!"

“…Eh!?!?!?!” It’s a very Japanese exclamation, but it comes from the heart.

"What are you going to do?" Xiao Ding was now furious. One hand patted the shoulder of classmate A in front of him, and the other hand clenched into a fist. He tilted his head, narrowed his eyes, and wore a threatening smile on his face - he looked like he was going to rob someone. "Come on, tell me, I want to hear it. But I can't guarantee that you will be alive after you finish speaking."

Although Ikari is usually good-tempered, he once committed a horrific murder in an alley—breaking more than a dozen legs of a group of scoundrels who were planning to kill Ayanami. With such a fierce reputation, he is certainly not to be trifled with.

"No, no...ah, let's go say hello to my sister...Auntie."

"Yes, yes, let's go, go, go--" A group of people ran away, avoiding their former brothers as if they were the plague.

My brother would definitely look really good in women's clothing, what a pity - then just find a female version of my brother.

“You guys!!——”

Regardless of what happened to Ikari, Yui Ikari was extremely happy to be back on campus. Here, she was reminded of her youth.

"Auntie, I was about ten years old when I was in junior high school, right?"

"Huh? Skipping a grade~ Maybe graduating high school at 14? No comparison to Asuka-chan. Oh, come to think of it, Girls' Generation were also known as genius girls, but it's a pity they'll just be old ladies when they get older."

"Ah? Hahaha~ Don't say that, Hazi Cassi must die."

This lady is so cute.

"Hmm? No, no, no. A woman's happiness isn't about taking care of her husband and children, or achieving something in her career. A woman's happiness is part of human happiness. Human happiness is when you feel happy." Yui Ikari, who also graduated from university at the age of 18, was unfortunately snatched away by the normal development of Old Ikari in a world without a second impact, EVA, or Seele. The world lost a great scientist and gained a stay-at-home mom. "It just so happened that after graduating from university, I felt that marrying that man would be the happiest thing for me. Although after that... but no matter what happens, I will eventually get through it. Not to mention I have Shinji, Rei, and so many other interesting things. As long as you want it, happiness will never leave."

This way of thinking is very Ikari Yui.

With the cuteness of a young girl and the elegance of a mature lady, this level of mother-in-law is basically only suitable for appearing in the second dimension. Once she appears, the screen will be filled with nonsense like "Madam, I love you", which shows that being the protagonist is not easy. At this moment, everyone wants to be Xiao Ikari's stepfather, even a female stepfather! Xiao Ikari can't help but immerse himself in the fatherly love of the whole class, and of course he will soon be immersed in the fatherly love of the whole school. Ikari Yui didn't have the opportunity to attend the parent-teacher meeting last year, but for a long time afterwards, Xiao Ikari found that the male teacher cared about him.

"Ahem! —Mom." Little Ikari smiled and walked over to Ikari Yui, pushing aside the little bastards who were blocking his way and looking at him with a fatherly love that had turned from a brotherly love: "I'll show you around the campus. If there's a performance over there, I'll show you the place."

"Okay."

In Yui Ikari's worldview, she is a goddess-like figure, all-loving. Billions of people around the world are important to her. She willingly enters Unit-01 and endures endless loneliness for the sake of all humanity... Of course, that's not quite true. Humanity accounts for perhaps one percent of her heart, including 0.1 percent of Old Ikari. Old Ikari should feel honored, because nine Old Ikari equal all of humanity. The remaining 99 percent is Young Ikari.

In Ikari Yui's eyes, nothing is more important than little Ikari - so she often uses cheats to save her son. Generally speaking, there is even some doting in her...

"Little Shinji."

"Huh? What's going on, Mom?"

"Wow, what a joy!" Are you happy?

"Yeah, I'm very happy." This is similar to the question in the last episode, but unfortunately there is no last episode in life: "Being with you all, I am extremely happy."

"Well, Mom's very happy too—well, the next school festival is about to begin." Ikari Yui suddenly showed a different expression, waved her hand and said, "That's enough, you bring Mom out, eh... let me see... the performance starts in the afternoon, right? Then Mom will go check out the other stalls first, you take Ayanami and Asuka to play."

"? It's okay, Mom, I..."

"Go away, don't disturb my personal rest time."

"?!?!"

"Ah, that one over there looks delicious... Shinji, this one is cheaper for takoyaki students, so go buy it for me."

"...Oh, okay... Mom, you can actually give it a try. It's 300 yen for the public, and only 200 yen (tax included) for students and those from other schools. Maybe you can buy it for just 200 yen."

"? That makes sense~"

Then Ikari Yui happily went to eat and drink for free - hey, saving the world is saving the world, raising a son is raising a son. If he hadn't been frugal these years, he would have starved to death. Ikari Yui took a rare day off and left his burden behind to go shopping.

Chapter 60: The Girl Who Has Changed Her Affection for Another Person

"...What are you doing, you Oedipus-obsessed autistic kid?" Suddenly, Asuka appeared next to the frustrated and dazed little Ikari, holding a chocolate-covered banana and stuffing it into his mouth. "This thing you Japanese invented is quite delicious. Want to try it?"

"Wow..." Ikari didn't know why he was being orally abused by the woman he loved. He rolled his eyes and took a bite: "Too sweet..."

"Just now, okay?—Auntie left? You can't stand it alone?"

"...Heh." Ikari looked away noncommittally: "Where's Ayanami?"

"She's packing up her instruments backstage. Do you want to go check it out? But she said she's done and wants to go to the literature club to rest."

"Huh... well, Rei has a cold personality." Simply put, she doesn't hold grudges and won't wait until the next day to take revenge. Ikari felt a bit overwhelmed, and then looked at Asuka and said, "Well, we agreed on this..."

"Oh, I see." Asuka suddenly laughed happily, walked over to Xiao Ikari and patted his shoulder: "Come on, call me sister and I will..."

"...Dear Miss Asuka, you were born on December 4, 01. Hello brother, I was born on June 12. Who do you think is older between us?"

"...Would you still like to borrow my phone? I've downloaded all the apps for you, you..."

"Good sister, please forgive me."

"Hmph, be good." Asuka patted Ikari's forehead as if she was taller than him (Asuka is 1.56 meters tall, Ikari is 1.58 meters tall): "Come on, good brother, take it and use it, hahahaha..."

Ikari thought to himself that he didn't need to be on the same level as the beautiful girl. Asuka had been treating him like crazy every day, and he had experienced that too.

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