Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"It's Shinji's fault." After a few punches, Ayanami stopped Asuka: "But you can only hit me a few times to vent your anger. If you do it again, I won't be polite."

"Hmph, do you need a top student supervisor? -- Tsk, forget it for the sake of stupid Shinji's injury. Hey, pervert, you...what are you doing..."

"Ahem, I'm wrong." Xiao Ikari quickly apologized, but the live broadcast room was completely gone after he was pinned to the bed by the beautiful girl. He was planning to use his first pot of gold to buy Bitcoin to achieve financial freedom. "Can Asuka get off me first? The live broadcast management in this country is quite strict. It's easy for a beautiful girl like you to get into trouble."

"Tsk." Asuka curled her lips in boredom, then took out her phone and lay down on the bed next to Xiao Ikari like an old couple who had been married for ten years. "Whatever you want, I'll contact the researchers in the United States. Call me if you need anything."

"...Oh, oh." Xiao Ikari nodded and bowed quickly: "Then Ayanami..."

"Shinji-san, I don't understand live streaming." Ayanami nodded, picking up a light novel from Shinji's room—they shared it. On the bookshelf were some sort of collection of books like "The Complete Works of My Little Sister." "Just like Soryu, call me if you need anything."

Then he opened the book, leaned against Xiao Ding, sat on his left side and started reading.

"...Um, ahem, hello everyone, dear audience friends. Wow, I didn't expect that there are still friends paying attention to it after three days of delay. Okay brothers, here we come." Xiao Ikari switched to Chinese, and the two girls next to him really couldn't understand.

Then I saw sparse barrages floating by.

The vast majority of them were greetings to Xiao Ding, hoping that he would suffer from impotence and die a miserable death.

"Who are the two girls next to him... Oh, brother, you see through it but don't say it." Xiao Ikari said in a very normal tone, looking at a barrage of comments, "Let me make it clear first, don't let the harm go to my family. As long as you don't ask about my mother, I usually won't block your account, otherwise I will directly ban it permanently. Uh... let me introduce the new ones. The one on the left is my cousin, Ayanami, Rui! - in Chinese, it should be Ayanami Rei; the one on the right... well, she is of German and Japanese descent, one-quarter Japanese descent, and her nationality is American. Soryu Asuka Langley - I don't speak German, and my English is also poor, so in Japanese, it's Asuka - do you have any other questions?"

"Hey, hey, hey, no need to ask about my health. I just got into a fight three days ago and was in bed for three days." Xiao Ikari said, showing off his abdominal muscles. "Look, the wound is still there...ah? Did I say something nerdy and got scolded by Japanese gold? No, no, no, you think too highly of Japanese gold. Japanese gold is very timid. At most, I'll send you a knife. How many people have you seen who have the courage to actually kill them? They are such cowards...I had a conflict with some guys...ah, no, is it not good to say this? I just spoke Chinese. I had a conflict with some black guys."

"Huh? Oh, a real man doesn't brag about his past achievements—I want to lick the anchor's abs... Faggot, please get out of here, thank you. I really don't know where you get the confidence to be more attractive than these two people next to me... Huh? Asuka? Asuka, I met her four years ago... Well, we're childhood sweethearts, not a match made in heaven. Her American setting? Hey, her setting has a lot of buffs—14 years old, the youngest person in the world to get a double PhD, a student at Yale University... Am I bragging? Not me, she's bragging about studying string theory... Bro, I'm so poor I can barely make a living, how can I afford to hire a girl this pretty to be my background?"

[Fuck, guys! It's true! -- I just found the Yale University archives. Website: ...] [Go see for yourself, this girl named Asuka is actually the youngest person in the world to get a double PhD, at just 12 years old!]

A continuous line of barrages flew over, which really confirmed the character setting.

The screen is full of comments like "Oh my god!", "Really?", "What kind of character is this? I don't understand. Is the barrier to entry for live streaming so high now?"

Xiao Ding finally nodded in satisfaction. You know what, it really does seem like creating a character...

In fact, these three were boys and girls who saved the world in their previous lives. This character setting is actually more terrifying - now they are just beautiful boys + beautiful girls.

"Did the anchor pay for a doctor... Hey, brother, this is too much! How can I afford that kind of money... What? The anchor, prove it to us..." Xiao Ding thought this person was really a nitpicker, but there was nothing he could do: "Alright, alright, I'll prove it to you... How do I prove it... Yeah, I got it."

Suddenly, Ikari suddenly had a sudden inspiration and gently placed his left hand on Asuka's shoulder. Asuka was startled, her face instantly turning as red as a peach. Then, she didn't object—she just gave Ikari a gentle push, but that was fine.

The problem is that Ikari did the same thing with his right hand. Ayanami's reaction seemed surprised, but she didn't refuse - it was better than Asuka who was shy and didn't dare to look up, although she was also stunned for a few seconds without reacting.

These few seconds are enough - the girl's shy and blushing face will not lie.

But then both girls looked up at the other girl beside them - and then.

Come, sweet death.

Chapter 56: You were the one who hit my boyfriend just now? I'll beat you to death!

Shinji Ikari was beaten in front of about ten thousand people - the way the two beautiful girls punched each other was clearly visible in the high-definition original painting - this was a really brutal beating.

But he didn't kill him.

"Ahem... two heroic ladies, I am Shinji Ikari... puff... cough... wrong, wrong. Spare my life, it may be of use to me in the future."

The beautiful boy, frail and vulnerable, was pinned down on the bed by two girls. Several red fist marks were visible on his abdominal muscles. They were going to fight, so they had to. If they broke it, they'd feel bad—then they'd just hit the parts that wouldn't break.

"Damn pervert! Pervert! Idiot! H! - What were you hugging just now! And you want to have your cake and eat it too?! I spit on you, I'm going to be on top of you..." Then came the skilled American-style swearing. Asuka grabbed Shinji Ikari's collar and started beating him with Zaun.

Asuka was relatively okay. Meanwhile, Ayanami gently patted Ikari's cheek while coldly gazing at her brother. "Shinji-san, you're truly audacious! What's going on? Has your male instinct finally erupted after so many years of dormancy?"

"I... I was wrong... I guess so, it's my marking instinct..."

"Tsk!" After hearing this, the two beautiful girls suddenly stopped fighting in tacit understanding. Asuka kicked Shinji Ikari in the waist: "Go over there and get me an ice cream!"

"? Uh... Okay, alright... Ayanami?"

"Hmm—I want matcha flavor."

"...Okay." Little Ikari went to the living room dejectedly. When he returned to his room, the two beautiful girls had already sat down on his left and right. Mr. Ikari Shinji, like a servant, respectfully offered his royal ice cream to the two girls he had just "molested together".

The two beautiful girls continued to browse their phones and read books - completely ignoring him. He then switched back to Chinese and began to narrate to the live broadcast room. Sure enough, the lovely live broadcast room audiences all expressed their kindness:

"Ha ha ha ha--"

"You are still young and you are not learning the ropes. You are playing both sides."

"But why do I feel like these two beautiful girls have admitted it? No! I can't stand it!"

"This is no longer an ordinary boy, he must be dealt a heavy blow!"

"You laugh at Cheng Ge's early death, Cheng Ge laughs at you for not having sex enough."

"Prepare for the hatchet ending!"

The people are kind and great, and they hate evil. So we must strike hard against those Dogecoins that take advantage of us!

"Ahem..." Xiao Ding coughed a little after being hit. He spoke in a very gentle tone in Chinese, afraid to disturb the other two, "I was just giving face to the women just now. Let me tell you, if I really attacked them, they wouldn't last more than three seconds. In my eyes, they are like chickens and clay dogs."

"Huh? I just saw a comment saying, 'The host's Chinese is really good, where did you learn that?' That brings me to..."

"What do you mean by the anchor editing the comments? It was clearly there just now! It's like this..."

"Okay, stop trying to stir up trouble. I came here today to ask a question. What kind of livestreams do you all want to see? I'll see if I can steal Asuka's phone in a few days so I can do a livestream outdoors. Let everyone experience the evils of Japanese capitalism. Speaking of which, I have to mention the famous "shit"... um. Let me show you something a little more elegant first. Of course, what I just mentioned isn't vulgar either."

Shinji Ikari now really feels that his dignity is constantly being overdrawn. It is really true that he has to work hard to make money. One wrong step will lead to a lifetime of mistakes. He has become a live broadcaster to make a living. Live broadcasters are also human beings. Who can he tell about the pain in his heart?

"Thanks to this boss's captain... He said he wanted me to interact more with beautiful girls? Oh, it seems I really have a poor appetite and have to rely on gigolos... Oh? Thanks to this boss's ten captains... Wow, he's really rich. Huh? Want me to do something other than just chatting? What? What? There's a game called... what? 'Japanese people only play gal games...' Is that true?"

"Oh? There's a game called... Star... Craft? Oh, StarCraft? Why are you guys playing in English? Can you speak Chinese?"

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StarCraft, also known as StarCraft II. A dead game with no future, it's a game for the old guard, with the average player being over 30 years old.

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One day, at a certain time, a Sichuanese was livestreaming in Shanghai. This person, though chubby, had a mean streak, often livestreaming with another humanoid dog (beep). Not only did he frequently cheat, he also frequently used 12D tactics to trick people. Most importantly, he was a livestreamer, which was what made it so uncomfortable.

"Oh, another new guy. There's no other way. Quick and easy. This is how I want him to feel the weight of the interstellar universe! Do you understand what the weight of the interstellar universe means? What's wrong with 12D? I am the God of 12D."

"Huh? Judging from the name, it's someone else? Ikari Shinji...? I don't know him, beat him to death! Hahahaha, I'll let you..."

"Hmm? You know Chinese? So what? He's either the real one or the fake one. Watch me beat him to death—ah, let's go—how boring! He'll die with one blow."

"Another game... still him? This Ikari Shinji is really stubborn. I'll just keep beating him to death. Even if you know I'm going to use 12d, what's the use? You can't defend it... Look, you can't defend it, right? Oh, it's so fun to just suck up points."

"Eh? This guy's name just changed to Ikari Shinji? Looks like he bought an account. No wonder his skills are so bad, he's not even on my level at all—Huh? It's him again?"

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"? Baga Shinji, are you going to die? —What are you typing on the keyboard? Oh?" ​​Asuka glanced at the screen, very puzzled: "Are you playing StarCraft 2? Huh? Is this even possible? You're such a noob?"

"If you can do it, go for it!" Ikari Shinji had played it before in his previous life, and he was pretty good, only around 4000 points. The boss who had just given him 10 2233 captains gave him an account and told him to directly compete in the ladder to prove himself - but when he did, he lost four times in a row. So...

Shinji Ikari slammed his keyboard hard and said, "What do you think this is? This is the top of the global esports contempt chain! You? What do you know? You..."

Although many people don’t know this, it is indeed true.

People who play Dota look down on people who play League of Legends, people who play CS look down on people who play Dota, and people who play StarCraft look down on people who play CS. Although Blizzard is now a dog, the legacy of StarCraft is still there.

"Hehe." Asuka suddenly smiled... evilly? Wow, this was the first time Ikari had seen Asuka with such an expression. She stood up from the bed with disdain. Under the watchful eyes of the camera, Asuka kicked Ikari: "Get out of the way! Let me show you how to do it!"

"? Can you do it? You..."

"I'm a 6000-point expert on the Korean server. I do have a solid foundation in StarCraft, but you're just not good enough—"

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"Oh, it's that Ikari Shinji again. Haven't you given away enough points? I'm tired of beating him up—never mind, let's teach him a lesson..."

"? Why is she suddenly typing in English? Guys, I can't understand it—what did she write? Translate it for me."

"What? . . . What did he say? He said . . . "

"[You were the one who hit my boyfriend just now? — OK, I'm going to beat the shit out of you now...?] — Oh my? You hit the guy and now the girl is here? Come on, if you dare? Look at me..."

"...Oops, I was careless! A is high! Holy shit, what the hell is this? Is this a human?! Is he cheating?!"

"This guy called Ikari Shinji is such a jerk. He's actually a gigolo! Disgusting! - What? He's also a streamer? What streamer? Let me go check it out. I don't believe it. Can anyone be as pretty as Sun Ge's tossgirl? Me... Yeah? Yeah?! Yeah?!?!"

Chapter 57: Small anchor's method of attracting traffic

"Hey, Brother Sun, let me tell you something. I was bullied today, and I want to ask if you can help me get back at him."

"Huh? Brother Huang, what's wrong? - What do you mean by a brother being bullied? You said that today, even if I risk my life, I will help you get back at this point. But - you have to tell me what happened first. No, I am a person who is born to be righteous and cannot stand being bullied. What if you lie to me?"

"Oh, forget it, Brother Sun. Everyone knows how powerful you, Sun Bancheng, are. In Hangzhou, if you don't give the nod, Mayun won't be able to catch any fish."

"No, no, no, don't talk nonsense, Brother Huang!——"

"No, no, no, listen to me—today I'm standing with my brothers. Aren't you often fucked by women?"

"Mao! What do you mean..."

"Listen to me! - Haven't you lost to women three times? You just lost to Sister Ga two days ago? Today I thought that the old boys are of the same mind, and if we are going to lose face, let's lose face together. So I found a female anchor, and I lost to him."

“?! Hahahaha——there’s such a thing? Brother Huang, you really are…wait, what does this have to do with me?”

"It's embarrassing, but I lost to a woman because I wanted to prove something to everyone. We old boys are of one mind. Besides, we can't all lose. The brothers said you should play a best-of-three with that female anchor. If you win, you can prove yourself."

"...Huang Xudong, you bastard! You're just trying to trick me. Tell me, is Sister Ga live streaming again? Although I used to be a professional player, I'm retired now. I..."

"No, no, no, I'm not a professional player. Tsk, Brother Sun, why are you so weak? You peed your pants just hearing Sister Ga's name."

"Mao! Huang Xudong, you..."

"I'm telling you—this anchor today was the one who was able to find me. He's a bit of a noob. He's not very strong, and at best he can only beat me—"

"Really? That's possible... Eh? What does this female anchor look like?"

“Hahahaha” I took the bait!

"What are you laughing at? I'm just...keeping an eye on the brothers!"

"I understand, I understand, I understand. Come on, Brother Sun, I'll upload a picture for you. Hey, Brother Sun, hurry up and take it, don't download it anymore."

"Who downloaded the movie? ...Huh? So young?"

"I understand, I understand. Brother Sun likes little Lolita when he's in the movies..."

"Mad! Huang Xudong, you bastard, I'm telling you to stop talking nonsense! This looks like a serious minor, do you want to leave the livestream?"

"Oh, sorry, sorry—I understand. Hey, thanks to [Female Hero Killer Sun Yiji] for the plane, thanks brother!—Hahahaha, although I laughed too, but the room manager gave this brother a set meal—Brother Sun, look at me, am I good to you?"

"You've been waiting, you dog, but... I've never seen it. Apart from Sister Ga, I've never heard of any women who have some strength... Well, let me tell you. StarCraft is very complex. You've been practicing StarCraft since you were 10, so it's already impressive if you can compete at 14. And when you really master it, you still have to go through various competitions. Do you really think you're a genius? Being able to come out at 18 is already impressive. Today, I'll let you see what the depth of StarCraft is! - Come on, Brother Huang! Can you make contact? Fight her! I'll find a place for you."

"Okay, Brother Sun—but Brother Sun, let me tell you something first."

"what?"

"I have a boyfriend."

"?!?! She's only in her teens, and she already has a boyfriend?!... Looks like he's a cosplayer? And he has red hair?"

"Brother Sun, that's great. You know cosplay now?"

"No, I just have to go to various exhibition areas during work. Showgirl, you know that, don't we go together? There's nothing I can do."

"I understand, I understand. Brother Sun, you don't need to explain—I was born a foreigner."

"?ah?"

"And don't be envious. A girl who looks like this is still being cheated on by two men."

"Ah?!——Ahem, it doesn't matter what this girl looks like. What I really want to know now is what that guy looks like."

"Hehehe - well, let's wait and see. I'll build the room first. Let me make it clear that the other party doesn't speak Chinese."

"?! What the hell are you saying if you don't know Chinese?"

"Oh, the comments mentioned that she has a double PhD from Yale University, which is different from the adult education college you bought from Gongshu University. She only speaks German, English, and Japanese—her boyfriend speaks Japanese and Chinese, so we can switch between them and translate."

"?!?!"

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"Yeah! An easy win! Two to zero, so easy—is this what you call a legendary StarCraft player? Nothing at all?"

Asuka was quite happy, as the Korean version was rampant. However...

Only Ikari knew that the Unit 2, who had been poised to wreak havoc on the Angels and save the world-class beauty, was now happily playing games. This was truly...

Very good!