Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

A classmate noticed that Ikari had taken three days off, and when he returned, he was also hugging girls at school—how could this be tolerated? Several close male classmates immediately raised their blood pressure: "Ah, he already has Ayanami-san, why is he also wanting the new transfer student..."

"If you're not welcome." At this moment, Ayanami suddenly stopped Asuka from getting angry. Whether it was out of protection or for some other reason, Ayanami said to several male classmates calmly, "Please don't envy Shinji-nii. Also, that kind of statement is very vulgar."

"?!? Ah, Ayanami-san, that's not what we meant... uh, ah."

"Anything else? If not, please don't disturb Sōrū-san." Ayanami's red eyes swept over the others calmly. Holding Ikari-chan in her left hand and the incredulous Asunari in her right, she left first. History had officially entered a new world dominated by Ayanami.

Chapter 53 Super Robot Wars

The Tongliao Khanate Daily once said: Good wine is like good cigarettes, and you will feel like you are in heaven after smoking them.

Smoking is harmful to health, and it's certainly too early for a 14-year-old to start. Furthermore, smoking has no benefits, and even the far-fetched theory that nicotine can relieve stress is completely unfounded.

That little bit of nicotine is nothing - if you want to feel good, you need at least some numbness; and numbness is meaningless. If you want to feel really good, you need at least some morphine.

Ikari had the opportunity to try it last week, and it was indeed very pleasant and comfortable. However, after discovering that it affected synchronization, it was discontinued. As a result, I haven't used similar devices much except for major emergency surgery. Minor wound cleanings have to be done with a bit of a slap on the wrist—just endure it.

Look at those who get arrested for smoking, and they look down on those who can't. It's obvious they're not strong enough—that's why Ikari doesn't like smoking, because it's not refreshing enough. Life is like this, drifting back and forth, neither up nor down.

Ayanami and Asuka are as addictive as morphine. Once you get a taste of it, you can't resist it. The heavenly feeling of happiness doesn't need words to describe!

"Hey, Shinji-kun—what have you been doing these days?"

Shinji Ikari isn't autistic; any normal person has a few friends. Who doesn't have a few friends? Two friends immediately gathered around little Ikari. Let's call them Classmate A and Classmate B.

"Ah, rest for a few days." Ikari Shinji was rather conflicted. After all, he didn't want to deceive anyone, so he said, "After all, I have a rather special physique. I'm not good at running and I faint easily."

"Oh? You? You have a special physique? Ah, never mind—at least you're in school today. Oh, by the way, the teacher asked me to bring you a message." Area 11's special dialogue ability: "Next class is physical education. Boys will change in the music room, and girls in the classroom—I think you're quite popular, but if you dare to come in when the girls are changing..."

"Oh, it's not my fault if you didn't lock the door yourself." Xiao Ding shook his head and said with some regret: "Ignorance is not the fault. If you didn't inform me, would I..."

"Just what?" Ayanami suddenly stood behind Koizumi.

"...!? No, nothing." Xiao Ikari walked away dejectedly with his head lowered: "I, I went to the music classroom to change clothes..."

"Come on, Mr. Shinji, you're so weak." After the three boys ran out with their sportswear, Classmate B asked arrogantly, "Why didn't you dare to show your teeth to Ayanami just now?"

"If you can do it, go ahead." Ikari Shinji didn't refute. After all, it's not shameful to be a coward: "I don't dare to go against Ayanami."

"So...where is the new Asuka?" Several people quickly arrived at the music classroom and started changing clothes after entering.

"Asuka?... Humph, humph... Thanks for the invitation, but I've never fought before, so I won't comment."

Ikari stripped off his clothes, revealing a few slender abs. Though seemingly frail, the boy's figure, stripped bare, resembled a muscular ancient Greek statue. He couldn't compare to a bodybuilder, but he exuded health and a healthy, sunny demeanor. Simply put, he looked thinner in his clothes, and a bit bulkier without—perhaps the average reader.

"Ayanami, have you ever fought?"

“I was beaten.”

"Oh? Tell me... Wait? Shinji-kun, what's wrong with you..." After taking off his clothes, he could see several bloody scars on his body, legs, and shoulders: "?!?! Did you get into a fight again?"

"Ah, take care of some of those bastards." Little Ikari started hurling racial slurs and curse words, then said calmly, "I'm telling you, if Asuka and Ayanami hadn't held me back, those bastards wouldn't have been able to get close to me! ... Ah, wait. I'm just going to change the plaster, so you guys go out first."

"...Shinji-kun, okay. We'll cover for you." Classmate A and Classmate B looked at each other and left.

"Hmph, are you injured?" Next to Shinji Ikari, the First World Shikiha Asuka, in her floating state, floated and floated until she came to Shinji Ikari's side: "Is it serious?"

In case there are skipped readers, the meaning of Ling Piao is in the previous chapter.

"It's okay. Compared to Asuka's bandage, mine is much better." Ikari Shinji looked at the spirit version of Asuka, then struck a fitness pose: "How about it, nice figure, right? I see you've been staring at me for a long time~"

"Bah! How shameless! You just dealt with it and ended up getting hurt, idiot."

"Well, the fight started because Asuka from my world cursed me while we were playing games." Ikari pointed at the scabby stick wounds on his body and said, "You didn't even say anything?"

"Stupid...idiot!——As Asuka, I don't need your help, Shinji Ikari, in any world!"

"No, Asuka is fragrant no matter which world she is from. As Shinji Ikari, Asuka will not be hurt at all in front of me unless I die!... I think the Shinji Ikari in your world should be expelled from the Ikari Shinji group!" A good man will not let the woman he loves suffer even a little bit of hurt.

"...?!?! Humph, humph... humph!" The ghostly bandage Asuka looked at Shinji Ikari's serious eyes, snorted several times, and finally fell silent: "Do you really think so?"

"of course."

"……you sure?"

"You're saying something else." Shinji Ikari looked at him seriously and asked anxiously, "Just tell me what you want me to do! ... If you want me to do anything, please tell me! This is Shinji Ikari's atonement."

“?!?! Who, who wants you to do something! Who needs you to do anything! Seriously, go away!… I’m going to find Kyoko! Pervert, put your clothes on!”

Xiao Ikari was slapped in the face.

She left inexplicably, leaving behind a spirited version of Asuka.

"Mom" and Kyoko—the four-year-old girl is more than she looks. The little girl said in a cute but unbelievably mature way, "Ahem—accept it. This is Asuka's fate~ ah."

"Don't call me mom, or I'll be rude to you! ... Humph, little kids are so annoying. Besides, you call me mom and use my name, are you trying to rebel?" Asuka pinched her daughter's face and said disdainfully, "Listen, little girl. I don't accept human fate! - I don't accept your proposal."

"Um... Mom, please help me." Kyoko looked confused, then said with a pleading look, "That world needs Dad and Mom, as well as Aunt Ayanami's power - especially Mom. Without Mom's divine power, that world would be doomed. Dad and Aunt Ayanami are just the icing on the cake - Mom is the strongest."

"?" The password was correct. The spirit version of Asuka suddenly felt incredibly happy. "Well, then, in that case, there's nothing I can do... But Ikari Shinji doesn't need me. I can do it myself—what's that called? 'Super Robot Wars'?"

"Okay, okay." Mom got on.

Are you still afraid that dad won’t come?

Chapter 54: Cover Recycling Program

Here, little Ikari's daily life is still going on. I can't say that if I have a three or four-year-old child in five years, I will have to learn how to raise a child five years ago - my mother is still here, but... I am going to be a grandmother at such a young age. I don't know how my mother feels about it.

Physical education class on the playground began with a simple warm-up followed by even simpler physical competitions—Little Ikari really wanted to play soccer! Women? Women weren't as fun as soccer! Unfortunately, injuries had plagued him since he was 14, so he could only sit on the bench and doze off.

"Hey, Asuka-san—what are you looking at?" Asian girls tend to be more outgoing, or at least that's how they seem. Men have a firm stance when they don't know each other, and women also babble when they don't know each other. I don't know what kind of ultimate social talent this is.

Asian women seem to think hugging and kissing is perfectly normal, while European women tend to consider such behavior harassment. But at this moment, it was obvious that the female classmates around Asuka were both very familiar and had serious lesbian tendencies. They were just a few inches away from Asuka, almost shoulder to shoulder, and then they were half-leaning in.

Asuka was quite uncomfortable with this—what about basic social distancing?! Do I know you guys well?

"Uh... I didn't see anything..."

"Let's look at Shinji again?" another girl said directly.

"!!! No, no, it's not..."

"Here we go again~ Sōryu-kun is suspicious~" Several girls laughed and teased. The fierce fighting power of junior high school girls in 2015 was eye-catching. "Shinji-kun's butt looks amazing, right?"

“The technology looks good.”

"Shinji-san's thighs~"

"Shinji-san's calves~"

...? Is this a topic girls should discuss?

It turns out that men and women are looking for similar things—after all, there are only so many parts of the human body.

"No, no... ahem. I was wondering why Shinji Ikari seems so popular with you guys? Even in a family like this..."

"Alas, the world has suffered from Ayanami-san for so long." Look at how skillfully she speaks. Several girls sighed, "She's clearly just a younger sister, but she acts like a wife. Anyone who dares to look at Ikari-san for too long will get into trouble... Haven't I told you this before?"

"Huh?" That's right. The one who said something unpleasant to Xiao Ding was slapped in the face: "Do you think I'm afraid of her? I..."

"So, Soryu-san—even though Ayanami-san... isn't too annoying, our hopes are all on you—defeat Ayanami-san, we'll root for you! Oh, and by the way, even if you defeat Ayanami-san, Ikari-san won't be yours..."

What kind of theory is this? If you're capable, why don't you just do it yourself? If I do it, it's still mine. I... am I okay with the Japanese?

"Ahem!" Suddenly, a condescending girl appeared from behind the group of girls. Ayanami Rei, with blue hair and red eyes, looked at everyone with a cold gaze. Then, she smiled like an Ayanami. "Hello everyone, I have something to ask Soru-san. Can you please make way?"

The girls immediately laughed awkwardly like ashamed lackeys, and left Asuka behind with a nod and a bow.

"What?" The US didn't have a martial arts leader, and now Asuka felt like Iron Man, whose company had been sidelined—his subordinates were all just five-handed! "If you have something to say, just say it."

"You were staring at Shinji-san for quite a long time, weren't you?"

"I heard you're an extreme brother complex—if you dare hit me, I'll fight back!" Asuka said, wary of a slap that might come at any moment, "Do you find fault with other girls if they even look at him?"

"How is that possible?" Ayanami said lightly, "If you're unwilling to get close to Shinji-nii just because he's intimidated, then I don't think that kind of relationship is worth sympathizing with. Oh, you're not bad, so good that it even surprises me—an ordinary person would have run away after being left out for four years."

"!! I dumped him! - Humph, humph... It's nothing, what do you know?" Asuka snorted a few times: "You're not here to quarrel, are you?"

"Of course not—I just thought I'd give you some advice. Oh, and of course, it's for your own good." Ayanami, originally designed as a maternal character, said: "I'll be in touch with my brother's string quartet several times in the next few days—can you find the fourth person?"

"? Didn't Aunt Wei say she was coming? Can't I just put on my school uniform?"

"...That makes sense." Ayanami wanted to say something, but when she thought about the "torture" Ikari Yui had put on her these past few days, she suddenly didn't want to say anything: "On the other hand, you said you have a double doctorate, right?"

"Hmph~ Of course~" Suddenly the wind stopped and the rain cleared up, and Asuka felt that she was fine again.

"Do you have any other research topics?"

"I will be the youngest Nobel Prize winner in the world!"

"...When do you plan to return to the United States to conduct your research? How long are you going to continue playing middle school games? Are you going to waste your best research time here?"

"Ahhh! Stop it—why are you like my mother? I'm already an adult! No one dares to control me in America. I can just write a paper and all Japanese universities will treasure it like a treasure! American scientific research institutions have so many demands on me!—No one knows more about scientific research than me!—I can stay here as long as I want! As long as I want, I can do all my research work in Japan!"

"...Tsk." Ayanami curled her lips and said, "I thought scientific research had completely moved beyond the point where some scientists could come up with something on their own. Shouldn't scientific research be conducted in professional locations and within professional research teams..."

"Ahhhh! - Don't mention it! Oh, by the way, did stupid Shinji bring water? - I'll give it to him!"

"No need, I'm the one who goes every time."

"Times have changed, Japanese girls!"

“No, times don’t change.”

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Little Ikari was sleeping soundly under the shade of a tree, and no one bothered him. But when he woke up from his dream after battling with Asuka Shikinami, he opened his eyes——

Ayanami and Asuka acted as if they were awake.Jpg, and it seemed that they were waiting for Ikari to wake up.

"? What happened?"

"Nothing." Ayanami said calmly, "Soryu-kun has something to ask you."

“?!?!——Uh, that…ah, are you thirsty? Drink more water.”

"? ...Uh, thank you." What's going on today? "No, are you guys busy?"

"Um, uh... ah, right! Ayanami-san said so!" Asuka suddenly had an idea! "She said she wanted to lend her uniform to Auntie Wei - let's go see if there's any school uniform that would suit Auntie!"

"??? Are you two serious about this?"

Come, Sweet Death

Ikari was now struggling with the question of whether or not to sell his mother for glory. Suddenly, he remembered many heroes in the hearts of the Japanese people, such as the Three Miyoshi Men, who sold their mother for glory and got a glimmer of hope (although they died in the end); the Three Ladies of the Warring States Period, who sold their mother for glory, sold their future, and sold a piece of the sky!

Therefore, in the history of District 11, selling one's mother for fame and fortune is a very normal behavior.

After school, Xiao Ding returned home. He hadn't live-streamed for three days, and he wondered if the website would dock his salary. After opening the batch site, he realized that newcomers' traffic had dropped after a few days of not live-streaming, so Xiao Ding chatted with a group of people without any concern.

"I say... Ayanami, did you really tell your mother?" Shinji Ikari looked at Ayanami in front of him in confusion.

"Yeah, Mom agrees too." Ayanami smiled slightly, indicating that this was normal: "Besides, didn't Mom agree a long time ago?"

"Wearing a junior high school uniform?" Little Ikari was a little puzzled. Yes, my mother Ikari Yui is a youthful and healthy person, but the problem is that no matter how young you are, a 30-something middle-aged beauty can just pretend to be a college student. Pretending to be a junior high school student is too...

"This may be a bit problematic, but I can convince my mother—"

"...I think it's pretty bad. If nothing works, we can just treat it as a parent-child program. It's not embarrassing. It can also give Mom a day off." Little Ikari was quite happy. He looked at Asuka and said, "Um...Asuka, do you have any friends?"

"I'm in Japan, just got off the plane. Thanks for the invitation - I don't have any other friends."

"Uh..." This is true: "Asuka, are you angry?"

"Who's angry?"

"Then why are you...eh? Let me calculate...your period has arrived?...Ah!"

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Today's monitors are a bit noisy. Like many pandas, watching live broadcasts and hot internet celebrities online was a hobby in 2015. This was the wild era of online live broadcasting.

As soon as live streaming started today, some people noticed that a popular online celebrity had just opened a livestream room after three days of inactivity. This was a foreign livestream room belonging to someone claiming to be Li Renren. Considering that the first foreign livestreamer who licked the boots of others hadn't appeared in 2015, Xiao Ding was a pioneer.

This was a heartfelt praise, like praising one's motherland—of course, constantly licking one's boots wasn't a long-term solution. One or two foreigners were only so-so. So Ikari resorted to the honey trap, and if necessary, the handsome man trap.

Two beautiful girls, a beautiful young woman, and a beautiful college student who may or may not be on camera - there should be no problem with this, right?

However, when I just opened the anchor's live broadcast room today, I saw a red-haired mixed-race beauty girl pressing a black-haired handsome boy on the bed and rubbing him.

It's just that the supervising officers in 2015 were not very strict, and this was a real blow, and it can be seen that they were ruthless.