Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Turn your head around! Look into my eyes!" Are you going to flip the table?

Shouldn't this kind of plot last for a year or two, and when it's almost time to graduate (can't continue writing), there should be at least dozens or hundreds of episodes. In the end, everyone chooses the childhood sweetheart or the seeds that were revealed in the final stage of the party struggle when the story falls from the sky?

"I want to hear it again! - Ah, but I feel that you are as low-level, childish, and disgusting as you were four years ago... No, even more disgusting than four years ago!" At the last moment, the girl backed down - and decided to attack slowly.

If you act recklessly at this time, you might win.

Then he handed Xiao Ding a box of chocolates with a haughty look on his face: "I heard from my mother that you Japanese men like to eat chocolate, so I went out and bought some for you - come on, you're welcome."

you……

Ikari wondered how he could calm her down. Wasn't he just going to force himself on me now, thinking he'd have a four-year-old child in five years? That was too scary. But after a flurry of punches—she backed off!

"...?" You were running so hard you were out of breath, almost dying. So you were going to buy chocolate? But... "Uh, Asuka, do you know what chocolate... represents?"

"Of course I know, I'm not stupid." Asuka snorted, looking at Shinji Ikari with disdain. Finally, she'd reached her professional field, haha! "Although I chose the same level of school as you to experience life here, I'm actually a 14-year-old double PhD! A genius among geniuses, with the most powerful brain in human history that would piss off Darwin and make Einstein envious—I'll tell you, the origin of chocolate..."

Balablaba

Xiao Ikari was confused by what he said. The other party recited a series of professional terms and even chemical tables.

"Okay, okay, Asuka is amazing." For some reason, this version of Asuka seemed to be madly trying to prove herself: "Well, the chocolate is delicious, I accepted it... Uh, what do you want me to return the favor? Even though the timing is wrong, the rules cannot be violated..."

"? Wrong timing? Ah, are you Japanese so short of chocolate? I don't think it's expensive. When I came to Japan, my mom told me that water is cheapest and fruit is most expensive. But she didn't tell me that Japanese chocolate needs to be eaten in season?" Asuka looked confused. She had always been treated like a princess at an American university, how could she know about the intrigues in District 11? - She immediately said generously, "Ah, no need to return the favor. There's no need at all. Um... well, ahem, on the contrary... a few years ago, and yesterday, well... thank... thank you."

This Asuka can actually learn to bow her head?

Although I have thanked you more than once, but...

"Let me tell you, if you dare to tell your top student's sister that I thanked you, I will kill you and then commit suicide!" Oh, I see. It seems that he can't afford to lose face in front of Ayanami.

"Thank you for caring so much about my feedback." Xiao Ikari, considering that their relationship might not be ordinary in five years, smiled and said, "I should be thanking you for appearing before me again. Ah, as for the idea of ​​killing me and then committing suicide, forget it - killing me is enough. Maybe I owed you something in my past life, so you don't need to blame yourself at all."

"......! Humph... Humph!! Of course! You are right about this. Hahaha... ah, by the way, eating chocolate all the time is not good for your health. Don't eat it when you are resting! Go to bed early." Asuka said as she was about to check on Ikari's injury.

"If we rest any longer, there won't be anyone left... Usually around this time, we'd be returning from delivering newspapers and preparing to take Rei to school. Oh, by the way, why didn't Rei come with you?"

"Hmph... Oh, by the way, she found a boyfriend when she went home yesterday and said she didn't want to come see you anymore." Asuka suddenly felt a little jealous. Why are you mentioning someone else in front of me? Straight man! Trash! Who would like a guy like you?

If it weren't for the fact that you're such a rubbish straight guy, you probably wouldn't have a girlfriend in your life. It seems like you even saved my life four years ago. I wouldn't even be friends with you! Straight guys like you will never have a partner in this life. How pathetic! Sigh, I'm too kind.

“…Huh?!…Lie to me?”

"Hmph... Yeah, you're not happy about lying to you?"

"I'll let you lie to me! - But if you really lie to me... just tell me you like me!"

"Lying to you? Oh, fine—the person I hate the most is Asuka. I hate Asuka so much that I wish I could come back to life right now. If Asuka liked me right now, I would definitely die of happiness."

"...You've passed! Um... Dr. Akagi just told you to go out for a walk, don't just lie in bed and get moldy - come on, I'll help you go out for a walk... Japanese boy, why are you so shy? Come here, put your arms around my waist, or you'll have to blame me if you fall!"

Chapter 51: The CP Leader's Perspective

The gentle afternoon sun streamed into the city, bringing a sense of incomparable laziness to the early summer afternoon. Compared to the post-Second Impact New Tokyo-3, the weather in District 11 was now remarkably pleasant. A long bench, reflecting the blossoms, lay dotted with petals. The garden in the distance, framed by green leaves, was a romantic spectacle of blossoms. Butterflies fluttered, flitting from one flower to the next, their delicate fragrance filling the air, a touch of intoxicating beauty.

If we don't consider the fact that up to 30% of people in Japan suffer from hay fever.

A cozy little book, a warm cup of coffee. An elegant master, a lazy kitten—Miss A, a bourgeois from District 11, quite enjoys this kind of relaxing afternoon. If you weren't bourgeois, you wouldn't choose a place like this, unless you were a truly white European. There's not a huge difference between a coffee shop and a soy milk shop; everyone is actually equal—the only difference might be that coffee shops don't allow garlic. Is drinking coffee elegant and looking down on eating garlic as vulgar? As Gorky taught us—screw your grandma's arrogance! The coffee drinker is being arrested by the country that drinks coffee.

Miss A looked out the window of the coffee shop and leisurely recalled an ancient Chinese poem - How joyful life has been since ancient times, stealing half a day of leisure from the busy life.

White clouds drifted across the blue sky (this 20-year-old EVA fanfiction has been TJed for 20 years). Miss A suddenly saw a beautiful, elf-like girl with long hair supporting an injured young man in a residential building outside her window. The boy and girl walked slowly, but with a respectful eye.

Miss A was instantly hooked! The sweetness made her feel like she couldn't add any more sugar to her coffee, and the purity made her want a five-plus sign! She even thought of the young love of the young woman, their passionate love in their youth, their marriage and children as adults. And in their old age, they would still be supporting each other, leaning on each other, slowly and happily walking towards the end of their lives...

Coming back to her senses, Miss A noticed that the boy seemed a little hurt—the girl cooperated and let the boy almost lean on her body. This feeling of childhood innocence was really sweet...

Of course, this is just like how Buddha looks at people, seeing all the causes and conditions at a glance, that is the real thing... Oh Moses Roy!

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"Baga Shinji! —Where are you touching!?"

"Huh? Uh... isn't it the waist?"

"If I wasn't afraid that you would fall and blame me, I would... take your hands away! Down!"

"...I'm sorry, I thought it was just some belly fat... I thought you didn't have much fat, but I didn't expect..."

"!?!? Just wait!!!" The girl supported the boy and walked step by step to the chair. As she walked, she not only threatened and humiliated him, "I'll kill you as soon as I help you to the chair! I'm going to kill you, you hear me, damn little boy! You're already dead! You..."

After Shinji Ikari came to the bench, Asuka gently put him down - and then slapped Shinji Ikari directly in the face as compensation for touching the wrong place.

"..." Xiao Ding didn't dare fight back, mainly because the blow didn't hurt much. Seeing how bossy he was, it would be inappropriate not to get hit. But the problem was, he slapped me for touching my breasts. What would I do if we got married? Wouldn't I be beaten to death?

So Ayanami is better.

"I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Xiao Ikari lowered his head, hiding his restless heart with a look of being bullied. He covered his face with his hands like a weak Xianglin Sao: "I'm really sorry for making you angry, Asuka."

"Hmph~ You're always saying sorry, sorry, how annoying." He sat down next to Ikari, even moving closer to him on a hot day. While scolding him harshly, he also helped to take care of him: "Hey, can you stretch your legs?... Relax!"

"Oh...it's actually nothing serious, really...hiss!"

"Hmph, nothing serious." Asuka touched him lightly, and Ikari gasped. Asuka sneered and said, "I heard from that doctor named Ritsuko that your stick wound didn't fester, but it was swollen and cracked? ...Does it hurt a lot?"

"Hahaha, this is nothing. Back then... No, I was wrong. Don't, please don't touch me." Ikari wanted to sound tough, but when he saw Asuka acting as if she was going to touch him again, he begged for mercy immediately.

"Hmph..." The Asuka of this world said no, so she didn't. They were happy when they could talk, but it was hard for Ikari to find a girl who was willing to connect with him.

In fact, Asuka was also very confused. She didn't know if it was because of love - she was very happy even if she was just chatting with the other person about a roll of toilet paper.

The main reason was indeed love, but love is a time-limited thing. For the rest of their lives, they relied on treating each other with respect and rationality, cultivating their love on their own. The reason they were so compatible without even having to do anything was, firstly, because they had been destined to be together four years ago; secondly, because they had recently rekindled their relationship; thirdly, because they were enemies in past lives; and fourthly, because—after all, they had been in the same plug together, their minds were completely in sync.

Speaking of synchronization...

"Damn it Ikari Shinji! Don't touch her!...and don't let her touch you!!!"

There has always been a third person between Ikari and Asuka.

That is Shikinami Asuka Langley, who comes from the self-proclaimed World No. 1.

She just watched the original Soryu Asuka Langley in this world talking and laughing, fighting and joking with Shinji Ikari, and she didn't take her, the light bulb, seriously at all.

She is also completely invisible to anyone except Shinji Ikari, which seems to be all thanks to her precious daughter.

"Ah? You still need to show off your little wound? Compared to the injuries I suffered, you... humph!"

"No! Don't eat this chocolate!"

"Ahhh!! Expel, expel, I'm going to expel you Asuka!!!"

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Miss A was still watching the boy and girl flirting in the distance.

However, she could not see through past lives, present lives, past lives, and three thousand marriages.

Otherwise – she would be much sweeter.

Of course, while Miss A was happily eating candy, a beautiful girl with blue hair and red eyes sat down next to her. She also sat quietly by the window, holding a book in her hands.

Such a demure beauty is truly rare. Miss A felt that this girl was far more beautiful than those so-called "once-in-4000-year beauties." Any angle, any gesture, she was a picture—and yet, this beautiful girl was clutching a light novel.

Even if he's my brother, as long as I love him, it's okay.

The girl held the book in her hands and squeezed it here and there - the girl's hands were quite strong.

Chapter 52 Ayanami Ayanami, a real man

Recalling her "dream" self, Ayanami remained silent on the surface. In the final moments of her "dream," Ikari spent the last part of her life in bed. But that bed wasn't at all cuddly (Ayanami: Tsk), it was actually a NERV hospital bed. It was a scene of desolation, the end of everything, and it was also summer. It seemed as if last week, she had only experienced the height of summer in Area 11, but this week, her heart had grown incredibly cold. When her heart was opened, she felt an immense pain.

This week, she met Shinji at the age of 10—a girl with normal emotions naturally has to think a lot. For four years, she has treated Ikari as her own private land, and suddenly a red-haired monkey pops up.

It really is a British and American idiot! How shameless! !

But... there is actually a place for him in my dreams, and I can even feel his grief.

The other person seems to be able to feel one's own joys, sorrows, anger and happiness - this is very confusing.

Of course, these entanglements are nothing compared to the NTR that is erupting before our eyes.

"Miss... Oh." The elegant coffee shop host approached Ayanami, a customer of his caliber. After all, a beauty of her stature would surely attract attention anywhere, unless it were at a high-profile Korean variety show. But the host took one look at the scene before him—Ayanami clutched her book tightly, her eyes cold as she watched a pair of equally exquisite young men and women flirting outside.

understood.

The coffee shop owner immediately felt relieved. This was not a place where he could go and get himself killed.

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"Hey, what's wrong with your collar?" The young man and woman sitting on a bench in a residential park were unaware that someone with doubly cold red eyes was watching them from afar. Asuka noticed Shinji's collar was slightly turned inside out and immediately, as a matter of course, helped to straighten it.

"...Isn't it messed up when I was holding you just now?"

"What are you talking about! What do you mean by hug me? But it's true." It seems that she still doesn't know much Japanese. After all, there's no difference between hugging and getting on in Area 11. Asuka didn't forget to brag about herself while tidying up: "Ahh~ After all, for a guy like you, I'm probably the only one so unlucky as me to treat you so well, right?"

"asuka..." Xiao Ikari was quite touched deep down in his heart.

Especially since there was another world around her where Asuka, who hated her, was constantly chanting sutras - this felt even better.

"Ikari Shinji!" Shikinami Asuka Langley from World No. 1 jumped back and forth beside little Ikari, too angry to bear it any longer: "You are not allowed to be so intimate with the me in this world, do you hear me?"

Ikari glanced at the air beside him and suddenly revealed a sly smile. He then gently grasped Asuka's hand as she straightened his collar. He thanked her sincerely, "Thank you, Asuka—you're so kind to me."

Uh...it's a bit awkward.

But the goal was achieved.

Asuka, the "spiritual" Shikigami, exploded instantly when she saw Ikari's intimate behavior!

Spirit Float: A characteristic of Gundam and other robot animations, often referred to as Naked Float. It is the communication of the spiritual world and mental state. It is one of the special abilities of the New Humans (although it is also possible for non-New Humans). It is mainly manifested by floating in the air or in the universe in a spiritual state, communicating with the protagonist.

"!!!" However, in this world, Sōryu Asuka Langley saw that Ikari actually caught the ball! ——This actually made the girl unable to do it.

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"Bang!" Ayanami, who was originally planning to take a closer look at the situation, slammed the table in the coffee shop.

He stuffed the book "As Long as There Is Love (Omitted below)" into his schoolbag and walked out with a stride as if he was going to the battlefield.

"Oh, Shinji-nii—so you're basking in the sun."

Join the battlefield.

Rei sat down at the other end of the bench without hesitation and took Ikari Shinji's hand with a smile: "Shinji-san, how are you recovering? Hmm... you look much better."

Oh no, the intimate scene with Asuka just now wasn't noticed...

"Oh, right—" Ayanami's hand gently rested on Ikari's collar, and then patted him gently: "Mom was at home yesterday..."

When Ayanami said this, she glanced at Asuka beside her with her red eyes - You also followed my mother to persecute me yesterday!

The latter looked guilty.

"I miss you so much. If you don't go back, I think we... No, I might be in trouble."

"?what happened?"

Then, in a rather resentful tone, Ayanami talked about how her mother treated her as a substitute, and then said the famous line: "Anyway, I am also a substitute."

Ikari was furious when he heard this! Last week, he had sacrificed half his life to change Ayanami's mind, and the other half belonged to Asuka - this sentence was a hurdle that Ikari couldn't get over.

"Rei is definitely not a substitute! Rei is unique! Rei is Rei!" Shinji Ikari suddenly grabbed Rei's hand as if he was grabbing his ideal and the future.

"...?!" My cousin has always been a wooden man. This is the first time he's been so excited.

Especially being so intimate with me in front of this red-haired monkey... Hehe~ This feeling is really extraordinary...

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Now Ayanami Rei and Asuka are really... the most familiar enemies.

Little Ikari is much better. Speaking ambiguously and wavering in his choices are the most basic operations of a harem man. Of course, Shinji Ikari, who likes to turn the table, is different. He had already laid his cards on the table with the two girls a long time ago.

Either we come together, or none of us come.

In this way, Xiao Ding spent three days leisurely.

If they don't go home soon, Ikari Yui will have to hold Ayanami to sleep - considering that if Ayanami and Ikari Yui continue like this, Ikari may explode, and he can't follow Li Longji's old path of adultery (not really). Ikari was discharged from the hospital with a limp, saying that he fell at a classmate's house and sprained his ankle.

Ikari Yui managed to fool everyone, but when it came time to start school, it was a completely different scene.

A gentle breeze rustles, and the flowers sway, their fragrance lingering. Summer blossoms bloom in a dazzling array of colors—three young men and women walk happily on their way to school… Why does this whole book look like it's complete?

"Ah... Mr. Ikari, you are so lucky!"