Ikari Shinji's Harem Comedy Daily Life

"Look, that drone-shaped shape!" Asuka looked a little excited. "I often dream of giant robots in my dreams! Look, it looks like this—Hey! You promised me to watch the fireworks, do you remember?"

Chapter 70 Ah, Head

Asuka's question was really good, and Shinji Ikari had no idea how to answer it.

"Uh... I didn't expect you to like me so much. Did you even dream about this?" Ikari completely forgot he'd promised her any fireworks—what fireworks? "Uh, I'm actually very happy, Asuka... Eh? Don't do anything? I... Hey!"

"Shinji-nii...ah, you're really amazing." Under the left embrace, Asuka's temper is understandable. But under the right embrace, Shinji's classmate Ayanami reacts differently: "I never thought Shinji-nii could be such a jerk in his dreams—he's truly the incredibly popular green tea boy at school."

The original text is [Flirty Man].

"I...a green tea boy?" Ikari Shinji was furious. It's you, Ayanami! But even you can't do that! "Rei, how can you talk to your brother? You..."

"If you're thinking of yourself as your older brother now, then you shouldn't be so complacent about being popular among girls, right?"

"I……"

"Ah? So there's such a thing?——"

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It's really strange these days: a panda's sitting posture can become a trending search, a celebrity's sneeze can become a viral sensation, a simple outing can become a timeless quatrain, yet even the most ambitious celebrities never make the headlines.

Shinji Ikari had no idea that his own time and space could actually make the headlines!

The headlines were about him hugging Asuka and Rei Ayanami while watching the fireworks. You'd think a couple making the headlines would be fine, or a threesome making the headlines, but making the headlines for three young men and women flirting is a bit too much. But that's the online world. Sometimes privacy is overly respected, and sometimes it's completely absent. The original photos weren't even censored.

Ayanami and Asuka are both equally beautiful, and Ikari is just like what Stephen Chow said: the heroine must be beautiful, and the hero can't be too bad. Considering that you can cosplay Ikari Yui with a wig and no makeup, you can just accept the setting of Ikari as a beautiful boy.

This photo is more than just a hug.

Instead, Ayanami and Asuka, slightly angry and coquettish, leaned against the boy's chest. They seemed to be scolding him, forcing him to retreat. At that moment, the boy begged for mercy, and the two girls' coquettish expression was captured on camera.

Hmm... no wonder this photo became a hot topic.

Of course, this was already a hot search on the second day.

That evening, the program recorded by Xiao Ding began to air. Due to various reasons, the initial broadcast volume was not very large. After all, it was just a program for the love of the show, a small fan circle to build on its own. The number of followers was only one million, where could there be such a large fan base?

But this incident quickly broke the circle.

"Huh? How come I didn't know there were such handsome guys playing StarCraft?"

Audiences were captivated by Ikari's looks, his youthful age, and his eloquent voice. His Chinese was so good, and he was even said to be a Japanese Kontai-kun? Oh, he was the one who recently declared "Long live Japan's defeat," wasn't he? This little bit of breaking the mold was already there from the beginning.

"That's not right." The audience was puzzled. "Don't you need to look at your face to play StarCraft?"

That's of course. Those who play Protoss must have slender faces, such as Baben (whose face looks like a shoe horn) and Classic (one of his nicknames is Big Chin). Those who play Zerg must be either too thin or too fat (such as Sun Huang Ergou, whose body shape looks like Venomancer). Only those who play Terran have a slightly human appearance - but basically, those who play StarCraft have nothing to do with the word handsome.

It's really a bit strange that a fan of Xiao Ding, who can be called a beautiful boy, has come.

Of course, Ikari initially appeared as the host, but then everyone was stunned by another amateur professional player—that was Asuka. Some things are innate, some things are impossible in reality, and some things are necessary for the plot.

A girl of Asuka's level, once she sits in the livestream room, without using beauty filters, she can sit and curse while collecting money until her hands are tired and her hands cramp - playing this dead game is a waste. Add to that her real aura -

[Double PhD from Yale University, the youngest person in the world to hold a double PhD—a leader in cutting-edge string theory research.] Even with this kind of fame, it's a bit shocking—such an ultimate genius still loves playing StarCraft.

Instantly, the veterans of StarCraft felt that - we are still the best in the world!

As we all know, there's a hierarchy of disdain in gaming. Data players look down on League of Legends players, CS players look down on Dota players, and StarCraft players look down on everyone—this is the top of the contempt chain. The reason they haven't been dissed at the top is because they're so rare. Not even one out of a hundred people actually downloads a client and plays two games.

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"Ah? You want to watch the recording of Star Voice? — Oh, it's uploaded on the Porn Site, go watch it yourself. It's quite long... What? You just want to watch it in the live studio? You... Alright, stop messing around, just take a look!"

Watching the livestream's popularity continue to rise, especially seeing the number of VIPs surpass a certain threshold, Laoxian decided to take a detour. "Let me tell you, this time, we've signed a new anchor from a neighboring country at a significant expense... Huh? Oh, thanks to this... [The Last Dead] for sending a hundred rockets. Boss, be generous, and stay healthy!"

"Brother Huang, do you think this newly signed brother of ours is worth it?"

"Of course it's worth it! Brother Sun, you piece of shit, I'm telling you, don't add fuel to the fire!"

"Mao, who's fanning the flames? — Am I not trying to lower my brothers' expectations a bit? Come on, come on, let's watch that compilation first... Hey, Brother Huang, something seems to be wrong. Our video is on my homepage..."

"Oh, it's big data push notifications. Everyone's homepage push notifications are different, mine too. Oh, look at the Japanese song our new anchor sang for our Brother Sun. The front is in Chinese, the back is in Japanese, and there's a section adapted into a StarCraft version. It's just to commemorate the romantic story between Brother Sun and Tossgirl..."

"Get lost! Huang, you dogecoin, stop talking nonsense! You... uh, thank you again for the 100 rockets sent by [The Last Dead]. That's enough, brother. No more, no more."

"Alright, let's draw a prize for the brothers today. Thank you all... Thank you to [The Last Dead] for sending a hundred rockets. Big brother, that's almost done... Eh? This name... Is this guy Kaworu Nagisa? He doesn't understand Chinese, right? Someone type in Japanese to tell him not to send the rockets. Alright, alright, let's watch the game..."

[Walking and stopping along the way, memories of my youthful wanderings come to mind...]

Nagisa Kaworu's rockets brushed from beginning to end.

After all, he's in the international futures trading business. I wonder if Mr. Nagisa Kaworu relied on some strange ability—the rocket he sent to Ikari instantly detonated the entire live streaming platform. How should I put it…

If it were an ordinary person, willing to spend this kind of money on a beautiful young man with a long face—many would have immediately fallen to their knees. Fortunately, Xiao Ding was not an ordinary person.

Of course he knew that she was the best person to him besides his biological mother. Why?

Because for his own sake, Kaworu Nagisa was willing to sacrifice his life - all that was left was his head.

Ah head...

Chapter 71 Kirishima Mana

Xiao Ikari was quite happy.

After all, the three of them were close buddies who had once penetrated the same plug together—excluding myself, the relationship between Asuka and Ayanami was actually quite good. It was the kind of sympathy they felt after having "seen" each other's pasts, but I wasn't sure if that actually counted as a bonus to their relationship.

By the way, it’s the same plug that Koi Ikari, Asuka, and Ayanami have used.

It’s Ikari Yui.

Emmmm, in short, although the relationship is a little bit messy, it is very close - but no matter how good the relationship is, sometimes it cannot withstand the trivialities of life.

"Ah, I finally meet you - Shinji-san~ I'm your fan~ I didn't expect to see you when I came to Nakakoku for a trip."

"I...ah? Yes?"

Shinji Ikari really didn't expect that fate was so wonderful.

You said you can meet your fans now, what should I do?

We got up from a five-star hotel in Shanghai and went downstairs for breakfast. It was free, anyway, and these five-star hotels are different. Look at the steamed bun in the small steamer. Just one bite. Just one bite. Just thirty yuan. After just two bites, Xiao Ding felt that if he kept eating like this, he'd have at least six hundred yuan to cover his expenses.

At this moment, in the restaurant on the first floor, Xiao Ding was suddenly pestered by a beautiful girl.

"I'm very happy to meet you... I don't dare to be a blogger. Um... what's your name?" Xiao Ding met an old friend in a foreign land... from his hometown. He came to Shanghai for a trip.

Then a girl from Area 11 came over. She looked quite popular. She grabbed Ikari's hand and wouldn't let go, swaying back and forth with a cheerful look. She seemed more passionate than Ayanami and more reserved than Asuka—the perfect girlfriend choice.

Cheerful and gentle, with a pretty and lovely face. Her short light brown hair is lively and cute, and she looks so playful and beautiful in a white dress. How should I put it, this is simply...

Aren’t you Kirishima Mana?

"Hi, excuse me. My name is Kirishima Mana, and I'm 14 years old~" As she spoke, she put her arm around Shinji Ikari's left hand in a familiar manner, making a cozy expression. "I've been watching your live broadcasts in China these past few days—wow, you're even more handsome than in the videos. Handsome and talented—Shinji-san, you must be very popular with girls. You must have a girlfriend, right?"

"..."

You know I probably have a girlfriend, why are you still sticking to me like this?

Uh, I saw this girl last week.

It's pretty tragic, having to surrender to the enemy in the end. Last week, this girl was from the Self-Defense Force. What good could the Self-Defense Force have? She's a young soldier, and a specialist in intelligence. If they didn't send her to Ikari, they'd probably send her to some pedophile! Think about it, she was 14 years old last week, so wouldn't 15 years ago have been the perfect time for her second act? What good could come of someone born during that time? Kaji Ryoji was so hungry he stole food, and when he was discovered, he abandoned his brothers, who were beaten to death.

Kirishima Mana was a young soldier who was recruited into the Self-Defense Forces during that era. Last week, he came to Kodaki to gather intelligence. He doesn't have a big relationship with Kodaki, but... they're pretty close.

Even if this kind of person goes back, he probably won't have much fun. Last episode, the Senji Self-Defense Force was always working on its own robots, and the nuclear-powered one almost exploded. Last episode, Ikari showed Kirishima Mana a way out: grab the person you want to take away, drive the robot, and run away. Where to run? Of course, run west. Fly straight to Shanghai. If you make it there, you're lucky, if you don't, you're unlucky. It's very simple. He let it escape while fighting the tenth angel, the Sky Angel - at that time, all of Japan was under martial law, and it was normal to let a Senji Self-Defense Force mecha escape while driving Unit-01. NERV's command authority was superior to that of the Senji Self-Defense Force, which is why the Senji Self-Defense Force was determined to destroy NERV.

Xiao Ikari didn't quite understand.

Why did I ask her to come to Shanghai last week, and why did she come to Shanghai again this week?

This... can an old horse know the way?

"Ah... Kirishima-san?" Ikari really found it hard to understand. Was this fate so strong? "I... well, I don't have a girlfriend at the moment. But..."

"Oh, what a coincidence?" I tell you, I'm afraid of giving this away for free. Kirishima Mana asked with a look that no man would refuse, with a pure and ambiguous expression on her face: "I don't have a boyfriend either... Actually, Shinji-san, from the first time I saw you..."

Oh, I see. That’s what we said last week.

You liked me the first time you saw me because I looked like your late brother.

"I fell in love with you because you look so much like my late brother."

First they were attracted by my looks, then by my talent...

"But that was at the beginning, and then the talent in your video..."

Finally, I am a ruthless Asian machine.

"——After seeing you in person, I realized that you are really Azasine~ I like you, please, please go out with me."

……how to say.

Kirishima Mana seems to be quite good at confessing in both series, and she always uses the same three-pronged approach. No changes at all. Is this the only move your teacher has ever taught you?

"I think... I think I've seen Shinji before I was born." Look, they didn't even use honorifics. You know what? If you don't use honorifics when you first meet someone from District 11, it's like swearing—but then, if you don't know etiquette, that's a different story. Kirishima Mana saw Ikari's "Huh?" expression and got a little anxious. Then she started to speak the truth: "It seems like, in every dream, I've seen Shinji-kun—it's true!"

"Oh?" Xiao Ding was a little curious. You didn't use the same plug as me, so your memory isn't that obvious, right? "What did I look like in your dream?"

"Well... no, it's hard to say." The little girl blushed suddenly.

"It's okay, go ahead." It can't be from last week...

"Uh, Shinji-kun... the skirt in the formalin looks like...

"...?!?!"

"Ah, no, no. Shinji-kun is a great hero." Kirishima Mana hurriedly waved her hands and said, "But he failed in the end. In the dream, I wasn't just in formaldehyde... I was in many bottles of formaldehyde... Ah, no, no, no. And he looked very glorious. Anyway, anyway... I cried so hard in the dream that I don't remember anything else."

"Okay, okay... Thank you so much. Thank you for telling me."

Xiao Ikari understood.

It must have been after I died last episode, and then was cut into pieces and sent to the lab. This little girl happened to see a few of them... okay, it was like she finally told me her final destination.

For others, the small box is their permanent home, but for me, the glass and formaldehyde are my permanent home: "Don't worry, Mana-san..."

"Shinji-kun... aren't you angry?"

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry." Last week I still owed you three stabs: "How about you stab me three times?"

"Oh, Shinji-kun, you're so annoying~ I really did hit you." As he said that, Mana, who was holding Ikari's right hand, patted Ikari's left chest three times like a kitten scratching an itch: "Hey, are we even now? Shinji-kun, let's add each other as email friends~ That way, even if we return to Japan..."

"Thank you." Xiao Ding nodded with emotion. The injustice was over from now on, so...: "Okay"

Sins can be remade in this life.

Life in this world is actually quite happy. It would be even better if it had nothing to do with Shura Field.

Ikari feels that he has never been a good man, nor is he a kind-hearted male protagonist who does not fight back when beaten or scolded; he has nothing to do with the male protagonist of the herbivore series.

"Ikari, Nobuki!!!" Xiao Ikari's full name was called, and suddenly a flash of fire rushed over.

If it’s not Asuka, then who could it be?

First, with a brutal charge, Kirishima Mana knocked Koidaki's right hand away, then she grabbed Koidaki's ear and started beating him up: "Huh? Who is this vixen?!"

"Ah? It's about to break, Asuka Asuka, we're... Oh! Ayanami, you... why are you..."

Ayanami joins the battle.

His right ear is pulled by Asuka, and his left ear is pulled by Ayanami. What a henpecked scene! In Japan, it's so beautiful. Pulling up my beloved little ear, it hurts so much that I grit my teeth and grin.

"Brother Shinji, there's a difference between humans and animals." Ayanami gently lifted Ikari's left ear and said softly, "I hope you can be different from animals - right?"

Four-corner relationship?

Ah... that's because Katsuragi didn't come. If Katsuragi came... hehehe~

Chapter 72: Three Makes a Trip

"So, what is going on?" Look at Ayanami's ability, it's extraordinary.

After all, her personality has changed drastically. The literary girl who reads light novels is just too lazy to care about your appearance, but she has already become a sharp-tongued person on the inside.

Life is so hard. When I was feeling empty, I didn't know what emotions were. Now that I'm feeling full, I find knowing everything is even harder. It's like being scolded by your mom every day. Even if you know, you've already been manipulated. There's no way to turn things around, and you have to resort to murder and arson to solve your problems.

Now she was wearing the jeans and jacket she'd just bought yesterday. Ayanami-san, wearing sunglasses and blowing gum, sat cross-leggedly before Ikari. This wasn't just the aura of a wife; it was clearly the aura of a mother-in-law.

A real man should kneel before heaven, earth and his parents. How can he kneel before a weak woman and beg for mercy?